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| From: Puffball of DOOM And with a name like that, you KNOW this is gonna be good Oni Link vs. Giant Link Oni Link is also known as Fierce Diety Link Oni Link Fires beam attacks like crazy and rushes and slashes, while Giant link goes "hey, stop shining that flashlight, and stop hitting me with that toothpick!" Oni Link spin-slashes, and in confusion giant link spins around. Oni Link is crushed. Giant link looks at his shoe and says, "eeeeeeewwwwwww" WINNER: GIANT LINK From: SSB Fighter212k Link vs Pikachu (this might have been done) Pikachu hops around, sparking as he goes. Link yawns, and watches the mouse. pikachu charges at link, but link just steps to the side and pikachu goes flying head first into a wall. pikachu charges at links back, but link draws the master sword and holds it straight out behind him. pikachu basically impales himself, but isnt quite dead (i wanna tourture him some more...) he begins to try to electrocute link, but link's corny gloves are made of rubber and repel the electricity. link dons the FD mask and pikachu is dropped to the ground as the master sword changes into the FD sword(?), but pikachu lands in 2 pieces from the change. Oni-Link turns to face him, and just drops his sword on the mouse. the mouse is dead, but to make sure he's dead, link just steps on whatever is left of the little dumb *** mouse. From: Me LINK VS. PIKACHU'S OWNER "HEEEEYYYYY!!!" screamed Ash Ketchum. 'YOU CHEATED! HOW ELSE COULD A WARRIOR BEAT A PIKACHU????? I DEMAND A REMATCH! HOW ABOUT BEST TWO OUT OF THREE?" "Okay, I'll agree to that," decided Link. Ash brings out another Pikachu. Link impales THAT one. "YOUUUU CHEATED!!!!" whined Ash. "BEST THREE OUT OF FIVE!!!" "Okay, said Link. "Ash brings out another Pikachu. Link impales THAT one. "YOUUUUU CHEATED!!!!" whined Ash. "BEST FOUR OUT OF SEVEN!!!" "Fine," said Link. "And THIS time...YER GOING DOWN! HEH, HEH, HEH." Ash laughs evilly and brings out...another Pikachu. TEN THOUSAND DEAD PIKACHUS LATER... "NNOOOOOO FAIR! YOUUUU CHEATED! BEST TWO MILLION OUT OF FIVE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED SEVEN THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED AND THREEEEE!!!" "I'm bored," yawned Link. "I'm leaving this. See ya round." "AHA! YOU GAVE UP! THAT MEANS I WON! HEY MISTY! I WON!!!" Ash runs home bragging all the way. From: J man J man's back and thats a fact! Link VS Rayman Rayman shoots energy balls at Link!Link refelcts with the mirror shield.ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (means AHHHHHHHHHHH)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rayman is down. Yah shouts Link.Rayman gets up. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Rayman unlocks his UlTrA ball.Link notices and turns into a GORON!! Link punches it back at Rayman. It hits him! Rayman's dead!!! To make sure he's dead Link chops off his head. Victor: Link!! Well, THAT guy had spunk, but I'm a little curious as to how you hack the head off someone who has no neck. |