It's Zippy, the Wonderful Weiner Dog!
Zippy....the Wonderful Weiner Dog
Zippy's calm, smooth voice is very relaxing. "Hey, guys, it's Zippy! And I've come with a brilliant idea! Let's all fly!"
"Why, that's silly! How can such a thing be?" says some guy in this British accent.
"It's easy! Just believe in yourself, and sprinkle this fairy dust on your feet. It's as easy as pie!! Wow!!"
"Um....." the man starts. "Has this 'dust' been approved by any health organization--"
One emoticon from Zippy calmed his nerves. O_~
"Aaaahhhh," he sighs. "Everybody likes Zippy."

Suddenly, a UFO blasts down from the sky and squashes Zippy flat. A hatch opens up on the west side and an alien form starts to beam down......
If you challenge the alien inside the UFO to a duel, click here.
If you decide to scratch your armpits, click here.