Very well..... IT'S OPRAH!!!! NO! First she runs right into you and spills her hot coffee down the front of your shirt, then while you're hopping around wailing like crazy, she explains that she is such a gift to mankind because she somehow stumbled upon a wormhole that leads to an incredible land where all the secrets of the universe can be known. In fact, she got her coffee from God. Do you believe Oprah?

I believe Oprah

I don't believe Oprah