I'm going to have to warn you ahead of time not to be eating or drinking anything while viewing what you're about to read.
I'm serious. It's just unbelievable from this point. You have no idea how funny U.S. Acres is about to get. If this strip had premiered today this book would have sold a million copies (as opposed to 1989, when the book actually came out and good comic strips were plentiful). If you thought trading tall tales about Chuck Norris was humorous, you don't know anything yet. This is some seriously funny stuff.....
What'd I tell ya?