*rimshot*

"Too" has a second O in it.

I see your opinion on this matter, but...how'd you misspell "Jurassic" when it's right there behind you?

THIS.....IS THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER

This is what is called "sexual confusion." To answer one of the questions, they eat once an hour.

One: that's not you.

Two: if that IS you, you're anorexic; see a doctor.

Millennials: even their serial killers are entitled!

This should amuse him until the night he gets shot.

Normally I censor this word, but....it was too perfect to spoil.

Poor guy...so hormonal he can barely type. At least he spelled all the words correctly.

I think I found her perfect match; see next Whisper.

Smooth.

No.

This one's depressing. Don't count on having that smartphone for long.

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