"Hello?"
"Yeah, I'm looking for a Ms. Hugankiss, first name Amanda."
"Hold on, I'll check. "AMANDA HUGANKISS!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR AMANDA HUGNAKISS!!!"
*bar laughter*   *Barney burps*
"LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!! I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR BRAINS THROUGH YOUR EARS!!!"

It was then that you realized it was a mistake to let Donkey Kong Song do the calling, because he was calling Moe's Tavern instead. You yanked the phone away from him and called up CJay.

"HELLO, MR. JERK-MAN?? THIS IS THE ZSB!! YOU SMELL AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ABCS AND YOU SMELL SOME MORE AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE POTTY AND YOU SMELL SOME MORE!!!" It wasn't the best prank-call ever, but it was off the top of your head.

"Hello?" Oh no, it was CJay's wife instead who answered the phone! You know, the woman who does those Orbit Gum commercials.....
"Who are you?? The ZSB? Is that so.....I knew him having that website was going to mean trouble for me.....ha ha, I'll secretly delete everything without his knowing; THAT'LL get his goose! Okey-dokey-artichokey?? Bye!"

Oops.
GAME OVER!
YOU LOSE!!
Try again.....
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