computer

Okay......yeah, that's right, you're breaking into CJayC's house so you can get access to his computer, and remove all that EVIDENCE. Since you're a regular GameFAQS user, he has all the data on you he needs; he knows about you wetting the bed in kindergarten; about the time you sat on that cat and killed it; everything! (Through the miracle of "cookies", you know....)

So you find CJay's computer room and flip on the switch. You click on the "My Files" folder and find your name, then hit the Delete key. HA HA! Now you did it!

Oops, the Delete key erased the entire Internet for some reason. Rats, you forgot that since CJay is such an important person on the Net, his computer is one of the 5 in the world that CONTROLS it. Now we have to go back to telephones again.....what a drag. And when you return to the hallway, the rest of your Scooby Gang is there, and GQ is SO mad about what you did that she puts you over her knee and spanks your fanny red!! "BAD BAD BAD!! BAD BOY!! NOW GO SIT IN THE CORNER!!"

You sit in the corner. You're a baaaaaaad widdle boy. (Hey, don't look at me like that; at least THIS ending doesn't involve a cow.)