PCA RESULTS JUNE 2003 -- DECEMBER 2003

FAVORITE PERSON
PCA #26 -- Wacky and DoctorPhil
PCA #27 -- Alissa and Polas
PCA #28 -- Polas
PCA #29 -- Polas
PCA #30 -- Polas
PCA #31 -- Polas
PCA #32 -- Krosser and Monica

LEAST FAVORITE PERSON
PCA #26 -- Wacky
PCA #27 -- Wacky
PCA #28 -- Teenboy
PCA #29 -- Wacky
PCA #30 -- Wacky
PCA #31 -- Wacky
PCA #32 -- Sniper

SMARTEST PERSON
PCA #26 -- Scientist PG
PCA #27 -- Scientist PG
PCA #28 -- Hand of Thrawn
PCA #29 -- Hand of Thrawn
PCA #30 -- Hand of Thrawn
PCA #31 -- Hand of Thrawn
PCA #32 -- Hand of Thrawn

FAVORITE COUNTRY
PCA #26 -- America
PCA #27 -- America
PCA #29 -- United States of Mac
PCA #30 -- Krosserland
PCA #31 -- AV's Magical Island
PCA #32 -- United States of Mac

MEANEST PERSON
PCA #27 -- Wacky
PCA #28 -- Wacky
PCA #29 -- Wacky
PCA #30 -- Wacky
PCA #31 -- Wacky
PCA #32 -- Wacky

NICEST PERSON
PCA #27 -- Alissa
PCA #28 -- Monica
PCA #29 -- Monica
PCA #30 -- Monica and Ganondork
PCA #31 -- Monica
PCA #32 -- Monica

WEIRDEST PERSON
PCA #27 -- Wacky
PCA #28 -- Blistered Otter
PCA #29 -- LikeWhoa, Wacky and Blistered Otter
PCA #30 -- Wacky and LikeWhoa
PCA #31 -- Wacky
PCA #32 -- Blistered Otter

PCA #26
FAVORITE STATE: NEW YORK
LEAST FAVORITE KIDS SHOW: BARNEY
WHERE YOU PLAN TO GO THIS SUMMER: NOWHERE
BEST AOL SCREEN NAME: "GrapefruitLOL"
FAVORITE MOVIE: THE MATRIX
WORST THING YOU EVER ATE: 3 PEOPLE ATE DIRT

PCA #27
ZSBer WHO IS MOST NOT A WUSS: ADMIRAL VISCEN
THE WINNER OF THE 2003 GAMEFAQS CHARACTER BATTLE WILL BE: LINK
THE WINNER OF THE 2003 GAMEFAQS CHARACTER BATTLE SHOULDBE: LINK
THE PRESIDENT CALLS YOU UP AND TELLS YOU YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BREAK ONE LAW TODAY. WHICH LAW DO YOU BREAK: THEFT
CITY OR COUNTRY: WHICH IS BETTER: CITY
GREATEST FADS: POKEMON AND RATING TOPICS

PCA #28
FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY
“Playing Zelda when I was about 3.” --airforce
“Super Mario Bros. 3.” --DL and jman
“Mega Mans 1 through 6.” --Jukester
“Finding the upthrust in Adventure of Link before my brother did.” --RockMFR
“Beating my brother at DuckTales.” --cloud89
“Choose Your Own Adventure books.” --Stitchy
“Winning my school spelling bee for the first time.” --Tediz
“Drowning kittens in a paper bag. Not favorite, most vivid.” --CNW
“Watching Bonkers!” --CTrunks
“Jumping off”--Amanda(of what?)
“Sitting in the back of the room during "Regular" math in 8th grade writing the first
version of my Angel story.” --Willis
“VT State Hockey Champs.” --Strider
“Having races down my driveway in Playskool bikes and such.” --Ellimist
“Fishing with my grandpa.” --Krosser
“Eating peanut butter sandwiches during breezy summer days after morning kindergarten
while the radio warbled bad soft rock.” --Me
“Owning my brothers in Mortal Kombat.”--Wacky
“I choose not to remember my utterly wretched childhood.” --Destructive Criticism
“I'll just go with the times me and my friend kept going into an abandoned house full of
cats. Oh the fun we had in there...”--Duel
“Anything I write is going to be way too long, so let’s just say I was a strange child.”
--Alissa
“I was just a young chap, and my brother had a bunch of his friends over,
and the one told me to pee on this girl, so I did.”--Blistered Otter
“Making my own music video of ‘I believe I can fly.’” --Jacehan
“When my family and I used to rent video games from Blockbuster on Friday nights,
then on Saturday mornings, my sister and I would wake up at 6 and play them until like
7:50 to get some cereal, then watch Fox Kids at 8 while eating cereal.” --DKS
“When my pants fell down in school and I forgot to wear underwear.” --Coolguy
“When I crapped in my teacher’s chair.” --teenboy(you guys do odd things in school...)
“pissing off teachers with my anger problem” --screen name
“legos”--idiotBX
“Getting my feet cut up badly at Disney, it's my only childhood memory”--Suicune
“Busting my face in.” --Lisa
“Cracking my skull open.” --MacDaddy Mike
“bloody forehead”--Antallic(masochists...)
FAVORITE USE FOR CANADIAN MONEY: BUYING CANADIAN STUFF
DO YOU LIKE ALL THE PUBLICITY THAT THE ZSB IS GETTING: NO
COKE VS. PEPSI: COKE
SCHOOL: DO YOU LIKE IT OR HATE IT: YOU'RE INDIFFERENT
FAVORITE 500-POST TOPIC: KROSSER'S TWO CENTS
WHO WOULD YOU ELECT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA: ARNOLD

PCA #29
WHERE DO YOU PICTURE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS?
“o_O”--ZiH(is it intended to be some kind of shrug?)
“On Earth.” --FFVIIMAN
“Over there.”--Coolguy
“Right here.”--AdmiralViscen
“10 years older than I am now.”--Captain Vegetable
“In a box in the ground.” --Warlock and Someguy
“Dead.”--screen name
“Prison.”--MacDaddy Mike
“Italy.”--Monica
“Alaska.”--Wacky
“Out of here.”--idiotBX
“Behind a computer.” --Risky
“Working in some good job.”--joey2000
“Working for the CIA.” --Ellimist
“RULING THE WORLD!!!”--Rat Guy
“On top of a pile of money that’s on top of a pile of naked women.”--Krosser
“Dead, along with the rest of you after I’ve blown up the Earth.”--Destructive Criticism
“Male stripper.”--Sniperscope
“Driving a tricycle and picking up cans.”--Yeti
“Living downtown, {rest deleted}”--Im Canadian
“The Bahamas, hopefully.” --GC Legend
“Hopefully somewhere.” --Suicune
“Living in England, earning lots of money as a lawyer. Unless Suicune has persuaded me
to elope to Japan with her. *shrug*”--Ganondork
“Hopefully a few years out of college with a degree and a stable job.” --Tornados D
“Hopefully with a college diploma, and maybe a candidate for marriage.”--airforce
“Hopefully a pharmacist.”--Tediz
“In exactly ten years, I hope to be in bed with a hot woman.”--Neeyahaha
“Married, hopefully at least one child by that time, steady job. I <i>hope.</i>” --Amanda
“Someplace with a lot of money and video games.” --Cribbs
“With an audience.” --Mars(that’s ME)
“Working to be a paid film actor.”--Duel
“Struggling to make a buck as I try to sell what I write.”--Jacehan
“I will be the most overrated video game designer.” --Blistered Otter
“As an engineer.”--Fake DL
“Doing some teaching thing, I guess.”--Cauchy
“Owning an all-girls dormitory.”--Great Darmani
“Still in Hollywood, only being in more film stuff.” --Hatchet
“Still cursing Starbucks for not allowing the general public to purchase franchises of their
store.” --Stitchy
“In the fetal position.” --Jukester
“In the military.” --Strider
“I'll probably have found some way to shove my head up my own ass by then, so probably
there.”--DL
“Albuquerque, with Alissa, the sweetestest girl in the world...or Smurf Village, being
worshipped by Smurfs as a god.”--Bender
“Living in the castle that Bender said he'd build for me. If he doesn't remember saying
that, I have it in writing. And it may not look like his writing, but that's not the
point.”--Alissa
“Fending off trolls at the ZSB. Or playing MegaMan X-17...or playing Ikaruga >_<” --Sci
PG
“In a powerplant, having my body heat and electrical energy sapped for the benefit of the
machines.” --Willis
“In my parent’s basement, having sex with a rag doll.” --Tha
MOST OVERRATED TV SERIES: FRIENDS
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE: TITANIC
MOST OVERRATED CELEBRITY: JENNIFER LOPEZ
MOST OVERRATED MUSIC GROUP: 50 CENT
MOST OVERRATED ZSB USER: DL
WOULD YOU LOOK AT A NUDE PICTURE OF ROSIE O'DONNELL FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS? NO

PCA #30
ZSBer THAT HAS IMPROVED THE MOST OVER THE YEARS: JUKESTER
ZSBer THAT HAS GOTTEN A LOT WORSE: WACKY
FAVORITE FEMALE OF FALL 2003: ALISSA AND MONICA
WHAT SHOULD MARS BUY WITH HIS MONEY: VIEWTIFUL JOE
HOW OLD IS YOUR COMPUTER?
January 2003-1
May 2003-1
July 2003-1
August 2003-1
Between August and September 2003-1
September 2003-1
“Which one? *snickers* None older than one year, anyway.” --Monica
“One that’s three or four, one that’s one.”--Willis
Less than a year old-2
One year old-6
One and a half years old-1
Two years old-2
Three years old-6
Four years old-4
Five years old-1
Six years old-2
Seven years old-1
“a few years”-1
Too old to remember-1
GREATEST MOMENT IN HISTORY
That one time when that one thing happened-2
When Brian Boitano beat up Kubla Khan-1
The potato famine-1
Fall of the Berlin Wall-1
World War II-1
Man landing on the moon-1
The safe landing of the Apollo 14 crew-1
July 4, 1776-1
June 6, 1944-1
Herman and German's triumph at the Battle of Teutoborough-1
The invention of fire-1
The invention of the printing press-1
When the “New World” became America-1
When America won the Revolutionary War-1
When Bill Clinton wasn’t president anymore-1
When Bush ‘n Dick ran for president-1
The Communist revolution in Russia-1
When that great big meteor just missed Earth--Sci
“When I was born”-3
My coming to the ZSB--archangel
The release of Star Wars-1
The birth of Berke Breathed-1
The Club Wars-1
The FriendTest(I didn’t mean ZSB history, but I guess I said “anything,” didn’t I)-1
“He may not be a moment but he created a pretty good one: Lu Bu, they called
him the God of War.”--Great Darmani
“When I beat Mega Man 4 for the first time. I'll never forget that night. It was the first
night I moved into the new house, and the first thing we set up was my TV and Nintendo
(instead of a bed). I played till 2 am, when I finally realized you could detonate the Drill
Bomb before it hits its target, and I beat that one Wily skull mech thing. Then the next
level was a cinch. I didn't sleep that night, at all. I played Mega Man 4 over and over
again, just so I could watch the ending. Ah. *tear*”--MacDaddy Mike
“At the Renaissance Faire, there were two beggars on the castle wall who were just
talking to people loudly as we all walked in. One of them was like "Please we'd
like to relieve you of that stressful coinage in your pants" then he got beamed square
between the eyes with a quarter.” --Jukester
FAVORITE ITEM OF JUNK FOOD: CHIPS
WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN: "THE REAL SLIM SHADY"

PCA #31
WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON?
“My two front teeth.”--Destructive Criticism
“To be able to meet my friends.”--Monica
“...A family...”--ScumBag
“Presents.”--FFVIIMAN
“Money.”--idiotBX and Coolguy
“Pants.”--archangel87
“A chance to redeem myself.” --Klonto
“Um, I've manipulated my parents into getting me a crapload of stuff, so the only
thing left is a video card for PC games, I 'spose.”--Wacky
“A McLaren F1.”--Cubular
“A lass. Or the last New Jedi Order book.”--Hand of Thrawn
“A case of Guinness.”--jer dogg
“Atomic classic skis.”--Strider
“A drum set.”--Warlock
“A new amplifier.”--Jukester
“A stereo that I can hook up to my computer, to play MP3s.”--airforce
“Music.”--Captain Vegetable
“Family Guy DVDs.”--Alissa
“Pixar DVDs.”--Mars
“Free time.”--Sci PG
“A CDDVDRW thing for my PC.”--DL
“A new game.”--Cauchy
“Games.”--123456789
“Super Mario Sunshine.”--Duel
“Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.”--Tediz
“Mario Kart: Double Dash.”--jman
“Loads of DVDs.”--Tha
“Some item relating to Azumanga Daioh.”--DKS(if you say so...)
“Love.”--MacDaddy Mike
“Sex.”--Rat Guy
“Love. And the lasting kind, not that two-month-heartbreaking bull.”--Willis
“Your mom! LOL!”--some guy who’s not funny
“The Stone Cold Truth.”--Blistered Otter
“A car.”--Cribbs
“Stuff.”--ZiH
“Star Wars: Rebel Strike.”--Ellimist
FAVORITE HOLIDAY MOVIE: A CHRISTMAS STORY
FAVORITE HOLIDAY FOOD: TURKEY
If you bought GameFAQS from CNet, you would: SELL IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A GIANT PROFIT
IF ALL THE FICTIONAL HOLIDAY CHARACTERS MET AND FOUGHT, WHO WOULD WIN?: SANTA
ZSBer MOST LIKELY TO BECOME FAMOUS: HAND OF THRAWN

PCA #32
BEST MALE ZSBer 2003: ADMIRALVISCEN
BEST FEMALE ZSBer 2003: MONICA
BEST EVENT OF 2003: CAPTURE OF SADDAM
BEST ZSB EVENT OF 2003: THE DEFEAT OF LUE
BEST GAME OF 2003: WIND WAKER
BEST MOVIE OF 2003: LOTR--RETURN OF THE KING
BEST MOVIE OTHER THAN LOTR: THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
REASON 2003 WAS BETTER THAN 2002: IT WASN'T
REASON 2004 WILL BE BETTER THAN 2003: IT WON'T BE
YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR 2004
“It better have some good games.”--McGray
“It’ll be better than this year.”--DC and Warlock
“2004 will be a lot like 2003, but hopefully with less wars.”--Monica
“2004 will be a lot like 2003, except less n00bs will bother us.”--Tatl
“A new Zelda comes out, and we migrate to its social.”--AV
“Same ****”--Cribbs
“Saddam escapes.”--Sci
“There will be strife in the Middle East.”--Willis
“More people die, less people live.”--Wacky
“Someone in the ZSB will become a mod.”--123456789
“Someone will publish my work.”--Me
“I will become fluent in Arabic and continue to kick ass in the military.”--Mad Kowolluh
“DL takes over the world.”--Duel
“Astro Boy will become a mascot.”--DKS
“The earth will explode.”--FFVIIMAN
“A lynch mob will descend upon Marin County and hang George Lucas. Because
I will lead them.”--Hand of Thrawn
“binLaden will be captured in an oasis, living off rats.”--Joey
“Bob Saget will randomly yell **** again.”--BO
“More ladies for me!”--Rat Guy
“i still wont get a date”--idiotBX
“Life continues to suck.”--Tediz
“The american beef industry will go belly-up with that mad cow thing that they're
blaming Canada for, and a lot of soldiers will die in Iraq before Dubya decides to get the
troops out of there.”--CTrunks
“My karma will increase at least once.”--Fishyboy
“FaeryBen comes back while I'm visiting Viscen and Polas in New York, and the ZSB is
left defenseless. He takes over the board and sends the ZSB loyals out into the far reaches
of GameFaqs with the remnants of LUE. Breaking their bonds of hatred, the LUE and
ZSB band together and invade the new "Running Man Social Board" with their full force.
The battle is finally won when krosser comes back from the army and accidentally runs
over FaeryBen with his tank. If he actually went to the Navy or the Air Force, use the
appropriate vehicle (I'm actually not sure where he went, sorry). Then Polas, Viscen and I
return and say "Hey guys, what happened while we were gone?" and everyone just says
"Nothing much. JJ farted".”--MacDaddy Mike
“ZSB will finally die off as more as more users leave, and more and more noobs whine
about it at MBH. Highschool is going to suck. U.S. will leave Iraq after they realize it's
taking to much money. Ahnold the governator will be dismissed for embezzling funds
and his wife will divorce him after he is found cheating with Paris Hilton. Broadband
internet will become cheaper and more accessible, while more and more people get
digital cable. Satellites will die out in all parts of the country except rural areas. The gap
between rich and poor will widen in the U.S. Michael Jackson will be married to Mr.
Dover, his cell buddy. All priests will be neutered. LUE will be finished, once and for
all.”--airforce

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