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| From: jukester | Posted: 7/6/2002 10:52:39 PM | Message Detail |
After a long 5 months of actually getting to know the people here, I feel I can now make a semi-accurate sitcom based on the zany visions you in my head. Unfortunately for you, you have no control of what I post about your character in this sitcom. Like last time, it will take place in a college.
@Boys Dorm Room 1
Duel- Dude those are some nice honkers. Cribbs- Indeedily do they are. Smokey- Alright, let's not start Circle Jerk.... again. DKS- What's a circle jerk? Cribbs- What did I tell you, Shirley? You. No. Talking. DKS- ... huh? Duel- For Quid's sake, SHUT UP. DKS- why? *HoT walks by and [Loads shotgun]*
@Boys Dorm Room 2 PG- Who's up for some SSBM? Ellimist- I have to finish this sonnet. PG- Dear... well let me have a look at it then. Mars- ... That's one pitiful sonnet. Ellimist- I'd like to see you write one then. Mars- Is that a challenge? Ellimist- In the words of the Immortal Shakespeare "Bring it" Mars- Your love and pity doth the impression fill Which vulgar scandal stamp'd upon my brow; For what care I who calls me well or ill, So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow? You are my all the world, and I must strive To know my shames and praises from your tongue: None else to me, nor I to none alive, That my steel'd sense or changes right or wrong. In so profound abysm I throw all care Of others' voices, that my adder's sense To critic and to flatterer stopped are. Mark how with my neglect I do dispense: You are so strongly in my purpose bred That all the world besides methinks are dead. Ellimist- FIEND! That is Shakespeare's 112th Sonnet! DIE! HoT- [Loads shotgun]
With that odd taste of what my sitcom has to offer, I hope you will look forward to the next episodes.
jukester |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/6/2002 10:55:15 PM | Message Detail |
LOL! I am looking forward.
*Waddles out of topic* --- Vic: You stopped to get laid!? What the hell were you thinking!? Shane: Uh..about getting laid! |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/6/2002 10:57:01 PM | Message Detail |
Mwa ha ha ha
(thats evil with a capital M) --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me
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| From: Syrax | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:00:10 PM | Message Detail |
I was thinking Me, jukester (<u>I</u> can remember to NOT capitalize the the j!), Duel, and Quid share a room.
*smirks to self* I finally got rid of the Bender wierdo! HAHAHA! --- A Winner is you, Mars! Mars day or something. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:02:18 PM | Message Detail |
Unfortunately, jukester is not going to be in this sitcom. He's afraid he may abuse his power of creativity and put himself in an all-girls dorm.
jukester |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:03:39 PM | Message Detail |
yes and we wouldn't want that now would we? *wink* --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me
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| From: jukester | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:04:36 PM | Message Detail |
Yes, we all know I'd automatically put myself with Pnk.
jukester |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:11:39 PM | Message Detail |
*Foiled again!* Replace you with Madman. --- A Winner is you, Mars! Mars day or something. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:21:19 PM | Message Detail |
@Girls Dorm Room 1 Ducky- Night, gals. Suicune- Wait, you're going to sleep now? Ducky- Well, yeah. Pnk- There's a totally awesome fratboy party thing. Ducky- Is Smokey going to be there? Suicune- I dunno. I guess we could persuade him to cum... Ducky- ... Tatl- I can torture him into coming! Pnk- Suicune, that was sick. Suicune- ... Torture sounds... uhh good. Ducky- Whatever. I'm sleeping. Pnk- Fine.
[En route to the Frathouse] Suicune- what was that all about? Pnk- She goes out with him. Suicune- I know that. Jealousy usually works as a motive though. Pnk- Oh. Well. Tatl- KILL KILL KILL BWAHHAHA. Suicune- Here we are...
@Frathouse Alpha Beta Delta Bender- Ladies... welcome to ABD. Coolguy- Yes, we're having our quiet party in here. Hope you... Sapphire- *Vomits* Coolguy- ...enjoy yourselves.
[In the party] Wacky- So I said to the guy "You're so dumb..." and he said "..Yeah?" and I said "YEAH!" OV- HAHAHAHHA! Wacky- Shup you hobo. OV- HAHAHAAA! MDM- So Alissa, what do you want with a guy like Bender, anyways? Alissa- ... Go away. MDM- C'mon, my pants are definitely, let's say, tighter than his. Alissa- *Slap* MDM- ...Hey Alisha... McGray- Yo when's Lisa and the other's getting here? PDL- I dunno. Have some more beer, I can understand you well. Coolguy- WHOOO! *strips nude* *Everyone stops* *A flash from a camera appears*
jukester |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 7/6/2002 11:35:51 PM | Message Detail |
LoL! jukester.. you funny guy you.. --- "I've got enough guilt to start my own religion." - Tori Amos |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 12:04:12 AM | Message Detail |
@Boys Dorm Room 3 JJ- GET SOME DAMN TISSUES! Syrax- Ack! get away white liquid monster! Ganondork- How splendid. JJ- AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Madman- I TOLD you! Don't climax, wait a few minutes THEN continue. It's almost as if you WANT to climax. JJ- AHHHHH,, ah...... Syrax- Disgusting... JJ- phew... uhh... you don't want this chair anymore, do you Ganondork. Ganondork- It was yours as soon as you mucked it up. JJ- YAY! Syrax- ...Let's order some pizza. Madman- MEAT LOVERS! Syrax- sure.
@Lisa's Apartment Lisa- Are you ready yet? Scumbag- No. Where's my condom? Lisa- Remember? You made it into a balloon animal at the petting zoo. Scumbag- ...o yeah that was great. Lisa- Anyways, let's get going. Scumbag- No rush, the bus comes at 9:35. Lisa- Well, no damage done in being there early. Scumbag- Whatever, let's go.
@Girls Dorm Room 2 IcP- Wanna go burn stuff? NQ- SURE! SPR- You people are weird. I'm going to sleep. IcP- Ok, we're going out then. BURN BURN BURN! hahaha. NQ- YAY! AP- Uh... is this dorm room B5? SPR- Yes. AP- ...There is a God.
jukester |
| From: krosser | Posted: 7/7/2002 12:21:19 AM | Message Detail |
no krosser --- K |
| From: great darmani | Posted: 7/7/2002 12:32:40 AM | Message Detail |
Ich bin traurig. --- "This is dangerous territory. What will you do?" - Weird raccoon thing, from The Legend of the Mystical Ninja |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 11:07:06 AM | Message Detail |
Yes Krosser. He provide fun fun.
jukester |
| From: Tempest Moon | Posted: 7/7/2002 12:37:10 PM | Message Detail |
… I'm not obessed with death/killing/torture…
Well…
Only a little bit… <_< >_> --- "Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me something? A day in the life of someone else, 'cause I'm a hazard to myself…" - P!nk |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/7/2002 1:54:41 PM | Message Detail |
what about me.....*sniff*
--- "wait....girl ghost.......i thought this chick was albino....*screams*" Convo with Robby(CoolGuy) |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 4:35:27 PM | Message Detail |
Next episode coming soon....
jukester |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/7/2002 4:55:55 PM | Message Detail |
Good stuff. --- "Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach. |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 7/7/2002 5:07:05 PM | Message Detail |
I've never heard McGray really say "yo" before. --- The Scientist knows best... "Sugaroo Miyamotor? Sounds like a cereal with chunks of motor, sugar, and oil." -ness445 |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 6:19:50 PM | Message Detail |
@Boys Dorm Room 4
Quid- McGuiver is my hero! Krosser- Can we watch something else? Quid- Hush. McGuiver is speaking. Krosser- McGuiver is the worst TV show ever. Polas- Quiet you, McGuiver is gonna kill someone now. Krosser- *sigh* Polas- No sighing! *Points to the no sighing sign* Goshawk- Good times, good times. Quid- What a great episode. Who'd have thought that the Neo-Nazis were small food shop owners? Polas- I sure wouldn't. *Looks at watch* Oh goodie it is Karnov time! Quid- Whoo hoo. Krosser- What, no "No one cares" horn? Quid- Quiet, you're just mad that JJ knows about the cat. Krosser- I swear it wasn't me! Quid- Pfft, lies all lies.
@ABD Party Wacky- So I said to the prostitute "Howz about YOU pay ME because you'll be the one screaming?" and she said "but then i'll have less money!" and i said "so what? you don't pay by the hour!" get it? OV- no! hahahhaha! Wacky- ahh what do you know! McGray- That wasn't that funny... Wacky- bah you try to be funny with 8 beers and a camel in you! Bender- So Alissa, was MDM giving you some trouble? MDM- She's a wh *gets hit by Bender* Alissa- Yeah... but now everything's better! Bender- good good, wanna see my bedroom? Alissa- sure. Coolguy- (Sapphire, the rocks have gone to the moss) Sapphire- Alright, let's go to the tree room. Coolguy- Wacky, MDM, OV, McGray, PDL, let's go.
@Bender's bedroom Alissa- wow it smells in here Bender- .. yeah I uhh... share it with Wacky. Alissa- Oh well that explains it. Bender- Have a seat Alissa- Ok *Sits down on bed* Bender- *Shuts door with foot*
@"Tree Room" OV- Ok, what have we got here? McGray- Turn on the monitor. Coolguy- Alright alright. *turns on monitor* Sapphire- NOW THOSE ARE NICE!
What are the Fratboys doing? What will happen to Alissa? Will Krosser ever have rights again?
jukester |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 7/7/2002 6:24:26 PM | Message Detail |
Hurray for McGuiver! --- What's Mohammed Ali's favorite dance? The jitterbug. HAHA! |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/7/2002 6:35:55 PM | Message Detail |
I'd post,but I don't have the energy... --- "Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach. |
| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/7/2002 7:58:50 PM | Message Detail |
*single tear flows down one cheek* my dream has finally come true... --- princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 10:07:59 PM | Message Detail |
I know. You've been good to me for a long time, AP.
jukester |
| From: I5Spiders | Posted: 7/7/2002 10:47:40 PM | Message Detail |
Kick ass!
--- J'adore mon petit bébé J'assieds ici et je ne peux pas croire mes yeux |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/7/2002 11:15:11 PM | Message Detail |
@Boys Dorm Room 1 Cribbs- Who ate all the doritos? DKS- I didn't! ^_^ Duel- Not me. Smokey- Well, there seems to be some dorito crumbs on DKS's bib. DKS- Nuh uh! Cribbs- Alright, Shannon. We know you ate the doritos. Now you have to buy us some more. You have money right? You know, the green pieces of paper we use to buy things? DKS- Uhh... yeah! ^_^ Cribbs- Dear Lord Ashley, if you smile like that one more time... *HoT walks by and [Loads shotgun]* Duel- Wh-a stop doing that it scares the hell outta me! *HoT shrugs and walks away* Smokey- Yeah that fruity face really annoys me. Cribbs- Now look at me, Trixie, look right here at my face. There ya go. *Slaps him in the head*
@Girls Dorm Room 2 SPR- Hey AP, which bedroom do you want? IcP hasn't decided yet, so she can have the one you don't pick. So what'll it be: Me or NQ? AP- uhh... *puts hands on groin and runs out of room* SPR- *shrugs* Silly boy.
@Outside of Dorm NQ- So what do we do? IcP- I dunno. I heard there's a party at the ABD frathouse not too far from here. NQ- Let's go! IcP- How do I look? NQ- Better than me! hahah! IcP- Ok good.
@ABD Party Bender- *sucking noises* Alissa- YES!
@"Tree" room Wacky- Wow. That ass... Coolguy- Uhh.. we haven't seen Alissa's ass yet... oh God... Sapphire- Dude, you looked at Bender's ass. And liked it. Wacky- Shut up ya pansies. I... have my reasons. McGray- DEAR LORD I SHARE A ROOM WITH HIM AND BENDER! WHAT WILL THEY BE DOING IN THE NIGHT!? OV- Dirty dirty stuff. Sapphire- yeah. For ******* sake, MDM, stop whacking off. MDM- I'm not! And you looked. Sapphire- Your hand is in your pants. I think that qualifies as rubbing the pony. Coolguy- "Rubbing the pony"? Sapphire- yeah. Coolguy- ... Sapphire- What?
@Boys Dorm Room 4 Polas- Karnov owns. Quid- Damn skippy. Hey Krossy, get us some pancakes. Krosser- Hell no, get'm yourself. Quid- I'm not going to ask you again Krossy. Krosser- Ya know what? *Rapes Quid* *Runs away* Goshawk- Well what was that all about? Polas- Dude, he just ... ****ed you. Quid- uhh Thanks!
Why did Krosser cut himself loose? What's with Wacky? Will AP finally get laid?
jukester |
| From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/8/2002 10:50:32 AM | Message Detail |
What?! No more Ganondork, Syrax, JJ and Madman?! --- ...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/8/2002 10:54:07 AM | Message Detail |
It'll cum.
jukester |
| From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/8/2002 10:56:19 AM | Message Detail |
I better only be nice to AP because I plan to kill him in his sleep...or else..*glares* --- Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~
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| From: Insane Clown Posse | Posted: 7/8/2002 11:26:25 AM | Message Detail |
yay!! very nice jukey --- Insane Clown Posse = ICP = Ice Cold Princess DUH! **<Medusa freak>** INSANE big, bad Mojo |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 7/8/2002 11:27:23 AM | Message Detail |
Jukester is spanking his monkey right now, please get back to him at the next convenient time. --- /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: I5Spiders | Posted: 7/8/2002 11:28:11 AM | Message Detail |
I wonder where Scummy and I were headed... la la laa... *Looks around suspiciously*
--- J'adore mon petit bébé. J'assieds ici et je ne peux pas croire mes yeux Give Scummy a Huggle *Huggle, Kissle* It's Hug ScumBag Day! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/8/2002 11:44:05 AM | Message Detail |
@Boys Dorm Room 3 JJ- We need to do something before I go bored out of my mind. Ganondork- Yes. But..what... Madman- *Is blowing balloon animals out of condoms* Syrax & JJ at once- I got an idea! Ganondork- I have a banana! JJ- ok what's yours? Syrax- We use the condoms to sling food into our mouths! JJ-... how about we have a little nude party? Madman- *condom pops* Syrax- YEAH! Ganondork- Sounds good. Who do we invite? JJ- The girls in one of the dorms over there. Syrax- Ahh. Ok. Madman- yay!
@Girls Dorm Room 2 AP- Uhh... SPR? SPR- Yeah, I'm in here changing. AP- *Seizure* *Runs out of room*
@"Tree" Room Sapphire- Well... this is ingenius. Coolguy- Yes it is, McGray's brilliance prevails. McGray- Thank Ye. Wacky- Wow, Bender's done already? OV- They barely got started....
@ABD Front Yard IcP- Alright, here we are. NQ- Seems pretty quiet. IcP- Let's go in. NQ- Ok.
[Main level of ABD] IcP- MAybe the party is over... NQ- No way, these guys would be partying all night. IcP- O wait, did you hear that? NQ- A bang? IcP- Yeah, it came from upstairs. NQ- Let's check it out! IcP- Ok. NQ- I'm so excited!
[Bender's Bedroom] Alissa- That was weak! Bender- Uh... well.. Alissa- Wanna try again? Bender- *nods* *IcP and NQ open the door quietly to see Bender on Alissa* IcP- (omg) NQ- (we better go)
["Tree Room"] Coolguy- Sweet, IcP and NQ are here! PDL- They Better Get It On Too. Wacky- Bender buddy, start a foursome... c'mon. Look behind you...
@Boys Dorm Room Hallway Krosser- Thats it. I'm changin my dorm room. Hmm... let's see. This one is Mars's... and this one is Cribbs's. Choices Choices.... Alright, I go with Cribbs.
@Boys Dorm Room 1 Smokey- Dumb Kid Stupid is taking a while. Cribbs- Meh, jolly time for us. *Knock* Smokey- C'mon in. Cribbs- Hey Krosser, what brings you here? Krosser- Can I stay here instead? Cribbs- Instead of...what? Krosser- My other dorm room. Smokey- What's wrong with it? Krosser- I don't like it. Your fourth can stay there instead. Cribbs- Done and done. Dumb Kid Stupid can stay with whoever you were with. Krosser- *Awe* DKS is your fourth? SWEET! Quid and Polas will HATE that! Duel- Yup.
[En route to the Party] Scumbag- .... Lisa- .... Scumbag- .... Lisa- .... Scumbag- .... Lisa- *Cough*
@Boys Dorm Room 2 Ellimist- Alright, it's 11:30. Time for action. PG- Ok, the plan is ready. Make the call. HoT- *Picks up phone* Mars- They are sooo dead.
What is going on? Why is AP so afraid of SPR? Will DKS ever make an intelligent sentence?
jukester |
| From: BleuDragon237 | Posted: 7/8/2002 2:11:56 PM | Message Detail |
lol! That's funny Jukester --- "When I say you die now, YOU DIE NOW!!!" |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/8/2002 2:18:11 PM | Message Detail |
More good stuff. --- "Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach. |
| From: Sapphire | Posted: 7/8/2002 2:24:21 PM | Message Detail |
This sitcom kicks ass. --- Recaptured by Silver Shadow "Silly ******, ***** are for chicks!"- The Genius that is McGray |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/8/2002 2:45:03 PM | Message Detail |
It brunged a tear to me eye, it did.....I need more condoms. --- Bender: DKS, your mom gets a respect rating of 5 million from me. Guess why. *wink wink* DKS: I dunno, why? |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/8/2002 2:58:58 PM | Message Detail |
Sapphire only says that because he gets to look at people making out.
jukester |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:01:01 PM | Message Detail |
This sitcom ownz! --- Vic: You stopped to get laid!? What the hell were you thinking!? Shane: Uh..about getting laid! |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:05:57 PM | Message Detail |
still no goaliedrac *sigh*
--- "It's okay for a guy to be a player...but a girl...that's just...you know....."~Me |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:26:09 PM | Message Detail |
@Boys Dorm Room 5 GDrac- Hmm.. my room mates aren't here yet... and there's nothing to do... *Knock* GDrac- It's unlocked. LikeWhoa- Hello. GDrac- Hi. LikeWhoa- You bore me, i'll be choking the chicken for a while. *Goes into bedroom* GDrac- ..k *Knock* GDrac- come in. ZiH- Hey. GDrac- Hey, uhh don't go in there. ZiH- Ok. GDrac- You bore me, i'll be swaggin the monkey for a while *Goes in other bedroom* *Enter Beefer* Beefer- Rargh! Beefer hungry! Beefer want eat! GDrac- *Tosses Beefer some pretzels* Beefer- RargH! PreTzels no makE beeFer happers! BeefEr neEd proTeIn! *runs into LikeWhoa's bedroom* RAGRGH! *Runs out and then into ZiH's bedroom* RARGHH! *Runs out and into the hallway* ZiH & LikeWhoa- *Run out of bedrooms with pants down and scream* GDrac- Holy...
@Boys Dorm Room 1 Duel- Ya settled in? Krosser- Yeah. Thanks for helpin' Duel- No prob. Cribbs- ***** Kisser Son is here. DKS(Outside of door)- I'm back! ^_^ Cribbs- Ok, now give me the bags of doritos *Opens door and take Doritos and shuts door* DKS(Outside of door)- Hey! I'm still out here! I know! Since this is the internet, I'll just walk through the door without getting hurt! *Walks into door* OW! Smokey- Idiot. What kinds the he get? Cribbs- Jalepeno Pepper! FOOL! Smokey- ...*shakes head* Duel- Those ones suck! DKS- Can I eat them? Cribbs- No, I'd rather choke down these pieces of **** before giving them to you, ***** Kisser Son.
@Front Yard of ABD Lisa- Yay! We're here! Scumbag- Seems rather quiet... Lisa- O look, there's the girls! HEY! Suicune- Hi. Pnk- Whats up? Lisa- we just got here. Tatl- seems too quiet... Scumbag- Yeah. *They all go in*
jukester |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:28:23 PM | Message Detail |
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! dis sitcom r0x!!!!!
--- "It's okay for a guy to be a player...but a girl...that's just...you know....."~Me |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:28:34 PM | Message Detail |
LMAO@DKS --- Vic: You stopped to get laid!? What the hell were you thinking!? Shane: Uh..about getting laid! |
| From: I5Spiders | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:38:32 PM | Message Detail |
Cute!
--- J'adore mon petit bébé. J'assieds ici et je ne peux pas croire mes yeux Give Scummy a Huggle *Huggle, Kissle* It's Hug ScumBag Day! |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:40:16 PM | Message Detail |
hey lisa, get on aim
--- "It's okay for a guy to be a player...but a girl...that's just...you know....."~Me |
| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/8/2002 4:12:20 PM | Message Detail |
*gets popcorn* *lays back* --- princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs. |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/8/2002 4:15:05 PM | Message Detail |
This sitcom will be funny until I'm in a situation that is very embarrassing. --- "Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach. |
| From: Tempest Moon | Posted: 7/8/2002 5:16:29 PM | Message Detail |
… Funny enough, I guess, as long as I get more lines. --- "Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe me something? A day in the life of someone else, 'cause I'm a hazard to myself…" - P!nk |
| From: Viridian Moon | Posted: 7/8/2002 5:22:54 PM | Message Detail |
I want a sword. =( --- Everyday I eat 5 dognuts.... ~ sacdaddy VÌ®ÎÐÍåÑ Møøñ |
| From: Insane Clown Posse | Posted: 7/8/2002 6:04:21 PM | Message Detail |
^.^ --- Insane Clown Posse = ICP = Ice Cold Princess DUH! **<Medusa freak>** INSANE big, bad Mojo |
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