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From: Syrax | Posted: 7/8/2002 8:22:49 PM | Message Detail

So, Sy the incubi was thinking of an episode with a mystery Drug Dealer. *Yum* How about SPANK?

*example*
Syrax: GANONDORK!
*runs at him, jumps up, throws his legs and arms around him, tackling him to the ground. He jumps up, jumping around like a hyper monkey, looks down at Ganondork*
Syrax: GET UP SPANK!!!!!!!! YOU PANSY!
Ganondork: *regaining conscious* Uhhh...
Syrax: DAMNIT SPANK SPANK SPANKKKKKKKKKKK!
*runs away into a wall, falling unconsious*

... Or Not.
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SPANK is for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute,

From: jukester | Posted: 7/8/2002 9:12:42 PM | Message Detail

@"Tree" Room
Sapphire- Dude! More chicks!
Coolguy- Sweet...
McGray- Uhh, why don't we just go and shag them instead of watching Bender trying to shag them?
OV- MCGRAY IS GENIUS! *Runs off*
Coolguy- I'm gettin some. You guys can watch. *Runs off too*
PDL- Uhh... me too. *walks off*
Sapphire- Yup, Sapphy's getting some too. *Walks off*
McGray- Hmm... I guess I better go too... *walks off whistling*
MDM- The MacDaddy is going to get some too. *Walks off*
Wacky- I'm outta here, too... hey... there's only seven girls! ****! ****** ******!

[Bender's Bedroom]
Bender with three ladies on his lap- Well, what shall we do?
NQ- I don't know!
IcP- I can think of some things....
*Door Opens and Lisa, Scumbag, Pnk, Tatl, and Suicune walk in*
Scumbag- I'm hungry... o... looks like Bender's already eaten...
Bender- Heh, yeah.
Lisa- <_< >_> GROUP HUG!
Bender- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Enter Coolguy, McGray, Sapphire, MDM, PDL, and OV*
Coolguy, McGray, Sapphire, MDM, PDL, and OV- Ladies... want some action?
*Wacky runs by and locks them in*
Wacky (Outside of room)- Bwahahahahhahahahah!!! *Giggle*

@Boys Dorm Room 4
Goshawk- I wonder where Krosser is...
Quid- Bah, leave it.
Polas- Yeah, he needs some time.
*Knock*
Polas- Or not, c'mon in, dude.
DKS (Outside of room)- How do I work this door?
Quid- That doesn't sound like Krosser...
Polas- More or less .... DKS...
Quid- Maybe he's gonna act like him until we respect him... *opens door* SHRIEK!
DKS- Hey guys! I'm your new roommate! Who do I sleep with?
Polas & Quid- *Point to Goshawk*
Goshawk- ....uhhh I'll be sleeping on the couch, you can have the bedroom, DKS...
DKS- Really? Thanks! You guys are already better than my old roommates! Maybe we can sing Backstreet Boys songs!
Polas- Uhh.. where's Krosser?
DKS- I like Croissants!

jukester

From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/8/2002 10:27:13 PM | Message Detail

The lack of Madman, Ganondork, and whoever else was in the room disturbs me.
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Bender: DKS, your mom gets a respect rating of 5 million from me. Guess why. *wink wink*
DKS: I dunno, why?

From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/8/2002 11:02:28 PM | Message Detail

the lack of goaliedrac is scary....

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"It's okay for a guy to be a player...but a girl...that's just...you know....."~Me

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 1:09:40 AM | Message Detail

@Boys Dorm Room 3
Madman (On Phone)- Yuh uh. Ok. Sounds like a plan. Ok. Thanks. Bye.
JJ- Eh?
Madman- That was HoT. He wants our help, and we a make a hefty profit.
Syrax- O really.
Madman- Yeah, wake the British kid up.
Syrax- *Wakes up Ganondork*
Ganondork- Hmm..?
Madman- Listen up fellows, tonight we're getting laid.
JJ- WHEEE!
Madman- We need to go to HoT's room for further details.
JJ- Babes HO!

@Boys Dorm Room 2
HoT- They should be here any minute.
Mars- Do you really think it'll work?
PG- Of course it'll work.
Ellimist- You have doubts, Mars?
Mars- Well, these guys are quite raunchy.
HoT- The raunchier, the better.
Mars- Oh.
*Enter JJ, Madman, Syrax, and Ganondork*
JJ- Explain the plan, fellas!
PG- Ok, this is how it works.....

@Boys Dorm Room 5
LikeWhoa- Well, who is in which bedroom?
GDrac- I really don't care.
ZiH- I'll room with ya, LikeWhoa
LikeWhoa- Alrighty then.
Beefer- whO am beEfer with?
GDrac- Me.
Beefer- BeeFer am gLad be rooMed with yOu! *Monstrous hug*
GDrac- Ahhhhhh!
LikeWhoa- Have fun, you two.
LikeWhoa & ZiH- Night. *Go into their bedroom*
GDrac- ...help....

@Bender's Bedroom
McGray- Dear... we're trapped in here...
Sapphire- Bust down the door.
McGray- Can't. Wacky put large furniture behind it. The hallway wall is on the other side. We're stuck. No windows...
PDL- Damnit!
Coolguy- Well, might as well make use of this situation. Girls, get naked.
IcP- yeah right, perv.
Lisa- perv.
NQ- Perv.
Alissa- Perv.
Coolguy- ouch.

jukester

From: Ice Cold Princess | Posted: 7/9/2002 7:22:09 AM | Message Detail

It Just keeps getting better and better! ^.^
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im icy cold, more than you can handle. Ice Cold Princess = ICP = Insane Clown Posse DUH!
***<Medusa Freak>*** buttered toast and gravy

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:00:42 AM | Message Detail

There is lack of Ducky....MORE DUCKY!!!!!

*Growls like a monstrous beast*
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:03:04 AM | Message Detail

Eh....sorry....that's the crocodile syrum talking...
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: Habnot | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:05:57 AM | Message Detail

Hey hey hey,don't harrass Jukester in this.Let him put in whoever he feels like.
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"Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach.

From: Habnot | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:06:14 AM | Message Detail

harass*
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"Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach.

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:21:10 AM | Message Detail

I was just kidding...geeze.
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: Habnot | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:22:27 AM | Message Detail

I meant in general.

I'm too scared of your transforming thing to tell you...

*Runs off*
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"Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach.

From: Banjo Kazzooie | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:25:45 AM | Message Detail

Ummm, LMAO?
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<Married to Princess Zelda><His Royal Highness, Prince of Hyrule>
"I know of two parents whose ages are 21 years apart."~BlizzardKai748

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:29:32 AM | Message Detail

BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!
*roars*

*Sees DKS*
*pounces on his and rips off all his limbs, and kills him.*

....Ooooooh lolly pops! *runs off*
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: Banjo Kazzooie | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:31:13 AM | Message Detail

*is still alive*

This is the Internet, remember? ^_^
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<Married to Princess Zelda><His Royal Highness, Prince of Hyrule>
"I know of two parents whose ages are 21 years apart."~BlizzardKai748

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:33:20 AM | Message Detail

Oh, do shut up...
*twist off DKS's head and stomps off.*
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: Habnot | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:34:30 AM | Message Detail

*Screams and runs*
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"Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach.

From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:00:12 AM | Message Detail

LOL @ Ducky.

I'll join in the fun. *stabs DKS and throws some acid on him, and then locks him in a room full of fire* That should take care of him.
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Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~

From: Banjo Kazzooie | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:00:57 AM | Message Detail

THIS IS THE INTERNET

*is still alive*
*runs and skips around*
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<Married to Princess Zelda><His Royal Highness, Prince of Hyrule>
"I know of two parents whose ages are 21 years apart."~BlizzardKai748

From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:03:44 AM | Message Detail

..Little does DKS know that by skipping. his head will explode. ..4..3..2.1..BOOM *DKS' head exploades* I think I should hid the evidence. *throws DKS into a volcano* Ta-ta don't come back.
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Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~

From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:39:05 AM | Message Detail

Ganondork- Hmm..?

Fantastic!
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...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13.

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:51:54 AM | Message Detail

Oh no Habnot. Let Ducky harass me whenever and however she wants.

jukester

From: XxDrusillaxX | Posted: 7/9/2002 11:16:36 AM | Message Detail

SPR! blow off his head again it's fun watching his brain splatter onto walls...

Jukester...that's just freakaaaay...

And DKS if this is the internet, you're not really married and you didn't screw Pz! so STFU! We heard you the first 2 times gosh darn it.
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"...Can you 'ear them?...they sing of death...for the slaya,her blood will flow loike a river in the valley..." *~*~This is Ducky~*~*

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 11:18:36 AM | Message Detail

@Girls Dorm Room 1
Ducky- I can't sleep. It's midnight, where are they? Hmm...

@Boys Dorm Room 2
Ellimist- You'll need to stay alert, so drink some coffee or soda.
Madman- Yum.
HoT- Ok, all we need you to do is infiltrate the Girls' Sorority house and take some pictures of their Science projects. There are four in the house, probably located in their bedrooms. You each will get a camera that has 24 shots on it. Four is enough for the project, the last 20 can be used for whatever you want.
Syrax- *Melts*
HoT- thought so. Although you can take pictures, try not to wake them up. If they catch you, you will be in trouble and we will deny knowing of this mission.
JJ- We will be sure to not alert them.
Ganondork- Do we meet you back here?
Ellimist- No, meets us in the cafeteria.
Ganondork- Ahh ok.

@ABD
Wacky- Heh heh heh! This is so great! Hmmm... now where does sapphire keep his poon?

[Bender's Bedroom]
Bender- Look, we should all probably just go to sleep and the next morning, Wacky will probably let us out.
Lisa- Yeah. Good idea.
Coolguy- alright, g'night everyone.

{Most of the campus is asleep. The only ones awake are Wacky, Ducky, and the guys in Boys Dorm Room 2}

jukester

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 11:55:47 AM | Message Detail

{And AP and SPR are still awake. Boy am I dumb}

@Girls Dorm Room 2
AP- Uhh... can I come in?
SPR- Sure.
AP- *Opens the door*
SPR- *In pajamas* I'm going to sleep now. BTW, we only have a queen size bed in this room, so you'll have to sleep in it with me.
AP- O...shucks.
SPR- Yeah, but what can ya do?
AP- Nothing... *undresses and gets in bed*
SPR- Aren't you a bit cold in just those small little boxers?
AP- Uhh..... yes?
SPR- Here I'll warm you up... *Snuggles with AP*
AP- *In awe*
SPR- You certainly are getting warmer now.
AP- *High girlish voice* yeah.

@Girls Sorority Delta Omega Alpha front lawn
JJ- Everyone got their cameras?
*They nod*
JJ- ok, everyone knows where they're going, right?
*They nod*
JJ- Ok, lets go in.
*They go in*

{Now, let's follow Madman to his destination and what he does from 12:32 AM to 12:42 AM. The following Paragraph is in a First Person View of Madman. Normal type is his thoughts, and things in quotations are his dialogue.}

Hmm... lets see... a left here... and up the stairs? Hmm.. there are no stairs here. Golly gosh darn I'm lost already. Maybe this flashlight will help. Ahh... wait, where am I? Outside?!? How in the? Gee whiz. There we are. I go back inside. Hmm... here are some stairs here, and how many staircases can a Sorority house have? Heh, I'm a genius. I go up the stairs. Let's see... which bedroom do I want. Let's have a look see at the map. *Looks at map* Down the hall, to my left..? Hmm... not this one, not this one, ..this one! Heh. ok. Quiet time. *Opens door slowly* I creep in. Two girls... sleeping... probably halfnude *Drools* Uhh back to business. Now where is this project of theirs? This piece of crap? What the hell is it? Hmm.. anyways. *Takes a picture of the project, one from a different angle, one of the papers, and one of the graphs* Now then, time for fun fun! *walks up to one girl* *slowly uncovers her upperbody* O ****! She has awakened! Uhh.. *falls to the ground and rolls under the bed*

{What will happen to JJ and the boys?}

jukester

From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 7/9/2002 12:12:12 PM | Message Detail

HAHAHAHAHA!

With your permission, jukester, I'd like to post this on my web page.
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Because by fate even the gods are cast down, weep ye all with me.
~Juggling Joker~

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/9/2002 12:14:13 PM | Message Detail

aww, it's just like real life.
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 12:21:16 PM | Message Detail

Go ahead JJ.

jukester

From: Banjo Kazzooie | Posted: 7/9/2002 12:43:35 PM | Message Detail

Ducky: You are right. It's not a real marriage. If I ignored the part about it being the Internet, then I wouldn't've married her because we'd get arrested.
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<Married to Princess Zelda><His Royal Highness, Prince of Hyrule>
"I know of two parents whose ages are 21 years apart."~BlizzardKai748

From: Viridian Moon | Posted: 7/9/2002 12:55:40 PM | Message Detail

Put more Tatl in there! But I'm gonna need some weapon of mass homicide, and I need to kill someone.
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Everyday I eat 5 dognuts.... ~ sacdaddy
VÌ®ÎÐÍåÑ Møøñ

From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/9/2002 3:49:00 PM | Message Detail

hah, this is great!
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"I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me

From: Habnot | Posted: 7/9/2002 3:52:36 PM | Message Detail

Okay,Jukester,I won't stand between your board lovin.
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"Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach.

From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/9/2002 4:51:30 PM | Message Detail

I feel so honored...seriously.
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Bender: DKS, your mom gets a respect rating of 5 million from me. Guess why. *wink wink*
DKS: I dunno, why?

From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 7/9/2002 7:11:31 PM | Message Detail

Yay.... The sitcom has returned.

[requests an expanded role]
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One Life in Seven Nights
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/handofthrawn26/7nights.html

From: jukester | Posted: 7/9/2002 9:51:42 PM | Message Detail

{Same sort of situation described in Madman's endeavor, but with Syrax}

The cow says moo! Hyuck Hyuck. Fingers! yay! I love fingers. *Plays with fingers for 3 minutes* Oh, better get go...ing... *Plays with 'self' for 3 minutes* Ok ok, done done done. I walk into the house. Ok, I'm supposed to go upstairs and find some...thing.... But which room? Hmm... Room 4 I believe. I go up the stairs. Lessa see here. 1....2.....3......4.....5....wait. 4 here we are. Ok... I open the door softly. *erects* they... naked! *falls in seizure*

{Same sort of situation described in Syrax and Madman's endeavor, but with Ganondork}

Down to business. Well then, this mission sure is tricky. If I get caught, then... something bad will happen. I think. I wonder what they do in America to people who try to see girls naked. Hopefully something mild, since I'll be caught several times in my stay here. Let's see... Here. *opens door* Ok. There's the project. I'll take a few pictures.... done. Now, fun time. *Stubs shoe in oddly placed floor board* **** ****! *hides behind desk* The girl... one of them... wakes up... and... wow. She strips down. And... goes to take a shower! SWEET! Damn, I've been Americanized. The cricket team won't like that. I stand up. And then I get up. I peek to see her. Nice ass. Heh.

jukester

From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 1:32:12 AM | Message Detail

@Girls Dorm Room 2
AP- Uhh.. I'm fine thanks.
SPR- Are ya sure?
AP- Yes...?
SPR- Ok. Nighty night.
AP- ...yeah

What is AP gonna do? Is SPR gonna get laid? Have you noticed this hidden Bump?

jukester

From: Sea Bass | Posted: 7/10/2002 2:40:41 AM | Message Detail

I like the mass use of coolguy. Keep up the good work.
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I’m not ***. I know, being *** isnt a bad thing. I like girls better than boys. DKS
HEY YOU ****OFF WITH YOUR OWN HAND DONT U? Brian

From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:08:33 AM | Message Detail

I am so out of character. More killing, fire, torture THEN I would be in character.
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Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~

From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:42:40 AM | Message Detail

Heh heh, I saw this coming....but it's still funny!

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...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13.

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:45:30 AM | Message Detail

but the lovin, SPR, the lovin!
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.

From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:49:45 AM | Message Detail

*glares at AP* If you value your life human, you'd shut up right now.
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Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~

From: Smokey420 | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:50:32 AM | Message Detail

LOL, awwww poor Ducky. She asked to be put in more, and you put her in one little thing. Oh and Jo, if you need help with DKS, I have a new ball bat sitting in my garage waiting for use ^_^.
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§mØk£Ÿ
You are what you do, everything else is just talk.

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:52:53 AM | Message Detail

*points to username* i value no such thing
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.

From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:55:47 AM | Message Detail

O.O;;

Okay take out human and put mortal. Juketser, please get on AIM.
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Walk a mile in your rivals shoes before judging them. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ~*Space Pirate Ryoko*~

From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 11:58:13 AM | Message Detail

@Girls Dorm Room 1
Ducky- I'm hungry. Yet we don't have any food here. I guess I could go get some down at the cafeteria. *Changes into casual clothing* *Walks to elevator* *Pushes button* *Gets in* *Goes down* *Sees HoT, PG, Ellimist, and Mars* Oh, hi guys!
Mars- uhh hi
HoT- *Whimpers*
PG- Sorry, we have to go now.
Ducky- O really? Where to?
Ellimist- The uhh... astrolab.
Ducky- Oh cool. Well have fun! *Walks off towards the cafeteria*
PG- ....phew... that was close.
Mars- She doesn't know anything.
HoT- *Breathes deeply*
PG- Alright, let's go.

@ABD Bender's Bedroom *Note- Bender, Alissa, Scumbag, NQ, and Pnk are sleeping on beds. Everyone else is sleeping in a sitting position leaning up against the beds
Coolguy- *awakens to see everyone else asleep* *Notices lisa to his left and Suicune to his right* Heh heh, time to be smoooooooth *pretending to be asleep, puts his hand on Suicune's chest* heh heh *pretending to be asleep, leans over towards Lisa and puts his face on to her chest* Genius!

jukester

From: Duel | Posted: 7/10/2002 12:26:12 PM | Message Detail

Great Work!

Duel

From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 2:47:08 PM | Message Detail

@DOA

{Same situation that Ganondork, Syrax, and Madman had except with JJ}

Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Science project! *Takes pictures* Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. Must...get...laid. *Takes pictures of girls* Hee hee!

{Goes back to Madman's first person}
Dammit dammit dammit! O ... she's getting up. And.... walking away.... Ok. I get up and look around. I guess I better leave before she gets back. *Runs out of sorority house*

(Ganondork's First Person)
She's singing in the shower. Delightful. This would make a great picture. *Takes picture of girl showering*
{/First person}
Girl- Hey!
Ganondork- ...
Girl- Who's there?
Ganondork- No one.
Girl- Tee hee, cum on in if ya want...
Ganondork- Eep! Err.. sure... *walks into bathroom*
Girl- Get naked
Ganondork- Yes ma'am. *Gets naked and gets in shower with girl*

jukester

From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/10/2002 2:50:17 PM | Message Detail

Blast...
*speaks with sexy British accent*
'E's a pinball wizard...
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Bender: DKS, your mom gets a respect rating of 5 million from me. Guess why. *wink wink*
DKS: I dunno, why?

From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/10/2002 2:58:19 PM | Message Detail

British accent! Good Lord, that would be ****ed up. You probably mean Cockney accent, the one in central London.

Wheeeeeeeeee! Go Pinball wizardry!
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...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13.

From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 5:17:08 PM | Message Detail

100

jukester

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