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| From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:34:24 PM | Message Detail |
| **** **** ***** ***** **** *** *** ** THIS IS *** *** ******* **** ***** YOU ****!!! ........... *Stands up* Hi, my name is Eric. My latest episode was deleted by Ceej's faulty system. *Sits down* jukester |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:35:52 PM | Message Detail |
| I didn't know there were bad words with two letters. --- I had no shoes, and I wept. Then I saw a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, got any shoes your not using?" Webmaster of the OoTRPG - www.ootrpg.cjb.net |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:36:43 PM | Message Detail |
| It's German. jukester |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:38:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Ah, I should've guessed. So that rules out saying bad things about people in different languages. Darnit, Ceej is on us like mint jelly on a lamb! --- I had no shoes, and I wept. Then I saw a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, got any shoes your not using?" Webmaster of the OoTRPG - www.ootrpg.cjb.net |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/10/2002 9:44:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Welcome to jukester's take on his episode except typed half-assed. Syrax steps on the girls' project then does something that will remain secret until a later date. JJ gets down to business and takes the pics and leaves casually after writing his phone number on the wall. Ganondork gets laid by a chick he doesn't know. They all go outside and meet up with the Boys Dorm Room 2 guys and they give them the cameras. Ducky was in the cafeteria. She had soup. They all go to bed. Wacky is still awake looking for Sapphires Golden Poon Mag. jukester |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 7/11/2002 12:03:44 AM | Message Detail |
| Ich Bien Sieg! --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, ~ Our Lord and Master, Quid, ~SiC (And Husband!) of the Mighty Quidists~ |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/11/2002 2:19:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Keep this funny stuff up. --- "Look!It's Spank the monkey!"-Notch Johnson,Son of the Beach. |
| From: scientist pg | Posted: 7/11/2002 3:24:32 PM | Message Detail |
| You need to type in notepad or something and not rely on gamfaqs. I've lost more long posts by not doing that... --- The Scientist knows best... "Sugaroo Miyamotor? Sounds like a cereal with chunks of motor, sugar, and oil." -ness445 |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/11/2002 3:30:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Of course,I'd be too lazy to do what PG just suggested... --- Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo... ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/11/2002 4:14:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually PG, I do that sometimes when I want to get on, but my mom is on the phone. Since I have dial up, I need the phone line to log on. I have a new way now. I just will copy it before I post it. If something goes awry, I have it copied and ready. jukester, another episode soon |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/11/2002 4:16:05 PM | Message Detail |
| *Gives jukester a cookie for his smart idea* --- Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo... ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/11/2002 4:59:46 PM | Message Detail |
| {The next morning} @Girls Dorm Room 2 AP- ...*awakens* .... *Turns to look for SPR* Where is she? *Gets up and puts some pants on* *walks out into main dorm area* Hi.. SPR- Hey. AP- Where's the others? SPR- Heh heh heh... AP- ... @Boys Dorm Room 1 Krosser- Smokes, what cereal do ya have here? Smokey- Whatever Krosser- Oh...good...yum Smokey- We usually go out and get some McDonald's. Krosser- Oh. Ok. Cribbs- 'mornin Smokey- Yo. Krosser- Hey. Smokey- Wake Duel up, we're goin to McDonald's now. Cribbs- Alright. WAKE YOUR ASS UP, ****** ******! Duel- ...a'ight... Smokey- Let's go. Krosser- What do they have at McDonald's? It's been so long since I've been there... Cribbs- ok, I'm ready. Krosser- Don't they have some sort of sausage sandwich? Or was it bacon... Duel- Ok... me ready go. Krosser- Or maybe they have two sandwiches. One with sausage one with bacon.... @Boys Dorm Room 5 Likewhoa- ZiH, get up. There's some chicks playing football outside our window. ZiH- eh...? Likewhoa- Chicks. Football. There. ZiH- Naked? Likewhoa- Mostly... ZiH- *looks* Daaaaamn. Likewhoa- Heh heh.... wait... whats that noise? ZiH- ..Beefer? Beefer- RargH! bEeFER am NeeD coFFEE! Likewhoa- Dear... jukester |
| From: BleuDragon237 | Posted: 7/11/2002 5:03:48 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL!!! --- "When I say you die now, YOU DIE NOW!!!" |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/11/2002 5:06:51 PM | Message Detail |
| Lol. --- Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo... ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/11/2002 6:14:23 PM | Message Detail |
| @Bender's Bedroom Lisa- *awakens to see coolguy's face on her bosom* EEP! *smacks his head off* PERV! *everyone awakens* Coolguy- Oww... MDM- I ain't waitin to get outta here. Sapphire- He's probably not even awake yet. Wacky- hahah! McGray- Wacky, let us out. Wacky- Not until I find out where Sapphire's Golden poon mag is. Sapphire- There is no Golden poon mag! wacky- Fine. You all stay in there until there is. jukester |
| From: Sea Bass | Posted: 7/11/2002 6:16:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Lisa wouldn;t do that to me...would she? --- I’m not ***. I know, being *** isnt a bad thing. I like girls better than boys. DKS HEY YOU ****OFF WITH YOUR OWN HAND DONT U? Brian |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/12/2002 1:08:18 AM | Message Detail |
| *sniff* --- ß®¡ªÑ ƒú||êM |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/12/2002 1:23:42 AM | Message Detail |
| theres a great lack of the "Girls Dorm 1" group, and I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm very disappointed. But besides that, this sitcom is funny as hell. Keep it up! --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:23:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Pnk, you and Suicune and Tatl are stuck in Bender's room. @Boys Dorm Room 4 Quid- Wake up, Polas. Polas- The Polas want sleep.... Quid- Fine. *gets up and goes to the main room* Goshawk- O... hey.. Quid- So you are sleeping out here. Goshawk- Yup. DKS- Hi! ^_^ Quid- If we ignore it will it just go away? Goshawk- *Looks at DKS* DKS- ^_^ Goshawk- *Looks at Quid* *Shakes his head* Quid- *depressed sigh* @Boys Dorm Room 2 HoT- Good Morning Chaps. PG- Salutations. Ellimist- Hello. Mars- 'mornin HoT- I'll go deliver the cameras to the camera shop place. Mars- Are you sure you want to go alone? The person behind the desk might be female... HoT- Oh hush. I'll be fine. @Boys Dorm Room 3 Madman- JJ! Syrax! Ganondork! Get over here! Hot chicks are playing football! Over here! JJ- eh? O..... wow Syrax & Ganondork- *Come running in* What?! JJ- nudey people! Syrax- WOW WOW! Ganondork- Spiffy... JJ- aww Madman put that thing away! Madman- Why? JJ- because we don't want to see your tallywhacker! Madman- O ok. jukester |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:45:20 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO! --- Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo... ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you |
| From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:50:30 PM | Message Detail |
| I would have said "Pfft, that's not football, that's rugby with padding", but "spiffy" will have to do. --- ...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13. |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 7/12/2002 2:10:03 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm depressed by the frequent lack of Sagefulness. --- I had no shoes, and I wept. Then I saw a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, got any shoes your not using?" |
| From: Duel | Posted: 7/12/2002 2:16:04 PM | Message Detail |
| w00t! Duel |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 7/12/2002 2:26:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Ganondork: "Pfft, I would've said that that's rugby with padding..." Nudey Girls no wear padding. Thus, your statement is invalid. --- I had no shoes, and I wept. Then I saw a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, got any shoes your not using?" Webmaster of the OoTRPG - www.ootrpg.cjb.net |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/12/2002 3:46:59 PM | Message Detail |
| Pnk, you and Suicune and Tatl are stuck in Bender's room. ...I know that. --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: Ganondork | Posted: 7/12/2002 4:34:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Damn, good point. --- ...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13. |
| From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/12/2002 8:19:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Wow, this is pretty good. --- Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:11:19 PM | Message Detail |
| @Bender's Bedroom MDM- I'm not waiting any longer. Sapphire- Calm down. It's not like you can get us out of here anyways. Pnk- Someone better get us out though... NQ- Yeah, I need to change my tampon. Lisa- I got an idea. ... BEEFER!!!! @Boys Dorm Room 5 Beefer- Rargh Beefer need coffers! GDrac- Ok ok, I'm makin it... Beefer- Rargh! Lisa am need help! *Jumps through wall leaving a Beefer-shaped hole* Beefer am coming! *Runs to ABD* Likewhoa- Wow. That was my highpoint of the day. No wait, naked chicks playing football is. Silly me. @Boys Dorm Room 4 Quid- Er... DKS, what do you normally have for breakfast? DKS- Power Rangers Cereal! Quid- ... How about Poonios.. DKS- OK! ^_^ Quid- *Hands DKS the box* DKS- Ok! Quid- *Starts eating* Goshawk- What do you want to do today? Quid- I dunno, man. DKS- ^_^ Quid- Aren't you going to eat, DKS? DKS- You have to pour the cereal for me! ^_^ jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:12:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Post 129 jukester |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:13:42 PM | Message Detail |
| You have to pour the cereal for me! ^_^ LMAO! --- ****in condoms dont grow on trees, ***** ~ Neo |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:16:50 PM | Message Detail |
| lmao --- /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:33:18 PM | Message Detail |
| [En route to McDonalds] Krosser- What will I get? I like sausage, but bacon is always a good choice, but they have to cook it my way otherwise it'll be icky.... Cribbs- Why can't we listen to the radio, D? Smokey- Radio sucks, has too many commercials. Krosser- They have to make it crisp. Maybe I should get neither. I'm sure they have other tasty meals there for breakfast. Cribbs- *sigh* Smokey- Heh heh Krosser- Maybe they have a Bacon AND sausage sandwich? Hmmm... I wonder if they serve burgers this early. Cribbs- Hey, Duel is asleep. Smokey- So? Cribbs- So give me your bottle of water. Krosser- What will I have to drink? They don't serve coffee there, do they? Smokey- Fine, whatever *Gives Cribbs water* Cribbs- Heh heh. *Does something* @ABD Beefer- BEEFER COMING! BEEFER HELP! Lisa- Hurry! Beefer- *Runs to bender's bedroom and runs through the wall leaving a very comical Beefer-shaped hole* Lisa- Yay! *Everyone walks out* *The non-ABD people leave and go back to their dorms while the ABDers search for Wacky* @McDonald's Cribbs- Duel, wake up. Duel- Huh...? Oh, we're here. Cool. Smokey- *Snicker* Krosser- Salads are always a good, healthy choice. But maybe i should get a bunch of hashbrowns... *They walk in* *Customers and Workers stare at Duel's crotch* *They get in line* McDonalds Worker- Uhhh can I help you, sir? Duel- Uhh yeah... McDonalds Worker- The restrooms are over there. Duel- ??? Uhh thanks but I don't need to go. McDonalds Worker- Apparently you already have, sir. Duel- *Looks at wet crotch* AHHH! *runs out of McDonalds* Cribbs- He'll have that to go. {4 Hours pass} jukester |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/12/2002 10:39:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Blergh! I would of really ended up making a wise crack towards the clerk or somethin. But otherwise, LOL! --- ****in condoms dont grow on trees, ***** ~ Neo |
| From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/13/2002 8:31:43 AM | Message Detail |
| ROTFL! --- "He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX Space Pirate Ryoko |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/13/2002 10:07:04 AM | Message Detail |
| @Girls Dorm Room 1 Ducky- *Yawn* Hey, Suicune is back. *wakes Suicune up* Suicune- urg... Ducky- Where were you last night? Suicune- Stuck in the party... Ducky- How'd that happen? Suicune- Wacky's gone wacky. Ducky- Oh. *Gets up and goes to the main room* Hi Pnk. Pnk- Hi. *yawn* Ducky- Is Jules still asleep? Jules- *walks out* I am here. Ducky- Oh. @Girls Dorm Room 2 SPR- The girls are back. HI! IcP- Hey... NQ- OMG! THAT PARY SUCKED! IcP- Yeah... SPR- Good thing I didn't go. AP- Where's the phone? SPR- *Points to phone* AP- Thanks. *Picks up receiver and dials* NQ- Who ya callin? AP- Sage of Light. He's got some of my stuff. NQ- Ok. Is he available? AP- ...Sure... jukester |
| From: Spirit Sage001 | Posted: 7/14/2002 11:02:34 AM | Message Detail |
| Bump. --- "He went to go see Garland."-Mikoto "Garland. Now THAT'S a sinister name" -Eiko, FFIX Space Pirate Ryoko |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/14/2002 5:46:18 PM | Message Detail |
| @Girls Dorm Room 2 AP- Alright, he'll be coming. He gets here around 1. SPR- Ok cool. By the way, I got you some beer. AP- aww really? Thanks. SPR- Just welcoming you to the room. NQ- *Snicker* @Boys Dorm Room 3 Madman- So what do we do now? JJ- Condom war! Ganondork- Urg.. Syrax- Yeah! JJ- Wait wait... Ganondork is right... this gets old.. Ganondork- Aye.. JJ- so this time we put tampons in the condoms! Ganondork- Blech! Madman- WORD! Syrax- ... JJ- ... Ganondork- ... Madman- ...WORD! JJ- Die! Madman- *squeal* Syrax- *Loads condom with a few tampons* *They all get tampons and condoms and throw them at each other* [En route back to the Dorms] cribbs- hey... that looks like Jman! Smokey- I'll pick him up *pulls car over* Cribbs- Jman! Hey! Jman- Oh hello. I'm going to the Dorms, can you give me a ride? Cribbs- sure. Jman- Hey thanks. Krosser- *points towards Duel's crotch* Jman- 0_o Duel- I go potty! @Park Likewhoa- Ok beefer, we're playing a game called Hide and Seek with these fine young ladies here. You are it. We will hide and you have to seek for us. Beefer- Rargh! Likewhoa- Ok good. Ducky, you can hide in my pants. Ducky- uhh no. GDrac- Count to 143 Beefer. *All but Beefer run and hide in some random spot on the campus* Beefer- 45 Rargh! 46 Rargh! 47 Rargh! Rarrrgh! Beefer no count higher! ZiH- Suicune, hurry up. Suicune- Ok ok.. where are we hiding then? ZiH- This cafeteria storage closet. Suicune- It looks like a tight fit. ZiH- *Thinks* O well. *They go in* Suicune- Wow we're stuck so close together, I can feel your breath. ZiH- ..What a shame. [back in park] Ducky- So where do we go? LikeWhoa- Hmm... I don't know. ... We can hide in this tree. I'll give you a boost. Ducky- Ok. *Climbs up on Likewhoa's back and hoists herself onto the tree limb* Likewhoa- Good. *Jumps up and pulls himself up* Climb higher so the foilage blocks you. Ducky- Ok. *Climbs up higher* Likewhoa- Damn shame you're wearing a skirt... when you're up high... and everyone can see... Ducky- Yeah I guess. *Cribbs and the others pull up to the Dorms and they get out* Smokey- here we are, Jman. Jman- Cool. This place is nice. *A condom with a tampon it flies out of the window and hits Jman in the head killing him* Smokey- OMG! Cribbs- Well I'll be damned... jukester |
| From: Sage of Light II | Posted: 7/14/2002 5:54:18 PM | Message Detail |
| LOL!!! --- If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definately not the sport for you. |
| From: Le0nard0 Rawx0rs | Posted: 7/14/2002 5:55:47 PM | Message Detail |
| I would have used extra large marital aids, not tampons. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! --- Le0nard0 Rawx0rs! Juggling Joker |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 7/14/2002 5:58:10 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! --- /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/14/2002 11:11:39 PM | Message Detail |
| @Boys Dorm Room 3 *The guys are looking out the window* JJ- ... wasn't me! Cribbs- Yo! Who threw that!? Madman- It was Syrax! Syrax- He lies! Smokey- Quit ****in and tell us who it was! Ganondork- I took no part in these shenanigans. JJ- *points to Syrax* Cribbs- Alright, we're coming up there. @Park GDrac- Ok, Beefer will be coming soon... where can we hide? Pnk- I dunno. GDrac- Cribbs's car! Let's hide in the backseat *They jump in the back, Pnk on top of GDrac {because I know thats the way she likes it}* Pnk- Ok. Let's toss this car cover on us so we're hidden... GDrac- Yes ma'am! I mean... ok Pnk- Whatever. Beefer- RargH! Beefer come searchy! *runs around aimlessly* Rargh! Me no see! Pnk- shh. he's coming this way GDrac- *whimper* Pnk- What is that that I feel?!? GDrac- F-flashlight? Pnk- Nah it's definitely smaller than a flashlight. More like a...a... a stiff twig. Lemme grab it. GDrac- Ah.. ah...ah! Pnk- Eww now it's all wet. GDrac- Umm... shh... Beefer comes... jukester |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/14/2002 11:21:20 PM | Message Detail |
| ....well this is nice... --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/14/2002 11:52:09 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO! --- ****in condoms dont grow on trees, ***** ~ Neo |
| From: Icy snowgirl | Posted: 7/15/2002 10:04:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Great Work! *giggle* twig --- Fire is fun, but ice is nice |
| From: Madman220 | Posted: 7/15/2002 10:40:11 AM | Message Detail |
| So, I'm not going to nail Suicune again, am I? Damn. --- I think. Therefore, I am. I think. |
| From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 7/15/2002 3:53:10 PM | Message Detail |
| Heh, you said "twig". --- OMG LikeWhoa sux0rz!11!! "Drop dead, you butt-head." ~ People talking to LikeWhoa |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/15/2002 3:59:32 PM | Message Detail |
| @Cafeteria Closet ZiH- Well... I guess we just wait... Suicune- yep. ZiH- ..so how are things? Suicune- Good, and yourself? ZiH- good. Suicune- Yup. ZiH- ... Suciune- ... @Tree LikeWhoa- *unzips pants* ducky- What are you doing down there? LikeWhoa- Nothing... Ducky- I heard a zip or something LikeWhoa- Oh yeah... Ducky- ....O.o;;; @Park Beefer- Me am not find! What am in tree? Beefer feel drops of juice! jukester |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/15/2002 4:31:43 PM | Message Detail |
| ROFLMAO! --- Things you'd never expect in an AIM convo... ScientistPG: because the super nintendo OwnZ you |
| From: Antallic | Posted: 7/15/2002 4:39:13 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO! --- /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: Link2001 | Posted: 7/16/2002 5:47:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Can you put me in??? *Gets hopeful look on face* --- Leader of the temple of Time Force(http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=2917880). "I promise you, revenge!"-Shadow, SA2:B |
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