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| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/23/2002 6:31:20 PM | Message Detail |
| yay! --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/23/2002 9:09:16 PM | Message Detail |
| However, it needs more HowStrangelyErotic-ness. More Likewhoa it is. More episodes coming when I feel ready to make the funny. jukester |
| From: BeeferMinionBosko | Posted: 7/24/2002 5:10:01 PM | Message Detail |
| bumps topic --- BOSKO SMASH!!!! RARGH!!!!!! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/24/2002 10:30:55 PM | Message Detail |
| @Domino's Coolguy- Uhh... we'll have a large mushroom and ham pizza. PDL- Whoa whoa whoa... mushroom and ham? Coolguy- Yeah it's my favorite. PDL- ....Make it half ham/mushroom and half sausage. Pizza boy- Uhh... ....ok sirs... *walks off* Coolguy- That kid's got enough grease on his face to use on a pizza.... PDL- yeah... @Girls Dorm Bathroom Shower NQ- Pass the soap! IcP- Ok, hold on... how about I scrub you? NQ- Sure! *gets scrubbed* SoL- *Regenerates* whoaa.... ladies! *gets naked and jumps in shower* Let's get rowdy! IcP- Uhh... ick. NQ- Sure! I will! IcP- I'm done here... *gets out and dries off* SoL- *shuts shower curtain* YaY! @ABD Sapphire- What to do? McGray- Not much to do. Bender- Hmm... OV- I feel like being a juvenile... does that help? Bender- I got a wacky idea.... MDM- I'm all for it if it gives me something to do. Bender- Well... I'm not proud of it, but it gives us something to do. We.... take over the dorms. MDM- ... OV- ... McGray- ... Sapphire- Sure. I'll do it. OV- If Sapphire's in, I'm in. MDM- That is the *****iest, ****est idea I've ever heard. ... Sure why not. McGray- .... Immaturity is not a trait of mine... but change is good. I'll do it. Bender- Great. Now then, we'll need to plan it out. And give them a reason to care. OV- Absolutely. I got an idea. We steal Polas. Sapphire- Bravo. jukester |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/25/2002 12:12:28 PM | Message Detail |
| lol --- Duel:"Yes goalie, you would of done a great job working those E-Punches." Me:"true....BUT IT'D BE ONE HELL OF AN E-PUNCH!" |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/25/2002 10:59:59 PM | Message Detail |
| @ABD OV- This is how it works. Two of us hide in the bathroom and wait for Polas to come. Then, we gag him and take him back to the house. Bender- Simple, yet effective. Bwaha. Sapphire- Indeed. I volunteer to be a part of the kidnapping. Who will go with me? MDM- I guess I will. McGray- Ok, when will you go? Sapphire- Now. Let's go, MDM. MDM- Alright. *They leave and drive to the dorms* OV- Ok, I guess we'll stay here and plan our next move, eh? Bender- Whatever wets your whistle. McGray- Yeah... @Domino's PDL- Holy **** how long does it take to cook a pizza? Coolguy- Longer than you may think. PDL- Well, yeah. Pizza boy- It'll only be a minute. Coolguy- That's what you said 5 minutes ago. *Random rimshot echoes* PDL- ... Coolguy- ... Pizza boy- ... @Boys Dorm Room 1 Krosser- Are you feeling alright? Duel- Yeah. Krosser- ...Ok... *Cribbs and Smokey walk in* Duel- How did things go with Syrax? Cribbs- He escaped. Duel- How? Smokey- Don't know. Duel- Weird. Cribbs- Yeah. @Girls Dorm Room 2 SPR- *Reading about sniper rifles* Huh... I did NOT know that... Unknown Person- Hello. SPR- *startled* Why... hello... Unknown Person- You seem to enjoy reading about killing and assassination, no? SPR- I certainly do. Unknown Person- Well, I do, too. I can aid you in your studies. SPR- Well... sure. I guess. Unknown Person- First off, get rid of that book. Gawking at it will do you no good. Real life experience matters the most. Here, take this. *Pulls out odd looking metallic object* SPR- What is it? Unknown Person- A ball breaker. Use it sparingly as it breaks easily. One size doesn't fit all. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/26/2002 1:54:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Yet again, Ceej finds a way to screw me over. So I'll make a halfassed version of what I wrote. Please, while you read, pretend all of the people speak monotonically. @Woods Syrax- Oh, I escaped. Hooded guy- Hello. Syrax- Whoa. I have startled me. Hooded guy- Blah blah blah I'm Warlock. Syrax- You're a warlock, Warlock? Warlock- Not really. Here, *ZAP* Syrax- Ow that really hurt. Warlock- It was static. Ok. *Kills Syrax's soul and allows Mad Scientist to take over the body* *Skips away* Mad Scientist- .... jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/26/2002 9:49:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Bump. And stuff. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/26/2002 10:49:05 PM | Message Detail |
| @Boys Dorm Bathroom Sapphire- Alright, I'll hide here and wait. MDM- I'll get in the stall. Sapphire- Ok. MDM- *closes stall door* Sapphire- *waits silently under the sinks* *hears a zipper* *smells the worst smell ever* MDM- ahh......... aww **** no toilet paper... hey, toss me some toilet paper, Sapphy Sapphire- *opens door from the place under the sink and rolls a roll of toilet paper to MDM* MDM- Hey thanks. Sapphire- *closes door* @Domino's PDL- So....hun....gry.... Coolguy- Blergh.... Pizza boy- It'll be another 5 minutes or so... yeah... PDL- *glances around* *pulls out wallet and holds it tightly to coolguy's back* THIS IS A ****IN STICK UP! GIVE US YOUR PIZZAS! ALL OF THEM! Pizza boy- *whimpers* PDL- NOW! Pizza boy- *gives PDL and coolguy 40 boxes of random pizzas* PDL- Good boy. *releases Coolguy and they bring the pizzas to the car* Pizza boy- *pees his pants* @SPR's bedroom SPR- Wow, you can really rip them off? Unknown Person- Yes. SPR- What if I miss? Unknown Person- Ya win some Ya lose some. SPR- Ah.... so... who are you? Unknown Person- If you must know...... *pulls of mask* SPR- *Gasp* @Girls Showers SoL- *Incoherent babbling about NQ's boobs* NQ- I got an idea! SoL- Dubba bubba hubbada.... NQ- Lets go to my bedroom! *drags SoL to her bedroom* IcP- Tch! Why must you always bother me with this freak? *leaves* NQ- Whatever! *throws SoL on the bed* SoL- Yay! [Four hours pass] @Boys Dorm Bathroom Sapphire- .... MDM- .... Sapphire- Does Polas urinate at all? MDM- Come to think of it, I haven't seen or heard Polas urinate before. Sapphire- Hmm..... MDM- We should go back to the house and re-evaluate our strategy. Sapphire- Yes yes.... @SPR's Bedroom SPR- T-Tatl? Tatl- Yes. SPR- So you will be my guide to man-killing? Tatl- Yes. SPR- Do we start now? Tatl- Yes. SPR- *Points out window* Is he gonna be our first victim? Tatl- Yes. SPR- Can I kill him? Tatl- Yes. SPR- Do you know who he is? Tatl- Yes. SPR- Is that ... JOTERO? Tatl- Yes. SPR- Ok. Tatl- Yes. @ABD {There isn't much speaking going on here. Coolguy and PDL brought back 20 pizzas and the frathouse is eating them. They will only eat 4 boxes before Sapphire and MDM get back and eat another box.} jukester |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 7/26/2002 10:55:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Aaahhh... the plot thickens! --- "I've got enough guilt to start my own religion." - Tori Amos |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/26/2002 10:59:20 PM | Message Detail |
| No, that's just my... nevermind. jukester |
| From: Tyrant of Fire | Posted: 7/27/2002 2:57:57 PM | Message Detail |
| I am seriously... SO lucky. --- If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definately not the sport for you! I am Sage of Light |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/27/2002 9:46:43 PM | Message Detail |
| @ABD Sapphire- It turns out that Polas doesn't go to the bathroom. So we have to er-evaluate our strategy. OV- Hmm... Can do... Bender- Idea: We make up a Karnov show outdoors. We get Polas there. MDM- Can do. I have a Karnov costume. Bender- .... Why? MDM- *Shrugs* PDL- Alright. So.... how do we get him there? Bender- Word of mouth. jukester, lacks the funny, no makes the money... or something |
| From: Hot Pants | Posted: 7/27/2002 11:23:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Funny. Or something or other. --- Scary! |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 7/28/2002 8:27:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Alright, me and MS have come to an agreement. Just make us two different characters or whatever. --- Come the 13th, I shall be STRESS FREE! That is, until two days later when school starts. Aw, society sucks. Chikushou Ittou! |
| From: Mad Scientist | Posted: 7/28/2002 8:31:44 PM | Message Detail |
| *lifts coffee covered glasses* Yes, yes, whatever. I'm testing coffee 2.0! Maybe now I can capture the Beefer pig thing. *watches Habnot bounce around the room* --- The doctor is in. No, SmarterChild, the RED beaker! NOOOO! |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/28/2002 11:25:39 PM | Message Detail |
| @Park JOTERO- *Sits down and reads the paper* Tatl- *Crouchs behind bushes a few yards from the bench and whispers to SPR* Ok... sneak up on him and kill him. SPR- Ok. What should I use? Tatl- Noose. Blood + Public area = not good. SPR- Ok. *Prepares a noose* *picks up bush and walks with it so it blocks JOTERO from seeing her in a rather comical way* JOTERO- Wow. I never knew HE was Bill Gates... SPR- *walks to a tree, drops the bush, and climbs the tree. She readies the noose so it hangs just barely over JOTERO's head* Dammit... hmm... *Readjusts the noose so it hangs over his head with some extra that she doesn't let hand* {Writer's note: The preceding and following are my pathetic attempts on working out the physics of a noose. So let's all pretend that she got it ready in an appropriate and believable fashion and we'll skip to the death of JOTERO who I randomly selected for this part.} JOTERO- UGH! ACK! ............ ... SPR- ...!!! Tatl- Go ahead... SPR- *Dances around* YAAAAAAAAAY! Tatl- That's enough. SPR- *Stops* ...Ok now what? Tatl- Get rid of the body. Dur. *Beefer runs by* Beefer- RARGH! BEes no like Beefer! RARGH!!!!!!! *runs away* Tatl- ... SPR- ... Tatl- ... SPR- ... Tatl- Get rid of the damn body already. @ABD Coolguy (On phone)- Yeah... yeah... uh huh... well there'll be Karnov there and stuff... yeah... yeah.... well tell Polas.... no don't moles- what? ... No no no... he won't be stripping.... why? Stop that! ... You're insane! You can't kill Karnov in front of Polas! He'll kill you! ..... Run? Pfft. Yeah yeah yeah... bye. McGray- So...? Coolguy- Duel will tell Polas about it. Bender- Good. PDL- Why do I have to be Karnov? MDM- Because you smell the funkiest. @Other side of Park Sapphire- Ok... we're about set up, right? OV- Looks like it..... Sapphire- Yeah... this is one wacky idea though... OV- Speaking of Wacky, where is he? Sapphire- I haven't the faintest idea. @Where Wacky is Wacky- Hi, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order? @Other side of Park OV- hm.... meh. Let's tell them that we're ready. Sapphire- Alright. jukester |
| From: Tyrant of Fire | Posted: 7/29/2002 7:22:36 PM | Message Detail |
| SpaceGhost: I can handle this CD burner, Moltar... for I am so wise that I can instantly reduce any complex machine to a simple yes or no answer Moltar: But, Spaceghost, it- SpaceGhost: MOLTAR!... yes. --- If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definately not the sport for you! I am Sage of Light |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 7:36:11 PM | Message Detail |
| @ABD Coolguy- Alright guys, looks like Sapphire and OV are ready for us. McGray- Good. We'll drive down there as soon as possible then. PDL- Show me the Karnov impression one more time... Bender- *sigh* *does the mysteriously horny Karnov impression* PDL- *Attempts to immitate but fails horribly* Bender- ..........Good enough. @Other side of Park Sapphire- Ok. We better hide in waiting for Polas. OV- Yeah. *They hide in the hiding place wherever that is* Sapphire- What's that? OV- Uhh.... no-nothing. Sapphire- It's quite warm.... and getting har- *shock* OV- Whoopsy. @NQ's Bedroom NQ- C'mon! One more time! SoL- Can't.... feel.... Bartholomue.... NQ- Who's Bartholomue? SoL- My uhh.... nothing... *shifts eyes* NQ- Whatever. Put on another condom. SoL- But- *Thinks* ..........okay @Good Burger Wacky- Here is your Good Burger and Good Fries, sir. Have a nice day. Beefer- *stumbles in* Rargh! Beefer am want food! Wacky- Welcome to Good Burger home of the ... sir, you cannot hump that. Beefer- RARGH! RARGH! RARGH! Wacky- Please stop. That is just... whoa... CAN SOMEONE GET A JANITOR?!? Beefer- Beefer am done... Beefer need food. Beefer want Good Burgers. Wacky- Uhhh yeah... how many? Beefer- *Holds up 12 fingers*^ Wacky- 12? Ok. Would you like any Good Fries with that? Beefer- Beefer no want fry. Wacky- Okey dokes. *walks off to get the burgers* Beefer- Rargh............ *walks over to table with some girls at it* Wacky- Here are your 12..... ....son of... SIR! Please stop molesting the customers! Beefer- BEEFER AM SHEXY! Girls- Ahhh! he smells like old foot! jukester |
| From: AntalIic | Posted: 7/29/2002 7:39:28 PM | Message Detail |
| LMAO @ Good Burger cliche. --- /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: goaliedracXIV | Posted: 7/29/2002 7:42:56 PM | Message Detail |
| ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! --- Duel:"Yes goalie, you would of done a great job working those E-Punches." Me:"true....BUT IT'D BE ONE HELL OF AN E-PUNCH!" |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:08:34 PM | Message Detail |
| Once again, jukester = jenius. --- Come the 13th, I shall be STRESS FREE! That is, until two days later when school starts. Aw, society sucks. Chikushou Ittou! |
| From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:17:19 PM | Message Detail |
| This is SaiyanGirl, feeling EXTREMELY dissed. --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
| From: Tyrant of Fire | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:19:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Man... this KICKs. --- If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definately not the sport for you! I am Sage of Light |
| From: Tatl the Fairy V | Posted: 7/29/2002 8:46:50 PM | Message Detail |
| XD I like my part. Keep it up. Do you want the physics of a noose, Jukester? --- "Peace is but a shadow of death, desperate to forget its painful past… ~Kuja |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:20:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Does SaiyanGirl want a part? Hmmm... that could be a possibility.... *schemes* And Tatl, Physics uses too many big words make head hurt. SWORDY! jukester |
| From: Quidigibul | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:26:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Too many big words? You're probably thinking of Biology, or maybe Chemistry, they use big words. Physics uses numbers and it's quite easy compared to Biology or Chemistry. I love Physics *hugs Physics* --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:31:08 PM | Message Detail |
| I had a bad physics teacher though. She = bad bad baaaaad jukester |
| From: Quidigibul | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:32:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, I had Iron Mike Fiacco. He's a Physics god, --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 9:34:43 PM | Message Detail |
| I had a woman impregnated by an Irish man. Booyah. jukester |
| From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:15:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Five-Star BUMP!!! --- You don't understand my power «-I am the insane god of insanity!-» |
| From: Ellimist | Posted: 7/29/2002 10:20:28 PM | Message Detail |
| By all things sacred... ROTFLMAO!!! I just read through this topic for the first time believe it or not. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. --- Be not afeared, the isle is full of noises The Tempest Act 3, Scene 2 |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:15:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Heh. I never knew Ellimist enjoyed raw perverse humor. jukester |
| From: Kiss of the Dragon | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:25:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Life is strange like that. Make SaiyanGirl my sex slave. That'll be fun. --- The Leader of The Temple of Time Force ~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:26:55 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually I don't have a good use for her yet. I won't make it a sexual role. If I do, she'll be master if ya catch my drift. But... what could I ever do.... *idea* jukester |
| From: Kiss of the Dragon | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:27:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Make me HER sex slave, then. --- The Leader of The Temple of Time Force ~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:29:37 PM | Message Detail |
| more episodes. i want more episodes! --- princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs. |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:29:50 PM | Message Detail |
| Possibly... jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/29/2002 11:43:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Dammit. She just had to screw up me plans for a great idea. jukester, pondering |
| From: chicaboo | Posted: 7/30/2002 9:50:45 AM | Message Detail |
| SHWING BUMP --- "Cute but phyco, things even out"- Happy Bunny ~offsprung is back (look what happend when you have 433 karma and you get too rebellious) |
| From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:12:43 AM | Message Detail |
| good, but you're missing someone... --- Every knee shall bow and every tounge confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
| From: chicaboo | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:18:27 AM | Message Detail |
| jukester, when are you gonna stop ponderin? I've already tried that and it hurts too much so stop ponderin and start postin!!! --- SHWING< GARTH GOT HIS PUBES HER HER HER ~offsprung is back (look what happend when you have 433 karma and you get rebellious) |
| From: roxpox77 | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:49:35 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:59:56 AM | Message Detail |
| jukester is funny. --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001 |
| From: roxpox77 | Posted: 7/30/2002 11:00:42 AM | Message Detail |
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| From: BleuDragon237 | Posted: 7/30/2002 4:25:28 PM | Message Detail |
| lol. Hey Jukester, can I be in it? --- Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall |
| From: Sapphire Moon | Posted: 7/30/2002 4:27:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Bleu can be another one of my students. XD --- If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling. |
| From: HandofThrawn | Posted: 7/30/2002 4:29:46 PM | Message Detail |
| We need more on the adventures of myself and Mars and Ellimist and SPG and all the other nerds. Put us in some unexpected situation regarding the lasses or something. --- One Life in Seven Nights http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/handofthrawn26/7nights.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/30/2002 5:30:57 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 7/30/2002 5:33:07 PM | Message Detail |
| SaiyanGirl <-- STILL being dissed. Yeesh, will it ever end? --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
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