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| From: jukester | Posted: 7/30/2002 6:48:33 PM | Message Detail |
| Yes. HoT, your wish will be granted when I get back from vacance on the 11th. I have given the inept SoL 4 episodes to be posted over my leave, yet.... *shakes fist* jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/30/2002 9:56:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Boy am I dumb. I sent SoL the next four episodes, but I now have nothing to do. Therefore, we have more Beefer/Wacky hilarity. @Good Burger Wacky- Please! You're getting them all wet! Aww geez... that won't taste good.... Beefer- RARGH! BEEFER SHOW HIS MANHOOD! Wacky- Sir! Please put that away! No! Get the little girls away from it! Beefer- Girly want touchy!? Girls- Why does it smell, mister? jukester, will post more of these irregular tidbits... some other time |
| From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:23:52 PM | Message Detail |
| You're missing someone. *cough cough* --- Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. If you're going to tell me to shut up, then don't bother. |
| From: Antapuss | Posted: 7/30/2002 10:26:38 PM | Message Detail |
| STFU ZGE, your not worthy of being killed in the sitcoms. --- I am Antallic /"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys\"Which thing, the first thing or the second thing?- Billy Crystal - Analyze This/ <("'")> |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/31/2002 12:34:01 PM | Message Detail |
| More Beefer Action! @Good Burger Wacky- Oh geez.... Manager Moo Cow! Moo Cow- What! Wacky- A uhhh thing is showing his thing to the girls! Moo Cow- Then stop him! Wacky- I.... can't! Moo Cow- Dammit Wacky! *walks to front from the back* Oh my. jukester, had to cut it short because he eat now |
| From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 7/31/2002 12:40:38 PM | Message Detail |
| Da Mac loves this. Loves this he does. --- Chris: We're stupid Me: You said it |
| From: Moo Cow | Posted: 7/31/2002 1:32:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Woohoo! I'm in one! --- ( ZzZ ) O o . <( -_- . . )> "i feel like a burrito" ~Ducky |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/31/2002 4:28:11 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm glad to see that everyone is enjoying this sitcom. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then I touch... .ummm.. yeah. jukester |
| From: JustAGirl | Posted: 7/31/2002 4:29:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Jukester makes me giggle. This sitcom needs to see more JJ. Not much more, just a little bit. --- I like it when people quote themselves. - Me ~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/31/2002 4:45:23 PM | Message Detail |
| Yes there will be. That is, in the episodes I sent to SoL. jukester |
| From: QUEEN OF NINTENDO | Posted: 7/31/2002 7:55:06 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 7/31/2002 8:00:15 PM | Message Detail |
| oh no of course your not. your just a strange strange person. --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:09:21 AM | Message Detail |
| @Secret building Man- Yes... yes... well I'll send them immediately. Rock, come here. Rock- Yeah? Man- Get them now. Rock- Okey dokes. *Presses some sort of button* Man- Ok. When they get here, brief them. [Ten minutes later] Alissa- Alright, I'm here. Lisa- Here. Laura- Yeah? Rock- Ok. We've got a situation here. *goes on to tell about their mission which I don't wanna write now* Man (Through intercom)- Ok girls, you know what to do... Lisa, Alissa, and Laura- Yes, Strider! *Extravegent Television show opening with gnarly lighting* IT'S STRIDER'S ANGELS..... {There, I did it. Now..... I leave} jukester, leaves |
| From: Link2001 | Posted: 8/2/2002 5:04:04 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey, JJ, you have that ZSB website, right? Can you post the record book I'm making on it? --- Leader of the temple of Time Force. Boy: Did stuff happen on the bed? Girl: Yep. Other Boy: It was supposed to be shallow, but it was deeper than you expected. |
| From: Crimson Magnolia | Posted: 8/2/2002 5:06:13 PM | Message Detail |
| Mars owns the website. I own a completely independent site. --- Come night comes shadows to your side Come night comes every tear you've cried |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 8/2/2002 5:10:33 PM | Message Detail |
| jukester makes me laugh. --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001 |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/3/2002 11:54:08 AM | Message Detail |
| @Boys Dorm Room 4 {Boy, we haven't been here in a long time} Polas- Oh really. When is this? Duel- Today. In the park. Polas- Ahh... I guess I'll go. Later. *leaves* Duel- *picks nose* Quid- *comes out of bedroom* Where'd Polas go? Duel- To some Karnov festival thing. Quid- .... There is no such thing. Duel- Coolguy said there was. Quid- Hmmm.... @Boys Dorm Room 5 {Neither here...} Likewhoa- Dude... that Fez is so damn funny. ZiH- Yessir. GDrac- *drools* ZiH- .... Stop staring at Donna's boobs. GDrac- ....Hm? Oh... uhh... yeah. {Boy that was short} @Girls Dorm Room 1 {Yet another lost room or something} Ducky- *brushes hair* Hmm... what's going on outside? Pnk- I dunno. Looks like some sort of.... rock concert? No... too small. Ducky- Hm. Suicune- Maybe it's a.... thing... that you Americans...do... yeah. *shifts eyes* *walks away* Pnk- Whatever it is, it's got Polas's attention. Ducky- Yeah.. Hey... is that....Karnov? {Well, is it?} @Karnov Festival PDL (As Karnov)- *does Karnov impression* Polas- Yay! .... I mean, Cool. *darts eyes* Bender- Yeah. This is great. MDM- *winks at the Sapphire in the hiding spot* Sapphire & OV- *jump out of hiding place and capture Polas in the net* Bwahaha! *They put him in the car they drive to the house* @Girls Dorm Room 1 Ducky- OMG! They took Polas! Pnk- .........Oh you mean like that. Ducky- Yeah! Get help! *jumps up and down frantically* Pnk- Calm down. What are they gonna do? Kill him? Mmmm.... Polas.... jukester |
| From: Game Guy 44 | Posted: 8/3/2002 1:17:33 PM | Message Detail |
| hahaha I didn't even know there was a topic like this here --- i know why you wanna hate me 'cause hate is all the world has even seen lately KoG/GameGuy44 |
| From: Suicune | Posted: 8/4/2002 12:37:46 PM | Message Detail |
| funny --- Me: I'mmmmm back were you nice to the clone mark 8 Son Raditz: yes, i was, and she was nice to me too ~_^ |
| From: Link2001 | Posted: 8/6/2002 6:25:08 PM | Message Detail |
| What's with the hold-up? --- Leader of the temple of Time Force. Boy: Did stuff happen on the bed? Girl: Yep. Other Boy: It was supposed to be shallow, but it was deeper than you expected. |
| From: PhillyEagleBoy | Posted: 8/7/2002 10:33:20 AM | Message Detail |
| How come I am never in this jukester? Can't you just put me in and kill me off right away? --- p-y89ooplye3atgole3ghoy there, i tried typing my name with my nose |
| From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 8/7/2002 10:36:18 AM | Message Detail |
| If I'm in this, can I burn people to death? --- KoG/GameGuy44 |
| From: Ellimist | Posted: 8/7/2002 10:55:06 AM | Message Detail |
| Striders Angels. I actually laughed out loud at that. Good work. --- This Ellimist dude knows his **** about ****. ~Videogame Warrior~ |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 8/7/2002 11:24:35 AM | Message Detail |
| I don't think he's back yet... --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001 |
| From: Moo Cow | Posted: 8/7/2002 1:33:56 PM | Message Detail |
| I think SoL is slacking off.. We were supposed to get a new episode a couple days ago. --- ( ZzZ ) O o . <( -_- . . )> "i feel like a burrito" ~Ducky |
| From: PnkPanther9 | Posted: 8/7/2002 7:54:07 PM | Message Detail |
| damn you SoL, what the hell is going on! I need my humor! --- "I will rule the world and make it my litter box! BWA HA HA HA!!" - a cat "...Fur Ball you've been sniffing the catnip again haven't you?" - me |
| From: QUEEN OF NINTENDO | Posted: 8/8/2002 9:35:47 PM | Message Detail |
| bump. --- Att-35 Def-23 Str-36 Hits-35 Combat Level-31 RSname-Tom Dumont Pure-LVL 17! UserName- I eat kids52 Atk17 Def10 Str23 |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/11/2002 6:06:41 PM | Message Detail |
| I thank all of you for keeping my love topic alive. SoL indeed did slack off. So I'll post up the episodes in lightning mode in a minute. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/11/2002 6:08:11 PM | Message Detail |
| @Boys Dorm Room 4 Ducky- QUID! Quid- Yes, dear? Ducky- They took Polas! Quid- ... Really. I'll go investigate in the Mystery Machine. Ducky- I'm serious! Quid- Fine. I'll go to ... who took him? Ducky- The frat boys. Quid- Oh no! I'll have to get the gang! *runs off* Ducky- ...... DKS- Hi! ^_^ Ducky- Umm yeah. @Boys Dorm Lounge Quid- So they apparently took Polas. We should get him back before they take away his precious virginity....*shakes fist* Krosser- .... Ok. Duel- This is the most peculiar situation. Cribbs- Took Polas? Why? Smokey- Umm... this may explain why I got this mysteriously odd letter from Bender. It says that they were gonna have a Karnov Festival and steal Polas. Cribbs- We should inform the helpless women about this too. [Ten minutes later once the girls have come to the boys lounge] HoT- Babble babble. Ducky- Babble babble. Madman- Babble babble. JJ- Babble babble. Suicune- Babble babble. LikeWhoa- Babble babble. Pnk- Babble babble. DKS- I like bacon! Quid- Babble babble. Goshawk- Babble babble. Cribbs- Babble babble. PG- Babble babble. Ellimist- Le Babble babble. Krosser- Babble babble. @ABD Polas- Why oh why? Bender- For the heck of it. Polas- Oh ok. But do I really have to be tied up like this? McGray- Nah, *Unties Polas* PDL- Want some pizza? Polas- Sure. @ABD Polas- So what kind of defenses of attack do you have? OV- We each have two paintball guns, a pistol and an automatic with loads of ammo, camouflage clothing, smoke bombs. We have ninja midgets, nuclear camels, and fake boob bombs. Polas- Really? OV- No. Polas- Oh... OV- I was kidding. Polas- Oh. OV- Tch. Bender- Dude. You just did the tch. OV- ..What?!? Aww come on! Bender- You know the rules. Sapphire- Bend over. OV- *sigh* *bends over* MDM- *spank* Sapphire- *spank* Bender- *spank* McGray- *spank* PDL- *spank* Coolguy- *spank* Bender- And one from Wacky, wherever he is *spank* there. OV- *pulls pants up* Polas- uhhh..... So you guys are really prepared, eh? McGray- Yep. jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/11/2002 6:08:38 PM | Message Detail |
| @Dorms Krosser- Quid and I are going to check things out at the house while the rest of you prepare. Quid- Later. *They leave* Cribbs- Alright. We need to do some reconasince... reconasisne... bah we need to spy on them to know the status of the Polas. Smokey- Yeah. I'll go to spy. Who else wants to come? JJ- JJ will come. Smokey- Ok. Let's go get dressed up in black clothing and face paint. JJ- Looks like you already are. Smokey- ...Shup. @Front yard of ABD Quid- Krosser, go out around to the back. I'll distract them here. Krosser- Ok. *skips away to the back* Quid- HEY! I CAME FOR POLAS! *The seven ABD residents and Polas come out* Quid- Polas, are you ok? Polas- Yeah I'm doing fine. Bender- What do you want? Quid- I came to get Polas back. Polas- Nah. I'd rather stay. They have good pizza. Quid- Oh really? ... Would you happen to have the meat lovers kind? Polas- Do you? PDL- Yep. *Smokey and JJ sneak up behind the cars and listen in* Quid- Cool. Then.... kidnap me too! *runs over to them* Smokey- That bastard. JJ- Hmmm... @To where Krosser is Krosser- *walks up to the back porch and enters the back room* *the door locks shut behind him* ....What the hell.... *6 Ninja midgets fall from the ceiling* Bring it. Ninja 1- Wha! *backflip* Ninja 2- Whoo! *Spin* Ninja 3- Hoo ha! *twirls katana* Ninja 4- Wha ha! *twirls nunchukas* Ninja 5- {Ya know what? I give up on thinking up ninja like phrases and movements. So let's just get to the action, shall we?} Ninja 2- *charges krosser* Krosser- *kick* Ninja 2- waaaaaaaaaah! *flies into a wall* Krosser- Next? @Ninja place where fighty happen Krosser- *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* BWAHAAH! DIE EVIL MIDGETS! *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* *kick* @Dorms JJ- They have Quid. Smokey- More like, Quid decided to join Polas. JJ- Meh. Cribbs- WHY!? JJ- Dunno. Cribbs- Oh. Smokey- Well, they have cool looking camouflage gear and paintball guns and such. Cribbs- Really now. This may be bad. jukester |
| From: Quidigibul | Posted: 8/11/2002 9:33:22 PM | Message Detail |
| Meat lovers pizza = kick ass ..probably kill heart too, --- Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute, *slips away like a baby covered in oil* |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/12/2002 1:00:48 PM | Message Detail |
| It's actually kinda funny... I have no clue how to continue the Dorm Vs Frat War story. Until I can come up with a slap stick, immature, humorous ending, I'll just carry on with the Strider's Angels bit. @Strider's Thing Base Where They Meet To Be Briefed Strider- Alright girls. We have a problem. Gamius Guyius is plotting a scheme to destroy something important. Alissa- Oh no! What is he going to destroy? Strider- Something... something Laura- So we'll stop him, big fuss. Strider- Well, he is working with some sort of scientist. We aren't sure who yet... Lisa- ...Not PG! Strider- I doubt it's him. But who knows. Laura- Alright, where are they situated. Strider- Somewhere in the south Pacific. Rock will go with you. Rock- Damn straight. Strider- You leave now. Go get'm angels. Angels- Bye Strider! Rock- We'll get the job done, Strider. *They leave Strider* Strider- Now where is my poon..... @Good Burger- Wacky- Alright.... get the taser. We'll subdue him. Moo Cow- Here. *Hands Wacky the taser* Wacky- Come here, Beefboy.... *jumps on Beefer's back* Beefer- Rargh! Beefer no horsey! *thrashes about* Wacky- Yee ha! Beefer- *Flings Wacky into the wall* Rargh! Beefer no likey! Beefer run fwee! *Runs through wall* Wacky- ...urgh..... *passes out* @Helicopter headed towards the South Pacific Rock- Alright, you three will be dropped into the ocean near where we think the base is. It's on an island with a giant boulder. The base should be inside of the boulder. Alissa- Right. Rock- But it'll be a few minutes until we get there.... and I have a condom.... or three. *wink* Laura- No way. Lisa- Piss off. Alissa- Dream on. Rock- Fair enough. jukester |
| From: Dark Bomber | Posted: 8/12/2002 1:15:08 PM | Message Detail |
| krosser kicking the **** out of ninja midgets=good fun --- Dark Bomber, you have answered every single question! YOU ARE GOD!-hehehe <<<Renegade Angel>>> |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/12/2002 1:18:43 PM | Message Detail |
| I've realized that I have in fact never read a single of these episodes. Maybe THAT'S why I'm not in it. I'm not gonna start now. --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/12/2002 6:28:17 PM | Message Detail |
| Warlock, you had a short cameo. You turned Syrax into Mad Scientist. The full length story was deleted so I half-assed it. jukester |
| From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/12/2002 6:33:49 PM | Message Detail |
| What happened to me? --- ...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13. |
| From: krosser | Posted: 8/12/2002 6:39:19 PM | Message Detail |
| o yea beating down midgets --- K |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/13/2002 3:57:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I don't know what happened to Ganondork. But.... hemorrhoid. jukester |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 8/13/2002 4:03:49 PM | Message Detail |
| I find this to be funny. I've already posted "LOL","LMAO",etc.,so I can't say them again... --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001 |
| From: PhillyEagleBoy | Posted: 8/13/2002 6:57:32 PM | Message Detail |
| hey jukester ive read all of these and they are great and I have been around ZSB for long enough. Can't you just put me in one episode and kill me off? --- Little Nicky is not as bad as everyone says it is!! |
| From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/13/2002 9:44:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh yes, please let Tatl sneak up behind me and slip a noose over my neck!</sarcasm> Seriously... --- The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR |
| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 8/13/2002 9:47:21 PM | Message Detail |
| i died, right? --- "I'll turn him into a bug, and put that bug in a box. I'll put that box in another box, then send it to myself. when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!" |
| From: PhillyEagleBoy | Posted: 8/14/2002 5:55:07 PM | Message Detail |
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| From: jukester | Posted: 8/14/2002 7:42:40 PM | Message Detail |
| I have been around ZSB for long enough. Yeah, you just keep thinking that. Another episode by tonight. jukester |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 8/14/2002 8:29:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Yay! --- You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan |
| From: jukester | Posted: 8/14/2002 11:47:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Here goes nothing.... @ABD Late at night Quid- Well how the hell did THAT get THERE? MDM- Oh, duct tape, a fly swatter and some cat. Sapphire- Oh that was one weird day. Quid- But........ It just doesn't seem right. @Boys Dorm Room 2 HoT- Ah well, I guess we should let Cribbs and them Polas and Quid back. PG- Yep. Mars- Shouldn't those pictures be done by now? HoT- Yes. I'll go get them tomorrow morning. Ellimist- Alright. I guess I'll get some shut eye now. Good night. HoT- Good night. PG- Night. Mars- Night. Ellimist- *Walks into bedroom* PG- Well then. I guess we should inform the boys about the pics then. Mars- Nah, they'll get all excited and rush over to get them. HoT- Yeah. PG- Meh. @Midget Room where Krosser is Krosser- Damn straight you fall down like you dead. *wipes sweat* *sneaks into frat house through the back* *Voices can be heard. Mostly laughter* Krosser- Hmm.... I'll look around and avoid being caught. Who the hell am I talking to... meh. @Dorms Cribbs- Everyone ready? The rest of the people that should be here- Yeah! Cribbs- Alright. We're gettin us some Polas! JJ- Alright, LETS MOVE OUT! *pelvic thrusts everyone as they leave* jukester |
| From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/14/2002 11:50:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Woo. Cameo. *Shoots self* --- There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. |
| From: SaiyanGirl | Posted: 8/15/2002 12:33:31 AM | Message Detail |
| -shoots random people at the thought of being Strider's subordinate- Ooky.... --- "Promise me one thing. Whatever path you take in this life, be true to yourself." -Shu Lien; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon |
| From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/15/2002 12:35:34 AM | Message Detail |
| At least you're in the damn thing... *sniff* --- There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/15/2002 12:44:55 AM | Message Detail |
| SaiyanGirl would rather be MY subordinate. --- "This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy."-Admiral Viscen |
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