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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/15/2002 12:49:24 AM | Message Detail

Join the club, SG.
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There are only two types of people I hate. Those who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

From: jukester | Posted: 8/17/2002 9:30:39 PM | Message Detail

@Gamius Guyius's Lair
Gameguy- Bwahaha. Our plan will work inevitably.
Warlock- Sure will. *casts spell*
Gameguy- .......
Warlock- What?
Gameguy- Must we watch that infernal monkey dance every **** day?
Warlock- Yes yes yes.
Gameguy- Why?
Warlock- Because he makes me feel happy.
Gameguy- Why?
Warlock- Because he dances and plays music.
Gameguy- Why?
Warlock- Because I want him to.
Gameguy- Why?
Warlock- Because it pleases me like you don't.
Gameguy- Must you bring this up now?
Warlock- Well... it's true.
Gameguy- Bah.
*Knock*
Gameguy- Who's there?
Mad Scientist- Oprah.
Gameguy- Oh good, you're finally here. My bunyans are getting rather larg- *opens door* you slimy bastard!
Mad Scientist- Bwahaha. *Runs around lair*
Warlock- Well then. It's 6 o'clock, and it's time for me to go stalk girls and use my x-ray vision for x=rated purposes. Get it? It...was... joke... x ray and x rated... kay...
Gameguy- ...
Warlock- ...
Gameguy- ...
Mad Scientist- Fwee fwee fwee!

@Helicopter en route to the Lair
Rock- Alright. Here we are. Good luck.
Angels- Kay! *Jump out*
Rock- What the hell? We were ****in landing. *Lands the helicopter*
Angels- *Falling* *Falling* *Opens parachutes that connect together to form one big one that looks like a giant-*

@Airplane
Man- Poopy? You need go poopy?
Child- Yes.
Man- Alright, we'll go... oh my. That looks like a huge-

@Las Vegas Telescope Place Thing
Guy- Craps!? Now? It's far too early for gambling!
Other guy- Pff....
Guy- *Looks into telescope* Hey... doesn't this remind you of a large-

@Hawaii
Inspector- Turds? Dog turds? Here? Hmmm....
Assisstant- Hey... look out the window.
Inspector- Oh my... Well.. doesn't that look like a humongous-

@Beach near Hawaii
Lifeguard- Floater! Someone get a floatation device!
Other Lifeguard- *grabs and floatation device and goes to rescue a woman drowning*
Lifeguard- Phew... Hey... that looks totally like a piece of-

@Blink 182 Concert
Tom- **** **** **** **** ****-****er ****** ****er **** fart turd and... yo Mark!
Mark- Whoa... what the hell is that?
Tom- A giant piece of-

@Gamius Guyius's Lair A few hundred feet above the ground
Alissa- Doo Doo!
Lisa- We're descending too fast....
Laura- What are we to do....
Angels- JET PACKS! *fly down to the ground*

jukester

From: Syrax | Posted: 8/17/2002 11:12:53 PM | Message Detail

Somehow, I saw that coming. I MUST BE PSYCHIC.
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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/17/2002 11:52:55 PM | Message Detail

...

Eh, ok.
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I love the Dutch.

From: InfinityPlusOne | Posted: 8/18/2002 2:05:55 PM | Message Detail

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!

From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 8/18/2002 2:13:12 PM | Message Detail

There's no me...

=(
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.

From: jukester | Posted: 8/18/2002 5:49:54 PM | Message Detail

Now to embark on another journey with Tatl and SPR........

@SPR's Bedroom
Tatl- Well now, we haven't killed anyone. Why?
SPR- I... well...
Tatl- Bah. We shall seek new victims.
*Car brakes screech*
SPR- Hmm.. *Looks out window*
Tatl- ...ZGE and Renegade Angel...
SPR- Done and done?
Tatl- Indeed.
SPR- Yay. *Grabs a spear*
Tatl- A spear, eh? Hmm... well it's our code of conduct to use one weapon per kill so you'll need another.
SPR- Hmm....
Tatl- We'll use my *pulls out weapon* saw.
SPR- Alright. Now then, we can't kill them with all those bystanders out there, can we?
Tatl- Of course not. We'll wait for them to come here or lure them.
SPR- I see.

@Dorms
RA- Whatcha doin' out here?
Cribbs- **** off.
RA- Fair enough.
ZGE- Hey! That hurts my ears! Those are bad bad bad words!
Cribbs- *Shoots ZGE in the groin with a paintball*
ZGE- .......*Muffled cry* mommy.... *falls over*
RA- *backs off*

@SPR's Bedroom
SPR- *Sigh* Those bumbling fools'll never make it inside the dorms.
Tatl- We'll await for them in their room.
SPR- ...what?
Tatl- I have a plan.
*they go to Boys Dorm Room 6*

@Boys Dorm Room 6
Tatl- Ok. Hide back behind that couch. I'll stand here behind the bedroom door. We basically surprise them. I'll tell you what to do from there.
SPR- Ok.
*They hide*

@Dorms
RA- Hey! Look! Thingies!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Where?
RA- There!
ZGE- Oh.

@Boys Dorm Room 6
Tatl- *sigh*
SPR- Getting....sleepy....
Tatl- NO! They'll be here.... or have we underestimated the power of the n00b?
SPR- Mmm.... jukester....
Tatl- Wake up!
SPR- Hm?
Tatl- Good.

@Dorm Lobby
ZGE- So... how do we get up to the place where sleep?
RA- Hmm... there's a button!
ZGE- Well...?
RA- Do something to it.
ZGE- Ok ok.... *tries to pull the button*
RA- What the hell! What are you doing?!? Geez... *Twists button*
ZGE- No no no... That's not the way. *Pinches button*
RA- No... *licks button*
ZGE- *feels button*
RA- *pees on button*
ZGE- *eats button*
RA- Hey, there's the stairs.
*They walk to the stairs*
ZGE- Open the door.
RA- *Opens door*
ZGE- .... Are you tryin to trick me? *closes door*
RA- What? *Opens door*
ZGE- *closes door*
RA- *opens door and steps through*
ZGE- *closes door*
RA- *Proceeds to walk up the stairs*
ZGE- *opens door and also walks up the stairs*
RA- So... which room is ours?
ZGE- That one *Points*
RA- Ok.
*They walk in*
Ducky- AHHHH!!! GET OUT YOU PERVS! *Pushes them out and slams door and locks it*
RA- Hmmm... our room mates seem hesistant.
ZGE- Yes... and that didn't look like Link2001.
RA- Who?
ZGE- What?
RA- Peanuts.

jukester

From: Syrax | Posted: 8/18/2002 7:41:33 PM | Message Detail

Let's get n00by with it.
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From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/18/2002 8:28:44 PM | Message Detail

Shall I make an appearance?
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From: InfinityPlusOne | Posted: 8/19/2002 12:32:26 AM | Message Detail

this needs more goaliedrac, perhaps a battle of the bands feat. my band(5 star playaz), blink 182 and more, or maybe someting more on the sexual side. either way this needs more goaliedrac.......

From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 8/19/2002 4:15:36 PM | Message Detail

Hi, I just read and it is really funny. I was wondering if you could give me a small role in it because I've been at the ZSB for 5 months, and I want to be in it.
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From: jukester | Posted: 8/19/2002 5:44:03 PM | Message Detail

I'm just wondering, who was very pleased by my RA and ZGE antics?

jukester

From: InfinityPlusOne | Posted: 8/19/2002 7:22:44 PM | Message Detail

Me!!!

From: Syrax | Posted: 8/19/2002 9:08:00 PM | Message Detail

Who thinks they should be in the sitcom but has not yet?
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From: jukester | Posted: 8/20/2002 5:59:10 AM | Message Detail

Mad Scientist- Oprah.
Gameguy- Oh good, you're finally here. My bunyans are getting rather larg- *opens door* you slimy bastard!
Mad Scientist- Bwahaha. *Runs around lair*
Warlock- Well then. It's 6 o'clock, and it's time for me to go stalk girls and use my x-ray vision for x=rated purposes. Get it? It...was... joke... x ray and x rated... kay...
Gameguy- ...
Warlock- ...
Gameguy- ...
Mad Scientist- Fwee fwee fwee!

jukester

From: Dark Bomber | Posted: 8/20/2002 3:03:08 PM | Message Detail

I wouldnt have minded if it was just me, but being paired with whats-his-name was humiliating. The strange thing id, when I'm barely on this board, I'm in a sitcom. Oh well.
Well done, you made me laugh at myself.
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Dark Bomber, you have answered every single question! YOU ARE GOD!-hehehe <<<Renegade Angel>>>

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/20/2002 3:13:59 PM | Message Detail

<scowls>
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: Ethereal Warrior | Posted: 8/20/2002 3:18:46 PM | Message Detail

At least I didn't get shot in the crotch.
<laughs at ZGE>
You asked for it.
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Oh yeah? Well, today I bit my cat's foot. What are YOU gonna do about it?-Kingcal Renegade Angel

From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 8/20/2002 3:26:00 PM | Message Detail

Good job jukey.

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<SSBM-290><P9-DC><SMB-Expert Extra><MKSC-WRx9> o_0
"RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 8/21/2002 7:06:16 PM | Message Detail

*bump*
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"I'll turn him into a bug, and put that bug in a box. I'll put that box in another box, then send it to myself. when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"

From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/22/2002 8:55:22 AM | Message Detail

Something is missing.....something.....important.

Me, damnit!
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...stupid people should be beaten with a stick ~ Proverbs Chap 10 Vs 13.

From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 8/22/2002 10:05:08 AM | Message Detail

Err... at least I'm in it. Thanks. My groin hurts...
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.

From: jukester | Posted: 8/23/2002 10:02:28 AM | Message Detail

@Krosser's Espionage
Krosser- Hmm... I'll check around upstairs. *Tiptoes up the stairs* *Goes into a room with a computer* Hmm.. what's in here. *Turns on computer* Ack. I hate this keyboard position. *Moves keyboard a little* Holy.... *Picks up Golden Poon Mag*
Sapphire- Hey! Is someone up there?! *Runs up to find Krosser*
Krosser- Schwing! *Jumps out window and runs away*

@Gamius Guyius's Lair
Gameguy- Hmm... those angels are approaching... Where's my man-servant?
Antallic- Aye aye?
Gameguy- Go delay those angels. I don't want them up here.
Antallic- Aye aye! *Runs off*
Gameguy- Warlock. Mad Scientist. Come here.
Warlock- Yes?
Mad Scientist- Fweeeee!
Gameguy- We shall start the plan as soon as my spy returns with the ... things...
Warlock- ...things?
Gameguy- The........ things....
Warlock- ....uhh....
Gameguy- The long things... that we shove into the reactor....
Warlock- Oh. Well I have plenty of those in my bedroom.

@Girls Dorm Lounge
RA- Well, we're stuck here.
ZGE- Yes.
RA- ....
ZGE- ....
RA- That girl was naked, wasn't she.
ZGE- Girls are icky.
RA- There must be some sort of reason that we aren't in our dorms.
ZGE- Yeah.
RA- Maybe.... nah...
ZGE- No, tell me.
RA- It's a stupid idea.
ZGE- Tell me.
RA- No.
ZGE- Yes.
RA- No.
ZGE- Yes.
RA- No.
ZGE- Yes.
RA- Yes.
ZGE- No.
RA- Yes.
ZGE- No.
RA- Yes.
ZGE- No.
RA- Stop turning me on.

jukester

From: zeldagameseasy | Posted: 8/23/2002 10:03:33 AM | Message Detail

^_^
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Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.

From: jukester | Posted: 8/23/2002 3:58:43 PM | Message Detail

I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device. Is it something I'll regret? Or do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad.

jukester

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/23/2002 4:56:32 PM | Message Detail

Maybe I should end up killing ZGE with a nuclear device.
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From: videogame warrior | Posted: 8/23/2002 5:05:05 PM | Message Detail

this is pretty funny.
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From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/23/2002 5:10:18 PM | Message Detail

I wonder what my idea was...
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: jukester | Posted: 8/25/2002 10:13:36 AM | Message Detail

@Girls Dorm Lounge
RA- Well... maybe we're in the wrong dorm.
ZGE- There's more than one dorm?
RA- There is?
ZGE- Where is it?
RA- Is it here?
ZGE- Why?
RA- ...
ZGE- ...
RA- *Slap*

@Beach outside the Lair
Lisa- Alright. Where do we go from here?
Alissa- I dunno. Here comes Rock, I'm sure he knows.
Rock- Hey. Looks like we need to infiltrate through the mountain over that way. *Points*
Laura- Alright, lead the way.
*They walk towards the mountain*

@Mountain
Antallic- Vweeheehee, here they come. Get ready, Attack Giraffes.
Attack Giraffes- Fwee.
Antallic- Get ready.... *Jumps out of hiding place* FWAHAHAHA!
Laura- Hey, there's some idiot dancing waaaaay over there.
Lisa- Hmm... he must be stranded or something.
Alissa- Well, we're headed that way anyways, so we can talk to him when we get there.
Antallic- Hmm... they don't seem to hear me. Drat.
Attack Giraffes- Fwee.

jukester

From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/25/2002 10:18:05 AM | Message Detail

LMAO
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"There's always some one trying to ice skate up hill." - Wesley Snipes as "Blade" - Blade

From: Duel007 | Posted: 8/25/2002 8:08:04 PM | Message Detail

This topic needs more Ganondork showering with 8 year old girls! And more Duel. AND More SaiyanGirl!
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I'm not a n00b! ~ ZGE

From: Alissa | Posted: 8/25/2002 8:25:37 PM | Message Detail

Fwee!
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You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan

From: Ellimist | Posted: 8/25/2002 10:36:09 PM | Message Detail

Hmm. It would be funny if Ellimist did something out of character.
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From: jukester | Posted: 8/25/2002 11:45:42 PM | Message Detail

Wouldn't it.

jukester

From: jukester | Posted: 8/26/2002 10:19:39 AM | Message Detail

{With what Ellimist stated in mind, here goes nothing}

@Boys Dorm Room 2
HoT- Alright, see ya later then. *Leaves*
Mars- Hmm. What to do now, eh?
PG- Don't know...
Ellimist- *Darts eyes*
Mars- We've over-heated the Cube, so.... hmm...
PG- Indeed. That was freaky, wasn't it.
Ellimist- ...Well.... we could... uhh nevermind.
PG- What do you want to do?
Ellimist- ...X-Box? *Pulls out X-Box*
Mars- WHAT!
PG- *Faints*

{More situations with Ellimist like this will be coming since he no longer has any restrictions on character use. Fwee}

@Outside of the ABD
Krosser- *Runs like a bleepin jackrabbit*
Sapphire- COME BACK HERE! *Chases*
Krosser- EEEE! *Runs faster*

@ABD
Bender- Hmmm... I wonder where Sapphy rushed off to.
Polas- Meh. This is Benoit with a rematch against RVD, I'm definitely not leaving.
McGray- Well I'm going out to see where he went, anyone else coming?
Bender- I am.
PDL- Sure.
OV- Nah.
Mac- I'll go.
Coolguy- I will, too.
McGray- See you three later then.
*They leave*
Quid- Yeah bye.

@McGray's Car
McGray- Alright, get in. *get's in driver's seat*
Bender- *Gets in passenger side*
McGray- ....The rest of ya gettin in?
Mac- I'm definitely not sitting in the "Poo" seat.
PDL- Neither am I
Coolguy- Nope, I didn't do the "poo" so I'm not sitting there.
PDL- Yeah, Mac, you did the "poo" so you're sitting there.
Mac- No way, I didn't want to do it there. As I remember, BENDER made me do it there with his prodding stick.
Bender- Don't bring Bender into this. Bender has a seat.
McGray- *Gets out of car and attempts to push them all into the back in the order Coolguy, Mac and PDL*
Coolguy- *gets out the other side and gets in driver's seat*
PDL- *Resists going in and shoves McGray in there then gets in*

[A minute later]
McGray- So..... why am I in the "poo" seat?
Coolguy- Because it only seemed right.
McGray- Phooey.

jukester

From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/26/2002 10:28:44 AM | Message Detail

LMFAO!!!!
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From: jukester | Posted: 8/26/2002 10:42:04 AM | Message Detail

I have over 100 posts in this topic.

jukester

From: Christophee | Posted: 8/26/2002 10:43:15 AM | Message Detail

Well done.
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From: jukester | Posted: 8/27/2002 2:41:40 PM | Message Detail

@Photoshop
HoT- Hello, I'm here to pick up my photos.
Girl behind counter- Yes, now what's your name.
HoT- Scott.
Girl- ... Yeeeeah... so... here are your photos, cowboy.
HoT- ...Thanks.... *walks away* cowboy?

@Boys Dorm Room 2
Mars- Wake up, PG. C'mon... there... good.
PG- ... me so scared... *sucks on thumb*
Ellimist- *Turns on the X-Box*
PG- EEEEK!
Mars- Just close your eyes and be a big boy. It won't hurt you. Here, cuddle with the GC. There you go.
Ellimist- Halo?
Mars- Ermm... let's wait until HoT gets back.

@Road between ABD and Dorms
Krosser- *Running* Gah....hah... *sees Cribbs and the "Gang"* THEY"RE COMING!
Cribbs- ALRIGHT! Time to end this. We will take back Polas. And maybe Quid.
JJ- Definitely Quid. That jig just arous- err... yeah.
Cribbs- .... Let's move out. Roll call {So I know who is where and what I can do for future episodes}
JJ- Here.
Madman- Here.
Duel- Here.
Ganondork- Here.
Smokey- Here.
GDrac- Here.
LikeWhoa- Present.
ZiH- Here.
Goshawk- Here.
DKS- I'm Donkey Kong Song!
Beefer- Rargh! Beefer SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Cribbs- Ok. Let's move!
*They run armed with paintball guns and whatever I said they had before*
*they hide behind bushes and trees and get ready to ambush McGray's car*
Cribbs- Lock and load.
Smokey- That was so corny.

jukester

From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/27/2002 2:48:39 PM | Message Detail

Ganondork- Here.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! I got another line! YAY!

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And this old world is a new world and a bold world, for meeee! ~ Muse

From: jukester | Posted: 8/27/2002 2:56:56 PM | Message Detail

Don't worry, I'm planning a situation revolving around you.

jukester

From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/27/2002 3:01:24 PM | Message Detail

YAY!

i r happers now!
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I WUV YOU JJ!
And this old world is a new world and a bold world, for meeee! ~ Muse

From: jukester | Posted: 8/27/2002 5:46:33 PM | Message Detail

Speaking of Ganondork....

HurrahforEngland: extract:oO RockSteady 0o: I WANT TO MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU ON THE BEACH
jukeyster29: she made you [randy]
HurrahforEngland: i'm not sure
jukeyster29: haha
jukeyster29: pink font
HurrahforEngland: damn
jukeyster29: fink pont
HurrahforEngland: ****!
HurrahforEngland: go away!
jukeyster29: tink mont
jukeyster29: kinky pot
HurrahforEngland: meh, i'll pretend i'm a girl, no one will mind
jukeyster29: sure
HurrahforEngland: yup
jukeyster29: ok
HurrahforEngland: *takes far too long over doing hair*
jukeyster29: you would
HurrahforEngland: *makeup*
HurrahforEngland: *[touchs] self*
jukeyster29: weird
HurrahforEngland: isn't it?
HurrahforEngland: *poses on webcam*
jukeyster29: yeah
HurrahforEngland: *plays with [nipples]*
HurrahforEngland: damn, now if i hadn't deleted all my porn, i'd have some very good pics to send you, of a girl on a webcam
jukeyster29: lol
HurrahforEngland: like cribbsey wibbsey saw, but better
jukeyster29: i see
HurrahforEngland: exactly

How fun. Just to let you know if you haven't figured it out already, he has gotten a pink font from copying what NQ said, therefore making him a girl.

jukester

From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/27/2002 5:57:19 PM | Message Detail

I'm currently still a girl if anyone's interested...
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I WUV YOU JJ!
And this old world is a new world and a bold world, for meeee! ~ Muse

From: jukester | Posted: 8/30/2002 12:45:54 AM | Message Detail

@Boys Dorm Room 2
HoT- Back. For some reason the lady behind the counter called me "cowboy" and ...Dear lord. What in the hell happened?
PG- *Sucks on thumb holding the GC*
Mars- We had an incident.
Ellimist- *farts* *darts eyes* *takes a comical step away from the fart zone*
HoT- ... Yeah... so here are the pictures. *Opens up envelope that pictures come in* ...*double take*
Mars- Hmm... what is it?
HoT- ... Cowboy.... British cowboy.

@Gamius Guyius's Island
Antallic- Argh. Hmm.... it'll take at least 40 seconds for them to get here. I don't have that kind of time. Go attack, Attack Giraffes
Attack Giraffes- *Giraffe noise* *They run out and start sniffing each other*
Antallic- ARGH!!!
Alissa- Oh dear. Those giraffes are .... horny.
Lisa- Yes.... and in a bad way.
Attack Giraffes- Rrr arr meerrrr currr [Things with large chests] *Gallop towards the Angels*
Alissa- Eep.
Rock- *Runs away* Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Angels- Hmm... *run away too*
Antallic- Perfect. *presses button on a pad he pulled out of no where*
*A large dome covers the perimeter trapping the Angels and Rock*
Angels and Rock- AHHHHH!
Attack Giraffes- *Leap at them*
*All but Rock are taken down*
Laura- NOO!!! Not sex with a giraffe!
Lisa- Oh hush, it's just like that time you and JJ played doctor.
Rock- Hmmm... I haven't been attacked. *pulls out hamster and uses it to sedate the giraffes*

@Krosser
Krosser- ..... phew... they've stopped chasing. Thirsty.... *walks into a restaurant*
Krosser- Hi...
Wacky- Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
Krosser- ...
Wacky- ...
Krosser- ... Large drink.
Wacky- Here you go, sir. *pulls out large drink thingie*
Krosser- Do you not recognize me, Wacky?
Wacky- Errm... do I know you?
Krosser- I'm Krosser.
Wacky- Kros...ser? Nope.
Krosser- Errrr..... *Pulls out the Golden Poon mag* This might refresh your memory....
Wacky- .... *drools* .... *epiphany* Shut up, ******. Why the hell am I here?
Moo Cow- Where are you going, Wacky?
Wacky- Shut up, whoever the hell you are.
Moo Cow- Uhh... b-
Krosser- *Shakes head at Moo Cow in a warningly way*
Moo Cow- ... quah.

jukester

From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/30/2002 11:04:19 AM | Message Detail

HoT- ... Cowboy.... British cowboy
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I WUV YOU JJ!
And this old world is a new world and a bold world, for meeee! ~ Muse

From: jukester | Posted: 8/30/2002 12:31:55 PM | Message Detail

......Yes...

jukester

From: jukester | Posted: 8/31/2002 12:29:48 AM | Message Detail

@Pre-Dorm/ABD battle
Coolguy- Oh well. I don't wanna drive any further.
Bender- Meh, let's go back.
Cribbs (To other dormers)- Ready.... attack...
*They stand up and fire upon McGray's car*
Coolguy- Eh...?
Mac- What the hell? They're.... shooting at us..... why?
McGray- I don't know, but they're ruining my car!
Cribbs- Smokey, go on in.
Smokey- Alright. *Runs past the car and into the house*
JJ- *Tosses a balloon filled with paint into the sun roof* SCHWING!

@ABD
Polas- No no no... yes yes YES! Argh... no no... REVERSAL! Damn straight.
Quid- *Quid-i-jig-bul* He's got the match won,
OV- *Licks an ice cube*
Smokey- *Sneaks in and crouchs behind the couch they are sitting at*
Polas- *Gets up and heads to the kitchen*
Smokey- *silently follows Polas*
Polas- *Opens refrigerator door*
Smokey- *Hides behind the door*
Polas- *Shuts door* AH!
Smokey- Shh... come back to the dorms with us.
Polas- Wrestling's on now, so..... too bad. *walks back to the TV*
Smokey- *sigh* *Points gun at TV and fires*
Polas- ....... You bastard.
Smokey- There's a TV back at the dorms. Go?
Polas- Let's go, Quiddy.
Quid- Alrighty,

@Wherever RA and ZGE are
RA- So... let's go to the other side.
ZGE- Of the fence?
RA- ....Yeah sure.
*They go to the boys dorm*
ZGE- What the heck? This is the same as the other side! Nooo! This is the work of the Devil!
RA- ...
ZGE- ...
RA- There's our room. *Opens door*
ZGE- Oh ok. *Follows*
Tatl- SPR! Ready?
SPR- no, don't stop, jukester.... keep going... more mo- huh? Yes. ...
Tatl- Good.
RA- Hey. A couch. It looks like a couch.
ZGE- Isn't that a jack-o-lantern?
Tatl- *nods to SPR*
SPR- *sneaks up behind ZGE*
RA- What the hell are you talking about? *turns on the TV and stares at it*
ZGE- Hey! A phonotico phono.
RA- Shut up.
SPR- *Stabs out ZGE's {Due to the gruesomeness I'd have to make this scene in order for it to be logical, I should probably edit it as to not offend ZGE. Ahh what the hell, I'll put it up anyways} heart* *Proceeds to impale his head with the heart still on the spear* *self high five*
Tatl- *nod and smile* *Sneaks up behind RA*
RA- That silly Brock. He'll never beat that Blastoise. Everyone knows Rock is weakened by water.
Tatl- *Saws RA in half with her saw*

{Note from writer: The preceeding may be too gruesome for some sensitive readers, but by the time you read this, you'd have already read the icky parts. Sucks to be you.}

jukester

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/31/2002 12:32:30 AM | Message Detail

Too much everyone else, and not enough Warlock.
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I love the Dutch.

From: jukester | Posted: 8/31/2002 12:37:29 AM | Message Detail

Pff.

jukester

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