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| From: Ravaged Soul | Posted: 4/9/2002 12:23:09 PM | Message Detail
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Y did i name Link Navi on oot?
R u coo?
R i coo?
R they coo?
W00t f00!
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/9/2002 1:05:13 PM | Message Detail
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Ravaged Soul.......
Your face across my mothers knee!!!!!!
Should I kick Ravaged Soul in the crotch?
Should my Mother put his face across her knee?
Where on Earth do manimals come from?
My afro's getting out of hand!What should I do?
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| From: Ganondork | Posted: 4/9/2002 1:33:33 PM | Message Detail
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What games should I get for my new SNES?
Why did everyone (except ScumBag) think I was sick because I said my English teacher wore a thong and no bra?
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| From: Ravaged Soul | Posted: 4/9/2002 4:22:00 PM | Message Detail
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*pointz 2 siggiy*
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/9/2002 8:22:23 PM | Message Detail
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scientist pg:
Which Ninja Turtle is your favorite? (You can't count Slash...)
Bender and I discussed this recently, and it has to be Raphael. He makes up for his crappy sais by using biting sarcasm as his weapon.
When you first played Mega Man 2, did you call Dr. Wily "Dr. Willy?" (someone here did...)
No, but I also know some people who did. They're probably in prison now.
Speaking of bowling, did you play Milo's Astro Lanes for N64? (heh...)
No.
If you did, any comments?
Yes. Legalize pot. If Mayor Bloomberg can do it, so can I.
:double peace sign:
Ravaged Soul:
Since you're being purposefully annoying, you only get the following piece of advice: revenge is only sweet if you know what you're doing.
ScumBag:
Should I kick Ravaged Soul in the crotch?
Be my guest.
Should my Mother put his face across her knee?
See my vest ... I mean sure, go for it.
Where on Earth do manimals come from?
Not quite man, not quite animals, but maa-a-a-an .... yeah.
My afro's getting out of hand!What should I do?
Starch it up so you look like Kid from Kid 'N Play.
What games should I get for my new SNES? -ganondork
Actraiser, and that pinball one from my site. Also, The Addams Family.
Why did everyone (except ScumBag) think I was sick because I said my English teacher wore a thong and no bra? -ganondork
Is she hot? There's the difference.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
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| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 4/9/2002 8:31:21 PM | Message Detail
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Dear Polas, did you ever clear those monkeys out of your house?
If so, how?
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| From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 4/9/2002 9:32:02 PM | Message Detail
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besides you, is there anything cooler than a xenomorph from the Alien series?
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/9/2002 9:35:07 PM | Message Detail
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Is there anything cooler than the Xenomorph Queen?
Is there anything more important than the toilet?
Where did all the time go?
God I'm sexy!
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/9/2002 11:00:32 PM | Message Detail
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Will cellular phones ever become unpopular?
Is eating nachos before intercourse a good form of contraception?
Do you get paid for being funny? If not, what is this world coming to?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/9/2002 11:14:18 PM | Message Detail
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Dear Polas, did you ever clear those monkeys out of your house? If so, how? -Juggling Joker
I'm guessing that this is somehow supposed to lead into a spanking reference, so rather than take the obvious route, I'll just let you know that discretly shoving a banana up the mailman's ass works a hell of a lot better. ...Hm, that's worse, now that I think about it. Ah, shuttleco-, well, that's what I'd say in real life.
besides you, is there anything cooler than a xenomorph from the Alien series? -Angelic Panther
All I got out of that was "me" and "cool", so yeah, I'll run with that.
ScumBag:
Is there anything cooler than the Xenomorph Queen?
The Lizard Queen.
Is there anything more important than the toilet?
The toilet handle.
Where did all the time go?
It kind of looks like a pool filter.
Alissa:
Will cellular phones ever become unpopular?
If there's a God.
Is eating nachos before intercourse a good form of contraception?
I'd think eating them during intercourse would work a little better, but some people....
Do you get paid for being funny? If not, what is this world coming to?
There are many, many things I should be getting paid for. I'll leave it at that.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/9/2002 11:20:47 PM | Message Detail
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-do clowns squeak when they're gettin it on?
-have you ever done "the mario"?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/10/2002 1:45:56 PM | Message Detail
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-do clowns squeak when they're gettin it on? -idiotbx3
Not only that, but there are inhumane things that can be done with a rubber nose and squirting flower.
-have you ever done "the mario"? -idiotbx3
If you've never done the Mario, I don't want to know you. Plain and simple.
....it's a dance, you sick ****s.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: jukester | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:50:42 PM | Message Detail
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can i do the mario?
jukester,
wants to do the mario |
| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:58:33 PM | Message Detail
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How do you fix what has been broken?
Are all men really equal?
Why do I have "question block"?
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: Ravaged Soul | Posted: 4/10/2002 4:47:46 PM | Message Detail
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Why is acting like an idiot not all it's cracked up to be?
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La venganza es dulce... |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:00:04 PM | Message Detail
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WHere is the MoS review?
Can I have it?
Why haven't you started the MoS review yet?
WHy are you refusing to review it?
How much do I have to pay you for you to write the review?
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| From: Mars | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:10:40 PM | Message Detail
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Why do you bother to answer some of the extremely dumb questions?
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| From: Syrax | Posted: 4/10/2002 9:20:06 PM | Message Detail
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What don't I hate?
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Mars should Archive this. Chikushou Ittou!
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/10/2002 10:00:48 PM | Message Detail
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ScumBag:
How do you fix what has been broken?
Lie.
Are all men really equal?
:Looks down pants:
You tell me.
Why do I have "question block"?
Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys.
Why is acting like an idiot not all it's cracked up to be? -Ravaged Soul
Perhaps you're not acting.
RockMFR 5:
WHere is the MoS review?
In my brain, squashed between the answers to my last midterm and the memory of the time I harassed a News 12 camera at the mall.
Can I have it?
Come and get it, big boy.
Why haven't you started the MoS review yet?
'Cause I don't ******* feel like it.
WHy are you refusing to review it?
I have many, many others I'd rather do.
How much do I have to pay you for you to write the review?
The standard fifty will be fine.
Why do you bother to answer some of the extremely dumb questions? -Mars
If I ignored every dumb question in my topic, I wouldn't have much of a topic, now would I?
What don't I hate? -Syrax
Your rubber duckie.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/10/2002 10:05:04 PM | Message Detail
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And now, the most important answer of all:
can i do the mario? -jukester
We ALL will Do The Mario:
Swing, your, arms, from side to side. Come on, it's time to go; Do the Mario! Take, one, step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/7907/smbss_dothemario.mid
I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/10/2002 11:03:28 PM | Message Detail
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hah, man, i love watchin that over and over again on the dvd.
-do the rumors about the first three zeldas bein on one compilation disc fer gamecube even have some truth in it?
-did they even have buffalos back in the stoneage?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/11/2002 12:54:24 AM | Message Detail
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do the rumors about the first three zeldas bein on one compilation disc fer gamecube even have some truth in it? -idiotbx3
Yes, and I'll be opening for Skynard this summer.
-did they even have buffalos back in the stoneage? -idiotbx3
Could be, but I know for a fact that Buffalo Springfield was there. They didn't want to be in the movie, though.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/11/2002 1:23:18 AM | Message Detail
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Why do all the local Vampires live at a shut down amusement park(Rocky point)?
It's finally getting warmer.Does this mean the return of the homeless is at hand?
Would the world be a better place if German's where riding on dinosaurs in WWII?
What would you do if you were savagely attacked by Cow?
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| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/11/2002 2:06:22 PM | Message Detail
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have you ever had aspirations to be a weatherman?
what would a hybrid mouse-guitar look like?
should i turn to a life of crime by doing such things as ripping those little tags off the furniture?
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http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=1777 The EWDUB! |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 4/11/2002 9:30:17 PM | Message Detail
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I feel really guilty right now, Polas. I can't believe what I just did.
Actually, I am rather pleased with myself. I may be called a n00b bt that board, but I don't care...
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"Booker T: Hair done by Whoopi; Shane McMahon: Still a *****!" ~ The Rock |
| From: Shadow Flare | Posted: 4/11/2002 10:02:39 PM | Message Detail
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Here's a few questions...
Since when has Albert been a Stone Cold fan (the trunks, etc)?
How disgusting/scary is it to you that Albert doesn't wear a shirt anymore?
Has anyone from the WWF ever made a special appearance on the Simpsons?
Have you been watching Tough Enough 2, therefore seeing Hardcore Holly keep the kids in line (heh)? |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:14:46 AM | Message Detail
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-why is school so damn long?
-why the hell do we have to know about mols anyway?
-when does resident evil come out?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/12/2002 5:00:55 PM | Message Detail
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ScumBag:
Why do all the local Vampires live at a shut down amusement park(Rocky point)?
There are some at Adventureland in Farmingdale, they blend in by working there, and wearing lots of sunscreen.
It's finally getting warmer.Does this mean the return of the homeless is at hand?
There is no "return" where I'm from, talkative, friendly bums allllll year round.
Would the world be a better place if German's where riding on dinosaurs in WWII?
I refuse to answer such an obvious "yes" question. And I'm aware I just did answer it, smartass, so don't bother pointing that out.
What would you do if you were savagely attacked by Cow?
Return fire with "Truck".
BJORN THE IMPALER:
have you ever had aspirations to be a weatherman?
Lord no. If you know who Mr. G is, you'll know why.
what would a hybrid mouse-guitar look like?
Probably like a fender with a mouse tied around the neck.
should i turn to a life of crime by doing such things as ripping those little tags off the furniture?
By the time I answer this, the cops are probably already banging down your door for that mattress comment.
Shadow Flare:
Since when has Albert been a Stone Cold fan (the trunks, etc)?
He's actually a Terry Gordy fan. But to explain, he accidentally ate his pants before the tapings when Funaki snuck them into his hero sandwich.
How disgusting/scary is it to you that Albert doesn't wear a shirt anymore?
Albert should use his "push" money to buy a gut buster and a razor.
Has anyone from the WWF ever made a special appearance on the Simpsons?
"Eww ... this house has got old man stink!" ...between that and the spirit special, way to advance the career, Bret.
Have you been watching Tough Enough 2, therefore seeing Hardcore Holly keep the kids in line (heh)?
TE2 sucks so much that I can't watch it, I only smile satisfactorily when Holly chokes out a kid on the commercials during Smackdown and yells at them.
idiotbx3
-why is school so damn long?
Enjoy college!
-why the hell do we have to know about mols anyway?
The same reason you have to know about quadratic fractions and the 100 years war: jub.
-when does resident evil come out?
I'm guessing the VHS tape and GCN game will be a tight race ... April 30, as far as I know.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: AdmiralViscen IV | Posted: 4/12/2002 7:40:43 PM | Message Detail
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BUMP
Wasn't it Rocko's Modern Life where the left socks were kidnapped? Or maybe it was Ren & Stimpy when Ren woke up in the ****ed-up dimension on a big pile of stinky gym socks...
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Blaming guns for Columbine is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat.
Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. |
| From: DarkShadow159 | Posted: 4/12/2002 8:45:03 PM | Message Detail
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Ok, great master of knowledge. Here are my questions.
1: How did you know when the clock struck 12?
2: If I was thinking of a number, what would it be?
3: What is 98765 x 43210?
4: I just heard something go moo, what was it?
5: Does it really matter what you think?
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Shadow: The ultimate creation of life.
Sonic: Fake hedgehog who lives in the shadow of Shadow |
| From: WolfKnight | Posted: 4/12/2002 8:57:15 PM | Message Detail
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ey ey! Ya wallawonga?
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Know God, know peace |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:08:20 PM | Message Detail
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Wow, ScumBag was right, these few questions are pretty damned stupid, even for me. Kudos to AV however, for bumping the topic, until someone makes me feel like answering something. Till then, I think I'll take a pass; I'm Polas, I can do that.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: Juggling Joker | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:13:58 PM | Message Detail
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Is it humanly possible to raise an entire colony of ants in your naval cavity?
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:20:15 PM | Message Detail
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It seems people have used up all their questioning powers.
Anyway.....
Why are the homeless in my area so damn creepy and touchy feely?
How can I get my beard to be that radio active Green that yours is?
Should I switch the pills in the community aspirin bottle to painted screws?
When will I get my wrestling interest back?
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.If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you. |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:22:29 PM | Message Detail
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Is it humanly possible to raise an entire colony of ants in your naval cavity? -Juggling Joker
Several years ago at Polas Labs Inc., a really fat guy we were trying a new brand of shampoo/dye for back hair on sat on an experimental ant farm. 7 days later, those suckers were still crawling out of there. Thank the wonders of science for your answer today.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:33:26 PM | Message Detail
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ScumBag:
Why are the homeless in my area so damn creepy and touchy feely?
They just wanna be friends, or pick some change out of your pocket, or knife your cocky middle-class ass in the thigh, or get in some cheap feels on your supple young .... yeah. Gotta love bums.
How can I get my beard to be that radio active Green that yours is?
Grow it long, get it stuck in a Sega Genesis for three days while plaing Toejam & Earl non-stop.
Should I switch the pills in the community aspirin bottle to painted screws?
Start with Smarties, work your way up.
When will I get my wrestling interest back?
The next time Hardcore Holly brings back his award-winning catchphrase, "nut up or shut up!"
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/12/2002 11:58:08 PM | Message Detail
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Why have I still not recieved the payment for the expenses of our wedding that we never finished?
When are you going to come and pick up your son? It's been your turn to have him for 2 months now!
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/13/2002 12:37:14 AM | Message Detail
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Why have I still not recieved the payment for the expenses of our wedding that we never finished? -Bender1616
What can I say? I'm a heartbreaker, I love 'em and leave 'em.
:wiggles pelvis:
One for the road, baby.
When are you going to come and pick up your son? It's been your turn to have him for 2 months now! -Bender1616
Another one? He'd better not start posting at this board.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/14/2002 11:33:42 PM | Message Detail
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Well, I don't like bumping topics...so let's call this a swift kick in the ass to get it back to the top.
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/14/2002 11:41:26 PM | Message Detail
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Why are all the GUYS at the ZSB trying to get with you?
Why am I so damned attractive?
If you could have only one finger for the rest of your life,Which one would it be?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 12:09:07 AM | Message Detail
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ScumBag:
Why are all the GUYS at the ZSB trying to get with you?
In the words of Chris Chetti, I've got a face that can turn a straight man ***.
Why am I so damned attractive?
Way to kick up the originality factor. Isn't this very same question somewhere in this topic, only with handsome rather than attractive?
If you could have only one finger for the rest of your life,Which one would it be?
You're looking at it.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: DarkShadow159 | Posted: 4/15/2002 12:47:05 AM | Message Detail
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1:My dog likes to eat gummy bears. Is that normal?
2:i have to use the bathroom but I don't want to get up. What should I do?
3:How many seconds have you lived?
4:Should I fry it or grill it?
5:Why did you steal my favorite pillow?
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Shadow: The ultimate creation of life.
Sonic: Fake hedgehog who lives in the shadow of Shadow |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 1:18:35 AM | Message Detail
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DarkShadow159:
1:My dog likes to eat gummy bears. Is that normal?
I also enjoy a gummi bear every now and then, as do most people, creatures, and garbage disposals, so I don't see anything abnormal about it.
2:i have to use the bathroom but I don't want to get up. What should I do?
Probably a little too late now, eh?
3:How many seconds have you lived?
Too many.
4:Should I fry it or grill it?
Yep.
5:Why did you steal my favorite pillow?
I'm done with it. You can pick it up at the cleaners.
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: DarkShadow159 | Posted: 4/15/2002 1:22:50 AM | Message Detail
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I didn't wake up till 7pm tonight. Why?
If your the master of all knowledge, what happend to the grandfather of all knowledge?
I am debating wether or not to make eggs or a grilled cheese sandwhich. Do you want one and which one do you want?
What is doing the Mario?
Can you teach me?
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Shadow: The ultimate creation of life.
Sonic: Fake hedgehog who lives in the shadow of Shadow |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 2:39:23 AM | Message Detail
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DarkShadow159:
I didn't wake up till 7pm tonight. Why?
You're on the right track to successfully emulating the Polas lifestyle. Better stock up on shampoo and Mountain Dew.
If your the master of all knowledge, what happend to the grandfather of all knowledge?
He's alive and well, living on Long Island, sporting multiple tattoos, and still flaunting a full head of hair. Like grandfather, like Polas.
I am debating wether or not to make eggs or a grilled cheese sandwhich. Do you want one and which one do you want?
No, and no.
What is doing the Mario?
Dude ... talk about missing the boat.
Can you teach me?
Fine, if it'll shut you up:
http://www.wwwclan.de/DoTheMario.swf
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I'm Polas .... and you're not.
Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/15/2002 10:59:47 AM | Message Detail
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-was there really a mario bros. 3 cartoon?
-is it wise to pay $30 fer a LoZ board game?
-why did my damn car battery die today of all days?
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| From: jukester | Posted: 4/15/2002 1:40:27 PM | Message Detail
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does chris chetti's gender matter to make that phrase comically correct?
jukester |
| From: Cribbs is Back | Posted: 4/15/2002 1:52:59 PM | Message Detail
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i actually have a tape of the super mario brothers tv show.
apparently my mother bought it a while ago. Bowser eats spaghetti and turns big and then destroys the city and mario eats it and beats up bowser. Then the two real life people came on.. yep.
anyway
How much could it go for on ebay?
How much would you pay for it?
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Juggling Joker 4: I've barely even touched a girl |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 2:19:41 PM | Message Detail
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idiotbx3:
-was there really a mario bros. 3 cartoon?
Yes, and there was also one with Yoshi, I think it may have been a hybrid actually, but whatever it was, it didn't last as long as ol' Lou.
-is it wise to pay $30 fer a LoZ board game?
I had this board game as a youth. The answer is a resounding "no", although I must admit it was pretty true to Zelda.
-why did my damn car battery die today of all days?
That's when it'll always die, today of all days.
does chris chetti's gender matter to make that phrase comically correct? -jukester
I'll let you figure this one out yourself. Or buy some 2000 ECW tapes, as long as the end result is you no longer bothering me.
How much could it go for on ebay? -Cribbs is Back
Anywhere from 2-20 bucks, depending how good you hit it.
How much would you pay for it? -Cribbs is Back
Nothing; idiotbx3 has the DVD, and she'd let me borrow it ... right? RIGHT?
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| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 4/15/2002 2:47:30 PM | Message Detail
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I would say "100!", but CJ is a little unhappy today...
If a piece of paper died, would I have to bury it?
How long is the piece of scotch tape on your nose?
HOw many keys does your keyboard have?
If an elephant took over the world, what would its title be(Emperor, King, etc...)?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if I took a sledgehammer and smashed a hole into its skull?
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