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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:11:49 PM | Message Detail
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RockMFR 5 :
If a piece of paper died, would I have to bury it?
Nah, you just have to flush it.
How long is the piece of scotch tape on your nose?
:stretch:
HOw many keys does your keyboard have?
:yaaawwwn: Ok, good to go.
If an elephant took over the world, what would its title be(Emperor, King, etc...)?
General Tuskcrotcher.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if I took a sledgehammer and smashed a hole into its skull?
I'm pretty tired of any and all variations of this question, so **** it.
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| From: ScumBag | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:16:48 PM | Message Detail
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So what if I ask a lot of good questions about me being handsome?
Have you ever had the pleasure of getting a swirly?
Why can't I get a decent sandwich at Subway?
If I was a hobo.What kind would I be?
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| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:19:08 PM | Message Detail
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hey, wheres the cream fillin?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:23:36 PM | Message Detail
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ScumBag:
So what if I ask a lot of good questions about me being handsome?
If they were good, I wouldn't have mentioned it.
Have you ever had the pleasure of getting a swirly?
No, but it sounds like it'd be a rush; remind me the next time I OD on Smarties to stick my head in the bowl and give 'er a flush.
Why can't I get a decent sandwich at Subway?
Because you're not at Blimpie's. Subway is for napkins and lottery tickets.
If I was a hobo.What kind would I be?
I'm almost positive you'd have one of those cruddy top hats with lots of colorful patches in them, and probably a half-empty can of pork 'n beans.
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:25:10 PM | Message Detail
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hey, wheres the cream fillin? -idiotbx3
I think we both know you don't want the answer to this one, so grab yourself a Hostess cupcake and let's forget this ever happened.
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| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/16/2002 12:17:45 PM | Message Detail
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eh, i dont like hostess anyway.
so whats up with that scooby doo movie anyway?
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| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 4/16/2002 5:01:35 PM | Message Detail
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OK. The 1st and 4th questions that I asked you had acceptable answers, but you really got lazy with the rest of them. Why?
Are you finished with the Magic of Scheherazade review yet?
Do you think I should just write the review myself?
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| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/16/2002 7:39:03 PM | Message Detail
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if a train leaves pottyland at 410 MPH at 4:00 and a train leaves the ZSB at 702 MPH at 6:09 what happens?
should i become a professional coat-holder?
where have all the cowboys gone?
every time you see a mirror, do you run away screaming because you don't believe it's humanly possible to be so sexy?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/16/2002 9:19:35 PM | Message Detail
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so whats up with that scooby doo movie anyway? -idiotbx3
Aieegh! 'Tis a demon dog!
RockMFR 5:
OK. The 1st and 4th questions that I asked you had acceptable answers, but you really got lazy with the rest of them. Why?
Take a wild guess.
Are you finished with the Magic of Scheherazade review yet?
It's pretty much as done as it's gonna get, if that helps.
Do you think I should just write the review myself?
Quickest way to get there.
BJORN THE IMPALER:
if a train leaves pottyland at 410 MPH at 4:00 and a train leaves the ZSB at 702 MPH at 6:09 what happens?
Topics like this.
should i become a professional coat-holder?
Better than a professional javelin catcher.
where have all the cowboys gone?
Don't worry, I think 2-3 are up for parole this year.
every time you see a mirror, do you run away screaming because you don't believe it's humanly possible to be so sexy?
Silly man. I BASK in it.
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| From: Sapphire | Posted: 4/16/2002 9:28:28 PM | Message Detail
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Wouldn't a rose still smell as sweet, regardless of being a stink blossom?
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| From: CTrunks | Posted: 4/17/2002 8:09:47 AM | Message Detail
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Why did Noah cross the road?
Was there a shortage on chickens in 2000B.C because of KFC?
Why are people tortured with homework?
Should I become just like you?
Is there REALLY gonna be a Fat Albert movie?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/17/2002 1:29:13 PM | Message Detail
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Wouldn't a rose still smell as sweet, regardless of being a stink blossom? -Sapphire
We'll put that on the petition, along with changing "crabgrass" to "elf grass", and "cats" to "stinky poop beasts".
CTrunks:
Why did Noah cross the road?
To float to the other side. Whooooo.
Was there a shortage on chickens in 2000B.C because of KFC?
Damn that Colonel Sanders, he's where he belongs now ... wait a minute, I'm thinking of Dave Thomas, the jolly hamburger man ... CURSE YOU COLONEL SANDERS.
Why are people tortured with homework?
I'm not.
:does the Polas jig:
:knows this will bite him in the ass when he has two research papers to do in a couple of weeks:
Should I become just like you?
Ahahahahaha ....oh, you were SERIOUS. Sorry.
Is there REALLY gonna be a Fat Albert movie?
They'd better not have a computer-generated Donald.
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| From: willis5225 | Posted: 4/17/2002 1:36:12 PM | Message Detail
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How're ya handlin' the heat?
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| From: willis5225 | Posted: 4/17/2002 1:48:30 PM | Message Detail
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And while we're at it, isn't my quote just the cutest thing you've ever read? The one about mortal combat, not this piece of **** (that's spelled with a 'y') I'm calling a sig.
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| From: Sea Bass | Posted: 4/17/2002 2:05:51 PM | Message Detail
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No offence Polas, but the questions in this topic really suck.
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| From: willis5225 | Posted: 4/17/2002 2:22:54 PM | Message Detail
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You never saw my blatant ripoff on PMS. Every other question was "Why?" or something stupid like that.
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| From: jukester | Posted: 4/17/2002 2:45:25 PM | Message Detail
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what do u get when u cross Oprah with JJ?
jukester |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/17/2002 4:01:57 PM | Message Detail
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How're ya handlin' the heat? -willis5225
With 3 air conditioners at once.
And while we're at it, isn't my quote just the cutest thing you've ever read? The one about mortal combat, not this piece of **** (that's spelled with a 'y') I'm calling a sig. -willis5225
1) Raiden and Shang Tsung have the all-encompassing power of "inexplicably bring this guy back from the dead".
2) A wizard did it.
what do u get when u cross Oprah with JJ? -jukester
Juggling Joprah, the multi-millionare talk show host spanking machine.
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| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/18/2002 11:40:48 AM | Message Detail
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was space invaders really the first rpg?
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| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 4/19/2002 12:13:55 PM | Message Detail
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bump
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| From: Sea Bass | Posted: 4/19/2002 2:28:14 PM | Message Detail
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Polas, when the chick in the said story is beat and srtipped of the one thing that matters most to her, and the story never revels it and the system messes up again how old will Bill be?
Why am I contributeing to the stupid question tole?
What is Polas' major in collage?
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| From: Polas | Posted: 4/19/2002 3:10:49 PM | Message Detail
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was space invaders really the first rpg? -idiotbx3
Adventure would probably be the first RPG, or at least the forefather of the genre. Space Invaders was actually the first game to use bump mapping, which is clearly noticeable on the straight line bullets, if you look really hard.
Sea Bass:
Polas, when the chick in the said story is beat and srtipped of the one thing that matters most to her, and the story never revels it and the system messes up again how old will Bill be?
I say it many times, and I'll say it again: form the sentences in your head before you put them here.
Why am I contributeing to the stupid question tole?
The first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.
What is Polas' major in collage?
Political Science has nothing to do with making collages. Lousy art majors.
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| From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 4/19/2002 4:14:33 PM | Message Detail
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i enjoy making prank phone calls to a dead man named harry ball(or at least his wife who is alive). do i have a serious problem or just a good sense of humor?
where is candyland and how do i get there?
is there really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or just a bowl of lucky charms?
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