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| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:13:13 AM | Message Detail |
| Who would win in a confrontation? Personally, I'd say pirates. Pirates are too badass to be defeated by ninjas, or anyone for that matter. As Bender pointed out to me. Pirates can ride on sharks. A shark riding pirate could whoop a ninja any day. Arrrrr! --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: DestructiveCriticism | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:15:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates rock. --- Today's deep thought: #93: What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:15:48 AM | Message Detail |
| PLUS pirates can shoot lasers out of their eye. You think they have that badass looking eye patch just to look badass? HELL NO! That hides their super cool LASER EYE. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Duel007 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:16:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates. And Lumberjacks. From Maddox's site: Lumberjacks chop down trees, eat beef jerky, and kick ass. Pirates are all "Argh! Go **** yourself!" Pirates are better. --- And most of the people here are masters of manipulating the ToS to their wishes. ~ Wacky commenting on the ZSB. |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:17:33 AM | Message Detail |
| I wonder what would happen in a pirate/ninja/lumberjack brawl. Well, pirates would win. But, it would be interesting to watch. --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:18:02 AM | Message Detail |
| You get a ninja onto a pirate ship, and his legs will be wobbly and crap! No amount of flipping out or guitar wailing will help some stupid ninja landlubber. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:22:12 AM | Message Detail |
| Bender1616: I still like Pirates more than Ninjas though I Am Polas: That's a tough one I Am Polas: Unfortunately, whenever I'm faced with a decision such as this one, I of course turn to Megaman. And in the Megaman series, Pirate Man just sucks. I'm truly sorry Bender1616: Polas. I...please just...leave. I'm sorry, man. But I can't talk to a ninja lover I Am Polas: Dude, look at Shadowman, then Pirateman. It's not pretty Bender1616: Dr. Wily just liked Ninjas more, dude. That's why he made Shadowman better I Am Polas: I don't think Dr. Wily built either of them, to be honest. One just existed (Shadowman), and one was built by a clearly homosexual robot that liked chess (Pirateman) ... uhoh, Pirateman just can't catch a break I Am Polas: Although, Dr. Wily did build the homo chess-loving robot Bender1616: Exactly Bender1616: He probably programmed him to build crappy pirate robots just to make pirates look bad. Dr. Wily is THAT evil I Am Polas: Yeah, King's robots were all pretty fruity. Magicman? Wow. The world needed a top hat, bowtie-wearing robot Bender1616: haha --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: McGray | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:22:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Ninja. You can't hit what you can't see. Period. --- "I may be ignorant, but not stupid." ~AV's Impersonator Thus Sayeth McGray. |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:25:00 AM | Message Detail |
| Good luck being all stealthy and stuff on a pirate ship, ninja boy! The ninja would just like, trip and stuff and be all stupid. Then the pirates would be all like, "What a stupid landlubber, trying to be all stealthy but he's really just stupid. Haha, what a stupid moron." And then the ninja would start crying and run away, but he wouldn't make it because the pirates would shoot his head off with a cannon. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Duel007 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:26:24 AM | Message Detail |
| You can't hit a pirate riding on a shark. Period. --- And most of the people here are masters of manipulating the ToS to their wishes. ~ Wacky commenting on the ZSB. |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:26:53 AM | Message Detail |
| A pirate could defeat a ninja with their coolness alone. --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:27:00 AM | Message Detail |
| SoA pirates would own ninjas. Otherwise ninjas win. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
| From: Mars | Posted: 4/27/2003 6:04:26 PM | Message Detail |
| Ninjas can beat up pirates. Pirates know nothing about stealth. Haven't you people heard of a game called Tenchu? Name one pirate that could survive in there. In the interest of total fairness, Lorelai Gilmore could beat up both pirates AND ninjas. --- Lorelai Gilmore can beat up any DBZ character. www.geocities.com/platypuscomix |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:29:07 AM | Message Detail |
| Who the hell is Deity? Some ninja loving guy? How stupid. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:29:09 AM | Message Detail |
| Now sharks are involved, so we must turn to the Megaman Battle Network series. Shadowman and Sharkman is a pretty even matchup, but Shadowman has more HP, and is tougher to find, plus isn't weakened by any element, so he wins. Pirateman is too sucky to be included in the Battle Network series. I'm trying to think of any game where pirates > ninjas, but I just can't. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:30:32 AM | Message Detail |
| Polas, I thought we already established that Pirateman doesn't count because he was built by that fruit who was programmed to build crappy pirate robots just because Dr. Wily was a stupid ninja lover who wanted to make pirates look bad? --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:32:22 AM | Message Detail |
| Ninja Gaiden Shinobi way cooler than Uh...whatever pirate games there are out there. For some reason I am thinking of Hook, which I believe was released on the NES. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:32:50 AM | Message Detail |
| All I have to say is: ARRRR! --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:34:39 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates! > Shinobi + Ninja Gaiden |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:34:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Yes, but in the Battle Network series, there are no robots, only programs. And no one in the whole universe programmed a Pirateman. Even Woodman made the cut. Woodman. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: yes man junior | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:34:57 AM | Message Detail |
| Face Dancers of course. --- Yes Man Jr the Green,Member of the Council of Tolkien,The Mouth of Tolkien, wielder of Dramborleg, Dalin's Bane |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:35:21 AM | Message Detail |
| That's only because Ninjas are overhyped in modern day society. Do ninjas have ships with statues of topless babes on the front of them? Do ninjas have scantily clad babes sailing the seas with them? Do ninjas battle HUGE sea monsters without breaking a sweat? Do ninjas make love to mermaids? I could go on and never come upon a totally BADASS thing that pirates do that ninjas also do. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:36:50 AM | Message Detail |
| You forgot the giant topless mermaids on the front of their ships. --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:36:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Ninja Gaiden had a Fire Wheel. :nods: --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:38:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Oh, wait. No you didn't. See? I need to start actually reading posts instead of skimming them. --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:38:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates! let you search for buried treasure, which undoubtably contained a few Fire wheels, |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:38:47 AM | Message Detail |
| We all know Alissa likes them topless mermaids, |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:38:49 AM | Message Detail |
| Two words: Personal hygeine. Three more: All pirates smell. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:39:44 AM | Message Detail |
| And ninjas don't smell? Each one wears the same pair of black pajamas repeatedly, |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:40:22 AM | Message Detail |
| And yet they STILL get the babes and topless mermaids. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:40:26 AM | Message Detail |
| But, it's a masculine, kickass type smell. And, who doesn't like topless mermaids?? --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:42:34 AM | Message Detail |
| There's no honor in debauchery. Those chicks are only there due to pirate kidnappings. Ninjas go the honorable route by slaying some sort of ancient demon lord, then they get the hentai chicks at the end. And you know the things they do. I'd like to see a mermaid get it on with a tentacle. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:46:18 AM | Message Detail |
| You're thinking of Samuries, Polas. They're the ones who kill the demons. Ninja's are afraid of the women. That's the reason for all that sneaking around and hiding. Also, they're impotent. That's why they're afraid of the women, |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:46:47 AM | Message Detail |
| Yes. I think hentai tentacle monsters speak for themselves. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:48:37 AM | Message Detail |
| Ryu clearly makes out with Irene after the Ninja Gaiden games. Also, what's the deal with those fruity Captain Hook hats with the giant feathers? And you'd think they'd stop getting arms and legs chopped off after awhile, but no, every 5th pirate is still a pegleg. Statistics don't lie. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:53:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Ryu wasn't a real ninja, he was masquerading as one because Ninjas had a good union at the time. The hats ...I don't know what the hell is going on with those hats, but the hooks and pegs are for style. Kind of like extreme body piercing or something. It's also part of a religion, |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:54:12 AM | Message Detail |
| If Pirates are so extreme, why are they the only villain affiliation associated with Disney? You don't see "Ninjas of the Caribbean", nor will you anytime soon, mark my words. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:56:04 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates sailed ships, and lets face it, they sucked. Look at Titantic. They sink and everyone dies. Ship captains are probably responsible for the loss of more human life than we'll ever know. Also we forget pirates are the enemy of Peter Pan. Those guys were obsessed with killing some flying little kid with a magical fairy and all his friends. How crude. Pirates = mentally disturbed and evil They were also drunks, what with their Yo ho ho shlock and all. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:56:17 AM | Message Detail |
| Well what kind of a ride would those boring ninjas make anyway? The "Go through a hall and watch boring ninja poses" ride? Pshh. --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:57:10 AM | Message Detail |
| EXACTLY. NOTHING is more extreme than someone who's mentally disturbed, evil, AND drunk. THANK YOU, DEITY! --- “As to the question of mass, they have mass but no density. Which makes perfect sense. Shut up.”-Red Mage |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:57:59 AM | Message Detail |
| Only villian associated with Disney? Just what do you call the numerous ghosts, kidnappers and dogs? So you oppose drinking, Diety? |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:59:36 AM | Message Detail |
| Dude, pirates were NOT in charge of the Titanic. --- Alissa knows best... "I bathe in the blood of the innocent and shave with the scythe of woe." - STL on personal hygiene |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:59:38 AM | Message Detail |
| So by your logic, my Uncle Don could be the supreme leader of the pirates. All he does is sit in a lounge chair and drink Old Milwaukee's all day. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in ninja camp, they'd use his belly as a trampoline to perform their triple sasashi flips of coolness. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:01:10 AM | Message Detail |
| I've played Ninja Gaiden, Polas. Ninjas get hurt by dogs, dogs. And it's just dogs, not dog bites, just getting ran into by a dog. How many dogs have you seen on a pirate ship? 0, |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:01:20 AM | Message Detail |
| The ghosts were pirates in past lives. I've already established pirates as kidnappers. The dogs are ... pirate dogs. It all ties in to a Disney/pirate monopoly. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:01:26 AM | Message Detail |
| No. But I just know they sank some of those ships under the influence. I am totally against DUIs. You know what people do when DUI? They kill children. Yeah thats right. Pirates are bad people. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:02:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Pirates were defeated by Michael Jackson's idol Peter Pan, who defeated them with nothing but a British chick and a pair of green tights. I think that ranks a little lower than dogs on the "craptastic" scale. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:03:20 AM | Message Detail |
| And again you give support to the pirates. Thanks Diety, You hear that Polas? Pirates are baby killers. Unless ninjas moonlight as alleyway abortionists, I think Pirates have them beat in the baby killing category, |
| From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:04:42 AM | Message Detail |
| Shinobi runs a clinic in Boston. But that doesn't even matter, there's really only one argument that will settle this for good: Teenage Mutant PIRATE Turtles? NO SIR --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ The Golden Age of Gaming |
| From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:04:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Not pirates, Captain Hook. You should know Captain Hook lost his pirate license when he didn't pay his pirate dues. 1 gold doubloon for every 10 plundered, |
| From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:05:52 AM | Message Detail |
| Ninja Gaiden was released for Game Gear. Was there a pirate game for Game Gear? No. I think that just about says everything. --- This individual is on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fuel for the Fight. Breakfast of Champions. Member #5, GFDE |
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