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From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:06:27 AM | Message Detail
The turtles weren't real ninjas. I can call myself Quid the ninja, but that doesn't mean I'm a real ninja,

From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:07:05 AM | Message Detail
The ONLY thing I will give to the ninja side is the Ninja Turtles. Their coolness is undeniable. But overall, Pirates > all.
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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:08:07 AM | Message Detail
So then they were wannabe ninjas, making the title of "real ninja" all the more prestigious. No one wants to be a pirate, not even Bebop, or Wingnut. Maybe that nerdy guy who worked with April, but that's it.

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:08:14 AM | Message Detail
Captain Hook was totally a valid pirate. Once you loose an appendage, you are in for life.

And Captain Hook, a child molester and baby killer, wizzed his knickers at the sound of a ticking clock. Wuss.
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:08:44 AM | Message Detail
What ninja is popular, and known to all? What's that? None? That's right. Pirates on the other hand have: Blackbeard and Davey Jones just to name a few.

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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:10:18 AM | Message Detail
Davey Jones? Wasn't he that guy who dated Marcia on the Brady Bunch?

:chuckle:

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:10:59 AM | Message Detail
That's because the clock was only carried by the MOST BADASS CROCODILE IN THE WORLD. You do not mess with that crocodile.

And pirates don't need that wimpy ninja stealth. They go RIGHT INTO COMBAT with guns blazing, and swords and daggers shining!

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:11:45 AM | Message Detail
Whatever. The guy had a locker. I had like 4 or 5 different ones going through high school. If that lameo can't even make it through high school he is a loser.
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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:11:55 AM | Message Detail
That's why they lose most of their limbs and try to pass it off as abstract body piercing.

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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:13:18 AM | Message Detail
Pirates could lose all limbs, replace them with random objects and STILL whoop ass.
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From: Shhhh | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:13:38 AM | Message Detail
Hey, we're not here to argue over the drawing power of the name 'ninja'. I think we're all in agreement that it draws, but are we arguing over the name or the people? That's what I thought,

And I'm probably really late with this message,

From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:14:30 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, well crocodiles suck too. If Steve Irwin (who I admit is a bad-ass) can go in and wrestle one out of the water, than so can I. But can I sneak around and kill people without making a sound and wear a crazy headband that is like 12 feet long? No.
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:14:49 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, they lose their limbs and STILL go on. You don't see any ninjas doing that. A ninja breaks an arm he gets all whiny and crybabyish and puts it in a cast and broods forever in the dark about he used to be a ninja.

Or he goes the even more cowardly way out and commits seppuko or however you spell it.

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:15:56 AM | Message Detail
Crocodiles are badass too. Sure you can wrestle one, but you wouldn't last long and live.

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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:16:43 AM | Message Detail
Quid just disproved Bender's "Pirates have more mainstream appeal" theory. Obviously, more people want to see ninjas.

You just used a sacred ninja word, Bender. Which leads me to believe you yourself are a CLOSET NINJA. Just admit it now.

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:17:28 AM | Message Detail
If a ninja breaks a limb or something, he cannot go on, because being a ninja requires skill. Plus a ninja does not want to make all the other ninjas look uncool by having some lame gimp ninja hanging around them. They do whats best for the group.

You can be a gimp and still be a pirate, because all that is required to be a pirate is to sit around and drink.
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From: Fragon | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:17:40 AM | Message Detail
Nobody seems to have put any thought into the obvious answer. It is the Ninja Pirates who would win the day.
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:18:35 AM | Message Detail
I MISSPELLED it to dishonor them! Stupid pirates don't even need honor. Ninjas like, survive on it or something. If they don't have honor they get even more whiny and crybabyish like "Oh no I don't have my honor, wha wha wha, I suck."

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:20:07 AM | Message Detail
Fragon, PLEASE don't bring your bi-gender philosophies in this topic. You're either a man or a woman, and a pirate or a ninja. Not both. That is all I will say to you in this topic from now on. Good day.

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:20:09 AM | Message Detail
Nobody seems to have put any thought into the obvious answer. It is the Ninja Pirates who would win the day.

Quiet you.

Look folks, it is obvious ninjas are better, because Polas prefers them. And if you have read anything, you will know that once his words are typed out and posted, they become fact.
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From: Quid | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:20:25 AM | Message Detail
Ninja Pirates...I like the sound of that. Sorry Pirates, I'm switching to the Ninja Pirate team. The pirate payoff would greatly increase with a little of that ninja stealth,
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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:20:36 AM | Message Detail
Pirates would whine too, if they had a vocabulary that extended past "Yarr", "Arrr", and "thar be the gold".

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:21:53 AM | Message Detail
Bah! Ye be scurvy dogs, says I!

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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:24:59 AM | Message Detail
Well, obviously no one would stand a chance against a Ninja Pirate. I'm not saying that Ninjas aren't cool. I like ninja's too, I just think that pirates are better.
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From: Polas | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:25:00 AM | Message Detail
I'm not playing anymore. I'm just declaring victory for the ninja pirates and leaving. Because if we all stay here, this is going to happen:

http://www.digitaldreaming.org/~righttodream/drunk-pvn.html

:runs:

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From: Fragon | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:41:50 AM | Message Detail
Are you sure Polas? That may still be necessary.
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From: Duel007 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:44:11 AM | Message Detail
Fragon, you're a guy, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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From: Fragon | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:04:22 AM | Message Detail
A little late for that ya know.
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From: scientist pg | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:30:49 AM | Message Detail
...
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robots.
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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:39:37 AM | Message Detail
StarDream115: robots??
StarDream115: *beats you with my pegleg*
ScientistPG: *ding, ding*
ScientistPG: that's steel, honey ;-)
StarDream115: YOU are a robot??

All I have to say is... *GASP*
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From: Duel007 | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:40:42 AM | Message Detail
Sci is a robot! *Dives out of the window*
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From: Son Raditz II | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:41:37 AM | Message Detail
No surprise there....
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From: scientist pg | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:42:36 AM | Message Detail
Indeed. that's not the first window he's broken.

>_>
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From: Zhao Long Sung | Posted: 4/27/2003 5:52:50 AM | Message Detail
Pirates can stretch every part of their body,seperate their limps and even turn into sand *coughOnePiececough*
From: Bender1616 | Posted: 4/27/2003 5:57:25 AM | Message Detail
Bender1616: DANG IT!
StarDream115: why dang it?
Bender1616: Ya know what we should've brought up in the pirates/ninja debate?
StarDream115: what?
Bender1616: The Pirates of Dark Water!
StarDream115: =O
StarDream115: yes!
StarDream115: dammit!
Bender1616: That was a badass show

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From: Duel007 | Posted: 4/27/2003 5:59:36 AM | Message Detail
Yes. That show rocked!
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From: MiraiLink | Posted: 4/27/2003 6:23:55 AM | Message Detail
Arrrrgh! Only land loving scally wags would pick Ninjas. Great googlily barnacles!
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From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/27/2003 7:51:19 AM | Message Detail
Pirates have goatees. That settles it.

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From: orolo1 | Posted: 4/27/2003 8:02:06 AM | Message Detail
Bender, have you ever even played ff1? What do you call those guys you have to fight to get the ship? They're easier than Garland. Well? That's right, pirates. Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh.
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From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/27/2003 8:03:08 AM | Message Detail
It doesn't matter how crappy they were. They probably had goatees.

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From: Fighter x | Posted: 4/27/2003 8:10:33 AM | Message Detail
PIRATES ALL THE WAY!!!!
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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 4/27/2003 9:02:34 AM | Message Detail
This is a tough one. Pirates are drunk more often, but Ninjas are funny when they're drunk.

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From: Sea Bass | Posted: 4/27/2003 9:10:33 AM | Message Detail
TMNT Won it for me.
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 11:34:20 AM | Message Detail
Listen, you folks need to read. Pirates are a bunch of cripples with missing limbs and stuff. Not only do cripples suck, the only good thing they ever did was provide material for "Cripple Fight," possibly one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.

South Park never made fun of ninjas did it? No.
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From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 4/27/2003 11:46:18 AM | Message Detail
Pfft, ninjas defeat themselves. You can watch any old fighting ninja movies and you can see them crashing into eachother, and being used as weapons by the hero to fighting off the other ninjas. They're just a waste of time they are.
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 11:54:57 AM | Message Detail
No.
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From: Xas | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:34:22 PM | Message Detail
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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:35:29 PM | Message Detail
Goodbye.

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:37:44 PM | Message Detail
Yes. You just don't **** around with ninjas.
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From: tweek0706 | Posted: 4/27/2003 1:52:03 PM | Message Detail
in a fight between maddox and robert hamburger (of realultimatepower.net) maddox would definitely win
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