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From: MTH Returns | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:45:16 PM | Message Detail

Ninja. You can't hit what you can't see. Period.

well, lets turn t Legend of Zelda (nes) for that answer. SPOILERS, naturaly
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ok. Ganon (or, Gannon, as he was called then)turns invisible, and starts running around the room like a maniac. I could easily hit him, and I'm sure everyone else could as well. Yet, you could see him. Pirates rule. Nuff said.
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From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/27/2003 2:48:36 PM | Message Detail

wtf

Then he wasn't invisible. You can't see Ninja's because they're all like "JUMP KICK POW BLAMMO OMG ETC." and they hide behind trashcans and trees and pregnant women and stuff, but you couldn't see Ganon because he turned invisible.

But Pirates have those pimpin' goatees, so they win.

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From: Element05 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:23:36 PM | Message Detail

Yes, and can a ninja have a parrot on his shoulder?
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:24:50 PM | Message Detail

This topic is drowning in ignorance.

But I will keep at it until you people get the message.

Look at the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Who plays a pirate? Johnny Depp. Is Johnny Depp cool? No. Had Harvey Keitel played a pirate, then they would be cool, but as it stands now, they are burned out losers.
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From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:25:34 PM | Message Detail

I don't know who they are, but they probably have goatees.

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From: Quid | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:27:43 PM | Message Detail

Diety, try to keep up. Ninja pirates won. It's over, both sides lost. Move on,
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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:28:07 PM | Message Detail

Johnny Depp's coolness is not up for debate. Although Johnny Depp IS cool.

And, I think LikeWhoa makes the best point yet. Goatees = cool
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From: LikeWhoa2000 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:29:20 PM | Message Detail

You should grow one, Alissa.

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From: Element05 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:33:38 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, nothing cooler than chick with a goatee.
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From: GOLFBERG | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:33:52 PM | Message Detail

Golfing Wrestlers pwn them both.
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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:34:51 PM | Message Detail

I don't know...I still can't get passed the drunk ninjas.

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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:36:36 PM | Message Detail

No. Under who's authority did Ninja Pirates win? Anyone who thinks Ninja Pirates exist in the first place is senile and should be locked in a room with Keanu Reeves on crank.

Ninjas would never want to be pirates because pirates are drunk and stupid and suck. Pirates really want to be ninjas though, because ninjas have teh mad skillz to pay teh billz. Except that they can't, because pirates are drunk skilless losers. So they get all depressed about not being able to be a ninja, get drunk and go kill babies and molest children in green tights. Lame.

And Johnny Depp's coolness is up for debate, because he is in fact not cool and likes to play pirate.
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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:36:43 PM | Message Detail

I was actually thinking about it, LW. It would bump my coolness up a few points.
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From: Element05 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:38:24 PM | Message Detail

You should get a peg-leg to, or a hook-hand.
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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:39:44 PM | Message Detail

Diety, if you had a Ninja Pirate coming at you throwing ninja stars and swinging around a giant sword, explain to me how you would stop them.

Ninja Pirates are unstoppable.
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From: Quid | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:42:16 PM | Message Detail

You defeat yourself, Diety,

"Under who's authority did Ninja Pirates win?"

From Polas: "I'm just declaring victory for the ninja pirates and leaving."

From you: "And if you have read anything, you will know that once [Polas's] words are typed out and posted, they become fact."

That's who said they win. Are you admitting you were wrong or Polas was wrong?
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:43:42 PM | Message Detail

I would stand there and do nothing, because like I keep trying to tell you people, Ninja Pirates do not exist. If one were to be coming at me, it would be some sort of hologram, and I am willing to bet it would be controlled by a ninja who was testing my 1337 skillz to see if I in fact know Ninja Pirates do not exist.

In Ninja Gaiden for the Game Gear, which is as close to a modern day chronicle of ninjas that we have, I do believe that Level 2 involves having Ryu jump around a harbor and kill pirates. This should be evidence enough by itself to prove that ninjas > pirates.
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:45:20 PM | Message Detail

Ok Quid. You got me.

*bows down*
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From: Quid | Posted: 4/27/2003 3:46:24 PM | Message Detail

Champion: Ninja Pirates,
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From: Deity42 | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:10:06 PM | Message Detail

I can't believe that just happened. I think I'm gonna cry.
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From: Alissa | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:11:04 PM | Message Detail

This is a macho manly topic. No crying allowed.
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From: cribbs542 is back | Posted: 4/27/2003 4:37:49 PM | Message Detail

*cries*
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