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Scientist's Quotation Quarry
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scientist pg Posted 10/10/2004 9:29:46 PM message detail |
Over the last three years I've collected a number of quotes from GameFAQs members and on other related sites. Some were sig-worthy, some were clever, some were funny, some were cute, some were thought-provoking, and others were just so stupid that saving them was irresistible. And others were none of the above. And some of them may have been from you. So now is the time to make use of this surplus and every couple days or so post one here. I take no responsibility for the content of the quotes and any harm they might do to you (though they won't break the TOS). I may or may not agree with what they say, even if some of them are from myself. This is my topic for quote posting, but you can comment on them or post your own quotes too. And so we begin. "We already destroyed the universe last week. Today we aim for something bigger. Like... the ZSB." -MysterMask --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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I Am Frank Posted 10/10/2004 9:33:29 PM message detail |
"Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Link: *shoves Navi into Epona's mouth* Hay is for horses!" - FrankJaeger I said that in the first topic I'd ever made on the ZSB (really it was moved here, but same thing I suppose). However, some jackass thought he'd say he made it, but he didn't. Yeah, feels good to get that off my chest. |
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Impossible II Posted 10/10/2004 11:38:41 PM message detail |
"Hay is for horses" IS NOT FUNNY. SHUT UP. I actually do that as well, although I usually forget to add things I see to it. The last one I had was: 'The microphone sort of looks like a sex toy. A sex toy I can yell LAUNCH into.' - Gasnoo --- Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Futurama |
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scientist pg Posted 10/11/2004 11:57:24 AM message detail |
"Square could make a Zelda game. The only thing bigger than Links Sword will be either his belt and boots or his hair." -jman009 --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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I Am Frank Posted 10/11/2004 12:01:34 PM message detail |
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. SHUT UP. --- Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Link: *shoves Navi into Epona's mouth* Hay is for horses! |
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Mars Posted 10/11/2004 12:03:15 PM message detail |
"I think my waffle exploded." --somebody "Zelda doesn't want a wimp like Link, she wants a man like Karnov." --Polas --- "Big heap bummer." --Humba Wumba www.platypuscomix.net |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 10/11/2004 12:31:02 PM message detail |
www.freewebs.com/macdaddymike/Really Good Quotes.doc BOW BEFORE ME! --- The ZSB: We're Not Elitist, We're Just Pinnacles Of Excellence SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 10/12/2004 3:22:03 PM message detail |
Mars, you beat me to that Polas quote:) Here's what it actually said, though: "Samus doesn't want a boy like Link, she wants a man like Karnov." -Polas And now we'll have today's quote: "I find talking foxes from outer space quite realistic, much more so than the cartoony Zelda game. After all, when was the last time any of you have actually gone into another solar system? How can you prove they don't exist? The cartoonish Zelda game, ont he other hand, is totally unrealistic since it's completely impossible according to the laws of physics." -Metal Golden Knight --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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Sharpe84 Posted 10/12/2004 5:40:43 PM message detail |
Sci, could you fill me in on the background of your sig? I totally don't remember saying that or when it happened. --- salinesweetie03: you think im hidious.. Crazy I Are: No, I think you're hideous |
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Buttercup115 Posted 10/12/2004 11:00:36 PM message detail |
I demand a snazzy JJ quote! I know you have some! --- JJ, you were right. - AV {åß} |
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scientist pg Posted 10/13/2004 3:36:51 PM message detail |
duel, I'm not entirely sure, but I believe you told that to somebody over AIM. Unfortunately, I only found one JJ quote: "I strongly disagree/agree with your stance and/or stances. Directed at anyone." -Juggling Joker And today's quote: "I think Jesus owns EA. Who else could turn 3 games into 50 games." -shadestreet --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/14/2004 9:21:26 PM message detail |
"I say they team up for a cooking show. Link chops vegetables up,and Mario cooks them in the pan thanks to fireballs. They would be unstoppable!" -Habnot --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/15/2004 9:08:23 PM message detail |
"I've noticed kids are more concerned about games being mature than adults" -Scumbag --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 10/16/2004 7:41:38 AM message detail |
This story is not from me, but it's damn funny. So anyways, yesterday we hear an announcement that we have to take a "pre-course aptitude test" today at 10:00. So anyways, this sucks, but I get there on time this morning, sit down, and the test starts. Well, the first page is math. And it's some calculus **** that I've never even SEEN before. So I was like... oh ****. So I turn to the next page. Problem solving and logical thinking. So this page had one question on that, one of those "Mindtrap" type questions. But it's literally unsolvable. Next page. Physics and Mechanics. On this page I am confronted with what looks like a third-year physics question, that looks completely insoluble. So I start wondering. Is this test just a huge joke? Next page is electonic circuits. There is this ****ed-up electronic circuit diagram on the page which looks similar to a flip-flop circuit that I did lastyear, but there are questions like "calculate the required capacitance value of C1". WTF. Next page is biology, and the page after that is "Communication and Understanding" or some **** like that. The last page is some sort of comment page where you can write about if you thought the test was unfair. So I'm about to start writing stuff down, when a guy dressed up as a Subway sandwich runs in through the door of the exam room. Then another. Then another. The TAs who are supervising get angry and start trying to kick them out of the room. These TAs had been *******s the entire time - throwing a bunch of people out for "cheating" and stuff. Things were getting interesting. I happen to flip back to the physics page, and I take a closer look at the problem. And I realized the joke. The question was absolutely FULL of sexual references. First off, it was about a "cylindrical pump" attached to two "spherical containers" at its base, which is used pump liquid out of the top of the "shaft". It then goes on to talk about a "stiffening coefficient" and a student doing "work on the shaft" to cause "all the liquid to be expelled". Then it says to "ignore all head losses due to friction" and to "use the right-hand rule". It then suggested to draw a diagram, so I drew a quick sketch of the "cylinder and two spherical containers", just in time to look up and see the engineers' marching band come through the door, playing as loud as they could. By this point, everybody was laughing, and word was getting around that the little "marking key" in the bottom left corner of each page was actually a word scramble. It turns out that it unscrambled to say "stupid frosh", and apparently if you got it, then you get perfect on the test. Anyways, I used the last page to write in huge letters "GO LGMB!!!" (The LGMB is the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad [not a typo], which is the engineering marching band). On the first page I started writing out verses to the engineering song. Then one of the TAs, who are still trying to pretend that this is serious, finds a porn magazine in the top drawer of the front desk. So he holds it up, shows everyone, and shouts, "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? WHOSE IS THIS?! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!", and then gets hit by several paper airplanes coming from different directions. So anyways, all in all, it was the most entertaining test I have ever written. - kyle90 --- The ZSB: We're Not Elitist, We're Just Pinnacles Of Excellence SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 10/16/2004 10:01:29 PM message detail |
Thanks for contributing, Mac. Haha, I'd like to see that test. "oh my god, Pichu looks adorable with the Bunny Hood on" -Bender1616 --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/17/2004 7:15:01 PM message detail |
"LttP is NOT all that and a bags of chips. It's all that, a bag of chips, a large soda and side of fries." -Sapphire --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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Alissa Posted 10/17/2004 9:40:57 PM message detail |
"I've noticed kids are more concerned about games being mature than adults" -Scumbag I love that. XD --- Alissa knows best... Tåß I am more special than you |
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scientist pg Posted 10/18/2004 9:05:29 PM message detail |
"Roses are read, violets are blue. All of my base, are belong to you." -Anonymous --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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AdmiralViscen IV Posted 10/18/2004 9:16:55 PM message detail |
Where's MGSFan been? --- ZSB: Leave your emotions at the door. Respect is not a right, and opinions can be wrong. {Tåß} |
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durango X3 Posted 10/18/2004 9:54:05 PM message detail |
In Soviet Russia, quote saves you! - the one and only! Yours truly. *waits for "IN SOVIET RUSSIA IS NOT FUNNY!" followed by the heavily overused phrase on this board that's needed like these guys need a life, "SHUT UP!"* Hey! Someone's gonna say it to me and you know it! But I gotta admit dawgs that some of these quotes were actually funny. Not as funny as Chris Rock, though. =D --- No! You can't ask God to kill someone!- Marge Yeah! You do your own dirty work!- Homer |
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Cauchys Inequality Posted 10/18/2004 9:58:56 PM message detail |
In Soviet Russia, the Revolution Dance Dances you! --- whats wrong with my typing cuz i dont use commas and semicolons and stuff if u cant read without them then ur a n00b at reading ~ PiKmiN 2 RockS |
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durango X3 Posted 10/18/2004 10:01:10 PM message detail |
Okay, okay! How about this? Combining the works of art with the cleverness of quotes: Kirby eats a lot of cookies! (>'O')>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Next day, Kirby gets pimples! <(.:_:.)> --- No! You can't ask God to kill someone!- Marge Yeah! You do your own dirty work!- Homer |
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durango X3 Posted 10/18/2004 10:39:50 PM message detail |
he took a dodge durango and a bmw x3 and combined them to make the ULTIMATE SUV! THE DURANGO X3! *dun dun duuun* -SomeGuy4186 --- No! You can't ask God to kill someone!- Marge Yeah! You do your own dirty work!- Homer |
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scientist pg Posted 10/19/2004 4:32:41 PM message detail |
"Bah, give me the good ol' days when there were only 1D games. We didn't need length AND height. We were just fine and dandy with one dimension." -Jair X --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/20/2004 1:11:04 PM message detail |
"There is nothing I would rather eat! than this nice tasty soft drink! Nothing I rather have! Than a nice bottle of the stuff I have to have!" -CoolGuy --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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Warlock210 Posted 10/20/2004 2:27:20 PM message detail |
From Mac's list of quotes, I've deduced, and hear me out here, that I, Warlock, am the funniest man alive. Now, wait, don't get all defensive. Look, just read the document. Go ahead, I'll wait. Oh, you already read it? You still refute this fact? Then you're an idiot and I hate you. --- "God Bless Warlock."~jukester "Of course, Warlock, I've always liked you."~AV-Tåß |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 10/20/2004 2:40:36 PM message detail |
"I am the most unfunny person ever. Like, totally. Durango has more comedic talent than I do. Why does God let me live?! - Warlock One of my favourites. --- Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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Warlock210 Posted 10/20/2004 5:30:58 PM message detail |
Dude, that one you said that I didn't make up, I totally did and you're a bad person. --- "God Bless Warlock."~jukester "Of course, Warlock, I've always liked you."~AV-Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 10/21/2004 8:50:34 PM message detail |
"I wouldn't trade in or sell my SP for anything. Unless it was really kick ass. Like a pet unicorn." -Neeyahaha --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 10/22/2004 4:42:32 AM message detail |
It's not like peanuts are roaming the streets in violent gangs and jumping into people's mouthes. ~ Quid --- Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 10/24/2004 8:39:16 PM message detail |
"In FFX, I held the popcorn more than I held my PS2 controller." -TidusMasters --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/25/2004 6:19:58 PM message detail |
"base/hard/soft/stoolball(/rounders/cricket/etc/it's all the same really) is an interesting activity only in the sense that it possesses the curious property of perhaps being even more boring to play than it is to watch." -Captain Syrup --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/26/2004 6:35:43 PM message detail |
"adults who like the GCN are attracted to little children" - LarryDG99 --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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Neeyahaha Posted 10/26/2004 6:41:24 PM message detail |
"I wouldn't trade in or sell my SP for anything. Unless it was really kick ass. Like a pet unicorn." -Neeyahaha Man, that guy's hilarious. --- You got me runnin' in a cyclone. You got me runnin' a cyclone. You got me runnin' in a cyclone. Coma overdose and I'm in the zone. |
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scientist pg Posted 10/27/2004 6:20:12 PM message detail |
"this graphic is baby" -Serge on Zelda Wind Waker --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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GValko Posted 10/27/2004 6:27:20 PM message detail |
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neonfire Posted 10/27/2004 6:44:52 PM message detail |
Here are some of my favorites. Hurry neonfire! Stop talking!- Bender You're so incredibly clever. I wish I could be as clever as you. If everyone was as clever as you, the world would be a better place.-Mcgray You know how every family has a cousin that nobody likes?You're that cousin-Mcgray --- LUE is a cancer,and if it can't be destroyed,it must be contained-CjayC Hurry neonfire! Stop talking!- Bender |
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scientist pg Posted 10/28/2004 8:35:35 PM message detail |
"Gamers were of a different breed in those days of 2D yore. They were made of sterner stuff, forged from Bowser's fires, whipped into shape by the Belmonts, reflexes honed to a razor edge by the Bydo empire..." -JairX --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/29/2004 1:12:53 PM message detail |
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 10/31/2004 8:46:15 PM message detail |
"The beauty of the star made his eyes moist." -Monster Party --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 10/31/2004 8:54:41 PM message detail |
"You're below subpar. You're subzero-par - guy from work --- Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 11/2/2004 10:18:52 PM message detail |
In the future we'll all tell our grandchildren, "Back in my day all the internet was carried over phone lines." And the kids will say, "What's a phone line?" "Well you see little Billy, there used to be huge barkless trees all over the land that held wires that we used for communicating." And the kids will say, "What's a tree?" -8 1/2 --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 11/3/2004 5:51:03 PM message detail |
"You've heard of that saying, 'Never talk politics and religion with your friends'? I'm considering amending that saying to 'Never talk politics and Zelda with your friends. Religion is okay'." -DarthVegita21 --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 11/4/2004 10:16:14 PM message detail |
"well I heard President Bush himself said he doesn't like cel shading so he's making nintendo change it" -FredX --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 11/7/2004 7:16:00 PM message detail |
"Sometimes sacrifices must be made to pierce the light of Polas through the fogs of idiocy." -Polas --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 11/7/2004 8:33:31 PM message detail |
Show me a person in even a PAYED job who is able to perfectly compose himself around people all the time and I'll show you a robot FROM THE FUTURE. – Bnedre --- Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß |
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scientist pg Posted 11/8/2004 10:09:48 PM message detail |
"O.K., these really rad microchips, like, fused with our dude's central nervous system and now he be jammin'; he be jammin'..." -from Captain Nintendo --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 11/9/2004 8:18:38 PM message detail |
"That was the biggest, longest waste of life...I think they were trying to beat satan, for the torture record" -Scumbag on Kid Chameleon --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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scientist pg Posted 11/11/2004 11:37:44 PM message detail |
This happened earlier today and cracked me up. Me: "Right now the enemies in the new GC Zelda look like Ocarina of Time rejects." My brother: "It's worse than that. They look like Lord of the Rings rejects." --- The Scientist knows best... "Sci is a superhero. hands down." -Duel |
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Neeyahaha Posted 11/12/2004 12:32:29 PM message detail |
..You best put a link somewhere to pics of those enemies. Unless you're talking about the enemies that were in that one vid'. --- Sinfony of the Might |
