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Scientist's Quotation Quarry

DestructiveCriticism
Posted 12/13/2004 9:32:03 PM
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Don't suppose anyone has any from moi.
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"Pssh, that's not an astronaut, it's a fat comedian and that moon talk was a metaphor for beating his wife." -Fry
scientist pg
Posted 12/14/2004 8:06:27 PM
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"People making movies say, 'Go, look, but don't touch.' Those who make games are giving you a button and telling you, 'Push it.'" - Tetsuya Mizuguchi

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The Scientist knows best...
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai
scientist pg
Posted 12/16/2004 10:25:45 PM
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"Most Japanese games reporters who come here for an interview on Metal Gear Solid haven't done their homework; they haven't done their research, and you can hardly consider them being intelligent creatures at all. You can print that." -Hideo Kojima

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The Scientist knows best...
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai
scientist pg
Posted 12/17/2004 9:57:33 PM
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"It takes several hundred, perhaps thousands, of hairs to fill a pencil." -McGray

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The Scientist knows best...
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai
Alissa
Posted 12/17/2004 10:49:57 PM
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And that came from a convo that I had with McGray! XD

..and I still have no idea what he was talking about. <_<
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Alissa knows best... Tåß
Zorgasm
scientist pg
Posted 12/20/2004 9:55:52 PM
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"I knew Tommy was the Green Ranger when the storyline first started, but I was still surprised when it was revealed. Though, it was probably because I was eight at the time." -Element05

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The Scientist knows best...
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai
AdmiralViscen IV
Posted 12/20/2004 9:59:07 PM
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*Reads Mac's document*

Wow, mortification.

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{548} Mainstay of the old way
Respect is not a right, and opinions can be wrong. {Tåß}
Wacky
Posted 12/20/2004 10:57:21 PM
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Heh, I remember Element's post about the Green Ranger. I think I countered it with something about Tommy being the White Ranger and that was even more surprising.
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Sorry, I'm not very worldly, I thought Europe had their own language.....forgive me....asses.
~~rexcowbam
Alissa
Posted 12/21/2004 2:04:14 AM
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DUDE! SPOILERS!
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Alissa knows best... Tåß
Zorgasm
scientist pg
Posted 12/23/2004 9:42:54 PM
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"Reality is actually a nice place. Everyone should at least give it a shot." -Alissa

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The Scientist knows best...
“The problem with 2D is the lack of a third dimension. The problem with 3D is… everything else.” -RRosai
scientist pg
Posted 12/29/2004 12:09:47 AM
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"I regularly drop my GBA, just to know it's good quality."- Ganondork

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
MacDaddy Mike
Posted 12/29/2004 10:06:06 AM
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Nobody's said anything funny lately, so my quotes page hasn't been updated too often recently. Well, except for quotes from myself. See, I'm still funny.


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Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß
scientist pg
Posted 1/1/2005 11:01:46 PM
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"I read somewhere that Konami is giving Gamecube the Disney version of Contra." -antsmarching

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
scientist pg
Posted 1/5/2005 11:22:39 PM
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"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
Sage of Lint
Posted 1/7/2005 1:57:18 AM
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Mac, I get the 404 for the quotes.doc as well. AMCrete@gmail.com if you would be so kind.
jman009
Posted 1/7/2005 2:56:59 AM
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I blame society and then funny, I'm still funny. it's funny that went wrong.
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Where we roxors your oxors boxors!
jman009
Posted 1/7/2005 2:58:05 AM
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and er then society...
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ZSB: Home to the 3nd kind
Where we roxors your oxors boxors!
scientist pg
Posted 1/9/2005 11:18:01 PM
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"I'm going to skip Spec Ops, Rogue Ops and Psi Ops and just wait for Optic Operative Op Ops, from Opsoft." -Mars

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
MacDaddy Mike
Posted 1/10/2005 5:19:07 AM
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I don't know what's up with your 404's, SoL, the link seems to work fine. The doc is on its way, nonetheless.

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Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß
scientist pg
Posted 1/11/2005 10:03:10 PM
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"That's because you're wrong, and your chops are bustable. My chops are unbustable." -juliusnightblade

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
AdmiralViscen IV
Posted 1/12/2005 12:42:33 PM
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Where's juliusknightblade from? I know him.

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{548} Mainstay of the old way
Respect is not a right, and opinions can be wrong. {Tåß}
scientist pg
Posted 1/14/2005 5:22:20 PM
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^
Most likely from the Metroid Prime board going way back into 2002. I remember he thought McGray was secretly a moderator, because during their argument his posts were being moderated. He also thought I was stalking him too, when he discovered I posted on more than one board that he did. Don't believe I've seen him ever since he was banned, though.

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"The key factor is in understanding that videogames have their own considerations; their own factors to perceive and appreciate, which are not present or are balanced in a wholly different way in other media." -aderack

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
AdmiralViscen IV
Posted 1/14/2005 5:43:02 PM
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Yea, my faint memory of him had a negative connotation.

And that's quite possibly the most boring video game related quote I've ever read.

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{548} Mainstay of the old way
Respect is not a right, and opinions can be wrong. {Tåß}
scientist pg
Posted 1/14/2005 8:54:56 PM
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Boring, perhaps, but still not understood by so many game designers.

Whoops, shouldn't post here without another quote:

"Thank goodness we live in capitalist and indifferent America, where Romeo & Juliet facsimilies just don't happen; or if they do, we quickly forget once a Congressman kills an intern." -Polas

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
MysterMask
Posted 1/15/2005 12:43:45 PM
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That's a good one:

From: AdmiralViscen IV | Posted: 1/10/2005 10:20:51 PM | Message Detail
I think I'll play it safe, and tell you to go to hell. Just to be sure I don't miss an opportunity.


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Myster Mask (aka Darkwing Duck) ~ [Tåß]
www.mystermask.com & Board 548
scientist pg
Posted 1/17/2005 7:51:10 PM
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"VISUALSHOCK! SPEEDSHOCK! SOUNDSHOCK! NOW IS THE TIME TO THE 68000 HEART ON FIRE!" -Alien Soldier

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The Scientist knows best...
Vide ut supra.
Cauchys Inequality
Posted 1/17/2005 9:29:34 PM
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"What? Hey! No! Ahh! Hey! Don't ignore me! How dare you! Listen to me! I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But now you've really made me mad! En garde! Serious mode! Plant Flaassshhh!" ~Plant CONTRA, Neo Contra

Jaguar: "Incredible. I can't believe he was a plant cyborg."
Bill: "Yeah. But right now I'm more interested in that... Mystery G. What's his angle?" ~Neo Contra

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I find your lack of soy disturbing. ~Darth Vegan
AdmiralViscen IV
Posted 1/17/2005 11:59:32 PM
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MM, which topic's that from? That's gold.

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{548} Mainstay of the old way
Respect is not a right, and opinions can be wrong. {Tåß}
MysterMask
Posted 1/18/2005 1:32:03 AM
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http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=548&topic=18604578
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Myster Mask (aka Darkwing Duck) ~ [Tåß]
www.mystermask.com & Board 548
MysterMask
Posted 1/19/2005 3:34:08 AM
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Another good one:

From: Wacky | Posted: 1/18/2005 12:36:49 PM | Message Detail
Some people believe in fate and destiny, while some people believe in free will. It just depends on their degree of gullibility.

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Myster Mask (aka Darkwing Duck) ~ [Tåß]
www.mystermask.com & Board 548
scientist pg
Posted 1/20/2005 12:44:28 PM
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"The most important thing is to make sure that the most important thing remains the most important thing." - Woody Flowers

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
MysterMask
Posted 1/21/2005 4:31:29 PM
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An amazingly good one:

I had to kill a man yesterday. He asked for some change, so I shot him. That's a pretty big change 'cause now he's dead. ~ TornadosD

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Myster Mask (aka Darkwing Duck) ~ [Tåß]
www.mystermask.com & Board 548
scientist pg
Posted 1/21/2005 4:41:46 PM
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^ That is a good one.

"Sci, i'm very disappointed in you. A rating topic. Next thing we'll see is your face on a Pepsi can." -jman009

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
scientist pg
Posted 1/25/2005 9:59:46 PM
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"Nintendo's new president announced the company's desire to eventually go the way of Sega and begin making games for all platforms...including the Xbox. What he didn't announce is the company's preference for working with the Xbox. Nintendo isn't exactly enamored with Sony and they realize that strong Nintendo support for the Xbox could change the tides of the console wars. Unfortunately, none of this is happening anytime soon. By the year 2005 we will have a Miyamoto game on the Xbox." -Official Xbox Magazine, rumor page

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
ajain02
Posted 1/25/2005 10:34:21 PM
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meeptroid
Posted 1/26/2005 7:06:13 AM
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Any quotation, right?

"Sparklers are like the gay cousin of the firework family."- Stand Up Comedian
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The Almighty Comix Of Meep-
http://www.freewebs.com/meepcomix/index.htm
Current Events Bot
Posted 1/26/2005 2:43:07 PM
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Yeah, MM. That is a good one. So good, in fact, that it's been in my signature for a while now.

Someone find something funny I have said at some point in time.
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I had to kill a man yesterday. He asked for some change, so I shot him. That's a pretty big change 'cause now he's dead. ~ TornadosD
DestructiveCriticism
Posted 1/26/2005 3:05:11 PM
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Sorry about the butt rape, McGray. - Mars
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It all depends on the voltage of the fence. The one I peed on was just a low power animal fence. - JJ
scientist pg
Posted 1/30/2005 9:04:51 PM
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"if you put those in this, move these here and then these in that...now I sound like the cat in the hat" -my CS theory professor

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
MacDaddy Mike
Posted 1/30/2005 9:28:16 PM
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Any plan that depends on women being more intelligent is a plan that needs more thought. - AdmiralViscen

This happened a month ago, I think.

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Board 548: You Don't Know What You're Missing
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike - Tåß
Mars
Posted 1/31/2005 1:21:07 AM
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"The soup is only like a buck twenty-five, you can't beat that. And I get tired of people telling me there's cat in there. Even if it is, then that's some damn good cat. So there." --Polas on chinese food
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"I think a burp died trying to get out of my mouth." --Calvin in the morning
www.platypuscomix.net
scientist pg
Posted 2/1/2005 10:28:03 PM
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It's time to finally get rid of all these Ikaruga quotes. They're all pretty much true, though.

Even the one from spong.

"It's crazy. It's like the game reads your mind, because the only time it ever actually decides to kill you is when you personally do something stupid." -boojie1119

"The game expresses beauty, pureness, and elegance and is certainly an experience to be savored." -Gamespot

"The more I play it, the more I realize it is one of the most amazingly designed games ever made. You can't really compare it to something like Zelda, or Metroid because it's so different. But it seems lightyears ahead of most every other action game I've ever played." -three58mhz

"This game is so sweet. The game design is perfect. Someone should study this." -Frigid

"I'm very glad I bought Ikaruga, it's definitely expanded my expectations for video games in general." -flan2dave

"When you are beaten by the game and power down your machine, you don’t feel cheated, you feel educated." -spong.com

"To take 25 minutes of gameplay and construct it so that after 100 hours it is still interesting, challenging and worthy of discussion is quite an obvious testament to the depth of this game." -Doctorlan

"i always believed all of this was beyond me and so i never really had a bash at getting a high score, but last night i bit the bullet, loaded up ikaruga and REALLY played it...MY GOD!" -chow

"This soundtrack is close to a masterpiece imo. It really blends to the pace of the game, I'd even say that the soundtrack is part of the storyline." -LionSunZ

"In short, Ikaruga is a highly sophisticated puzzle-shoot'em-up, nay, work of art, that has some [of] the most purely and perfectly placed game design set pieces that the world will see. Lovers of challenge and intense experiences will uncontrollably bawl tears of joy to the heavens for its arrival, and game design students of the future will dissect and worship it..." -computer and videogames.com

"i tried stopping but it took me 20 minutes after i decided i wanted to stop... 'just 1 more' i kept telling my self and then it kept going and going!!! ive NEVER had this problem, and i've been playing video games since the atari 2600 days!" -Junaid0

"We've theorized what the hardest mode must be like, and we think maybe you just get cancer and die." -Tycho on Ikaruga

"Played like any other Shooter, Ikaruga is merely great. Played the way Ikaruga is meant to played, Ikaruga is gaming perfected." -shadestreet

"This game is transcendence. If you 'get it', it will change you. If you don't, it's, at the least, a hell of a ride." -eva05

"This is more then mere bullet-dodging, which is quite a feat in and of itself. It is different enough that Ikaruga literally redefines the way the shooter game is perceived. Innovation at its best is displayed here, wonderfully enchanting, fine-tuned to perfection, and unlike anything else in its field." -MechDeus, The Next Level


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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
scientist pg
Posted 2/3/2005 9:39:16 PM
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"Isn't it odd how we expect 2D games to be cheaper? No one would ever think to pay full price for a game with only an X and Y axis." -alpha5099

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
Polas
Posted 2/3/2005 9:43:09 PM
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"The soup is only like a buck forty-three, you can't beat that. And I get tired of people telling me there's cat in there. Even if it is, then that's some damn good cat. So there." --Polas on chinese food, adjusted for inflation

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe - http://www.polas.latentmedium.com/
Grand Polas Champion - RockMFR
GC Legend
Posted 2/4/2005 3:08:31 AM
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People everywhere with much spare time put together silly signatures to generate more attention to themselves. -- Myself

Don't look down. You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out alllllll over. -- Animaniacs (a cartoon show)


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My dad had run over my bike five times. The fifth time I screamed from beneath the car, “DADDDD!”
scientist pg
Posted 2/6/2005 9:25:30 PM
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"Super Mario Sunshine is still my favourite game to play because of its easy to translate experience - getting from A to B has never been so easy let alone so much fun." -Jman009

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
scientist pg
Posted 2/7/2005 10:37:01 PM
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"Now that it's done.... I've begun to see the reason why we are here." - Radiant Silvergun

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
scientist pg
Posted 2/9/2005 6:01:43 PM
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"They really need to clean that 7-Up logo. The Spot's dead body has been there for years. It's sick." -Bender1616

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot
ajain02
Posted 2/13/2005 2:50:43 PM
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Paper Mario? How is it any different than any other game? But what's cool is that you're flat, you're one-dimensional. - Brie Larson
scientist pg
Posted 2/13/2005 11:05:48 PM
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"omg what's with omg all omg of this omg stuff omg? omg I mean, omg, man, is that omg supposed to omg be greatly omg humorous or what omg? omg" -McGray

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The Scientist knows best...
"You'll be using all of your gaming senses...all three of them >_>" -Habnot