| The Beefer Gallery |
| In April of 2002, the ZSB began recieving messages from an intelligent and articulate being who called himself Beefer. He's since gone on to become the Dalai Lama, but we can bask in his infinite wisdom with this very educational section of the archives. Behold the sage sayings of Beefer! 1. Beefer's Dating Advice 2. The second Beefer topic 3. On come the Beefer Suck-Ups! (the technical term is Beef-Ups) 4. Lilo and Beefer 5. Beefer's General Store 6. All hail Beefer! 7. Beefer's ode to Alissa |