McGray throws a rock at ZiH that bounces off his face.

Am I the only one who laughs uncontrollably when imagining that actually happening?

Anyway...

ZiH smiles maniacally and steps towards McGray in preparation to tickle him to death... WITH HIS SWORD OF KOALA FURY.

McGray- Eeeeee!!!

Just then, ZiH stops and clutches his ear in pain.

ZiH- DL!!! STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR!!!
McGray- I'm not DL. And I'm not screaming THAT loud. Hyuck.
ZiH- ..Yes I have it. ...Fine fine... GEEZ. I'll be done... what? I hate you. ...Fine, huggy buns. **** they heard me. No, not about the Astral Dominae, ... **** now they did. ...Just stop talking to me. Really. I mean it. I'll be over as soon as possible. ... Just let me set them on fire. ... ...Why not? What'dya mean it'll take too long??!??! ... God dammit I hate you so much.
McGray- Hey buddy! Who are you talkin' to!?
ZiH- ...Huh?!? Oh. Hey, they're being stupid again. ...Yeah I'll be back. Stop whining. ... STOP IT. DON'T DO THE VOICE. NOT WHEN THEY'RE AROUND.

McGray frees the others who then grab their weapons. They approach ZiH. ZiH does not even bother to react as they stab, slice, and slash at him. Nothing affects him.

Bender- This is MOST peculiar.
Alissa- Stop trying to sound smart. Because guess what? You are. .......NOT.
Syrax- KI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!!!

Syrax runs into the water. ZiH flashes into a burst of fire and spirals away.

McGray- POOP! He got away AGAIN.
Bender- Yet my butt still chafes.

jukester

Major bump.

jukester

poor poor Bender...
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Currently playing: Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (GCN)

What "poor Bender". He fully deserves it.
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That sounds like "I wanna be kicked out of Bender's Angels" talk to ME.

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

DL and ZiH meet in their secret lair. They take the four crystals and align them into a diamond.

DL- Yes... this is perfect. Now, we just wait for them to form...

Just then, the crystals shot out a bright light from their center. ZiH shielded his eyes, but DL stared straight into the light.

DL- Ahaha..... yes. It is complete. You can open your eyes now.
ZiH- ..They weren't shut.

DL picks up what remains of the crystals. They formed into a sacred object whose power is unearthly.

ZiH- So what is this thing called again?
DL- The Chaos Moliri. Where is the Astral Dominae?
ZiH- Here. Twas no trouble.
DL- Good. Now, we can ascend... and become gods ourselves. SORRY POLAS. SORRY KROSSER. Your reigns are over!
ZiH- Heh heh heh... I've heard rumors that we need a water based person and an earth based person to ascend with us.
DL- You may be correct. But I know exactly the two we can use.
ZiH- Who?
DL- You'll see.

jukester

The suspense!

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

Vote Mac for Earth God!

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Wacky- Where are you little ****ers?!?
BO- Whee hoooo!!!

BO swings down from a tree naked and lands on Wacky's face.

Wacky- GAH! THE SMELL!!!!!

Wacky starts beating the hell out of BO. Scott returns from drinking bear's blood and does a jig.

Wacky- What's wrong with you little twits!
BO- Yum!
Scott- Tum tum!
Wacky- ...What is that... what are you drinking?
Scott- We killed something!
BO- A bear!
Scott- Yes!
Wacky- ... ... And you drank its drink?
Scott- Bear drink!
BO- Drink bear!
Wacky- You mother ****ing sickos.

Wacky brings them back to the campsite where Canadian is still unconscious.

Wacky- He's still out?
Monica- Yes... I think he's done for.
Wacky- Hehh....
BO- We can help him! I bet I know JUST what he needs!
Scott- Tum tum!
Monica- What? You have a remedy?
BO- Bear drink!

BO runs back and gets the drink.

BO- Tasty!

He dumps it into Canadian's mouth.

Canadian- OH DEAR GOD!

Canadian rises up and slaps himself.

Canadian- Ooh... what is that?
Monica- I dunno.
BO- Bear drink!
Canadian- ... It's blood. You sick bastards.
Mac- Quick, tell us more.
Canadian- Oh yes, all you need to know is that soon, the Ascension, known as the Fabled Rising will occur soon.
Mac- Where?
Canadian- Ascension Peak, of course. It's about as close as you can get to the skies.
Monica- We go there, now!

They all pack their things and leave for Ascension Peak, led by Canadian.

jukester

I suppose I'll do another to make up for that crappy post.

McGray and the others retire to the ship.

Bender- Oh my. So what do we do now?
Warlock- I say we go hunting!
HoT- I prefer we calculate the synthesis of the molecular intake of stem cells!
QoL- I say I stab you all.
Duel- I say ME HUMPY!!!
McGray- Hey why don't we go get DL and ZiH before something horribly bad happens like they become gods?
Bender- But that'd never happen.
McGray- Oh.
Bender- ...
HoT- ...
Warlock- ...
Alissa- ...
Ganondork- ...
Suicune- ...
Duel- Fritos!
QoL- Actually they're headed to Ascension Peak at the moment.
McGray- Wherezat?
QoL- Allow me to manuever the ship...

QoL guides the ship to a large island in the ocean where Ascension Peak lies.... The gods contemplate action.

Polas- I could strike them down with a comically oversized bolt of lightening.
Jeaton- Meh, too cliche.
Polas- I'll cliche you!

Polas nips at Jeaton.

Jeaton- Nee! Nee!
Mars- Hmmm so they plan to overthrow our reign, eh?
Polas- Are you slow?
krosser- i beleve we shal take them with focre
Polas- Yes, the Big K and I are the ones who should worry. You two have nothing to worry about.
Mars- So they don't need the water based and earth based ones?
Polas- .... No.
krosser- i fear that my reign will end up kiling me
Polas- We both fear the same. In human years, I am over 100 years old, but so is my old friend, Viscen. Though, his life force is weakening, it seems.
Jeaton- If we DO strike upon them, what will our faithful heros learn?
Polas- Who gives a crap? I certainly don't. I'm more worried about my life than their lesson, if that's alright with you.
Jeaton- Point taken. Of course, as it seems, they're all set out to stop DL and ZiH at the moment. So we may be safe after all.

jukester

lol they're relying on us? lmao DOOMED!

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

Upon arrival at Ascension Peak, the crew of Bender and Alissa's ship takes a look around.

Bender- Okay okay okay!!! Listen here, children! Okay, we're gonna split up into groups and search the island! Doesn't that sound fun!
McGray- Uhhh.... k.

Bender divided them into groups to search. First, we have McGray and QoL searching the east rocky path.

QoL- ...
McGray- I like hiking!
QoL- I hate you.
McGray- That's boring.
QoL- Fine. "Well that's weird, because I hate you!"
McGray- Mmmmpph....
QoL- Anyway, I might as well tell you now. You have a good chance of becoming a god sometime tonight.
McGray- Nuh uh.
QoL- Seriously. If you can defeat DL and ZiH, you can take their place and ascend.
McGray- Why would I?
QoL- Because if they're gods, we'll all die. And I'd be put out of existance.
McGray- Well that isn't fun.
QoL- Yeah sure. So anyway, it's important that you kill them. With vengeance.
McGray- Yesm!
QoL- Sir.
McGray- Mmmmph.

HoT and Ganondork search the east beach.

HoT- So..
Ganondork- I shant believe I lost me pendant. Me be told tis rightly 'portant.
HoT- ...Quite. So what was so "'portant" about it?
Ganondork- Tis be me father's. He fought well and long for't. He said it be magical or somethin'.
HoT- I see. How long have you had it?
Ganondork- I had it close all me life.
HoT- Tell me... have you ever been hurt while wearing it?
Ganondork- Shant recall total me life, but I can say that I be not injured rightly dost be truth!
HoT- I think that that pendant is the Astral Dominae! The source of all life!
Ganondork- Ye be all mightly 6's and 7's in the 2's and 3's.

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Alissa and Warlock search the west beach.

Warlock- I remember one time, I went to this beach. There was sand and water and a whole lotta naked people. I was just a wee lad and I figured "hey, I don't live forever." so I grabbed all the boobies I saw. Boy, were those ladies perty. But damn they slapped me a bunch for touching their goodie bags.
Alissa- ... Why are you telling me all this?
Warlock- Oh because....

Warlock fondles Alissa.

Alissa- ...
Warlock- ...

Alissa slaps the heck out of Warlock.

Alissa- RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!

Bender and JJ search the west rocky path.

Bender- You like ham?
JJ- I like ham, Sam I am.
Bender- You like ham, Sam you am?
JJ- Sam I am, I like ham.
Bender- Sam you am? You like tree?
JJ- Sam I be, I like tree.
Bender- Sam you be, you like tree?
JJ- I like tree, tree with glee.
Bender- I see.
JJ- With glee.
Bender- ...
JJ- ...
Bender- You like ham?

Duel and Suicune search the grassy area.

Duel- Yub wub...
Suicune- .. the bloody hell you jess say?
Duel- I wanna... I wanna...
Suicune- Watchyeh bloody mouth, there, boy. Ye wanna what?
Duel- I want my pooty!
Suicune- What the devil'sa pooty? Tis some hellish dessert of sorts?
Duel- Pooty! Pooty pooty pooty!
Suicune- ... Hadn't I be one with mother Swan, I'd be beatin' yeh rocky.
Duel- Can I have my pooty?
Suicune- Why me....

jukester

That was pure crap...
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Update will occur today.

jukester

Wacky and Monica and the rest arrive at Ascension Peak by boat as well, to find Bender and Alissa's ship.

Wacky- We shall feast upon bloody pulp tonight!
Monica- Yay!

They get off their ship and walk along the beach to find the other boat stranded, so it seemed.

Sapphire- What're we gonna do with it?
Wacky- Raid it. And take anything valuable onto our ship.
Antallic- Whee!

Antallic jumps on board and starts rummaging.

Wacky- That boy's messed up in the head, but he's got the right spirit. BO and Steve or Scott or whoever the hell you are, go help him.

BO and Scott nod and slap each other. Then they board and start taking oddities.

Monica- We need to focus on ZiH and DL! They're about to ascend, I bet.
Wacky- They won't be going anywhere. Sapphy wapphy... and Mac. Go search for their base here. I'll be coming along shortly.
Sapphire- Whatever, dude.
Mac- What he said.

They grab their weapons and head up the mountain pass. After the raid ended and Wacky's was now replenished of fruits, seeds, and scented candles, Wacky's plan came upon an end.

Wacky- Now then... I cast my wrath of flames upon thee, ship of ****!

Wacky forms a huge fireball above his head and launches it at Bender's ship, burning it slowly but surely.

Wacky- DL and ZiH won't be making their escape now!

Just then, DL and ZiH appear above them, floating high above the shore.

DL- Ha! You honestly think we still travel by water? Even without our superb magic powers, we still have aerial transport! Hahaha!
ZiH- Indeed. And that wasn't even our ship.
Wacky- You **** ****s.
DL- Indeed, ZiH. But alas, whose could it be? Bender? Alissa? Do those names ring a bell? How about MCGRAY.
Monica- Brother! He's here? I thought he set up a flower shop a while ago....

jukester

McGray IS quite the flower aficionado.

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

The rest of McGray's group was searching a cave, while the ones along the other paths were about to meet on the other side of the island.

McGray- Hey! There's QoL!
QoL- I was walking with you, jack ass.
McGray- That's right... well there's Warlock!

In the distance, Warlock shouts to McGray. McGray barely understands.

McGray- He humped a saw?
QoL- That's not what he said.
McGray- SAY AGAIN!

Warlock shouts again.

McGray- He humped... a saw.
QoL- No.
McGray- What did he hump?
QoL- He humped Alissa.
McGray- Oh. And there she is.
Alissa- McGray! Come!
McGray- What?
Alissa- McGray! Come!
QoL- Run to her, dumb ****.

McGray runs off towards Alissa, who was still quite the distance away.

Alissa- McGray! Please! Quick!
McGray- I'm coming!
Alissa- Come, McGray!
McGray- I'm coming!
Alissa- McGraaaaay!
McGray- I'm coming!
Alissa- McGray! Hurry! Quick!
McGray- I'm coming!

Just then, Bender tackles McGray to the ground.

jukester

bump
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www.mystermask.com

LOL!
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"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees."~~Gord from www.actsofgord.com

The day is mine!

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

I burned your pathetic boat, and I just burned you!
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"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees."~~Gord from www.actsofgord.com

Your pathetic boat burning doesn't affect me! I can FLY!

...I don't really know if I can.

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Horribus: SCREW YOU, my lord! I'm forming my OWN church to worship you!
Demon Lord: Fine! Just don't have your bingo games on the same night!

Please, for the benefit of science, go on your roof and jump off. I'm sure you can fly...
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"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees."~~Gord from www.actsofgord.com

Argghus!!!

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I'm pretty sure that one day they'll get married.
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Monica- What have you done with my long lost brother?
DL- Ohh.... nothing. He's dying well on his own.
Monica- WHAT?!?!
Wacky- Where is the pansy boy, you pansy girl?
DL- The other side of the island. Tis a long walk. I shant think you'd want to waste your time with him anyway.
Wacky- Stop with the ***** olden talk! And where are the crystals?
ZiH- Oh the crystals are no more.

Monica and Wacky glance at each other in surprise.

Wacky- What the hell! Stop lying! You just took them from us!
DL- Yes, true, but they are now one. They are now the Chaos Moliri!

DL holds up a reddish shining globe in his left hand and causes a small bolt of lightening to strike near Sapphire and Mac, who were walking along the rock path, not noticing DL and ZiH hovering above the beach.

DL- Oh yes, your two friends are trying to be heroic aren't they? Haha! It's too late, fools. We have all three artifacts neeed to become gods ourselves.
Wacky- You wouldn't know an artifact if it dug a hole in your anus!
DL- Oh Wacky. Always good for a giggle. But here are the other two.

DL holds up the Destinae Dominus in his right hand and ZiH reveals the Astral Dominae from within his cloak.

Monica- ...That's them. They bloody win...
Wacky- God dammit...

Sapphire and Mac, startled by the strike of lightening direct their attention towards ZiH and DL. They glance at each other and jump upon the two hovering above the beach.

Sapphire- Eat dirt, chicken ****!
Mac- Likewise!

They try to strangle them, but DL and ZiH merely float to the top of Ascension Peak, where one may become a god.

jukester

At the top of Ascension Peak, DL and ZiH try to form a deal with Mac and Sapphire.

DL- Enough with your fumbling back there... listen. I can offer you two a chance... to become gods.
Mac- ...Wha?? You can't mean it.
Sapphire- I've heard they need four people to ascend... I'm of Water orient, unlike either of them.
DL- And Mac here is another prime candidate.

DL nods at ZiH.

ZiH- Yes, so we shall stop the fighting for once. Mac, stand here. Sapphire, you here.

ZiH points to two circular stones where Mac and Sapphire stand accordingly. ZiH stands on another and DL another.

DL- And so... it begins.

DL places the Destinae Dominus on its pedestal. ZiH places the Astral Dominae its pedestal. And DL places the Chaos Moliri on the final one.

jukester

Oh noes!

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The ZSB: You think we think we're so much better than you.

See you in hell, Mortals!

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My Fortune: A naked clown is in your future.
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike! - Tåß

The suspense is dancing in my mind!
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A bright light shines down upon ZiH, DL, Mac and Sapphire.

DL- Heh heh heh...

The light warns the others, including those congregating around McGray.

McGray- If I've ever seen an ascension, I bet it'd look like th- OH CRAP! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
Bender- Follow suit!

Bender runs around the island toward where his boat was.

Alissa- Get back here, pansy pants!
Bender- Fine!

He runs back.

McGray- We gotta go up that mountain and get them!

They run like hell to get to Ascension Peak.

jukester

Fools! You should've listened to me! I bet you 60 bucks one or more of the main good guys are gonna die! And it'll be on YOUR heads! Not mine! YOU HEAR ME?! YOURS!

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Bah ha, I'm guilt free, I haven't even appeared yet... if I'm going to, that is.
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"Quite.... dawg." - Hip HoT

Wacky- Crap! There they are... wait, there's four there...
Monica- Mac and Sapphire!
Wacky- What?!? WHAT THE **** ARE THEY DOING?!?
Canadian- Seems they're ascending with DL and ZiH.
Wacky- Oh they're so dead. Sapphire is so dead.

McGray and the group approach the peak.

McGray- Bejebus! They're there! It's too late! WHY ME?!?!
Bender- Hey wait, what's that dude doing with that long pointy sharp metallic object?
Warlock- You mean a sword?
Duel- You mean a phallus!
Bender- My phallus may be long, but it certainly isn't pointy! I say nothing about its metallic content.
Alissa- Don't be ashamed of its 99% copper content.
Bender- SHHH!!!!
Warlock- Wouldn't that make you... a rusty phallus?
Duel- RUSTY PHALLUS!

McGray ignores this and climbs closer to the top, where DL reveals his sword.

DL- Did you actually think I needed another wind-based and a water-based? HA!

He swings into Mac and Sapphire, knocking them to the floor.

Mac- Ugh!
Sapphire- Damnit!
DL- Bye bye!
ZiH- Ahahaa....

jukester

You know what's funny? After reading the second latest one I thought for a moment, and then read back to the conversation between the gods where Polas mentions that they don't need Water and Earth based people. Then I read the latest one and was all "well, I should have seen that coming". Crap. I really wanted to smite somebody with my godly wrath.

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SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike! - Tåß

That's what you get, traitor McGee!

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Wacky, angry at his former friend, stomps feircely up to the peak to confront Sapphire.

Wacky- ****ing **** mother... How could he do such a ****** thing?
Monica- It'll be alright, he won't strike his wrath upon thee... I hope.
Antallic- My balls itch.
Canadian- His wrath is starting already....

McGray and the group reach the peak, just as DL and ZiH disappear into nothingness, laughing their asses off.

DL- My last words to you in human form, McGray: Attempting to follow me is fruitless, you'll only hurt yourself and embarrass your family. By the way, what about that sister of yours, Monica? I wonder how she's doing... hmm....

Monica, while in the middle of a conversation with Wacky, falls to the ground in a limp mess.

McGray- Y-you monster!
Wacky- WHAT THE ****ING HELL?!?!

In a confused daze, McGray darts around, then run down the other side of the peak to where Monica lay. Wacky sit there beside her motionless. He turns his head to McGray to reveal a single tear.

McGray- I....
Wacky- Shut the hell up. We know who did this. We know what happened. Just... **** off... I'll... finish this.
McGray- I've... got gas.
Wacky- ...
McGray- ...
Wacky- You'll never be my brother in law.

Back at the top of the peak, Bender and Alissa formulate solutions.

Bender- Well, if they could ascend, why can't we do the same thing to get rid of them?
Alissa- Speaking of which, shouldn't the gods they replaced be down here by now?

Just then, two aged bodies slowly descend from the skies. Bender and Alissa run to them.

Polas- Oh my freakin' head....
AV- Make way!

AV barges in to look upon his old friend.

AV- How bad is it?
Polas- It's mostly the groin, oh the pain in the groin.
AV- And you?
Krosser- I cannot feel my legs. Where are my legs.
AV- Hmmm seems the descension causes numbness.
Polas- I can't believe you guys didn't kill them or something. I mean, don't you use arrows?
Bender- Who is Arr, and who does he owe?
Polas- ... Baby powder.

Polas pimp slaps Bender.

jukester

I told you someone would die! Fools!

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DL and ZiH ascend into the Realm of Gods.

Mars- Uhh... who... ZiH? DL?
Jeaton- This cannot be good.
DL- Ohhh.... the OTHER gods... let's have some fun.
ZiH- That's right, it's time for us to receive our powers from your former comrades.
Jeaton- Mars, we must stop them from gaining these powers.
Mars- It's too late. They gain them upon entry.
Jeaton- But they don't know that.
Mars- Well... I guess we won't tell them.
DL- So? Where are our powers?
Jeaton- You have to play a little game of hide and seek first.... uhh...
Mars- ...Yep.
ZiH- I don't think we have to. I think we already have them.

ZiH raises his fist and below on the surface, dark clouds fill the skies, and meteorites start hailing.

DL- Oh! Fun!

On the surface, the groups gather.

AV- Hmmm seems they're abusing their powers already. We must depart now. Where are your ships?
Bender- Aha! Right this way!

He leads them down to where his boat was, but is not burnt down.

Bender- AWOOOOOOO!!!
Alissa- HOOOOWWWAAAAAAH!!!
Syrax- Crikey!

Bender falls to the ground crying. Alissa slaps Syrax who is trying to cop a feel .... on Bender.

jukester

AV sees the trouble.

AV- Alright. If that's what's left of your ****ty ship, then we'll have to take mine... but it'll be damn crowded.
Wacky- I'll take some on mine, but we should hurry.

Wacky picks up Monica's body and carries her solemnly to his ship. His comrades follow. AV leads McGray and the others to the former's ship.

AV- Get on.
Polas- You made upgrades on it since last time, eh.
AV- Yeah but we can talk about that later.
McGray- Whoo whee!
AV- Shut up. Ascension Peak may be quite dangerous, so... HURRY THE **** UP.

Alissa and Bender dawdle on board as QoL looks back at the mountain.

QoL- I'm staying.
AV- Ok, maybe I didn't make this clear, floppy crotch, but we need to get out of here.
QoL- So go. I'm pretty much immortal.
Polas- Yes well... only half way now, if ZiH and DL figured out how to remove your immunity from wind and fire spells.
krosser- What he said. Kill the midgets.
QoL- Git! I've got **** to take care of.

jukester

uh oh, are the midgets planning something?

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QoL doesn't even glance back at the ship as he hurries to the peak.

QoL- Now where are they....

Sapphire rustles.

Sapphire- Ugh... what...where am I?
QoL- In the middle of freakin' Hell if you don't haul ass!

QoL grabs Mac and Sapphire and dashes off. Ascension Peak's top erupts into a volcano. Magma and lightening mix to form a horrendous natural disaster. QoL reaches the beach and casts a spell upon himself which turns him into a bubble which encompasses Sapphire and Mac.

QoL- Garble garble!
Sapphire- ..huh?
Mac- Seems the Ascension failed...
Sapphire- Indeed. Well, at least we're still alive.
Mac- Right.
Sapphire- Right.
QoL- Warble.
Mac- Who is talking? And why are we in a comically oversized bubble?

jukester

In the skies of the gods, Jeaton and Mars fall to DL and ZiH.

DL- Yes... this is working perfectly.
ZiH- Indeed indeed.
Jeaton- ...Gah! ... urg, Mars... Ma-.... M....
Mars- No.... Don't do it, ZiH!
ZiH- Oh but why not? He can take a little internal burning, can't he? ...Can't you?
Jeaton- Gaaaah!
ZiH- Whoops guess not.
DL- Heh... It's Mars's turn!
Mars- What?!?!
DL- Oh yes, Marsy boy. You shall fall like the rest.
Mars- PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!
DL- ...
ZiH- ...
Jeaton- ...
DL- ...
ZiH- ...
Jeaton- AHHHH! THE PAIN.

Back in AV's ship, McGray vomits.

AV- Sea sick much?
McGray- No but... BLARGH. I ... my... stoma- BLARGH!
Alissa- What's wrong? Your...

Just then, she faints to the floor of the ship.

AV- ****... it's happening.
Polas- It has begun.
krosser- It shall end far from today, far from tomorrow. The world shall fall in pain, in plague, in sorrow.
McGray- ... Urch.... what's going on....
Polas- The gods... the other two are being killed as we speak. It's only possible to kill a god via another god. Since us four were already friends, we would not turn our backs on each other like that.
AV- Tis true.
Bender- So explain the vomiting which is getting on my pelvis.
Polas- The death of his god, Jeaton, causes him to die as well. Same with the girl.

They sail off, not knowing what destruction lies ahead of them. Their fates are in the hands of the ones who wish to kill them. When all is lost, when a bleak world falls upon their land, what will they do to prevent Hell from reaching the surface?

jukester,
~FIN~

Fantastic. You have me waiting eagerly for the next episode.

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Remember, the next episode will be Episode I. This is Episode IV. SO, that means we're leaving the current situation where DL and ZiH are hell-bent gods and moving something different. We go back in time a few decades, before McGray is born. Thanks for reading if you did.

This will return in the late summer.

jukester

Let's just get this to 500 for god's sake.

jukester

PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

jukester

I'll help.
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I think the moral of this story is to not date girls who carry around lunchboxes -Polas

Sex sex sex!

jukester