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ZSB Sitcom: Quest of the Elements: Episode IV The
Fabled Rising
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/10/2003 11:47:14 AM | Message
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The object HoT sees, it opens its eyes. The glow
of red sends an eerie sense of danger into everyone there. Blistered
Otter and FFVIIMAN start screaming. The object's eyes show anger and
shoot a beam of fire at BO and FFVII.
BO- POOPIES! RUN FOR IT!
FFVII- Dammit these are new stolen panties!
BO- Schw- YOU STOLE MY PANTIES?
HoT stands there in fear, but makes no noise. He examines the object.
HoT- The quest...?
Wacky wakes up. He walks to the kitchen and starts some waffle mix.
Wacky- Damn that was a ****ing groovy sleep. ..The hell? We have no milk? ****.
He walks to the front entrance to look to see if the milk man came.
Wacky- **** **** face.
He sees the letter for him there from DL.
Wacky- WTF when did this arrive.
He reads it through. His face lights up as he runs to get his axe and a horse. In seconds, he rides to where the letter was sent from.
jukester
BO- POOPIES! RUN FOR IT!
FFVII- Dammit these are new stolen panties!
BO- Schw- YOU STOLE MY PANTIES?
HoT stands there in fear, but makes no noise. He examines the object.
HoT- The quest...?
Wacky wakes up. He walks to the kitchen and starts some waffle mix.
Wacky- Damn that was a ****ing groovy sleep. ..The hell? We have no milk? ****.
He walks to the front entrance to look to see if the milk man came.
Wacky- **** **** face.
He sees the letter for him there from DL.
Wacky- WTF when did this arrive.
He reads it through. His face lights up as he runs to get his axe and a horse. In seconds, he rides to where the letter was sent from.
jukester
From: Tediz247
| Posted: 8/10/2003 11:48:20 AM | Message
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YAY!
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."
From: Tha2000
| Posted: 8/10/2003 11:48:33 AM | Message
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Great story...but I think that I need to be in it
somewhere...or maybe I don't.
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Unscramble this: a2T00h0 0rrx0z 0j0r 0b0rzx 0d0d
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Unscramble this: a2T00h0 0rrx0z 0j0r 0b0rzx 0d0d
From: HandofThrawn
| Posted: 8/10/2003 11:49:25 AM | Message
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Hurrah!
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"You do not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed." ~ Axel Oxenstierna {åß}
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"You do not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed." ~ Axel Oxenstierna {åß}
From: X
Slayer007 X | Posted: 8/10/2003 11:54:57 AM | Message
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cool
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{åß} Vhere is dis satan? Bring him to me, I fill him with bullets!-Ahnold Schwarzengger in"End of Days"
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{åß} Vhere is dis satan? Bring him to me, I fill him with bullets!-Ahnold Schwarzengger in"End of Days"
From: DoctorPhil
| Posted: 8/10/2003 12:19:11 PM | Message
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It's back!
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Ðøç+ø® Þh¡£ {Ū}
This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello
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Ðøç+ø® Þh¡£ {Ū}
This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/10/2003 1:19:23 PM | Message
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ZiH- Does that sound good to you?
DL- Yes, yes it does, ZiH. When would you like to execute this?
ZiH- As soon as possible. But we need that crystal from your henchman character first.
DL- That's being taken care of as we speak.
ZiH- Oh really. He's just gonna show up with the crystal and give it to us?
DL- With the right words, anyone will do anything.
Just then, the front door is hacked down with the rageful swings of an axe.
Wacky- You want your ****ing crystal, *****? ****ING TAKE IT.
ZiH- You're always full of mystery, DL.
DL- Aye it's the truth. ..Wacky, really, alone I could tear you apart. But today, I have my old friend ZiH, whom I think is more powerful than I.
ZiH- Oh you kid around too much.
DL- Heh, Wacky, just give us the crystal before we take it, and your life.
Wacky- No way, schlopes. Go ahead and try. I'm so much more powerful than you ****s.
Wacky, with the blunt of the axe, smashes and entire wall into pieces with one swing.
Wacky- Aha... ahahaha!
jukester
DL- Yes, yes it does, ZiH. When would you like to execute this?
ZiH- As soon as possible. But we need that crystal from your henchman character first.
DL- That's being taken care of as we speak.
ZiH- Oh really. He's just gonna show up with the crystal and give it to us?
DL- With the right words, anyone will do anything.
Just then, the front door is hacked down with the rageful swings of an axe.
Wacky- You want your ****ing crystal, *****? ****ING TAKE IT.
ZiH- You're always full of mystery, DL.
DL- Aye it's the truth. ..Wacky, really, alone I could tear you apart. But today, I have my old friend ZiH, whom I think is more powerful than I.
ZiH- Oh you kid around too much.
DL- Heh, Wacky, just give us the crystal before we take it, and your life.
Wacky- No way, schlopes. Go ahead and try. I'm so much more powerful than you ****s.
Wacky, with the blunt of the axe, smashes and entire wall into pieces with one swing.
Wacky- Aha... ahahaha!
jukester
From: FFVIIMAN
| Posted: 8/10/2003 1:19:31 PM | Message
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Yay!
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/10/2003 4:26:38 PM | Message
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Yar!
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: ParasiteKola
| Posted: 8/10/2003 4:53:16 PM | Message
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jukey is back? Holy cow.
If he wants to do this realistically, those two losers don't have a chance against me. I pwned their ass time and time again in arguments.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
If he wants to do this realistically, those two losers don't have a chance against me. I pwned their ass time and time again in arguments.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/10/2003 5:20:43 PM | Message
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Yeah if it was realistic I'd come in and destroy
all three. ...Yar!
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: FFVIIMAN
| Posted: 8/10/2003 5:34:12 PM | Message
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If it was more realistic, I'd turn into a rabid
goat and bite off Bender's finger.
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
From: ParasiteKola
| Posted: 8/10/2003 5:48:15 PM | Message
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LOL, poor Bender is not thinking
clearly.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/10/2003 5:50:36 PM | Message
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I never think clearly. Way to point out the
obvious, WACKSTER. pwned
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: ParasiteKola
| Posted: 8/10/2003 6:23:19 PM | Message
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Bendover, try not to sound stupider than normal
with your hypothetical situations. PWNED!!!
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/10/2003 6:30:32 PM | Message
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Hey Wacky...nice shirt! LOL
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/10/2003 7:07:44 PM | Message
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Screen- Whe.. where am I? All I remember is being
hit over the head with something hard... I'm.. bleeding?!? Drat.. I
hate bleeding. Where's my horse? What... a river? The closest river
to Tauto.. yes that's the name of my home town... is about.. 14
miles. Damn.. that's a damn long walk. I hate long walks. Why did I
lose my horse-
Mac- Shut up, I hate whiners.
Mac jumps out of the tree Screen Name is near. He walks over.
Mac
21
Wind
"Frontenac will eat you in your sleep."
Screen- Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you here?
Mac- I'm Mac of Bregenek and I'm here because there's all these damn gangs in Bregenek who constantly fight.
Screen- Ahh.
Mac- Now that I think about it, one of them probably did you in like that. Took your horse because it was your most expensive piece.
Screen- ..Hey you don't know that! .. I could have had some pretty expensive thingies... like ... shiny shiny shiny stones.
Mac- You? Ha. No.
Screen- Damn.
jukester
Mac- Shut up, I hate whiners.
Mac jumps out of the tree Screen Name is near. He walks over.
Mac
21
Wind
"Frontenac will eat you in your sleep."
Screen- Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you here?
Mac- I'm Mac of Bregenek and I'm here because there's all these damn gangs in Bregenek who constantly fight.
Screen- Ahh.
Mac- Now that I think about it, one of them probably did you in like that. Took your horse because it was your most expensive piece.
Screen- ..Hey you don't know that! .. I could have had some pretty expensive thingies... like ... shiny shiny shiny stones.
Mac- You? Ha. No.
Screen- Damn.
jukester
From: RockMFR
5 | Posted: 8/10/2003 7:25:20 PM | Message
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yay and all that
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"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad." ~ The Wizard o_0
Ohio State-31 miami-24
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"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad." ~ The Wizard o_0
Ohio State-31 miami-24
From: Ganondork
| Posted: 8/10/2003 7:25:35 PM | Message
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Yay, sitcom!
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Ganondork, u rule ~ judgejules
*ego boost*
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Ganondork, u rule ~ judgejules
*ego boost*
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/11/2003 9:10:54 AM | Message
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Mac- Kid, where you headed? Tauto? That IS a long
walk. Alright, maybe I'm just bored, or still having the effects of
that creamed cow, but I'll give you a ride there. I have a
Griffin.
Screen- Gee golly thanks mistah!
Mac whistles loudly and a Griffin appears from behind the mountains in the distance and soars over to Mac. Screen Name and Mac get on and fly to Tauto.
In a dark canyon with water dripping from its cliffs, a body is found with his hands around a squirrel. ...Ganondork regains consiousness.
Ganondork- Oh... bloody hell... YOU DAMN squirrel where ARE we?!?
LikeWhoa- Flibby qurk smark!
Ganondork- And where's me pendant?!? ... YOU ATE IT?!
LikeWhoa- Kurny spluge plork!
Ganondork- Oy, I'll.. I'll just wait for you to poo it out.. mkay.
He gets up and brushes off the dust from his long fall. He looks for a trail to the top.
Ganondork- Geez, how long have I been down here, mate?
LikeWhoa- 3 days.
Ganondork- Schwa?
LikeWhoa- Morfle?
jukester
Screen- Gee golly thanks mistah!
Mac whistles loudly and a Griffin appears from behind the mountains in the distance and soars over to Mac. Screen Name and Mac get on and fly to Tauto.
In a dark canyon with water dripping from its cliffs, a body is found with his hands around a squirrel. ...Ganondork regains consiousness.
Ganondork- Oh... bloody hell... YOU DAMN squirrel where ARE we?!?
LikeWhoa- Flibby qurk smark!
Ganondork- And where's me pendant?!? ... YOU ATE IT?!
LikeWhoa- Kurny spluge plork!
Ganondork- Oy, I'll.. I'll just wait for you to poo it out.. mkay.
He gets up and brushes off the dust from his long fall. He looks for a trail to the top.
Ganondork- Geez, how long have I been down here, mate?
LikeWhoa- 3 days.
Ganondork- Schwa?
LikeWhoa- Morfle?
jukester
From: Stitchy
| Posted: 8/11/2003 9:30:32 AM | Message
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Ganondork- Schwa?
LikeWhoa- Morfle?
Stitchy- Gold.
Nice to see the sitcom hitting the next season.
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no code
LikeWhoa- Morfle?
Stitchy- Gold.
Nice to see the sitcom hitting the next season.
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no code
From: DoctorPhil
| Posted: 8/11/2003 10:32:03 AM | Message
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Hehehe. This sticom brings me great
joy.
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Ðøç+ø® Þh¡£ {Ū}
This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello
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Ðøç+ø® Þh¡£ {Ū}
This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello
From: ParasiteKola
| Posted: 8/11/2003 2:02:36 PM | Message
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Hey jukey, stop using schwa wrongly. You don't
capitalize the s f00! Pitiful child...
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
From: questoflink
| Posted: 8/11/2003 2:10:10 PM | Message
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I love this sitcom. Just don't go into reruns,
Jukester.
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)
From: MacDaddy
Mike | Posted: 8/11/2003 2:31:04 PM | Message
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Finally.
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From now on, everyone is to be just like Mac. No argument. - CNW101
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike!
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From now on, everyone is to be just like Mac. No argument. - CNW101
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike!
From: airforce
| Posted: 8/11/2003 2:59:58 PM | Message
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Meh. I still like the college setting better. Oh
well, this one still makes me giggle. BRING BACK CIRCLE
JERKS.
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I must've kicked more guys in the nuts than I realized.~JJ
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I must've kicked more guys in the nuts than I realized.~JJ
From: FFVIIMAN
| Posted: 8/11/2003 4:21:14 PM | Message
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yay!!
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/11/2003 11:49:08 PM | Message
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JJ- Dude, wake up. It's ****ing 2 in the
afternoon.
Warlock- No mommy, no more beer, the dog has had enough... Zzz...
Duel- Wake up before I touch you in your special place, Peaches!
Warlock- Mmm... bacon cake..? For me...? Why thank you...
Duel stomps his foot in a precariously close area to Warlock.
Warlock- HOOO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Duel- Eep! Someone hold me... priest?
JJ- Warlock, snap out of it! We gots to get going.
Habnot walks out to them. He has his bible.
Habnot- I had something to say, but God said that it's best muttered under my breath.
He walks over to Warlock who has barely woken up.
Habnot- I think God's telling me something along the lines of... he hates you.
Warlock- Just another day in the life of Warlock.. schmoooooth....
JJ- We should find McGray.
Warlock- Why are you being so serious?
JJ- I ... ... damn you, Peaches!
jukester
Warlock- No mommy, no more beer, the dog has had enough... Zzz...
Duel- Wake up before I touch you in your special place, Peaches!
Warlock- Mmm... bacon cake..? For me...? Why thank you...
Duel stomps his foot in a precariously close area to Warlock.
Warlock- HOOO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Duel- Eep! Someone hold me... priest?
JJ- Warlock, snap out of it! We gots to get going.
Habnot walks out to them. He has his bible.
Habnot- I had something to say, but God said that it's best muttered under my breath.
He walks over to Warlock who has barely woken up.
Habnot- I think God's telling me something along the lines of... he hates you.
Warlock- Just another day in the life of Warlock.. schmoooooth....
JJ- We should find McGray.
Warlock- Why are you being so serious?
JJ- I ... ... damn you, Peaches!
jukester
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/12/2003 1:44:58 PM | Message
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DP walks alone, wet and scared.
DP- Poor Ganondork.. I have to find McGray! Where is he anyways?
DP looks around. She realizes she can't find out where he is. She finds a cave and rests.
Suicune wakes up.
Suicune- Hmm... McGray...?
He isn't there. She gets up and looks around.
Suicune- How the blue hell did he get out?
jukester,
lazy and tired
DP- Poor Ganondork.. I have to find McGray! Where is he anyways?
DP looks around. She realizes she can't find out where he is. She finds a cave and rests.
Suicune wakes up.
Suicune- Hmm... McGray...?
He isn't there. She gets up and looks around.
Suicune- How the blue hell did he get out?
jukester,
lazy and tired
From: Element05
| Posted: 8/12/2003 1:48:40 PM | Message
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With the Sitcom back, it's only a matter of time
before the new n00bs and trolls come in begging for a
part.
how to lose a girlfriend
how to lose a girlfriend
From: ParasiteKola
| Posted: 8/12/2003 1:50:53 PM | Message
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A wise old man once said: "KISS MY ASS OR
DIE!!!"
The n00bs should kiss jukey's ass for a piece of the pie.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
The n00bs should kiss jukey's ass for a piece of the pie.
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/12/2003 11:24:25 PM | Message
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There is a grand card table sitting in the
heavens. Four pairs of hands hold their card hands. The gods
speak.
Jeaton- Got any 4's?
Polas- Go fish.
Jeaton- Damn.
Krosser- blaem the commies
Mars- Got any Jacks?
Polas- Go fish.
Jeaton- McGray... he's doing some weird hero ****.
Mars- Really? Is he looking for my lost crystal? My crystal is always the one that's stolen. Never Polas's. Why. Why.
Polas- People can't touch the Polas.
Krosser- but i do all the time
Polas- And keep it coming, Big K.
Jeaton- I'm starting to worry he's gonna mess stuff up big time.
Polas- It's probably best to not worry about it. Remember, we can make sure nothing TOO bad happens.
Jeaton- True, but that's like cheating.
Krosser- better to cheet then to lose it all to grede
Mars- But greed is easily overthrown, I'm sure McGray can do it. I have faith.
Jeaton- We all do. ... Riiiight, Polas?
Polas- Yeah yeah faith whatever.
jukester
Jeaton- Got any 4's?
Polas- Go fish.
Jeaton- Damn.
Krosser- blaem the commies
Mars- Got any Jacks?
Polas- Go fish.
Jeaton- McGray... he's doing some weird hero ****.
Mars- Really? Is he looking for my lost crystal? My crystal is always the one that's stolen. Never Polas's. Why. Why.
Polas- People can't touch the Polas.
Krosser- but i do all the time
Polas- And keep it coming, Big K.
Jeaton- I'm starting to worry he's gonna mess stuff up big time.
Polas- It's probably best to not worry about it. Remember, we can make sure nothing TOO bad happens.
Jeaton- True, but that's like cheating.
Krosser- better to cheet then to lose it all to grede
Mars- But greed is easily overthrown, I'm sure McGray can do it. I have faith.
Jeaton- We all do. ... Riiiight, Polas?
Polas- Yeah yeah faith whatever.
jukester
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/12/2003 11:30:32 PM | Message
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I was wondering when we'd hear from the other
gods.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: McGray
| Posted: 8/12/2003 11:40:06 PM | Message
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This sitcom is so frickin'
sweet.
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"You could no more evade my wrath...than you could your own shadow." ~DT
Thus Sayeth McGray
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"You could no more evade my wrath...than you could your own shadow." ~DT
Thus Sayeth McGray
From: krosser
| Posted: 8/13/2003 1:51:46 AM | Message
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yes i am god like o hell yea
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1/2 of the Legendary Lonestars
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1/2 of the Legendary Lonestars
From: Tediz247
| Posted: 8/13/2003 9:49:47 AM | Message
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Perfection.
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/13/2003 1:37:06 PM | Message
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ZiH and DL stand up, adjusting their fancy robes.
Each with a sly grin on their faces.
ZiH- There's no way for you to win. Give us the crystal.
Wacky- Shut the hell up! There's more to this than you realize.
DL- Heh heh, easy now, Speedy. Calm yourself before your neck blows up. Did you actually take that note seriously? Sheesh, I thought you could take a joke.
Wacky- SHUT UP. I'll ****ing murder ya all!
ZiH- He's funny when he's mad.
BO and FFVIIMAN enter their hide out, breathing hard from running. They sit down.
FFVII- WTF was that? Hell that thing was ****ing ... DAMN.
BO- I dunno man.. I dunno....
jukester
ZiH- There's no way for you to win. Give us the crystal.
Wacky- Shut the hell up! There's more to this than you realize.
DL- Heh heh, easy now, Speedy. Calm yourself before your neck blows up. Did you actually take that note seriously? Sheesh, I thought you could take a joke.
Wacky- SHUT UP. I'll ****ing murder ya all!
ZiH- He's funny when he's mad.
BO and FFVIIMAN enter their hide out, breathing hard from running. They sit down.
FFVII- WTF was that? Hell that thing was ****ing ... DAMN.
BO- I dunno man.. I dunno....
jukester
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/14/2003 1:39:00 PM | Message
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Bender- Yarr me horny...
Syrax- ...
Bender- ...
Syrax- ...
Bender- I say, yar me horny you barnacle!
Syrax- You may not touch my monkey.
Bender- Let me!
Syrax- No!
Bender- Do it!
Syrax- No!
Bender- Let me touch!
Alissa- Are you trying to rape the Syrax again?
Bender- jibbity doo daa I thought you were on vacation.
Alissa- I said I was going to the bathroom.
Bender- ..Another day, Syrax. You won't be on guard... you will be sleeping.. then your monkey will be mine. Now let's go fondle, honey.
JJ, Duel and Warlock leave the church. Habnots watches them leave, knowing something in the back of his head. He grabs his staff and follows them in the distance.
JJ- Alright, we have to find the others.
Warlock- Why, I like our little clan of misfits.
Duel- Yay misfits!
Warlock- And why the hell are you so serious? Are you having your period?
JJ- Dammit I knew I should've cleaned that stain.
jukester
Syrax- ...
Bender- ...
Syrax- ...
Bender- I say, yar me horny you barnacle!
Syrax- You may not touch my monkey.
Bender- Let me!
Syrax- No!
Bender- Do it!
Syrax- No!
Bender- Let me touch!
Alissa- Are you trying to rape the Syrax again?
Bender- jibbity doo daa I thought you were on vacation.
Alissa- I said I was going to the bathroom.
Bender- ..Another day, Syrax. You won't be on guard... you will be sleeping.. then your monkey will be mine. Now let's go fondle, honey.
JJ, Duel and Warlock leave the church. Habnots watches them leave, knowing something in the back of his head. He grabs his staff and follows them in the distance.
JJ- Alright, we have to find the others.
Warlock- Why, I like our little clan of misfits.
Duel- Yay misfits!
Warlock- And why the hell are you so serious? Are you having your period?
JJ- Dammit I knew I should've cleaned that stain.
jukester
From: RockMFR
5 | Posted: 8/14/2003 2:50:19 PM | Message
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Warlock- And why the hell are you so serious?
Are you having your period?
JJ- Dammit I knew I should've cleaned that stain.
awesomeness....
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JJ- Dammit I knew I should've cleaned that stain.
awesomeness....
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"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad." ~ The Wizard o_0
Ohio State-31 miami-24
From: Cauchys
Inequality | Posted: 8/14/2003 9:37:50 PM | Message
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There's something wrong when this is on the
second page. I will fix the error. *And thusly did Cauchy fix the
error.*
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"Cauchy: Bastion of infinite wit" ~InvaderDirk
The ZSB: <insert witty put-down here> (Ū)
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The ZSB: <insert witty put-down here> (Ū)
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/14/2003 9:40:51 PM | Message
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I was wondering when I'd show up again.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/14/2003 11:20:35 PM | Message
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Yeah, I don't really have big plans for Bender.
Odds are you'll just do some stuff and then other people will carry
the story.
jukester
jukester
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/14/2003 11:23:32 PM | Message
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I'm perfectly fine with that.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/14/2003 11:24:14 PM | Message
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Somehow I knew you would be.
jukester
jukester
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/15/2003 3:40:43 AM | Message
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HoT nears the object. Cautiously, he tries to
make contact with it.
HoT- Are you... the Fifth Element?
QoL- Do I look like a flat chick? No, I am the Link.
HoT- Link?
QoL- The Link between all elements!
HoT- Ah, right then.
QoL- I was sent here to aid McGray.
HoT- Oh right, yes we should find him.
QoL- Oh yeah, who the hell are you?
HoT- Oh, just an ally of McGray. We were split up some time ago.
QoL- Hmm, disaster!
HoT- Well, not really. It was a planned split up.
QoL- No... for McGray! I see it coming!
HoT- Oh really, you must be magical then, I see nothing of that sort.
QoL- Away we go!
QoL flies away, leaving HoT in the dust on the earth. QoL looks down.
HoT- I can't fly, you know!
QoL- Inferior humans. Dammit, Jeaton, why did you send me here.
DP- Brr... I hate being alone. Where is everyone!? Wait.. a voice? Voices..? Genitalia jokes? JJ! Warlock! Duel!
She runs out of the cave to find JJ, Warlock, and Duel.
JJ- Hey! Woman... great.
Duel- Oh, hi!
Warlock- Heeeey foxy lady... lobstah!
jukester
HoT- Are you... the Fifth Element?
QoL- Do I look like a flat chick? No, I am the Link.
HoT- Link?
QoL- The Link between all elements!
HoT- Ah, right then.
QoL- I was sent here to aid McGray.
HoT- Oh right, yes we should find him.
QoL- Oh yeah, who the hell are you?
HoT- Oh, just an ally of McGray. We were split up some time ago.
QoL- Hmm, disaster!
HoT- Well, not really. It was a planned split up.
QoL- No... for McGray! I see it coming!
HoT- Oh really, you must be magical then, I see nothing of that sort.
QoL- Away we go!
QoL flies away, leaving HoT in the dust on the earth. QoL looks down.
HoT- I can't fly, you know!
QoL- Inferior humans. Dammit, Jeaton, why did you send me here.
DP- Brr... I hate being alone. Where is everyone!? Wait.. a voice? Voices..? Genitalia jokes? JJ! Warlock! Duel!
She runs out of the cave to find JJ, Warlock, and Duel.
JJ- Hey! Woman... great.
Duel- Oh, hi!
Warlock- Heeeey foxy lady... lobstah!
jukester
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/15/2003 3:53:55 AM | Message
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Warlock- Heeeey foxy lady... lobstah!
That made me giggle. Seriously.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
That made me giggle. Seriously.
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: jukester
| Posted: 8/15/2003 3:58:19 AM | Message
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Bender- Hey babes, know what a funny word
is?
Alissa- What.
Bender- Squeegy. It's the sound we should be making now.
Alissa- *slap*
jukester
Alissa- What.
Bender- Squeegy. It's the sound we should be making now.
Alissa- *slap*
jukester
From: Bender1616
| Posted: 8/15/2003 4:26:41 AM | Message
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Seriously, dude. That's EXACTLY what I'd say. How
DO you do it?
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
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“My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?”-Div
From: MacDaddy
Mike | Posted: 8/15/2003 9:29:27 AM | Message
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I can see Bender saying
that.
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From now on, everyone is to be just like Mac. No argument. - CNW101
SPOOKAY!™, it's Royal Guardsman Mac!
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From now on, everyone is to be just like Mac. No argument. - CNW101
SPOOKAY!™, it's Royal Guardsman Mac!
From: DoctorPhil
| Posted: 8/15/2003 6:56:32 PM | Message
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Hehe. Bumpo.
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This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello
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This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello