Ganondork and Likewhoa search for an exit of the canyon type thing they fell in.

Ganondork- Oy... this be bad, my friend.
Likewhoa- snurgle!
Ganondork- Where are we?
Likewhoa- Andora Canyon.
Ganondork- Oh ok.
Likewhoa- Yargomorfle!
Ganondork- Sigh... I'm so hungry.. I wish I had something to ...eat....
Likewhoa- Schnurf???
Ganondork- ...
Likewhoa- ...
Ganondork- Mmmm....
Likewhoa- Rargle! Snurfit! Ploop!
Ganondork- For a God damn squirrel you make the most ****ed up sounds.
Likewhoa- Meeple!
Ganondork- I'm starting to think you're not really a squirrel.

Likewhoa runs off. He still has Ganondork's pendant.

Ganondork- Eh! Come back here, you nymph!
Likewhoa- Lee hee hee eee hee hee!

Ganondork chases.

Wacky's eyes grow redder.

Wacky- Rrrgh...
ZiH- Heh heh.

Tatl sneaks down the stairs with a frying pan and smacks Wacky in the back of his head.

Wacky- WHORE.

He falls flat on his face. DL and ZiH thank Tatl and tell her to put him in the dungeon. She reluctantly nods and drags him down the stairs into a dank dungeon. As she starts to strap him to a rack, he punches her in the face.

Wacky- Ha! F00l of a t00k!

He frees his legs and grabs his axe. Tatl regains balance and pulls out her wand.

Wacky- *****...
Tatl- Knave.
Wacky- Me? HA! You work for one of those two ass-heads!
Tatl- Argh... I know, I hate it.
Wacky- Then why don't you kill the bastard in his sleep?
Tatl- I... dunno.

Wacky grins. Tatl puts away her wand.

jukester

Hey, I got a role! Am I gonna be in it again?
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I Be QoL

I think that I need to be an erotic horse that LikeWhoa rides off into the sunset.
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Unscramble this: a2T00h0 0rrx0z 0j0r 0b0rzx 0d0d

DP- Where WERE you guys?
Duel- Just down yonder.
DP- What's that.. a church? OH do they have food!?
JJ- Yeah, why don't you go check?
Warlock- Umm.. ...

They sit in silence as they have nothing funny to say anymore. Like they did, ever.

I'm sure everyone has been wondering where everyone's favorite hero has been. He's had much to do lately. Since the theiving of the crystals, he's had to work with others to develop a defense system to prevent the remaining two from being stolen. AV has had a hard day.

AV- Dammit man. We NEED to keep these two safe. As many ****ing guards as it takes.
Coolguy- Most of my men have been sick with the plague lately. Damn shame, really. They're strong.
AV- And you? How will Lapointe handle the attack?
AP- We have a damn good navy, but, like in Lajuenesse, my land men have the plague.
AV- ****. What can we do.
Coolguy- Perhaps we can just assault the problem.
AV- We don't know what the ****ing problem is.
AP- Where's OV? He has some input, like an idea.
Coolguy- He said he's en route.
AV- Cartographer!
Tha- Yessir!?
AV- Find a damn map of the country.
Tha- K sir!

Coolguy
49
Wind
"Get the damn monkey away from my pants!"

AP
53
Wind
"Find a way to get that damn monkey in his pants!"

Tha
20
Earth
"I make stuff!"

jukester

Tha- I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

jukester

Shortest. Episode. Ever.

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

Tatl walks up the staircase to ZiH and DL. They spot her and ask her how it went.

Tatl- He's shackled up, barely consious, yet he requests to see Lord DL.
DL- Oh really... 'right then. I'll see him.

He gets up and walks down to the dungeon. He stops. Peaks his head out to the living room.

DL- Coming, ZiH?
ZiH- Hmm... yes... right then.
DL- Ok, let's get on with it.

They walk down. As they near the bottom, it grows darker.

Screen Name and Mac are walking on the road discussing various bits on info on nature.

Mac- So then I ripped the jugular of the Golem and he was like "Rarooo..." and fell on some people.
SN- Spiffy!
Mac- So.. is this the place?
SN- Yep.
Mac- Old man ZiH lives here. Watch yourself as you enter.
SN- Mkay.

He walks up the stairs and knocks. Tatl opens the door.

Tatl- Uh oh, hello. Umm...-
ZiH- Who is it?
SN- I'm here for Lord DL!
DL- Oh yes, come in.
ZiH- Tatl, invite the boy in!

Screen Name goes in. Mac hides in the bushes, watching and listening.

Tatl- DL is in the dungeon, meeting with an old comrade.
SN- I really should just talk to him and get out of here. Can I go see him?
Tatl- Umm well... sure why not.

Screen Name goes into the dungeon. Tatl follows and slowly pulls out her wand. Mac sees this and jumps through the window.

jukester

How exciting!!
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A deep thought: #111: If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

Time for my moment of triumph!

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From now on, everyone is to be just like Mac. No argument. - CNW101
SPOOKAY!™, it's Royal Guardsman Mac!

Yes, I especially liked the bit about Meow Mix. Best. Episode. Ever.

DL enters the dungeon. He sees a figure on the wall, shackled. He nears it. ZiH walks beside DL. He squints his eyes at the figure. Just then, Wacky sneaks up behind him. He thrusts the blunt of his axe into DL's back. ZiH turns and pulls out his rapier. Screen Name appears and DL puts a dagger to his neck.

DL- Cease, or the civilian dies, Wacky.
Wacky- **** that, you think I care what you do to him?
DL- Dammit Wacky, be a damn a good guy for a change.

Tatl walks in and puts her wand to DL's head, the wand charged with an electrical glow.

ZiH- What are you doing? Stop that, this instant!
Tatl- Ha. No.
DL- I see....

jukester

Mac rushes down the stairs. He sees Screen Name being held hostage. Before he rushes in, he sees what he can actually do to help. He casts a mild-leveled Dust Storm spell. In the fog, he disarms Tatl and ZiH and frees Screen Name. Wacky uses this oppurtunity to slash at DL, but he is not there to be slashed. Neither is ZiH.

Wacky- ******s! Where'd they go?!?

OV arrives at the compound where AP, AV, and Coolguy await.

OV- Sorry I was delayed.
AV- What do you have to offer?
AP- Yes, you said you had an idea.
OV- Well, the reason the crystals were stolen.. you all know, correct?
Coolguy- I have not been informed as to the reasons.
OV- Well... the four crystals, Wind, Fire, Water and Earth... when put together under a certain condition, like moonlight or underwater, they form into one artifact. And this artifact is said to be used to ascend to become a god.
AV- Indeed. That's what DL and ZiH are after.
AP- Wait, how did you know who was scheming this?
AV- I'm old.

Monica wakes up.

Monica- Umm hmm... yawn... AHH!
Canadian- AHH!
Monica- RAPIST!
Canadian- WOMAN IN CAPE!
Monica- Foreigner!
Canadian- Oh, zing.
Monica- Who ARE you!??
Canadian- I live here. Who are YOU?
Monica- I'm... the terror who corrects the errors!
Canadian- You corrected some errors last night ;)
Monica- I did no such thing!
Canadian- Well it was SOMEONE's hand...

He glances at his hand.

Canadian- D'oh...

jukester

Ahahahaha. Hand.

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

Lmao.
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A deep thought: #100: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Canadian- So why were you in my bed?
Monica- I was resting. I was being chased.
Canadian- Figures.
Monica- Not that way! They want to kill me.
Canadian- Look, I can see past your metaphors. I know...
Monica- Grr..

She smacks him.

Canadian- Oww.. feistay!
Monica- Really, this is serious. If that guy and the other one find me, I'm dead.
Canadian- Hmm, what can I do to help out?
Monica- Umm well.. do you have a weapon?
Canadian- A crossbow. I'm a Ranger, so it's what I do.
Monica- Give it to me. I see one of them.

Syrax wanders the streets. Monica can see him from her window. She arms the crossbow and fires for his forehead. A direct hit.

Syrax- Milk me.

He collapses.

Monica- Ah... good. Thank you... err... what is your name?
Canadian- Canadian.
Monica- ...I'm Monica. We may meet again.

She jumps out the window and runs away.

jukester

Milk me? Ahahah.
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Ðøç+ø® Þh¡£ {Ū}
This is the night; That either makes me or fordoes me quite. -Othello

I finally decide to check out jukester's sitcom, and the first thing my eyes come across is Dr. Phil asking someone to milk her.

*leaves*
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hero of time (Ū) Imperial Duck Trooper

I'm fairly certain I've missed episodes 2 and 3.

But I'm still in apparently. Gogo me.
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."[aX] Proud Member of Abadox, the brainchild of AV

...

The first one presented was Episode 3. This is Episode 4. Think of how Star Wars was presented to the public.

jukester

Teehee. Jukester's a funny guy. No, no sarcasm.
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She's especially warm around the chestal area. BOOYAH! ~ Bender1616

Bump.
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)

Bender is seen molesting a mast.

Bender- Okay, mast, give it your best shot.

Alissa walks on their ship and sees this.

Bender- Oh yeah... that's the stuff. Touch me there... LOL. I just said three random letters. LMAO. I gotta stop doing that.
Alissa- What the hell are you doing?
Bender- Humping the mast, like you asked.
Alissa- I said dumping the past.
Bender- Damn my found new dyslexia. ...
Alissa- Where's Syrax?
Bender- Still chasing the heathen.
Alissa- That idiot. May he rot in hell like the fiend he is...
Bender- ...
Alissa- Hee hee.

Mac and Screen Name run out of the dungeon. On their way back up, Screen Name steals the wallet of DL which was lying on the table.

SN- Got me my paycheck!
Mac- Snoobydoodle.

jukester

Humpin' the mast. Classic.
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Joey The Duck 52
Teenboy 49

Bender- Damn my found new dyslexia.

LOL
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)

I've actually found myself saying LOL out loud in real life when I'd regularly laugh. Yeah, I may be spending too much time online.

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

I say lol outload sometimes. *runs*
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Joey The Duck 52
Teenboy 49

outloud
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Joey The Duck 52
Teenboy 49

out loud

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

Dang. The last role I had in this was someone broke my neck. Dang.
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Joey The Duck 52
Teenboy 49

Alissa pulls out her box.

Alissa- I have something for you....
Bender- Is it porn? ... of you... and Anna Nicole Smith?
Alissa- ...
Bender- I mean, just you?
Alissa- No....
Bender- Is it a monkey in a blender?
Alissa- ...When did you want one of those?
Bender- Since Itchy Island.
Alissa- Anywho, nope.
Bender- A portable stairmaster?
Alissa- Gosh darn, it's a seal!

The box pops open and out pops Airforce, the seal.

Airforce- Ar! Ar!
Alissa- His name is Airforce. Or Airy for short.
Airforce- Ar! Ar! Ar!
Alissa- Are you alright?
Bender- A...a...a... seal....... for widdle ol' me???
Alissa- Yep.
Airforce- Ar ar! Ar! Ar ar ar!

He flaps or something sealish.

jukester

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

Hurray! I love seals!

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

Ar! Ar!
Almost best character ever. Second only to the talking squirrel
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Damn you Fishy! - jukester
The ZSB: Enough Said

Jukester ****ing rocks.
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I must've kicked more guys in the nuts than I realized.~JJ

I just read most of my Sitcom from last summer. And let me tell you I had some good laughs there. Check it out. It's great.

http://www.geocities.com/otherstuff531/sitcom1.html

jukester

Ah, ZGE. Now he was fun.
But on topic (sort of) you people don't appreciate jukey enough. I mean, just look at that sitcom. It's ART. ART, I tell you, in it's finest form: comedy.
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I must've kicked more guys in the nuts than I realized.~JJ

hiding I see
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'Playing dumb and avoiding or to ignore something that was perfectly Logical is totally stupid'

I remember that last sitcom. I didn't start reading it until there were over 200 posts, so I had a lot of catching up to do.
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

and the link you posted only has the first page of the sitcom.
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Will Turner: ...In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

No, you have to change the page number in the browser.

Just gotta be innovative.

jukester

JJ- Habnots! We have a heathen for you...
DP- Hey!
JJ- Truth be the only words in this temple, heathen.
Habnots- Err.. what? What did she do?
DP- I'm hungry.
JJ- She's always hungry.
DP- Nuh huh! What's with you, sweety?
JJ- Bleh...
Duel- I like banananananas! And milk! And and and milky bananas!
Warlock- Shut up, kid.
Duel- PEACHES! I don't like peaches.
Habnots- Did you sniff one of my bags of sugar cocaine?
Duel- Hee hee! Maaaaaaaaybe!

Likewhoa- Giggy!

He scampers into a small crevice.

Ganondork- Bloody muskrat! Gimme!
Likewhoa- Biddygig!
Ganondork- C'mon!
Likewhoa- There's something about this medallion that you don't know about.
Ganondork- Well me daddy gave it to me.
Likewhoa- He was an important man, no?
Ganondork- A former general. Hey, you can't talk?!?
Likewhoa- Snifl glork!

jukester

Stuff!

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I'm an elitist. Hug me.

"Giggly"
"Biddygig"
"Snifl Gork"
OMG that's funny
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Joey The Duck 55/Official Member of the Clan of Ducks
Teenboy 52/Official Defender of DestructiveCriticism's Beach

Oh wait it was "snifl glork" Woops.
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Joey The Duck 55/Official Member of the Clan of Ducks
Teenboy 52/Official Defender of DestructiveCriticism's Beach

Remember when you and I would sit in the Art Room at lunch and you'd make fun of me because I kept saying LOL out loud, Bender? Great stuff.
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"ha, naked."- DC [aB]
Evil Angel of n00bish Death in the CotRP GOD.

Apparently, Tatl needs stats!

Tatl
16
Wind
Sorceress
"I don't care what your day job is; you're still a slimy spawn of goat"

jukester

Hmmm this is the first time I have every read your ZSB sitcom. I just through reading this whole topic. Got to go back and read the first.

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The ZSB: We don't take sigs as seriously as you do
{åß}

Very funny and good by the way.

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The ZSB: We don't take sigs as seriously as you do
{åß}

Thank ye, OV. I think the one Mars archived from last summer was funnier just because back then, we were all looser and such and my humor was more slapstick/dirty boy and all. Of course, this one actually has a story.
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"Ay. New guy. Make with the quiet."~Stitchy
[aX]

Bump for another episode.
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I must've kicked more guys in the nuts than I realized.~JJ