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| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:25:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Yep. Five is the limit per turn. The more you
put into questions, the more I will put into answers. Usually. I
don't think any further explanation is required. So go ahead, while
I recover from the Mystery Contest. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:27:44 PM | Message Detail |
| first? --- As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:28:15 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm starving. Should I spend what little money
have on a pizza? If so, what conglomerate do you
reccomend? --- No genouisis a Wind Waker Two - Nibarucrystal199 [aX] |
| From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:29:29 PM | Message Detail |
| Why didn't I win the Mystery Contest? You had my
hopes up and everything. I thought I was going to win this time for
sure. Woe is me. --- Property of Juggling Joker [aX] |
| From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:31:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Does Blistered Otter's Topic-Type Thing of Doom
and Stuff reek of sucktatude? --- "I don't care for your 'fire' gimmick. Please revamp it or find a new one." ~ Polas liek omg, d00l, it wont fit [aX] |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:34:27 PM | Message Detail |
| FFVIIMAN: first? No, I posted first. But good try. Syrax: I'm starving. Should I spend what little money have on a pizza? If so, what conglomerate do you reccomend? I don't like pizza. I would instead suggest investing in that new Boar's Head chicken that you can get at a Deli, that'll last a few sandwiches. EruptionBlade: Why didn't I win the Mystery Contest? You had my hopes up and everything. I thought I was going to win this time for sure. Woe is me. You lost due to your desecration of my topic in my absence. Cribbs won due to his frequent contributions to Stuff for Polas. Mostly I just wanted to screw as many people as possible before closing the topic. Blistered Otter: Does Blistered Otter's Topic-Type Thing of Doom and Stuff reek of sucktatude? Only if you didn't revamp or eliminate your gimmick. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 6/3/2003 4:36:33 PM | Message Detail |
| What's the best way to get a girl's phone number
on the internet? --- As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |
| From: Element05 | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:20:52 PM | Message Detail |
| What exactly is Boar's Head
chicken? --- "Got a problem? Blame it on Element!" - Duel [aX] |
| From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:22:13 PM | Message Detail |
| How high of Math have you taken? What is your major? --- Property of Juggling Joker [aX] |
| From: Strider | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:25:53 PM | Message Detail |
| New Video card, or a DSL? Nintendorks or IGN? Why are the movies 6 dollars? --- "I don't run to see who has the fastest time, I run to see who has the most guts." ~Prefontaine {εί} |
| From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:28:05 PM | Message Detail |
| what would jesus do? --- Rykn0w007 {εί} Vote LINK! |
| From: AdmiralViscen IV | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:28:16 PM | Message Detail |
| What's the gimmick in BO's
topic? --- "The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You." ~Factual Quote of the Day {εί} |
| From: Strider | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:28:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Cut all your toes off or one finger? Lose your left or right eye? --- "I don't run to see who has the fastest time, I run to see who has the most guts." ~Prefontaine {εί} |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:29:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Before the Iraq thing was semi-resolved, what
was your stance: No war, liberation, or other? --- No genouisis a Wind Waker Two - Nibarucrystal199 [aX] |
| From: AdmiralViscen IV | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:29:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Syrax, I'm surprised you of all people would
refer to the war as "liberation." --- "The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You." ~Factual Quote of the Day {εί} |
| From: willis5225 | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:47:06 PM | Message Detail |
| How did Chicago's Dyin' in Your Arms get
into my media library? --- The ending of the words is ALMSIVI The ZSB: We Are So Much Better than You {εί} |
| From: Syrax | Posted: 6/3/2003 5:55:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm just saying what I hear from patriots.
However, I think they have a good point, despite it not being the
original point. I don't like bad control of any sort, and it can get
much worse than Amerikan control. It usually is. --- No genouisis a Wind Waker Two - Nibarucrystal199 [aX] |
| From: willis5225 | Posted: 6/3/2003 8:02:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, Polas, I have two more
questions. 1) If the war is for oil, why didn't we just take the oil fields the first time we were in the Middle East and be done with it then? 2) I'm fully aware that you act politically aloof because it's not something worth discussing on a message board and losing quasi-friends over. For this reason I don't expect an answer to 1. The real question is, have you played the Matrix game and what did you think of it? I thought it was a lot of fun, but so much of it still feels like hype, like I'm fooling myself into enjoying it. --- The ending of the words is ALMSIVI The ZSB: We Are So Much Better than You {εί} |
| From: Bender1616 | Posted: 6/3/2003 8:15:15 PM | Message Detail |
| I'm in a bad mood for pretty much no reason.
What can I do to get myself in a better mood that wouldn't result in
making someone else cry? Although that thought is pretty funny to me
right now. --- The Wind Waker RPG http://www.geocities.com/bender16us/WWRPG.html http://www.geocities.com/bender16us/PostApocalypse.html |
| From: Tha2000 | Posted: 6/3/2003 8:22:27 PM | Message Detail |
| I am extremly bored. I don't know what I should
do. What should I do? --- I LOVE YOU SHUZO! |
| From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 6/3/2003 9:05:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Why must people wear pants? Why is the zipper on the front of the pants? How come they don't make pants lengths in odd numbers? What's the deal with the pokey thing on the side of a pants pocket? How come some pants don't have back belt loops? That's where you need it the most. --- "The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You." SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike! {εί} |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/3/2003 9:06:57 PM | Message Detail |
| I was casually strolling through your MC topic
when I noticed my name was mysteriously absent from the champion
list. How did I not win your contest? Who just whooped the Yankees' arses? How many babies does it take to paint a house? --- =WW-100%==P9-DC==SMB-MASTER==MKSC-WR= o_0 OHIO STATE-31 miami-24 |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 9:59:31 PM | Message Detail |
| I shall answer these page by page, in a moment
or two. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 10:09:13 PM | Message Detail |
| FFVIIMAN: What's the best way to get a girl's phone number on the internet? The best strategy is to ask her for it. In some cases, a pic may be required. Send it, or if you're not as appealing as I am, send mine, I don't care. If she still holds out, then it's probably a lost cause, so have some fun and turn it into whatever's going on in that AV topic. Element05: What exactly is Boar's Head chicken? Sliced chicken, cold cut style for sandwiches. Mm mm good. EruptionBlade: How high of Math have you taken? I can get high taking just a few quadratic equations if it's that kind of night, and one time after solving 5 matrix problems using the Gauss Jordan method, I danced on the roof with my boxers over my head for about an hour. What is your major? Politcal Science, which will help me later in the topic. Strider: New Video card, or a DSL? Connection is far more important than graphics. Nintendorks or IGN? Nintendorks is still going? Then them. Why are the movies 6 dollars? Six? Where the hell do you live? --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 10:21:57 PM | Message Detail |
| X Slayer007 X: what would jesus do? He wouldn't post in my topic asking about you, that's for sure. AdmiralViscen IV What's the gimmick in BO's topic? Something involving fire and stupidity is all I care to remember. Strider: Cut all your toes off or one finger? No thanks. Lose your left or right eye? Don't think I'll be doing that either. Syrax: Before the Iraq thing was semi-resolved, what was your stance: No war, liberation, or other? I saw no reason to invade Iraq because of the reasons the Bush administration were putting forth. Iraq obviously was never any kind of threat to us, and placing all of the emphasis on finding the weapons O.M.D. is coming back to bite Bush on the ass. It doesn't say much when you shift to "we're doing this to free the Iraqi people" in mid-war. However, I have no problem with removing Saddam Hussein from power simply for the hell of it, because it's in our best interest, and yes, in the best interest of the Iraqis. No matter how badly we're currently bungling leadership of their country, it's nothing compared to Hussein. willis5225: How did Chicago's Dyin' in Your Arms get into my media library? Don't look at me, it's hard enough keeping Boston, Chicago, and Kansas straight, maybe you made the same mistake. If the war is for oil, why didn't we just take the oil fields the first time we were in the Middle East and be done with it then? Because liberals and conservatives are equally annoying in justifying their positions. I'm fully aware that you act politically aloof because it's not something worth discussing on a message board and losing quasi-friends over. For this reason I don't expect an answer to 1. The real question is, have you played the Matrix game and what did you think of it? I thought it was a lot of fun, but so much of it still feels like hype, like I'm fooling myself into enjoying it. Don't make assumptions, I have no reason to hold back any of my beliefs, and I'm not terribly concerned about losing anything quasi. But you are right about it usually not being worth getting into. I haven't played the Matrix game, nor have I seen any of the movies except a little of the first one. Sacdaddy said the game sucked, and it mostly seems like hype is the main drawing point. Bender1616: I'm in a bad mood for pretty much no reason. What can I do to get myself in a better mood that wouldn't result in making someone else cry? Although that thought is pretty funny to me right now. Furiously beat off until you can't remember what's what. Tha2000: I am extremly bored. I don't know what I should do. What should I do? Help Bender. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/3/2003 10:27:07 PM | Message Detail |
| MacDaddy Mike: Why must people wear pants? Since when is it a must? I'm not wearing pants as I type this. Why is the zipper on the front of the pants? So you can pull your schlong through to urinate. How come they don't make pants lengths in odd numbers? When in doubt, government conspiracy. What's the deal with the pokey thing on the side of a pants pocket? It pokes. How come some pants don't have back belt loops? That's where you need it the most. All of my pants do, I don't know where you're getting your pants, but I'd suggest finding a new source of pants. RockMFR 5: I was casually strolling through your MC topic when I noticed my name was mysteriously absent from the champion list. How did I not win your contest? Because you lost. Who just whooped the Yankees' arses? They're playing the Reds tonight, and if they really did get whooped, all the better. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Three. One to hold the paint, two to turn the brush. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 6/3/2003 10:55:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Will there ever be a Polas Q&A topic with
shiny neon lights? Do you get a crapload of moths in New York this time of year? Damn moths. --- Alissa knows best... [aX] "Alissa, someday I'll say something clever enough to be in your sig." - Duel |
| From: sacdaddy 1357 | Posted: 6/3/2003 11:11:44 PM | Message Detail |
| This is a stupid one, but I have yet to get a
decent answer: Where the hell do all the video game heros go when
they fall into "pits"? Is it spikes, or some unspeakable horror that
would keep me awake at night? 2: Any suggestions for something to make my website a little more interesting? Once people go there and ready the Nikki page and Stories page, there's nothing else to do and most of them don't come back to see when I get a new story up... --- www.sacdaddy.netfirms.com "I think the moral of this story is to not date girls who carry around lunchboxes" Polas |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/3/2003 11:29:28 PM | Message Detail |
| if you like zeppelin, you gotten that new dvd
yet? --- "Dear diary... Jackpot!" |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:17:24 AM | Message Detail |
| Alissa: Will there ever be a Polas Q&A topic with shiny neon lights? No. However, as part of the CNET merger, 2/3 of my questions will be fielded by customer service representatives, as of next topic. Do you get a crapload of moths in New York this time of year? Damn moths. I haven't noticed an abundance of moths in awhile, and there are many kinds of more annoying insects out there. sacdaddy 1357: This is a stupid one, but I have yet to get a decent answer: Where the hell do all the video game heros go when they fall into "pits"? Is it spikes, or some unspeakable horror that would keep me awake at night? Usually their trailers, or the bathroom. Except in Kid Icarus, he does get savagely beaten by Eggplant Wizard and those flying bearded guys. Oh, and everytime Tails falls into a pit, Sonic and Knuckles jab him in the ass with pine cones. I've probably said too much already. 2: Any suggestions for something to make my website a little more interesting? Once people go there and ready the Nikki page and Stories page, there's nothing else to do and most of them don't come back to see when I get a new story up... That Checkers game from the Karnov site. idiotbx3: if you like zeppelin, you gotten that new dvd yet? I'm not really one for music DVD's, I prefer hearing music in most cases. DVD's usually don't have much more than stuff I can see on VH1 or MuchMusic, and the first season of 24 DVD I just got should keep me occupied for awhile, now that I finished Family Guy Vol. 1. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/4/2003 12:55:34 AM | Message Detail |
| whats yer opinion of The Pogues? --- "Dear diary... Jackpot!" |
| From: Strider | Posted: 6/4/2003 1:48:45 PM | Message Detail |
| What are your feelings on the
mullet? Picking your nose is a good thing or bad thing? Is it just me or have James Bond games gone downhill since goldeneye? Do you think it would be difficult to drink one gallon of milk in an hour? What the hell happened to me? --- "I don't run to see who has the fastest time, I run to see who has the most guts." ~Prefontaine {εί} |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/4/2003 2:52:33 PM | Message Detail |
| What is the best way to die? Can I help Bender? --- =WW-100%==P9-DC==SMB-MASTER==MKSC-WR= o_0 OHIO STATE-31 miami-24 |
| From: Captain Vegetable | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:13:53 PM | Message Detail |
| Since when did the Braves become an offensive
juggernaut? --- ''Mothers are the necessity of invention.'' - Calvin |
| From: krosser | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:15:18 PM | Message Detail |
| how close are you to making a time machine
--- Last of the great smurf Hunters |
| From: Stitchy | Posted: 6/4/2003 4:22:14 PM | Message Detail |
| What are the more annoying insects in New York
City? How are they annoying? Do they whistle really loudly & scratch their crotch when it's just you & them on the elevator? --- no code |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:41:22 PM | Message Detail |
| idiotbx3: whats yer opinion of The Pogues? My opinion is that they should change their name to something I've heard of. Strider: What are your feelings on the mullet? Simultaneously the world's most hilarious, kickass, godawful, and Southern haircut. Amazing. Picking your nose is a good thing or bad thing? Just go by the Seinfeld rule, what was it, 3 inches? Something like that. Is it just me or have James Bond games gone downhill since goldeneye? The only joy I got out of Goldeneye was turning off all weapons playing it at my friend's house and us *****-slapping the crap out of each other. So if they eliminated the *****-slapping contests, then yes. Do you think it would be difficult to drink one gallon of milk in an hour? Getting it out would be the tricky part. What the hell happened to me? It makes no sense. You're outta your gourd. You're kind of a weirdo. You even whipped it- ...eh. RockMFR 5: What is the best way to die? Tie between Polas death gaze and breast suffication. Can I help Bender? The more ther merrier. Captain Vegetable: Since when did the Braves become an offensive juggernaut? Since Sheff entered the last year of his contract. Plus you have Furcal speeding around and leading the league in hits, Chipper behind Gary, Andruw RBI'ing like he always does, and Fick not wanting to get sent back to Detroit. I'm loving watching this, but something always goes wrong in the playoffs. Usually it's the offense, I dread this year. krosser: how close are you to making a time machine I already answered this question. In 2009. Stitchy: What are the more annoying insects in New York City? I couldn't tell you, as I don't live there, although there are always your token flies and mosquitoes when I'm there. But ants, roaches, flies, mosquitoes, guys selling pens, moths pale in annoyingness to all of them. How are they annoying? Do they whistle really loudly & scratch their crotch when it's just you & them on the elevator? The roaches and the solicitors are known to do that. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: AdmiralViscen IV | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:44:28 PM | Message Detail |
| suffication ther merrier GOT YOU. suffication: suffocation, suffixation, suffocations, suffocating, affrication, ossification, affrications, affixation, affliction, ossifications, supplication, affixations, afflictions, suffocate, supplications, affection ther: there, ether, their, other, the, her, Thor, etcher, ethers, others, theirs, theory, thermo, thee, hear, heir --- "The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You." ~Factual Quote of the Day {εί} |
| From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:47:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Opinion on Family Guy? --- Rykn0w007 {εί} Vote LINK! |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:47:40 PM | Message Detail |
| All the more amazing that 98% of my messages
contain no spelling errors, considering I never use the
spellcheck. I mean, that's not a question. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:49:31 PM | Message Detail |
| X Slayer007 X: Opinion on Family Guy? The only animated show consistently funnier than The Simpsons. The only bad thing about Family Guy is that they stopped at 50. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: fred head returns | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:49:47 PM | Message Detail |
| From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:50:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I only use spell check when I don't knmow how to
spell a word. Braves are my favorite team, but why haven't I been to one of their games for 4 years? --- As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. |
| From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:52:12 PM | Message Detail |
| FFVIIMAN: Braves are my favorite team, but why haven't I been to one of their games for 4 years? Because you are a gigantic failure. I've been to one of their games in the past 7 days, and I live on Long Island. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/ |
| From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:52:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Jesus>j00 --- Rykn0w007 {εί} Vote LINK! |
| From: fred head returns | Posted: 6/4/2003 7:54:02 PM | Message Detail |
| jews are the coolest ppl ever and jesus was a jew so u cant really dis jews if u like jesus --- its funny that america was started by mostly puritans who were like wicked orthodox but today we are so corrupted compared to otehr countrys |
| From: fred head returns | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:01:35 PM | Message Detail |
| [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:09:38 PM | Message Detail |
| I don't think you understand the extent of the
moth problem we get here sometimes. 2 years ago, I remember driving
down the street and seeing moths coming at me like it was ****ing
snowing. Do you get those giant flying roaches up there? Why am I so afraid of yet fixated on big scary bugs? --- Alissa knows best... [aX] "Alissa, someday I'll say something clever enough to be in your sig." - Duel |
| From: WindYoshiReborn | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:32:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Look at all these familiar names. Haven't been
here since pre-wind waker. --- Every time I take a dump I beat it once - javeryh |
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