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From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:44:48 PM | Message Detail

So what's with people not being able to comprehend the "Q" part of the topic title? Oh well.

Alissa:

Do you get those giant flying roaches up there?

There are a lot of giant flying things, I'm not really sure what they are, but I'm fairly certain they're hybrids of many giant flying bugs who humped in the many dumpsters in our fair state.

Why am I so afraid of yet fixated on big scary bugs?

You're an inquisitive wuss. That's seriously the best I could come up with, sorry.

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From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 6/4/2003 8:46:30 PM | Message Detail

I went to at least 7 when the new stadium opened. I went to a lot at the old one.
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From: DoctorPhil | Posted: 6/4/2003 9:25:47 PM | Message Detail

What's your favorite kind of popsicle? Summer's almost here. I prefer the good old standby: cherry. But I also have a soft spot for dreamsicles. You know, the orange ones with vanilla ice cream inside. What are your preferences?
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:43:57 PM | Message Detail

how come i cant find eddys expresso chip at kroger anymore?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/4/2003 11:53:41 PM | Message Detail

DoctorPhil:

What's your favorite kind of popsicle? Summer's almost here. I prefer the good old standby: cherry. But I also have a soft spot for dreamsicles. You know, the orange ones with vanilla ice cream inside. What are your preferences?

Dreamsicles? Has "D" truly replaced "C"? What a world. Hey, remember Orange Julius? Seriously. Anyway, I like Firecrackers, those red, white and blue ones.

idiotbx3:

how come i cant find eddys expresso chip at kroger anymore?

Eddy don't live here no more. That's why.

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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:05:02 AM | Message Detail

What is your opinion on something awful's Comedy Goldmine?
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From: Quid | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:10:58 AM | Message Detail

Fudgesicles or Creamsicles (Dreamsicles? What the hell?)? And what does Polas think about some popsicle companies' attempts at making other types of creamsicles, rasberry instead of orange, for example?
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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:24:46 AM | Message Detail

Ever tried freezing semen?

It's pretty tough to freeze semen then place it on a crime scene to frame someone because the "Tails" of the semen bend when frozen.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:24:51 AM | Message Detail

Veii:

What is your opinion on something awful's Comedy Goldmine?

At this point, I only hit SA on Photoshop Phriday, so I couldn't really tell you. The irreverant humor sites seem to be going the way of the dinosaur.

Quid:

Fudgesicles or Creamsicles?

I like fudgesicles better, but they melt quicker, increasing their pain-in-the-assness.

(Dreamsicles? What the hell?)?

Phew, I'm not the only one.

And what does Polas think about some popsicle companies' attempts at making other types of creamsicles, rasberry instead of orange, for example?

I haven't had the pleasure/discomfort of tasting one of these yet, but rest assured I will launch a fact-finding mission into whether or not these "new flavors" of creamsicles are any good.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:27:05 AM | Message Detail

Veii:

Ever tried freezing semen?

First person to jerk off in a meat locker and post the results gets .... nothing. Except maybe laughed at. Especially if it freezes in mid-s ... you know, forget I answered this question.

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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:27:21 AM | Message Detail

Ah. Well I suggest that Polas check out the "translated traffic signs" in Comedy Goldmine.
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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:28:07 AM | Message Detail

Would you like to videotape me trying it, Polas?
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what's your favorite karakter in the game - NeDeRLNdR

From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:38:43 AM | Message Detail

Veii:

Would you like to videotape me trying it, Polas?

Perhaps at one time, but now that Bob Saget no longer hosts America's Funniest Home Videos, it just doesn't seem like there's a point anymore.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:41:22 AM | Message Detail

What's your favorite way to urinate?

I just tried the one-legger-no-hander. It was fun until I peed all over the toilet.
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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:44:09 AM | Message Detail

one legger? What did you do with your second leg?
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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:44:46 AM | Message Detail

That's a secret.
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From: Veii | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:54:41 AM | Message Detail

...Seriously
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 1:55:30 AM | Message Detail

60+ posts in, and this may very well be the most offensive Q&A with Polas ever. I'm both proud and horrified.

EruptionBlade

What's your favorite way to urinate?

Free form, against the wall in back of Subway.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: DoctorPhil | Posted: 6/5/2003 8:42:01 AM | Message Detail

Hmm.. Dreamsicles is a brand of creamsicles around here. My bad.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 3:42:34 PM | Message Detail

It troubled me that the possibility exists of product lettering moving forward by one on such a frantic basis without me knowing. As long as you don't say "pop" instead of "soda", everything's fine. :shifts eyes:

Translation - :one-legs, no-hands this topic back to prominence:

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/5/2003 5:00:14 PM | Message Detail

Thank god, Polas. So, will you join me in my Pop=good Soda=bad campaign?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/5/2003 5:03:32 PM | Message Detail

RockMFR 5:

Thank god, Polas. So, will you join me in my Pop=good Soda=bad campaign?

You seem to be quite the mixed up lad today, posting wrong things in wrong topics, and mixing up simple words like "good" and "bad". I feel it'd be best if you whacked yourself in the head until you're better.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: DoctorPhil | Posted: 6/5/2003 6:43:43 PM | Message Detail

Soda all the way. Actually, I tend to classify all carbonated beverages as "coke."

If you had to choose one of your five senses to lose, which would it be? Why?
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From: Ellimist | Posted: 6/5/2003 6:48:23 PM | Message Detail

So, what do you think of a potential betting/prize system involving "ZSB bucks?" I think we spoke of it earlier, but would you be willing to help out with the sports stuff?
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From: DoctorPhil | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:33:44 PM | Message Detail

Oh, and: Did you see the claymation episode of Conan? What did you think of it? I only saw the end. The mess ups were entertaining.
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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:36:32 PM | Message Detail

Has Polas ever done nude model work?

If so, where can I find pictures?

If not, why not?
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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 6/5/2003 10:39:12 PM | Message Detail

What GBA game should I get next?

What is Rand McNally?

Y'hear about Sammy Sosa corkin' his bat? (No that isn't some euphamism.) What are your opinions?

Martha Stewart. As a punishment, make her watch her own show for a prolonged period of time or the chair?
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/5/2003 11:12:05 PM | Message Detail

can i get a witness?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 12:29:44 AM | Message Detail

DoctorPhil:

If you had to choose one of your five senses to lose, which would it be? Why?

Well, I certainly can't part with my fabulous sense of style, and I've grown rather attached to my sense of self-satisfaction. My sense of humor isn't going anywhere ... I suppose I'd be able to part with my Sense & Sensibility.

Oh, and: Did you see the claymation episode of Conan? What did you think of it? I only saw the end. The mess ups were entertaining.

The fact that it was a rerun took me out of it, although clay David Bowie was badass. Conan as a whole isn't doing it for me much anymore, and I haven't watched Letterman since Family Guy took the 11:30 slot. I guess seeing the same stuff every week wears on you, no matter how funny it is. Even Actual Items or Will it Float.

Ellimist:

So, what do you think of a potential betting/prize system involving "ZSB bucks?" I think we spoke of it earlier, but would you be willing to help out with the sports stuff?

I don't think we have enough real sports fans to make it work, but I'd probably be willing to help out. Unfortunately, all we have now is baseball till September, and while that's fine by me, it doesn't bode well for what you speak of.

EruptionBlade:

Has Polas ever done nude model work?

Yes, about 30 minutes ago.

If so, where can I find pictures?

It was in front of the mirror, perhaps my gorgeous image is still engraved there.

If not, why not?

The way I shave around certain areas may offend a number of religions.

Warlock210:

What GBA game should I get next?

All of the games, even the ones only for women and midgets. The answer to this question will always be "Megaman Battle Network" unless you specify otherwise.

What is Rand McNally?

Master of all Atlases, humorous Simpsons reference, overdone PCA gag.

Y'hear about Sammy Sosa corkin' his bat? (No that isn't some euphamism.) What are your opinions?

Good, I never liked him anyway, with that stupid hop he does. Now there'll always be a "corked bat" asterisk next to his HR records. :points and laughs: And of all the teams to cork a bat against, he picked Tampa Bay. :points and laughs again:

Martha Stewart. As a punishment, make her watch her own show for a prolonged period of time or the chair?

I just think they should baste her, and drown her in glitter.

idiotbx3:

can i get a witness?

Your references are getting increasingly perplexing.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: DoctorPhil | Posted: 6/6/2003 1:51:06 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, I've kind of gotten tired of the same joke he does every night in his monologue. "We have a great show tonight... for once. I know it's never happened before, but tonight is the night!" Or some variation. Every damn night. The only thing that still cracks me up is when he has "George Bush" or someone else talking "via satellite." Er... I appear to have no question to ask. How's your day?
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From: VI VI VI | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:02:37 PM | Message Detail

Recently, I found out that there was a Blaster Master 2. Also recently, I foundout that I firggin' hate it. Ever played it? And if so, what'd you think?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:48:09 PM | Message Detail

DoctorPhil:

Yeah, I've kind of gotten tired of the same joke he does every night in his monologue. "We have a great show tonight... for once. I know it's never happened before, but tonight is the night!" Or some variation. Every damn night. The only thing that still cracks me up is when he has "George Bush" or someone else talking "via satellite." Er... I appear to have no question to ask. How's your day?

You need to see some of the old Bill Clinton and Don King "via satellites", those were the glory days. Oh, and he's even done the Martha Stewart gag you mentioned many times in the past, with her and with Kathie Lee Gifford. My day has consisted of waking up, watching an episode of 24 on DVD, and coming here, so it's been fan-freakin'-tastic so far.

VI VI VI

Recently, I found out that there was a Blaster Master 2. Also recently, I foundout that I firggin' hate it. Ever played it? And if so, what'd you think?

This is one underrated retro game I never really got into, Blaster Master. I actually heard that the Game Boy version was best, give that a try.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:50:50 PM | Message Detail

I don't buy CDs too much, but I'm going to the store tommorow and I want to which should I get out of these(only have enough for one): Soilwork-"Chainheart Machine" OR At the Gates-"Slaughter of the Soul" or dark Tranquillity-"damage done".

Which one should I get?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 2:53:57 PM | Message Detail

X Slayer007 X:

Which one should I get?

Amorphis, "Far From The Sun". Trust me.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: Alissa | Posted: 6/6/2003 3:55:20 PM | Message Detail

Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems bassackwards and nothing makes sense?

If someone made your life into a movie, who would play Polas?

Do you remember Z Rock? (I think that's where I remember that "bassackwards" word from)
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/6/2003 4:40:28 PM | Message Detail

I seem to be dyslexic today or something. Do you have any drugs to straighten me out?

Would you feel better if I posted this? -

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From: Element05 | Posted: 6/6/2003 7:24:06 PM | Message Detail

Did Polas see the AFI Top 100 Heros and Villains?

And if so, what does he think of the number 1 choices of the hero being Atticus Fench, and the villain being Hannibal Lector?
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From: John Inman Fan | Posted: 6/6/2003 7:49:39 PM | Message Detail

What frightens you more: subway panhandlers, SpongeBob, or Pauly Shore?

What's the best way to make an omelette?

Are you suffering through this terrible allergy season?

Have you had enough of all this rain we've been getting on the east coast?

What's your opinion on Britcoms?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 9:44:44 PM | Message Detail

Alissa:

Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems bassackwards and nothing makes sense?

If that ever happens, I just start walking backwards and everything works out.

If someone made your life into a movie, who would play Polas?

Polas would be computer animated, just like in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, the greatest movie ever created by man or otherwise.

:snicker: OK, it'd be Dustin Hoffman. :swoons:

Do you remember Z Rock? (I think that's where I remember that "bassackwards" word from)

My reference detector seems to be broken this week.

RockMFR 5:

I seem to be dyslexic today or something. Do you have any drugs to straighten me out?

There's nothing wrong with you that the ol' belt won't fix.

Would you feel better if I posted this? -

Yes, but in someone else's topic.

Element05:

Did Polas see the AFI Top 100 Heros and Villains?

No, I don't care for lists.

And if so, what does he think of the number 1 choices of the hero being Atticus Fench, and the villain being Hannibal Lector?

I think Hannibal would win, anyone who calls their daughter Scout deserves to be eaten.

John Inman Fan:

What frightens you more: subway panhandlers, SpongeBob, or Pauly Shore?

Polas fears no man nor sponge.

What's the best way to make an omelette?

With a frying pan.

Are you suffering through this terrible allergy season?

Ever since RockMFR broke into my stash.

Have you had enough of all this rain we've been getting on the east coast?

About 2 months ago.

What's your opinion on Britcoms?

These are the times I wish Angel were still here, I could give an answer that'd have her pitch a fit.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: willis5225 | Posted: 6/6/2003 9:55:06 PM | Message Detail

Crispy Creme: Hype or delicious?
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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 6/6/2003 9:58:36 PM | Message Detail

Do Goldfish bounce?

If a tree fell on a mime, but no one was around to see it, would anyone care?

Do I love you?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 10:03:17 PM | Message Detail

willis5225:

Crispy Creme: Hype or delicious?

The name itself puts you off; "Krispy Kreme", that's the last thing I need to hear before biting into a donut. I also think they're terribly overrated, although I've not tried more than one or two varieties.

Neeyahaha:

Do Goldfish bounce?

No, they crumble.

If a tree fell on a mime, but no one was around to see it, would anyone care?

I'm pretty sure I've seen this question before, which is unnerving.

Do I love you?

Everyone loves me. If you don't, you only think you don't. You do.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 6/6/2003 11:16:05 PM | Message Detail

Polas. Man or machine?

For Battle Network, do I need to have any prior knowledge of the Megaman series at all to fully injoy it? Would it help?

And as a side note, I sorta liked Megaman Legends. A little colorful, but hey.

Your take on Hilary Clinton's book? Not saying you read it, but on the fact that she wrote a book period.

"Once a Polasite, always a Polasite." Does this statement still hold true even in this time of war?
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"Of course, Warlock, I've always liked you."~AV {åß}

From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/6/2003 11:34:49 PM | Message Detail

Will you send me some of your hair?

I'm willing to pay about one dollar.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 11:39:32 PM | Message Detail

Warlock210:

Polas. Man or machine?

Depends on the situation.

For Battle Network, do I need to have any prior knowledge of the Megaman series at all to fully injoy it? Would it help?

No, not really. You won't be able to say "sweet Molly McGee, it's (whoever) Man!" for some of the redone bosses, but that's about it. The only thing the fighting has in common with old MM games is fast reflexes and a Mega Buster, other than that it's completely different. There's also a lot of RPG'ing around, which gets tedious, but no more tedious than all other RPG's where it gets tedious.

A lot of people overstate the suckiness of MM Legends. I didn't think it was awful, I just didn't care for it much.

Your take on Hilary Clinton's book? Not saying you read it, but on the fact that she wrote a book period.

I sure as hell didn't vote for her. Bring back Bubba!

"Once a Polasite, always a Polasite." Does this statement still hold true even in this time of war?

There's a little bit of Polasite inside each and every one of us.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/6/2003 11:39:35 PM | Message Detail

does that new metallica album suck?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/6/2003 11:43:23 PM | Message Detail

EruptionBlade:

Will you send me some of your hair?

There's not enough left to send. Unless you count my plastic bags full, but those are eBay bound, so you'll have to bid like everyone else.

idiotbx3:

does that new metallica album suck?

It's kind of like they took a bunch of Metallica songs from other Metallica albums that people would say "eh, let's go to the next song" to, and made a whole album of them. We watched the DVD instead of listening to the CD. Rob Trujillo looks like a giant monkey, he even does an ape walk and pouts his lips while playing bass. Combine this with Lars' established chimpness, and Hetfield's intelligence being par with a gorilla, and the evidence clearly shows that Metallica has become a team of incredibly rich apes. Oh, and most of the songs are bland. Not horrible, just boring.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/7/2003 11:54:23 PM | Message Detail

why am i spendin the night playin chrono trigger?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:06:37 PM | Message Detail

idiotbx3:

why am i spendin the night playin chrono trigger?

As I wasn't around to be the most interesting person ever to talk to, you've resorted to sweet revenge by playing Chrono Trigger and posting about it in my topic. Touche, I'll be here later.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/

From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:14:34 PM | Message Detail

Why do n00bs have the inherit need to come here?

What's a good question to ask you?

Where can I find a "I love Polas" t-shrit?
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