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From: Stitchy | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:08:17 PM | Message Detail
Polas will come and enlighten slightly after nature calls him, oh little one.
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:09:17 PM | Message Detail
FrEeZeR Boy:

what shall be my next lesson oh great instructor? I urge to learn more from you.

The next lesson is to not waste my time with annoying questions. If you want to do something positive, go find Stuff for Polas and say something good about Megaman.

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From: FrEeZeR Boy | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:12:59 PM | Message Detail
megaman is the best!
now I must retire myself for the day, for this gets boring.
thank you for the instructions master... *bows once more*
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From: Stitchy | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:16:14 PM | Message Detail
No, no.

Go find a topic entitled "Stuff for Polas" and say something good about Megaman. Not here.

Bad, disciple. Bad.

*hits freezy with rolled-up newspaper*

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From: FrEeZeR Boy | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:25:41 PM | Message Detail
*implores for a pardon* noo, forgive me... *kisses his feet*
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From: Quid | Posted: 7/17/2003 12:25:07 PM | Message Detail
You seen that NWA-TNA show? If they get more consistent, I'm saying **** the WWF,

Which leads to another question, do you think the WWF is being left behind by the rest of the wrestling world when it comes to actual wrestling? Sure, WWF still has the interviews but when I turn on an independant league and they're wrestling better than the WWF, I start to think somethings wrong,
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From: Veii | Posted: 7/17/2003 1:14:37 PM | Message Detail
WWF = Bad actors and T and A
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:09:55 PM | Message Detail
Does Polas get gas after having a bowl of chili?
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From: F I S H Y B O Y | Posted: 7/17/2003 2:12:20 PM | Message Detail
Is Polas joining MMRPG?
Why, or why not?
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From: narlethotep | Posted: 7/17/2003 3:35:49 PM | Message Detail
How bad should I feel about neglecting my time at the ZSB since work has been busy lately and I've almost had something resembling an RL social life?

Have you ever considered becoming ordained in the Universal Life Church?

How do you feel about the study indicating that masturbation decreases the risk of prostate cancer?

Which skin should I buy for my GBASP?

I've been saving up for a while...it's good, I feel less gassy now...

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From: Quid | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:39:46 PM | Message Detail
Why hasn't Polas gotten security to prevent stupid questions like Fishstick's?
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 7/17/2003 11:42:04 PM | Message Detail
What's your favorite Simpsons episode?

What do you think I based Sir Bounces off of?

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From: F I S H Y B O Y | Posted: 7/18/2003 12:04:29 AM | Message Detail
Why does Quid call me Fishsticks?
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From: Captain Dax | Posted: 7/18/2003 1:04:45 AM | Message Detail
Is shrill both a verb and an adjective?
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From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/18/2003 2:05:36 PM | Message Detail
If I made a request for a review, what are the chances that you'd make it?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/18/2003 6:10:45 PM | Message Detail
QuidL

You seen that NWA-TNA show? If they get more consistent, I'm saying **** the WWF,

I read reports every week, and a good buddy of mine watches it from time to time, but I haven't seen it yet due to my cable situation. If they were on a channel I didn't have to pay for I'd watch or tape it every week.

Which leads to another question, do you think the WWF is being left behind by the rest of the wrestling world when it comes to actual wrestling?

It's been this way for a long time. Look at ECW from 1994-1997, and then the WWF. You had Jericho, Guerrero, Benoit, Misterio, Sabu, Van Dam, Taz, and I could go on, while meanwhile WWF gave us anything from Bastion Booger to Ahmed Johnson. If it weren't for ECW, WWF might still be in that age, or gone. And aside from The Rockers, The British Bulldogs, Ricky Steamboat, Savage, and a few others, the WWF has never, ever been a haven of wrestling ability. They'll always rely more on entertainment than sport, at least until Vince dies, you just have to take the Sable/Steph food fights with the Matt Hardy/Benoit matches. Like you said, if you want straight up wrestling, there's always an alternative, MLW and ROH come to mind.

Habnot:

Does Polas get gas after having a bowl of chili?

Polas doesn't enjoy Chili. Several of his male friends and relatives do, and hoo boy, clear the ******* room.

F I S H Y B O Y:

Is Polas joining MMRPG?

No.

Why, or why not?

It's a waste of my time.

narlethotep:

How bad should I feel about neglecting my time at the ZSB since work has been busy lately and I've almost had something resembling an RL social life?

Well, since you're the only one who gives a **** about you being on the ZSB, probably not all that bad.

Have you ever considered becoming ordained in the Universal Life Church?

I run churches, I don't join them.

How do you feel about the study indicating that masturbation decreases the risk of prostate cancer?

I'll let you know after I shoot off some cancer. I'm guessing I would feel good, to answer your question.

Which skin should I buy for my GBASP?

Human.

Quid:

Why hasn't Polas gotten security to prevent stupid questions like Fishstick's?

I'm very autonomous, I'd rather answer even the very stupidest ones than have someone else address them.

Bender1616:

What's your favorite Simpsons episode?

Women, midgets, etc. Some of my favorites are the hockey episode, Beer Baron episode, and any Fat Tony episode.

What do you think I based Sir Bounces off of?

Cliff Yablonski.

F I S H Y B O Y:

Why does Quid call me Fishsticks?

Because he damn well pleases.

Captain Dax:

Is shrill both a verb and an adjective?

I don't care.

Jacehan:

If I made a request for a review, what are the chances that you'd make it?

Depends on the game.


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From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/18/2003 6:53:06 PM | Message Detail
What're the chance of you reviewing The Magic of Sh...no, wait...

Would you review Solomon's Key?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/18/2003 6:59:22 PM | Message Detail
Jacehan:

Would you review Solomon's Key?

Yeah, probably, but it goes on the list of 100 other games I want to do. See, I have to get into the review mood, which just kinda happens, then at that moment the first game that has to come to mind must be Solomon's Key. That's basically how the selection process works.

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From: airforce | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:19:00 PM | Message Detail
Does Polas know when jukester is getting back?
What is Polas' favorite MegamanX game?
What is Polas' favorite out of Megaman 1-6?
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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 7/18/2003 11:38:57 PM | Message Detail
How many swords could a sword-chuck sword, if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?

What other good online comics are there, besides the one I just quoted from?
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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:00:54 AM | Message Detail
Speaking of game reviews, do you think I should do another one? If you don't plan on just stiffing me with a one word answer, could you please elaborate on your answer.
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:39:51 AM | Message Detail
What format do you want reviews to be in?

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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 7/19/2003 12:58:53 AM | Message Detail
Not to be presumptuous, but it says what format he wants them in right on the guest review page thingy.
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2003 1:57:21 AM | Message Detail
airforce:

Does Polas know when jukester is getting back?

Polas would have to care first.

What is Polas' favorite MegamanX game?

All of them have their good and bad qualities, they're very even in my eyes and I think all of them are great. X4 may have been the most "complete", X2 may have been the overall best, probably one of those two.

What is Polas' favorite out of Megaman 1-6?

Mega Man 2. That was the first one I really got into and it remains my favorite.

Neeyahaha:

How many swords could a sword-chuck sword, if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?

That was stupid.

What other good online comics are there, besides the one I just quoted from?

If that's your definition of "good", anything I give you will send you into orgasmic convulsions.

Buttercup115:

Speaking of game reviews, do you think I should do another one? If you don't plan on just stiffing me with a one word answer, could you please elaborate on your answer.

Go for it, your first one was entertaining, and no one else seems to be doing any. Except me, but I like to retain an aura of mystery about my reviews so people don't keep asking me when it's gonna be done.

RockMFR 5:

What format do you want reviews to be in?

Read the site.

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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 7/19/2003 10:22:30 PM | Message Detail
The sword-chuck thing is from 8-bit theatre.
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From: airforce | Posted: 7/21/2003 12:31:03 PM | Message Detail
Does Polas approve of a bump?
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Like Racer X,
Chasing the sun...
From: Polas | Posted: 7/21/2003 5:15:23 PM | Message Detail
airforce:

Does Polas approve of a bump?

Yeah, nothing thrills me more than almost being free of having to answer bothersome questions for another month or so, only to have it yanked away at the last possible moment.

:waves miniature flag:

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From: angryjackalx | Posted: 7/21/2003 6:04:14 PM | Message Detail
Polas, what are some of the problems you find with the boards? Like, anything with the ToS and such?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/21/2003 6:11:17 PM | Message Detail
angryjackalx:

Polas, what are some of the problems you find with the boards? Like, anything with the ToS and such?

I have no problem with the ToS, as evidenced by my number of accounts (1) and karma (large 3-digit #). My main problem with the boards is overmoronification, and the horrible side effects of this process, such as morons I barely know IM'ing me to say "hey", "what's up?", and "y don't u talk?". Damn morons.

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From: airforce | Posted: 7/21/2003 6:16:06 PM | Message Detail
What type of music does Polas listen to?
Does Polas have a girlfriend?
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Like Racer X,
Chasing the sun...
From: Polas | Posted: 7/21/2003 6:21:29 PM | Message Detail
airforce:

What type of music does Polas listen to?

Music that doesn't suck. The last CD you played? I hate it.

Does Polas have a girlfriend?

No chance. I learned that lesson a long time ago, relationships are nothing but status symbols and annoyances. You can get the same benefits without the headaches if you know what you're doing.

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From: angryjackalx | Posted: 7/21/2003 6:32:04 PM | Message Detail
Polas, I like you. Good guy, that Polas is.
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/21/2003 11:43:19 PM | Message Detail
can you recomend somethin fer me to read?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2003 7:17:56 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

can you recomend somethin fer me to read?

Definitely; And the Ass Saw the Angel, by Nick Cave. Failing that, the instruction manual for Super Mario Bros. 2.

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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 7/22/2003 7:50:54 PM | Message Detail
What 3 video game characters would be best to represent Polas in JJ's comics?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2003 11:14:36 PM | Message Detail
MacDaddy Mike:

What 3 video game characters would be best to represent Polas in JJ's comics?

There are none who can fully represent the true greatness of Polas. However, if I had to pick 3, they would be:

Karnov (Karnov)
Jacquio (Ninja Gaiden)
Old Man (Legend of Zelda)

I'm not sure if God actually appears in Sunday Funday, if you were wondering.

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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 7/22/2003 11:49:15 PM | Message Detail
Hey, Jacquio would be really good for that.

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From: Death Mage187 | Posted: 7/24/2003 12:23:52 AM | Message Detail
Hey Polas, I played Karnov for the first time the other day and I have to say... it's a damn classic with a simple touch of brilliance to it.

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/24/2003 12:27:54 AM | Message Detail
All non-question matters should be directed here:

http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=6900837

Glad you've been enlightened, though.

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From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 7/24/2003 12:03:19 PM | Message Detail
If the Toilet Paper Topics were still around, where would this rank?

http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=9143720&page=0
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/24/2003 5:49:31 PM | Message Detail
X Slayer007 X:

If the Toilet Paper Topics were still around, where would this rank?

http://s3.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=548&topic=9143720&page=0


It's not easy to do rankings since they're done in comparison to one another, but I think it's safe to say that topic would at least break 9.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 7/24/2003 5:52:02 PM | Message Detail
Should I shower for work tonight or not?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/24/2003 9:40:51 PM | Message Detail
EruptionBlade:

Should I shower for work tonight or not?

Too late now. My guess goes to "no".

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From: airforce | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:12:04 PM | Message Detail
Is Polas a virgin?
If not, when did Polas lose His virginity?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/24/2003 11:55:48 PM | Message Detail
airforce:

Is Polas a virgin?

For pretty much this whole summer I have been, yeah. I really need to stop being so lazy, but it's just so easy.

If not, when did Polas lose His virginity?

11th grade. I struck gold after becoming good friends with a chick the previous summer that turned out to be my high school's most prominent slut.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:03:11 AM | Message Detail
Ha HA. I took a shower after all. What do think of that?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:07:19 AM | Message Detail
EruptionBlade:

Ha HA. I took a shower after all. What do think of that?

I think that after you dropped the soap for an alarming fifth time, even a hopped up muskrat would realize that this was no accident.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:26:21 AM | Message Detail
How is it possible to drop liquid soap WITHOUT being obvious?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:28:44 AM | Message Detail
EruptionBlade:

How is it possible to drop liquid soap WITHOUT being obvious?

With a very sly look on your face.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:32:07 AM | Message Detail
But wouldn't the sly look give it away anymore?

And to avoid getting stuck in a rut, does this dress make my ass look too big?
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