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From: Stitchy | Posted: 7/3/2003 3:32:15 PM | Message Detail
unless your name is also Paul Schaffer

Bing!

Lucky me. I will never work for another help desk until that man passes away and is forgotten, which isn't likely to happen in my lifetime.
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/3/2003 3:49:56 PM | Message Detail
I need a new sig. What should I put?

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/4/2003 5:39:47 PM | Message Detail
Does Polas celebrate the 4th of July? If so, how?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/4/2003 6:34:58 PM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

I need a new sig. What should I put?

Take something clever I said and go with that, it shouldn't take you more than 30-60 seconds to find what you're looking for.

Does Polas celebrate the 4th of July? If so, how?

I celebrate by doing nothing and relaxing. It's the American way. :waves miniature flag:


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From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/4/2003 10:10:53 PM | Message Detail
I own (and have beaten) MMBN2, but not 1. Should I buy 1 next, or just forget it and move onto 3?

What do you think of my sig?
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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 7/4/2003 10:21:41 PM | Message Detail
Will you think less of me if I go to see "The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen"?

Am I good touching material at all...?
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From: Veii | Posted: 7/4/2003 10:33:06 PM | Message Detail
I'll save Polas the effort. Your sig sucks.
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/4/2003 10:40:21 PM | Message Detail
I'm still working on finding the perfect sig, Polas. Forgive me.

Have you ever been thinking of something and suddenly forgot what you were talking about? I did this about 2 years ago, but every week or so I have these glimpses where I can almost remember it. Have any advice?

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/4/2003 11:59:11 PM | Message Detail
saw gangs of new york today. you seen that polas?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/5/2003 12:21:27 AM | Message Detail
Jacehan:

I own (and have beaten) MMBN2, but not 1. Should I buy 1 next, or just forget it and move onto 3?

The only solution is to get both. They're both excellent, so it's really up to you if you must pick one. If you ever plan to play 1, then I would get it next, because it'll seem stripped down and less satisfying after getting through 2 and 3.

What do you think of my sig?

I don't think Jackie Chan ever said that.

Neeyahaha::

Will you think less of me if I go to see "The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen"?

Not at all, as I couldn't care less what you go to see. Go and rent Die Hard, then we'll be getting somewhere.

Am I good touching material at all...?

I'm flattered, really, but you're just not my type.

RockMFR 5::

Have you ever been thinking of something and suddenly forgot what you were talking about? I did this about 2 years ago, but every week or so I have these glimpses where I can almost remember it. Have any advice?

You must probe deep into your own psyche to unlock this answer, enduring intense mental training in a number of areas to train and eventually gain greater control of your mind. But since we don't have that long, I suggest beating yourself in the head with a plank over and over, until you remember, or forget that you were trying to remember.

idiotbx3::

saw gangs of new york today. you seen that polas?

If I recall, it was the touching coming-of-age story of "Badass" Abe Lincoln and his posse rumbling with a bunch of gangs on the mean streets of mid-19th century New York. My favorite part was the musical number where they all danced and snapped their fingers before slicing each other up. THE IRONY.

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From: Alissa | Posted: 7/5/2003 1:53:34 AM | Message Detail
What is your opinion of Andrew Dice Clay?

Do I ask too many questions about comedians?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/6/2003 12:23:57 AM | Message Detail
Alissa:

What is your opinion of Andrew Dice Clay?

Ya just don't **** wit da Dice. Da Dice is the man, he doesn't have to explain himself to anyone. That "banned from MTV" thing doesn't look so bad in retrospect, does it?

Anyway, you can catch Dice as an evil mobster (under the Mob Boss, Jerry Stiller) in the "obscure but nowhere near as horrible as The Godson" Rodney Dangerfield movie, My 5 Wives.

Do I ask too many questions about comedians?

If you get to one I don't care for, that's when it'll be too many.

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/9/2003 12:08:12 PM | Message Detail
What was Polas doing when I posted this message?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/9/2003 5:41:38 PM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

What was Polas doing when I posted this message?

Playing Minesweeper on my work computer, and wondering if this topic would ever die.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/9/2003 10:18:44 PM | Message Detail
are you very superstitious?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/10/2003 2:35:56 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

are you very superstitious?

No, except for one thing. Whenever a commercial featuring Wilford Brimley comes on, I have to toss salt over my shoulder three times and chant Iron Maiden lyrics to prevent him from sucking out my soul and eating it in a giant bowl of Quaker Oats.

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From: Quid | Posted: 7/11/2003 6:53:12 AM | Message Detail
What will Spike Dudley do now that the one legged guy who the WWF signed has stolen the 'Giant Killer' gimmick?
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From: X Slayer007 X | Posted: 7/11/2003 8:46:27 AM | Message Detail
Is this the BEST account ever or what?

http://s1.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/whois.asp?user=790592&board=531&topic=8897960
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From: SSJ Trunks | Posted: 7/11/2003 4:10:20 PM | Message Detail
Why?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/11/2003 4:22:16 PM | Message Detail
Quid:

What will Spike Dudley do now that the one legged guy who the WWF signed has stolen the 'Giant Killer' gimmick?

Well, there's always the obvious route of having him feud with TNN over the "Spike" name, but we all remember what happened the last time that TNN was a heel in a wrestling promotion. Personally, I think more wrestlers should be tossing him into the third row from inside the ring, like Bam Bam Bigelow did. But if all else fails, Zach Gowen has never pinned King Mabel. So there.

X Slayer007 X:

Is this the BEST account ever or what?

I've seen much more "controversial" than that. I also have to see an example of what's done with it.

SSJ Trunks:

Why?

:Checks the list:

Well, I guess it's fair to lump all one-word questions into "3rd most hated question ever", right behind the klondike bar and the woodchuck.

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From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/11/2003 4:28:28 PM | Message Detail
Mint?
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From: SirenSound | Posted: 7/11/2003 4:32:58 PM | Message Detail
Have you seen that 80's movie with Andrew Dice Clay and Johnny Depp called Private Resort?

If so, did you just love the part where Johnny opens his hand to have it shaken by Clay, but Clay takes it and makes Johnny slap his own face with it and laughs?

Do you think my sig is amusing?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/11/2003 4:45:23 PM | Message Detail
Jacehan:

Mint?

Adorable. Now leave in shame and think about what you've done.

SirenSound:

Have you seen that 80's movie with Andrew Dice Clay and Johnny Depp called Private Resort?

I'm almost certain I've seen it at some point, but I've seen so many 80's movies that they all blend together. I'm not really a movie person at all, but if it's from the 80's, or Die Hard, or best of all, a Die Hard movie from the 80's, I'm there.

If so, did you just love the part where Johnny opens his hand to have it shaken by Clay, but Clay takes it and makes Johnny slap his own face with it and laughs?

Damn, now I have to keep an eye out so I can watch this and see if I remember it.

Do you think my sig is amusing?

I guess, if you hate moths.


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From: LordoftheMorons | Posted: 7/11/2003 9:52:47 PM | Message Detail
who are u?

why is my DSL connection so slow?
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From: krosser | Posted: 7/11/2003 9:55:06 PM | Message Detail
what is the the zsb ranking system

in the zsb ranking system who fits where
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/11/2003 10:26:22 PM | Message Detail
LordoftheMorons:

who are u?

Someone who applauds you for the accuracy of your user name. I was thinking third down the line or so, but I'm not going to question "lord".

why is my DSL connection so slow?

Whatever the problem is, I'm almost positive it's completely your fault.

krosser:

what is the the zsb ranking system

These days, it's yet another ZSB legend. Some say McGray was the first to post it, others say that people copied and saved it, then posted it again. The truth lies somewhere in between, but wherever it is now, it was pretty annoying anyway, so I don't care.

in the zsb ranking system who fits where

I don't even chart, as despite not being here when it began, I was never new to this board, and was considered by the majority the greatest person ever soon upon my arrival. I'd put you and DL on top of the whole thing myself, but it isn't my scale, so eh.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/12/2003 12:58:56 AM | Message Detail
are there really 20 eyes in my head?

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From: SirenSound | Posted: 7/12/2003 1:39:29 AM | Message Detail
I think you need to step away from the keyboard. After you do this, turn to the nearest wall and commence the head bashing.

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/12/2003 4:45:46 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

are there really 20 eyes in my head?

There are none. Only "e" and "a" appear in head.

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From: airforce | Posted: 7/12/2003 4:52:10 PM | Message Detail
Does Polas remember Dark Bomber?
Does Polas approve of Abadox?
Does Polas approve of my sig?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/12/2003 5:01:19 PM | Message Detail
airforce:

Does Polas remember Dark Bomber?

If Polas recalls, he was a minor pain in the ass, nothing much more than that.

Does Polas approve of Abadox?

Polas works independently of Abadox, but is a friend to their fine organization.

Does Polas approve of my sig?

Polas doesn't really give a drop of fly dung about your sig.

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From: airforce | Posted: 7/12/2003 5:13:13 PM | Message Detail
Ouch.
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From: DreadLordOfMordor | Posted: 7/12/2003 5:15:15 PM | Message Detail
Should I buy Rouge Squadron III: Rebel Strike the day it comes out or be lazy and wait for someone to buy it for me for x-mas (it comes out in September)?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/12/2003 5:19:30 PM | Message Detail
DreadLordOfMordor:

Should I buy Rouge Squadron III: Rebel Strike the day it comes out or be lazy and wait for someone to buy it for me for x-mas (it comes out in September)?

I believe Viewtiful Joe also comes out in September, that should be the game you get. It will be far greater than any Star Wars game, with the possible exception of that go-kart one they made a few years ago. You don't seem familiar to me, so I guess you'll just have to trust me that Polas is always right.

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From: DreadLordOfMordor | Posted: 7/12/2003 5:24:52 PM | Message Detail
Thanks. I have read several of Polas's answers and realise that he is always right.
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/12/2003 6:11:53 PM | Message Detail
I thought this fell off the board. I guess not. Polas, my computer is still beeping at me even though I changed the system registry back the way it was AND rebooted it. Now what do I do?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/13/2003 1:58:06 AM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

I thought this fell off the board. I guess not. Polas, my computer is still beeping at me even though I changed the system registry back the way it was AND rebooted it. Now what do I do?

It's clearly possessed. Place it in the middle of a circle of 10 candles, in a sandbox, and repeatedly whack it with a thick Bible until it stops.

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From: Wolverine3 | Posted: 7/13/2003 2:03:49 AM | Message Detail
So you are the famous Polas I have heard so much about and is adored by many, So why aren't you a part of Abadox? (I'm not in yet but am looking to get in!!!)
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/13/2003 2:08:54 AM | Message Detail
Wolverine3:

So you are the famous Polas I have heard so much about and is adored by many, So why aren't you a part of Abadox? (I'm not in yet but am looking to get in!!!)

I could have sworn this question was already answered on this very page, but I'll indulge you since you recognize my greatness. I choose not to be a part of Abadox, I had no desire to join it upon its creation, despite being invited, and I still don't; I've never been the "club" type. However, almost everyone in Abadox is at least fairly cool and I wish them the best.

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From: G A N O N | Posted: 7/13/2003 2:17:56 AM | Message Detail
should i buy smash bros. melee or gta vice city?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/13/2003 2:19:57 AM | Message Detail
G A N O N:

should i buy smash bros. melee or gta vice city?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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From: Quid | Posted: 7/15/2003 3:33:45 PM | Message Detail
What's Polas's favorite American Gladiator event? I personally like Assault the most,
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/15/2003 3:39:50 PM | Message Detail
Quid:

What's Polas's favorite American Gladiator event? I personally like Assault the most

In my mind, nothing will ever top the Atlasphere. I'd love to roll down to 7-11 in one of those things.

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From: F I S H Y B O Y | Posted: 7/15/2003 3:43:33 PM | Message Detail
If you've "never been the 'club' type," who created the polasites?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/15/2003 3:54:52 PM | Message Detail
F I S H Y B O Y:

If you've "never been the 'club' type," who created the polasites?

Those who believe in all things Polas, who keep Polas close to their hearts, and affirm the all-encompassing greatness of Polas, those are the illuminating people who created the Polasites. The first Polasite, I think she went crazy.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/15/2003 10:42:00 PM | Message Detail
is it only a model?

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From: FrEeZeR Boy | Posted: 7/15/2003 10:48:21 PM | Message Detail
when will I be treated as an equal?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/15/2003 10:51:54 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

is it only a model?

Why thank you, yes, I have been asked that before.

From now on, I might just read the last word of a question and take it from there.

FrEeZeR Boy:

when will I be treated as an equal?:

When you get your damn Caps Lock under control, for starters.

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From: FrEeZeR Boy | Posted: 7/15/2003 10:58:51 PM | Message Detail
I'lL tRy...
thank you master polas............ *bows down before such greatness*
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From: FrEeZeR Boy | Posted: 7/15/2003 11:05:44 PM | Message Detail
what shall be my next lesson oh great instructor? I urge to learn more from you.
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