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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/21/2003 11:30:49 PM | Message Detail
i havent been to church since 8th grade. am i goin to hell?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/21/2003 11:43:54 PM | Message Detail
Linkmaster:

Have you ever surprised yourself with any answer you have given?

No. You see, as the one who comes up with all of the answers for this topic, I typically know what the answers are going to end up being, as I'm the one who typed them. Once in awhile I'll make a small grammatical error, and be all "whoa, I surprised myself with that grammatical error", but that's about it.

RockMFR 5:

What does the "&" in "Q&A" mean?

Your perch as Head Polasite is becoming all the more precarious with every step you take.

Moo Cow:

This is doing wonders for my active messages posted count. By the way, what is your AMP?

Whatever it is, probably about 75-80% of my active posts are in this topic, and "Stuff".

What IS that hole for on the bottom of all those Gamecube cases? It looks like you could jam something up there, kind of like a security device, but I haven't seen any store take advantage of that yet.

Air. Mario needs to breathe.

We're dealing with NT's PowerUps here. Now, which one would you say is the most important to max out?

Rapid is by far the least important, in all Battle Network games and in this one; your buster is only useful with a powered-up shot in almost all cases. Attack and Charge are almost equal, depending on how you like to fight. I always max out my charge as soon as possible, followed closely by Attack. If I recall, my current stats are Charge - 5, Attack - 5, Rapid - 2. I need to be able to deliver my most powerful shot with as little time in between as possible.

idiotbx3:

i havent been to church since 8th grade. am i goin to hell?

I was raised Catholic, I haven't been to church in probably that same amount of time, whenever Confirmation was, and then I found out that the Bishops were playing "hide the rosary beads" with the altar boys all along. So I don't think church has much to do with it.


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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/22/2003 12:09:24 AM | Message Detail
Look behind you. What do you see?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/22/2003 12:57:28 AM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

Look behind you. What do you see?

My pool table. Thanks for asking.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/22/2003 10:53:11 PM | Message Detail
is the new tnn different from the tnn that used to show wonder years?
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 6/22/2003 11:07:00 PM | Message Detail
With my glorious defeat of Dr. Wily in Megaman, I am now addicted to Megaman. What games should I purchase for additional pleasure? List them in recommended order if you feel like doing so.

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/23/2003 5:25:37 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

is the new tnn different from the tnn that used to show wonder years?

Actually, The "New" TNN is a rather ironic station ID, as their programming schedule is 10-20 years behind all other networks at all times, except when they show wrestling or that trampoline basketball show. They were going for another overhaul, planning to change the name to Spike TV and focus on male viewers, bringing us new Ren & Stimpy episodes, and cartoons featuring Pam Anderson and Kelsey "much man" Grammer. However, Spike Lee doesn't want a network named after him, so he sued, the end.

Bender1616:

With my glorious defeat of Dr. Wily in Megaman, I am now addicted to Megaman. What games should I purchase for additional pleasure? List them in recommended order if you feel like doing so.

All of the games, even the ones ... well this time I'm serious. All of them.

Megaman 2 is my favorite, MM3 may be the overall best. Play through the Megaman series, then if you're still hungry, upgrade to the X series. Getting the first three won't be a problem (SNES), and if you really like them, X4-6 can be gotten for the PSX (yeah, I said it) for cheap. If you want to take your new blue pal with you, pick up Battle Network, followed by 2 and 3.


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From: Hot Pants | Posted: 6/23/2003 6:04:45 PM | Message Detail
Is it just me, or was Mega Man 4 a little off-beat?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/23/2003 10:55:34 PM | Message Detail
Hot Pants:

Is it just me, or was Mega Man 4 a little off-beat?

No, Beat made his debut in MM5, silly. Ahahaha, just kidding, MM4 is the only NES game ever to contain Toad Man, so you're probably right. I always thought MM5 was the oddball, it had a different style to it.

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/24/2003 12:26:29 AM | Message Detail
Are you scared?

What is your security setting?

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From: Mommorpher | Posted: 6/24/2003 8:07:22 AM | Message Detail
What does sex smell like?
Do you like Oasis?
How long is your willy?
How much should a 6'1"-6'2" person weigh?
Why wont you review Battle of Olympus on your website?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/24/2003 3:09:24 PM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

Are you scared?

No.

What is your security setting?

Defcon 4.

Mommorpher:

What does sex smell like?

Fish.

Do you like Oasis?

Some songs, I mostly like watching Noel and Liam's drunken whiskey fights.

How long is your willy?

He grew to be four feet tall, before he hopped a train with a bag on a stick, never to be seen again.

How much should a 6'1"-6'2" person weigh?

As much as he can carry.

Why wont you review Battle of Olympus on your website?

Someone else just might if you stop whining about it.

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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 6/24/2003 5:00:37 PM | Message Detail
What are you thoughts on the MM Zero series?

How did Zero's looks change when he was in suspended animation, or shut down, or whatever, for all those years?
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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/24/2003 6:30:18 PM | Message Detail
Do you support NYC's ban on smoking?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/24/2003 11:54:57 PM | Message Detail
Neeyahaha:

What are you thoughts on the MM Zero series?

I don't really gel with this series, although I've yet to play 2 so I guess I just wasn't feeling the first game. They definitely delivered the difficulty they promised, MMZ was a lot harder than Network Transmission, a game that has some hard parts, but as a whole, its difficulty is way overstated. But the different weapons, element dealies, cyber pixies (I beat it without using a single one, whoo ha), overall look, and "base" area are things that just didn't do it for me.

I'll still give the second game a chance, but Zero is below three other Megaman series' on my scale.

How did Zero's looks change when he was in suspended animation, or shut down, or whatever, for all those years?

25% is some convoluted explanation where he lost his armor due to the 103 years of being gone, some other side effects, etc. 75% is just a different art style. It's OK, but I much prefer X.

RockMFR 5:

Do you support NYC's ban on smoking?

I don't smoke, so I don't really give a ****. I'm used to smoke in the air, but I'd prefer it be not around than in my lungs, so I suppose it's OK.


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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/27/2003 10:44:45 PM | Message Detail
May I kill John Kricfalusi now?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/27/2003 10:50:20 PM | Message Detail
Alissa:

May I kill John Kricfalusi now?

Oh, so it is his fault? Yeah, knock yourself out, we still have the old ones and aren't getting anything worth keeping. You can take out all of TNN for all I care, make it all public access, except for the times that A-Team, Wrestling, and American Gladiators come on.

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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/27/2003 10:53:27 PM | Message Detail
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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/27/2003 10:54:05 PM | Message Detail
Should I take those shows you listed and make a new channel called "This is the Spike Lee Channel Named after Spike Lee"?

Do you think Johnny Cochran would represent my case? (assuming I spelled his name right)
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/27/2003 11:03:28 PM | Message Detail
if i love dogs, is it wrong to want to kill the one my neighbors have?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/27/2003 11:09:56 PM | Message Detail
Alissa:

Should I take those shows you listed and make a new channel called "This is the Spike Lee Channel Named after Spike Lee"?

I think it'd be more funny if you took Mr. T and put him in Spike Lee's seat at Madison Square Garden, then had him beat the crap out of Spike when he got there for a Kicks game. Then, have Theodore Long come out and say "believe dat, playa!". Ahaha, I love it.

Do you think Johnny Cochran would represent my case? (assuming I spelled his name right)

If you a put on a concert only to have it sabotaged by a greasy record exec, then yes, yes he would. For FREE.

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/27/2003 11:16:32 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

if i love dogs, is it wrong to want to kill the one my neighbors have?

I don't love dogs, and it'd be OK for me, so sure ,have a ball.

Yes, this is "killing is okay" day in Q&A with Polas.


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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/27/2003 11:31:57 PM | Message Detail
I had a dream last night in which I killed 4 people. You don't think I'm crazy, do you?

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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 6/27/2003 11:34:53 PM | Message Detail
Why don't I get the recognition I deserve?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/28/2003 12:07:43 AM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

I had a dream last night in which I killed 4 people. You don't think I'm crazy, do you?

Yes, but I've thought there was something wrong with you long before this.

Buttercup115:

Why don't I get the recognition I deserve?

If everyone got the recognition they deserved, I'd currently be the governor of MetroPolas, ruling this new largest and best city in the world from inside my mighty Fortress of Polatude.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:03:34 AM | Message Detail
Can you believe I got moderated for this?

Is it true that they sodomize miscreants? This makes me a little worried if they own GameFAQs now.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/30/2003 1:07:57 AM | Message Detail
EruptionBlade:

Can you believe I got moderated for this?

Do I believe it? Yes. As far as the "how incredibly trivial it was, you sexy beast!" answer you were looking for, well, there you go.

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:04:22 AM | Message Detail
Where have all the ZSB vets gone?

I went to the dentist this morning and they put this crap on my teeth. Well they told me that I should brush it off when I got home. Well, screw that. The minute I got out the door, I ate the goddam stuff. It tasted pretty good, but now it feels like I'm high. You don't think this was bad, do you?

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From: Veii | Posted: 6/30/2003 12:46:29 PM | Message Detail
Try opening your eyes, genius. Half of us are still here.

Well...

A quarter of us are still here.

Well, if you mean "elites" (the ones from the beginning) people like McGray, me, AV, LikeWhoa, or cribbs..

Then that's pretty much it, just us 5.
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/30/2003 10:36:18 PM | Message Detail
is that gum?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/30/2003 11:48:52 PM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

Where have all the ZSB vets gone?

The toilet.

I went to the dentist this morning and they put this crap on my teeth. Well they told me that I should brush it off when I got home. Well, screw that. The minute I got out the door, I ate the goddam stuff. It tasted pretty good, but now it feels like I'm high. You don't think this was bad, do you?

Not for me.

idiotbx3:

is that gum?

Stick it in the ol' kisser and find out.

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From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 7/1/2003 10:48:58 AM | Message Detail
Is it about time for me to get a new Polas sig?
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From: Captain Vegetable | Posted: 7/1/2003 11:48:24 AM | Message Detail
Have you ever watched Slamball? If so, what did you think?

Will the baseball All-Star Game be worth watching this year, or do they need to trim the rosters down from 100 a side?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/1/2003 3:17:58 PM | Message Detail
Blistered Otter:

Is it about time for me to get a new Polas sig?

The important thing is that Polas is in your sig and that you're proud of it. Anything I say is ten times better than most sigs, so there's really no way you can lose.

Captain Vegetable

Have you ever watched Slamball? If so, what did you think?

I think TNN is the most unintentionally funny network ever. Rrrrrrrollerjam!

Will the baseball All-Star Game be worth watching this year, or do they need to trim the rosters down from 100 a side?

Worth watching? Yeah, OK. Four saddening words, quoted from FOX promos: "This time, it counts".

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From: Hot Pants | Posted: 7/1/2003 4:26:17 PM | Message Detail
What are some things I should do while in Canada?
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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 7/1/2003 4:32:25 PM | Message Detail
will jukester meet me while in Canada?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/2/2003 12:13:55 AM | Message Detail
Hot Pants:

What are some things I should do while in Canada?

Meet Neeyahaha, or visit the birthplace of Paul Schaffer, one of the two.

Neeyahaha

will jukester meet me while in Canada?

Depends how big of a Paul Schaffer fan he is.

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/2/2003 9:56:39 PM | Message Detail
how come ive gotten into classical music all the sudden?

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/2/2003 10:05:06 PM | Message Detail
Would you kill a random person for $1000000?

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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:07:54 PM | Message Detail
What do you think of Sean Connery's new film, The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:39:09 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

how come ive gotten into classical music all the sudden?

You've finally hit your Sir-Mix-a-Lot phase, congratulations on becoming a woman.

RockMFR 5:

Would you kill a random person for $1000000?

I don't do menial labor.

RockMFR 5:

What do you think of Sean Connery's new film, The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen?

Movies with long names are never any good, with the possible exception of Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood.

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From: Kasumi Pwns You | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:44:53 PM | Message Detail
What do you think of the movie Half Baked?

What do you think of Dave Chappelle (however you spell it) in general?

What about Queen? You must admit that Bohemian Rhapsody is a classic of unparalleled proportions.

What would you rather see, a 3D/next-gen update to Karnov or a similar update to Crystalis?
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From: Veii | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:54:44 PM | Message Detail
Of the bosses from MegaMan 3 (including the Mega Man 2 bosses which reappear), which is your favorite?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:55:29 PM | Message Detail
Kasumi Pwns You:

What do you think of the movie Half Baked?

I think that Comedy Central must get a shiny new donkey or something for every 50th time they show it.

What do you think of Dave Chappelle (however you spell it) in general?

Whee, more racial comedy, we were really going through a drought there for awhile. He's funny sometimes, nothing special though.

What about Queen? You must admit that Bohemian Rhapsody is a classic of unparalleled proportions.

If you don't like Queen, you're an idiot. That's really all there is to it.

What would you rather see, a 3D/next-gen update to Karnov or a similar update to Crystalis?

I don't really care one way or the other about Crystalis, I might play a new version but it won't break my heart if they never mention the series again. I'm afraid that no update could do proper justice to Karnov, not to mention that K is getting up in years. He's comfortably retired in Key West, and goes bowling with Soda Popinski on weekends. You'd probably have to give him another giant gold Karnov statue for him to do it. What were we talking about again?

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From: Polas | Posted: 7/2/2003 11:59:12 PM | Message Detail
Veii:

Of the bosses from MegaMan 3 (including the Mega Man 2 bosses which reappear), which is your favorite?

It's a close call, but I'll go with Top Man. The fact that they were only into the third game, and they were already so pressed for ideas that they had to stick a top on some poor robot's head and send him into a stage full of evil cats, I mean, wow. And man oh man, could that robot DANCE.

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From: Veii | Posted: 7/3/2003 12:01:08 AM | Message Detail
Do you think they will come out with a celebrity edition Mega Man with Pauley Shore as Mega Man and Rob Schneider as Dr. Wily?
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From: Veii | Posted: 7/3/2003 12:04:14 AM | Message Detail
How do you feel about gay marriage?
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From: jukester | Posted: 7/3/2003 6:45:12 AM | Message Detail
Is this Paul Schaffer good touching material?
At least in comparison to Neeyahaha?
And Paul wouldn't have been born in Nova Scotia, eh?

jukester
From: Stitchy | Posted: 7/3/2003 10:28:14 AM | Message Detail
Is jukester referring to me, or the pansy-footed Elton John wanna-be from Late Night?

What do you think the last cool thing Canada made was?

What are your feelings on 'Kids in the Hall'

Likewise for Margaret Cho?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/3/2003 3:06:21 PM | Message Detail
Veii:

Do you think they will come out with a celebrity edition Mega Man with Pauley Shore as Mega Man and Rob Schneider as Dr. Wily?

Not if there's a God. Now that I think about it, those two may be related.

Veii:

How do you feel about gay marriage?

Very important Polas rule: If it doesn't concern me, I don't care.

jukester:

Is this Paul Schaffer good touching material?

Try rubbing his head. Go on.

At least in comparison to Neeyahaha?

Oh yeah, no contest. Sorry, NYHH.

And Paul wouldn't have been born in Nova Scotia, eh?

Ontario. Nova Scotia? Ahaha, you're going to the loser part of Canada.

Stitchy:

Is jukester referring to me, or the pansy-footed Elton John wanna-be from Late Night?

This question makes no sense, since Paul hasn't been on Late Night in over 10 years, and why jukester would be talking about you is beyond me, unless your name is also Paul Schaffer. Finally, there will be no more making fun of any late night talk show band leader, except for that stoned guy on Jimmy Kimmel.

What do you think the last cool thing Canada made was?

Tie between Bret Hart and Flash Gordon.

What are your feelings on 'Kids in the Hall'

Dave Foley is the funniest.

Likewise for Margaret Cho?

Talentless.

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