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From: Polas | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:19:19 PM | Message Detail
Neeyahaha :

Why do n00bs have the inherit need to come here?

I think you mean "inherent", and it's to maintain the natural order of the ZSB. The problem is when I'm not around to head them off/make them cry with witty comments, other, less skilled people fill up their topics and you get what we have now. It should go away soon.

What's a good question to ask you?

Not this one.

Where can I find a "I love Polas" t-shrit?

There are three. One lies buried deep within an ancient Mayan temple. Another is stored on a hidden floor at the Smithsonian. The final one is on sale at your local JCPenney.

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From: Neeyahaha | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:20:10 PM | Message Detail
yeah, I did mean inherent. Thanks for the correction. How can I ever repay you?
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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:31:27 PM | Message Detail
Polas, are you opposed to the idea of a Polas-Juggling Joker orgy?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:34:13 PM | Message Detail
Neeyahaha:

yeah, I did mean inherent. Thanks for the correction. How can I ever repay you?

Make out with FFVIIMAN and allow krosser to film it, then sign a consent form. This is going to be our answer to Girls Gone Wild, it'll sell dozens.

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/8/2003 2:36:21 PM | Message Detail
Buttercup115:

Polas, are you opposed to the idea of a Polas-Juggling Joker orgy?

I think the above answer answers your question as well. But trying to sleep with the producer still won't get you the cover shot.

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From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 6/8/2003 4:48:19 PM | Message Detail
What are Polas's thougts on rain?

What does Polas think the Blistered Otter should do after he types this message?

What are Polas's thoughts on this evil Shirley Temple infomercial that is on the television in this room I am sitting in?

What are Polas's thoughts on mushrooms?

Does Polas think I should end this message now?
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From: Cauchys Inequality | Posted: 6/8/2003 4:53:11 PM | Message Detail
I have a problem, Polas. When I close my eyes at night, I see DDR arrows scrolling upwards. And not just individual arrows; I see streams of arrows that end up being quite danceable. What should I do, aside from the obvious "Play them?"
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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/8/2003 4:57:50 PM | Message Detail
Who would win in an all out comedy brawl between George Carlin, Sam Kinnison and Bill Cosby? (Pretending that Sam Kinnison is still alive)
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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/8/2003 5:06:13 PM | Message Detail
Is it normal for my brain to start bleeding when reading a stupid topic? I'm afraid I might be killing myself.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/8/2003 10:42:28 PM | Message Detail
Blistered Otter:

What are Polas's thougts on rain?

It needs to ******* stop already.

What does Polas think the Blistered Otter should do after he types this message?

Think of better questions.

What are Polas's thoughts on this evil Shirley Temple infomercial that is on the television in this room I am sitting in?

If that's the best you can find on your TV right now, you may as well throw it out the window.

What are Polas's thoughts on mushrooms?

They double our size and give us extra lives, the only thing not to like are the poison variety.

Does Polas think I should end this message now?

About 3 questions ago, yes.

Cauchys Inequality:

I have a problem, Polas. When I close my eyes at night, I see DDR arrows scrolling upwards. And not just individual arrows; I see streams of arrows that end up being quite danceable. What should I do, aside from the obvious "Play them?"

It's a sign. A sign that you were born to dance. You've enshrouded yourself in math to avoid your destiny. The only way to awaken your true self is to shake what yo' mama gave you. If that doesn't work, then stop inhaling exhaust.

Alissa:

Who would win in an all out comedy brawl between George Carlin, Sam Kinnison and Bill Cosby? (Pretending that Sam Kinnison is still alive)

Kinnison by a wide margin ... a wide margin in more ways than one, now that I think about it.

EruptionBlade:

Is it normal for my brain to start bleeding when reading a stupid topic? I'm afraid I might be killing myself.

Eh, you had a good run. I just think it's your brain's way of begging for sweet mercy.


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From: krosser | Posted: 6/9/2003 12:53:08 AM | Message Detail
how big will the city on Moon be name Polasville

how big will Krosserville be
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From: Stitchy | Posted: 6/9/2003 12:57:07 AM | Message Detail
What are Polas's thoughts on mushrooms?
They double our size and give us extra lives, the only thing not to like are the poison variety.

DDR arrows scrolling upwards. And not just individual arrows; I see streams of arrows that end up being quite danceable. What should I do, aside from the obvious "Play them?"
It's a sign. A sign that you were born to dance. You've enshrouded yourself in math to avoid your destiny. The only way to awaken your true self is to shake what yo' mama gave you. If that doesn't work, then stop inhaling exhaust.


Classic. Just classic.

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From: SirenSound | Posted: 6/9/2003 1:02:16 AM | Message Detail
Why was I suspended with a loss of 10 karma for not having enough spaces in my quote?

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From: Veii | Posted: 6/9/2003 1:13:08 AM | Message Detail
In your opinion, IS superman ever going to bang Lois?
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/9/2003 12:05:06 PM | Message Detail
is there ever gonna be a dvd out fer the gods must be crazy?

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From: Mario135 | Posted: 6/9/2003 12:35:08 PM | Message Detail
why was teenboy rejected from the abadox?
Why was metriod rejected?
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From: Captain Vegetable | Posted: 6/9/2003 1:04:53 PM | Message Detail
Devils or Ducks?

Also, when will Miro Satan get traded to New Jersey?
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From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 6/9/2003 3:56:12 PM | Message Detail
"If that's the best you can find on your TV right now, you may as well throw it out the window."

I wasn't actually trying to find anything on my TV; that's just what was on after the show I was watching before it, and I didn't feel like changing the channel.

Is the thing on my TV that tells me weather forecasts and stuff evil? It said it was supposed to snow today.

Is Alf an evil being that should be destroyed?

Have you tried Subway's new Italian herb and cheese bread? If so, is it any good?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/9/2003 11:26:17 PM | Message Detail
krosser:

how big will the city on Moon be name Polasville
how big will Krosserville be


These plans aren't to be made public yet. Bones will contact you with the details. The crow flies at midnight. :taps nose:

SirenSound:

Why was I suspended with a loss of 10 karma for not having enough spaces in my quote?

The same reason innocent people go to prison for 30 years on drug busts, while OJ is still looking for the real killers. It's because someone in power thinks it's funny.

Veii:

In your opinion, IS superman ever going to bang Lois?

He has. Reportedly, his excuse afterwards was that there was kryptonite under the bed.

idiotbx3:

is there ever gonna be a dvd out fer the gods must be crazy?

If the Mario Bros. gets a DVD release, everything does.

Mario135:

why was teenboy rejected from the abadox?

Because his toes outnumber his brain cells.

Why was metriod rejected?

Because no one knows who he is. Note these are just guesses, as I don't speak for Abadox, but I'm always right, so there you go.

Captain Vegetable:

Devils or Ducks?

Er ... Devils. Yep.

Also, when will Miro Satan get traded to New Jersey?

Ahaha, Satan, Devils, it all fits. So to answer your question, ahaha, the Ducks goalie got the MVP trophy.

Blistered Otter:

Is the thing on my TV that tells me weather forecasts and stuff evil? It said it was supposed to snow today.

You must live in Antarctica or something, the snow is over.

Is Alf an evil being that should be destroyed?

"Evil" is part of the gimmick revamp. Leave poor Alf alone.

Have you tried Subway's new Italian herb and cheese bread? If so, is it any good?

I don't care for cheese, and that Subway guy pisses me off almost as much as Jared.


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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 6/9/2003 11:28:25 PM | Message Detail
Speaking of Subway, what would you say in response to someone getting an entire subway car rammed through their rear?
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/9/2003 11:41:53 PM | Message Detail
why is it that when i tell a person "i dont give a ****" she goes ahead and tells me what it is i dont care about anyway?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/9/2003 11:49:26 PM | Message Detail
Buttercup115:

Speaking of Subway, what would you say in response to someone getting an entire subway car rammed through their rear?

Beavis & Butt-Head reference or highly modable "caboose" joke, take your pick.

idiotbx3

why is it that when i tell a person "i dont give a ****" she goes ahead and tells me what it is i dont care about anyway?

Unfortunately, it takes effort to not give a **** to the point where people actually truly believe you don't give a ****. That's why I don't get many annoying IM's anymore, and only people I like talk to me, because it's well established what I do and don't give ***** about. Keep at it, soldier.

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From: Death Mage187 | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:56:38 PM | Message Detail
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From: Death Mage187 | Posted: 6/10/2003 9:57:09 PM | Message Detail
Hey man, I haven't talked to you in awhile. I was just wondering who is your favorite band at the moment and what genre of music if your favorite. I might surprise you on who my music taste has changed.
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/10/2003 10:44:56 PM | Message Detail
Death Mage187:

Hey man, I haven't talked to you in awhile. I was just wondering who is your favorite band at the moment and what genre of music if your favorite. I might surprise you on who my music taste has changed.

I don't like to commit to any one band as my favorite, and the only genre I'm concerned with is the "doesn't suck" section. The only album I'm interested in right now is the new Amorphis, but they changed labels and I know of no planned US release, so it's hard to find.

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From: teenboy | Posted: 6/10/2003 10:45:55 PM | Message Detail
No one posted for quite a while on the ZSB there!
From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/10/2003 11:20:22 PM | Message Detail
how did prairie dogs have monkeypox?

wtf is monkeypox?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/10/2003 11:38:43 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

how did prairie dogs have monkeypox?

You know when you were little, and your parents warned you never to scratch a stray monkey? Now you know why.

wtf is monkeypox?

It's somewhere between chickenpox and smallpox, and I think you get fleas for awhile.

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From: EruptionBlade | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:56:33 AM | Message Detail
Now Polas, I have a serious question.

Why the heck are idiots in chat rooms stupider than normal idiots? It boggles the mind, but they are really fun to make fun of. Oh the choices!
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/11/2003 11:04:27 AM | Message Detail
can one really have sunshine on a cloudy day?

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From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 6/11/2003 12:06:20 PM | Message Detail
I think you mean "inherent", and it's to maintain the natural order of the ZSB. The problem is when I'm not around to head them off/make them cry with witty comments, other, less skilled people fill up their topics and you get what we have now. It should go away soon.

Have my witty comments not please you, oh lord?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:32:59 PM | Message Detail
EruptionBlade:

Why the heck are idiots in chat rooms stupider than normal idiots? It boggles the mind, but they are really fun to make fun of. Oh the choices!

This is why I don't think I've been in a chat room in over 2 years. Idiots are known to grow more powerful by bouncing moron waves off of one another when convened in a large gathering. Luckily, they're still idiots, so in most cases you can mock them without being affected by the waves yourself. But be careful.

idiotbx3:

can one really have sunshine on a cloudy day?

Starting easy and working our way back up, eh? That song will always be forever tainted due to Macaulay Culkin. My Girl indeed.

Angelic Panther:

Have my witty comments not please you, oh lord?

Your constant nude dancing has been hindering your work lately. Cut down to 3 hours a day.

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From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 6/11/2003 2:47:30 PM | Message Detail
How do you embed songs on websites using standard html?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/11/2003 4:58:42 PM | Message Detail
FFVIIMAN:

How do you embed songs on websites using standard html?

www.webmonkey.com

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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/12/2003 11:27:48 PM | Message Detail
how come it costs $7 to watch a movie at the friggin theater?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/13/2003 2:55:52 PM | Message Detail
idiotbx3:

how come it costs $7 to watch a movie at the friggin theater?

I think this was asked already, and I reiterate, anyone that doesn't have to pay $8.50 to get into a movie shouldn't complain to me.

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From: Cauchys Inequality | Posted: 6/13/2003 9:42:27 PM | Message Detail
Polas, I'm leaving for a three-week sleep-away camp on Sunday morning. What GBA game should I get for the trip? Unfortunately, Rockman.EXE 3 is out because it's released sometime next week. I also picked up Wario Ware and have gotten flowers on ever microgame. Should I go with Aria of Sorrow, or is there a better choice?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/13/2003 11:55:49 PM | Message Detail
Cauchys Inequality:

Polas, I'm leaving for a three-week sleep-away camp on Sunday morning. What GBA game should I get for the trip? Unfortunately, Rockman.EXE 3 is out because it's released sometime next week. I also picked up Wario Ware and have gotten flowers on ever microgame. Should I go with Aria of Sorrow, or is there a better choice?

3 weeks at camp? Holy hell, all 3 Castlevania games wouldn't be enough. But yes, that seems to be the optimal game of the last 6-8 weeks, since you'll miss Battle Network. If anyone else is bringing a GBA, maybe stock up on fighters like Street Fighter Alpha 3 or Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Otherwise, first choice would be AoS, yes.

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From: Buttercup115 | Posted: 6/13/2003 11:57:43 PM | Message Detail
Polas, another serious question. What should I major in? Keep in mind that I'm going to a Science and Engineering college.
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From: teenboy has returned | Posted: 6/14/2003 12:05:11 AM | Message Detail
Science or Engineering...
From: Polas | Posted: 6/14/2003 12:19:54 AM | Message Detail
Buttercup115:

Polas, another serious question. What should I major in? Keep in mind that I'm going to a Science and Engineering college.

A major in Boozeology, with a double minor in partying down. If you're expecting anything other than a 1970's college movie answer instead of deciding for yourself what you're going to study for 4 years, then your major is the least of your worries.

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From: teenboy has returned | Posted: 6/14/2003 12:22:26 AM | Message Detail
boozeology? Who new?
From: teenboy has returned | Posted: 6/14/2003 12:28:48 AM | Message Detail
*knew
From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 6/15/2003 5:58:15 PM | Message Detail
What does Polas think about Mick Foley returning to the WWE to referee the Hell in the Cell match at Bad Blood?

Is Polas ordering Bad Blood?

Should I order Bad Blood? You probably won't be on soon enough to answer my question, but hey, it happens.

Why am I trying to get my Bad Blood predictions that no one will read in at the last minute like this?
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 6/15/2003 7:24:02 PM | Message Detail
are the cockney kids really innocent?

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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/15/2003 10:21:16 PM | Message Detail
Do you think you'll see T3?

What is your opinion on Terminator 1 and 2?
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From: Polas | Posted: 6/16/2003 12:01:06 AM | Message Detail
Blistered Otter:

What does Polas think about Mick Foley returning to the WWE to referee the Hell in the Cell match at Bad Blood?

I think it's a good way to promote his book, and that you won't see him much after that. Foley is one of my all-time favorites, as well as an all-around good guy, and a native Long Islander to boot. Still, if he sticks around he'll probably be the next in line to lose to HHH, so I'm kind of glad he's leaving again so soon.

Is Polas ordering Bad Blood?

No. It was borderline, but the guy who usually splits the PPV bill didn't call this weekend, and two sporting events on TV I also wanted to see tonight clinched it for "No".

Should I order Bad Blood? You probably won't be on soon enough to answer my question, but hey, it happens.

It seems like it was decent, except for the matches that weren't Flair vs. Michaels. Your call I guess.

Why am I trying to get my Bad Blood predictions that no one will read in at the last minute like this?

This question makes no sense, so I'll move on.

idiotbx3:

are the cockney kids really innocent?

No, it's all a sham. Ahahaha, I'm so clever.

Alissa:

Do you think you'll see T3?

I doubt it.

What is your opinion on Terminator 1 and 2?

I've never seen either of them, except for the ending and alternate ending of the one where Arnold was the good guy, which I'm 99% sure is 2.


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From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 6/16/2003 12:14:26 AM | Message Detail
Would you vote for Hillary?

Does Poladox=good?

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From: Polas | Posted: 6/16/2003 12:24:04 AM | Message Detail
RockMFR 5:

Would you vote for Hillary?

I voted against her in 2000 when she ran for Senate, but her opponent Rick Lazio was a long time Congressional representitave from my area, the guy who replaced Rudy Guiliani if you recall, when he pulled out. I'd definitely vote for her hubby against anyone, but she's a mixed bag.

Does Poladox=good?

It's become a topic for me and Fraggy to discuss Shadow Man, so yes. I don't know about the other parts yet.


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From: Alissa | Posted: 6/16/2003 12:25:26 AM | Message Detail
Do you think Bruce Willis could kick Vin Diesel's ass?
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