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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:46:12 AM | Message Detail

Ugh, two spelling mistakes in two pages. I need to get more sleep, I'm starting to feel plastered myself.
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From: Boreas | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:46:16 AM | Message Detail

I was just jumping on the bandwagon, Polas. I'm weak minded and I have no backbone.

Does this make me more or less of a man in your eyes?
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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/20/2002 1:15:06 PM | Message Detail

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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/20/2002 1:18:49 PM | Message Detail

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From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/20/2002 4:26:08 PM | Message Detail

<lurks evn more>
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 5:39:29 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

Does this make me more or less of a man in your eyes?

Next time, have the kahonies to just ask the game question. You'll feel better.

Everyone else:

Stop posting non-question crap I don't feel like reading.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/20/2002 5:44:55 PM | Message Detail

I'm sorry, Polas. Is there any way I can make it up to you? *wink wink*

What do you think of Warcraft III?

What do you think of Blizzard in general?

Are you an avid reader of Penny Arcade?

What's your favorite comic?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 6:02:02 PM | Message Detail

Warlock210:

I'm sorry, Polas. Is there any way I can make it up to you? *wink wink*

Yes, you can stop trying to be cute.

What do you think of Warcraft III?

Not much.

What do you think of Blizzard in general?

In general, Blizzard is better than Hurricane or Tornado.

Are you an avid reader of Penny Arcade?

I check it every few days, it's mostly good stuff.

What's your favorite comic?

I'm not as big on them as I used to be, but anything involving Guy Gardener was fine by me.

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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/20/2002 6:37:17 PM | Message Detail

Who's Guy Gardener?

If he isn't from Penny Arcade (Oh please tell me he isn't) then what is your favorite Penny Arcade comic strip/episode thingy/whatever?

What do you think of Blizzard the people who make Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, and the like.

From now on, if start to try and act cute, will you tell me so I don't make a fool out of myself?

You're answers sometimes confuse me, but through faith, I will endure.
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I love the Dutch.

From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 6:56:46 PM | Message Detail

Warlock210:

Who's Guy Gardener?

The best damn Green Lantern ever.

If he isn't from Penny Arcade (Oh please tell me he isn't) then what is your favorite Penny Arcade comic strip/episode thingy/whatever?

I like the GBA one "Lame Boy Advance", because I saw it the day I got my GBA and Castlevania COTM, and the timing was perfect. There's also something oddly hilarious about "Tails and Knuckles Stupid ****** Adventure".

What do you think of Blizzard the people who make Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo, and the like.

Never played them, no desire to.

From now on, if start to try and act cute, will you tell me so I don't make a fool out of myself?

Too late.
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From: willis5225 | Posted: 8/20/2002 9:24:27 PM | Message Detail

Ever read Exploitation Now? Because I think it's the bestest darn webcomic out there.
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From: Kiss of the Dragon | Posted: 8/20/2002 9:27:52 PM | Message Detail

If you don't like being annoyed, then why did you make this topic?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 10:25:36 PM | Message Detail

willis5225:

Ever read Exploitation Now? Because I think it's the bestest darn webcomic out there.

Better than Red Meat? Highly dubious.

Kiss of the Dragon:

If you don't like being annoyed, then why did you make this topic?

So is the sacrifice I make to entertain you people. Plus, every once in awhile I actually get an interesting question, or one I can work with, and my faith in humanity gets restored for a few fleeting minutes.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/20/2002 10:26:59 PM | Message Detail

What kinds of questions do you consider intelligent and worthwhile?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 10:51:21 PM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek:

What kinds of questions do you consider intelligent and worthwhile?

1) It, or a variation of it, hasn't been asked yet in this topic.

2) Either it's funny to me, or it allows me to produce an answer that's funny to others.

3) It's one that actually makes me have to think for a few seconds.
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From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/20/2002 10:56:46 PM | Message Detail

Has anything specific changed your life drastically?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 11:00:50 PM | Message Detail

AntalIic:

Has anything specific changed your life drastically?

Yes. My ****s dropping. :Polas thrust: How's that for turning the tables?
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From: Alissa | Posted: 8/20/2002 11:04:50 PM | Message Detail

Is it normal for me to feel slightly woozy after that Polas thrust?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 11:09:34 PM | Message Detail

Alissa:

Is it normal for me to feel slightly woozy after that Polas thrust?

For someone who knocks 'em back until naked green pirates are visible, I'd say that a florescent light would be enough to make you woozy, let alone forbidden Polas movements of the Far East™.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: kmnm13 iz back | Posted: 8/21/2002 4:07:47 AM | Message Detail

if you have a pen that uses invisible ink, how the hell do you know when you're out of ink???
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From: ThunderAss | Posted: 8/21/2002 4:20:04 AM | Message Detail

Your friend, closest friend in the world, finally found something after 2 hours of searching through their computer files and direct connects to send it. The damn thing is HUGE! After a 3.78 hour wait for it to be sent through, you near the end and it has 1 minute before it has been officially sent. Do you close the connection, aborting the file transfer? And if so, do you take credit for that particular action?

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From: Mystic Warrior | Posted: 8/21/2002 2:07:12 PM | Message Detail

Do I win?

What's my prize?

Did you spraypaint the green pirate?

Why?

When can I expect my prize?
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From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 8/21/2002 4:28:36 PM | Message Detail

According to Bender, I have some fake names, could you please tell me what these are?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/21/2002 5:18:30 PM | Message Detail

kmnm13 iz back:

if you have a pen that uses invisible ink, how the hell do you know when you're out of ink???

How about next time, you type your question with an invisible keyboard.

ThunderAss:

Your friend, closest friend in the world, finally found something after 2 hours of searching through their computer files and direct connects to send it. The damn thing is HUGE! After a 3.78 hour wait for it to be sent through, you near the end and it has 1 minute before it has been officially sent. Do you close the connection, aborting the file transfer? And if so, do you take credit for that particular action?

I doubt it, if I would actually keep up a 4 hour file transfer, it must be something I want pretty badly. If it was someone I didn't like, and/or a file I didn't want, then it'd be pretty funny, however.

Mystic Warrior:

I don't know how, but your questions somehow manage to become more awful and unfunny every time. Hire a coach or something.

FFVIIMAN:

According to Bender, I have some fake names, could you please tell me what these are?

Serves you right for making an "a/s/l" topic.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/21/2002 6:54:46 PM | Message Detail

Do you think I could coach Vyse in the ways of being funny?

If so, can I use a whip?

If not, can I still use a whip?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/21/2002 11:16:23 PM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek

Sweet mother of crap, did you catch Vyseophobia by posting on the same page as him? I thought these questions were from him before I saw the coaching one up top, and then the name.
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From: PDZero | Posted: 8/21/2002 11:19:17 PM | Message Detail

you asked a question, therefor i ban you from this topic.

am i allowed to do that?
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Mission Failed.. You Lose!

From: Polas | Posted: 8/21/2002 11:28:23 PM | Message Detail

PDZero:

you asked a question, therefor i ban you from this topic.

am i allowed to do that?

OK, nobody ask any more questions until we get to the next page, evidently this thing is contagious.
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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: PDZero | Posted: 8/21/2002 11:39:37 PM | Message Detail

you want next page, hah. well, i guess i unban you from your topic.

now would you answer me question?
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Mission Failed.. You Lose!

From: Polas | Posted: 8/21/2002 11:45:05 PM | Message Detail

PDZero:

you want next page, hah. well, i guess i unban you from your topic.

now would you answer me question?

Thank Karnov this page is over.
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From: Alissa | Posted: 8/22/2002 1:36:26 AM | Message Detail

Oooooohh next page.

Polas, why you gotta make fun of my drinking problem?

Are you a fan of Dave Attel?
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You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan

From: Polas | Posted: 8/22/2002 1:41:45 AM | Message Detail

Alissa:

Polas, why you gotta make fun of my drinking problem?

As you can see, material isn't coming easy these last few pages.

Are you a fan of Dave Attel?

Dave Attell is the type of person I'd like to hang out with, and I also tend to dress like him, mostly out of laziness. Plus, the "Insomniac" song rules.

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/22/2002 1:42:23 AM | Message Detail

I've done some research and I've found that George Carlin's DNA closely matches Jesus' DNA. I'd tell you how I got Jesus' DNA, but the story is wacky and involves killing a savior. Oh, and it's long. Anyway, my question is: COULD George Carlin be the wacky, funny, disgruntled descendant of Jesus Christ? And if so, does it make as much sense to you as it does to me?

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From: Polas | Posted: 8/22/2002 1:45:46 AM | Message Detail

Bender1616:

I've done some research and I've found that George Carlin's DNA closely matches Jesus' DNA. I'd tell you how I got Jesus' DNA, but the story is wacky and involves killing a savior. Oh, and it's long. Anyway, my question is: COULD George Carlin be the wacky, funny, disgruntled descendant of Jesus Christ? And if so, does it make as much sense to you as it does to me?

The Jesus reference reminded me of my Denis Leary topic, which gave me the thought of Leary and Carlin on the same show, and that'd just beat the hell out of anything ever done by anyone. And it does make sense, because the only good reason for cancelling his show after like 3 episodes would have to be religious persecution.

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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/22/2002 1:58:59 AM | Message Detail

Have you shunned the evil professors who educate you stupid and embraced the one truth that is the time cube?

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From: kmnm13 iz back | Posted: 8/22/2002 2:02:58 AM | Message Detail

why cant I sleep?
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From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/22/2002 2:06:17 AM | Message Detail

Polas;(When I think about you,I paw myself)*sings*

When will they figure out the complex riddle,that is,ScumBag?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/22/2002 2:08:04 AM | Message Detail

Bender1616:

Have you shunned the evil professors who educate you stupid and embraced the one truth that is the time cube?

I was educated EVIL!!!!, and from this one of the four worlds I dwell within, I now see that the god scam is over and that all clock faces are wrong. CUBE THE SQUARE

For the 3 of you who haven't seen this by now, go here:

http://www.timecube.com/

kmnm13 iz back:

why cant I sleep?

My topics are that damn addicting.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Polas | Posted: 8/22/2002 2:10:58 AM | Message Detail

ScumBag:

Polas;(When I think about you,I paw myself)*sings*

When will they figure out the complex riddle,that is,ScumBag?

That you're the president of the Divinyls fan club? If it wasn't obvious before, it certainly is now.
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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 8/22/2002 3:34:00 PM | Message Detail

You said it served me right. What exactly did it serve me?
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From: Leinad | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:23:23 PM | Message Detail

how can I become like Polas?
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"There is no spoon"
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From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:24:36 PM | Message Detail

Will this topic reach 500?
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"It's 'cuz of that &^#$# 'pizza' that people underneath are sufferin'!"- Barret. VOTE FOR CLOUD STRIFE 17057

From: Leinad | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:24:43 PM | Message Detail

How can I become like Polas?

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:28:28 PM | Message Detail

Stupidest. Questions. Ever.

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"This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy."-Admiral Viscen

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:29:37 PM | Message Detail

I'll save Polas the trouble.

Don't post the same question twice, especially if it was stupid the first time.
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This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy. - AdmiralViscen
~Juggling Joker~

From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:35:41 PM | Message Detail

My computer has a problem where every program takes up more resources. Internet Explorer used to take up 1% of my CPU Usage, and now it takes up 25%+. What's the problem?

My computer sometimes starts up thinking the CDROM and CD-R drives don't exist. BIOS says they're okay, but there's still a problem. Is my motherboard on fire?

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SPOOKAY!™

From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:36:20 PM | Message Detail

do you think you'll stay at GameFAQs long enough to be an Idol?
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From: Ganondork | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:39:37 PM | Message Detail

Polas, have you heard of Muse?
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From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:39:44 PM | Message Detail

My right leg is twitching. Why?

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SPOOKAY!™

From: MacDaddy Mike | Posted: 8/22/2002 4:40:29 PM | Message Detail

My left leg is twitching too. Why?

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