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From: Bender1616 | Posted: 7/31/2002 11:59:08 PM | Message Detail

Do you consider Bill Clinton a party animal?

Would you invite him over to your house for some fun times?

Am I alone in my opinion that he is one of the greatest presidents ever? (EVER)

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"Love, luck and lollipops!"-Batjew, my hero

From: Polas | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:07:54 AM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek:

Well, it wasn't really me you yelled at, but I still was involved. But you have to admit, that was pretty damn funny. Am I right?

I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Bender1616:

Do you consider Bill Clinton a party animal?

Would you invite him over to your house for some fun times?

Am I alone in my opinion that he is one of the greatest presidents ever? (EVER)

All yes. There's this great Imus parody on Bill Clinton, sung as him to Eminem's "Without Me", on why we need Clinton back. It's making fun of him, but I still agree.

"You won't worry 'bout Osama 'cause I'll give you melodrama while inside my silk pajamas gettin' busy with my mamas", and so forth. Hail Imus.

"Cause with me the only controversy, was gettin' caught with my pants down around my knees; I can come back to the presidency, 'cause it ain't as much fun Without Me".

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.html

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:13:27 AM | Message Detail

who are your 5 favorite ZSBers?
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.

From: Angelic Panther | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:15:07 AM | Message Detail

5 most favorite*
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princess mononoke rocks. i know of no other movie that can give u that many nightmares about pigs.

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:17:56 AM | Message Detail

Has Polas ever found the Mantorok Rune?
If Polas has, does Polas agree that it kicks ass?
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To see through the eyes of the dead is to become them- Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:57:40 AM | Message Detail

I still have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Clever tactics, my friend (acquaintance?), but you will not get the best of me. Bwahahahaha!

*cough*

If I link you on my super keen site, will you link mine?

jjworld2000.cjb.net be the link, in case you don't know it.
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"It comes!"~Auron ~Final Fantasy X~
Dark Flaring Leader of the Birds of Prey!

From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:13:37 AM | Message Detail

Polas: You doctor of love.

Where can I find an Shiny(literally)pair of,Zoobas(M.C. Hammer pants) in this day and age?

How's my cute lil,Polas feeling today?

Want I should tear out the radiator?

Where can a strapping young lad like myself,find a stretched out toolbox?

Can you feel the passion?

What's with,German's nowadays?
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If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you.

From: Mirai Link | Posted: 8/1/2002 7:22:43 AM | Message Detail

How long has this board been weird?

Why am I asking you this question?

What's the meaning of life?

What's the meaning of the ZSB?
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"How come you run out of tardy slips before you run out of chalk?"-Principal Skinner "How come you suck?"-Nelson

From: MysterMask | Posted: 8/1/2002 1:10:03 PM | Message Detail

Polas, if I use b00b instead of n00b, will I be moded?
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight

From: Raken Vacca Abdacus | Posted: 8/1/2002 1:36:15 PM | Message Detail

Do you people actually look to this guy for wisdom, like he's a psychiatrist or something? Now, I'm not at all trying to insult him, it just seems weird that this kind of topic is at this kind of web site. Once again, I am not trying to put you down, Polas, I'm just saying that question out of confusion, not out of "Why the heck are you people looking to this stupid guy?!" I DON'T THINK YOU'RE STUPID! PLEASE DON'T FLAME! All I'm saying is, it seems weird that this kind of topic is at this kind of web site.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them.
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

From: Polas | Posted: 8/1/2002 1:44:40 PM | Message Detail

Angelic Panther:

who are your 5 favorite ZSBers?
5 most favorite*

Me, and whichever 4 people are currently annoying me the least.

Renegade Angel:

Has Polas ever found the Mantorok Rune?

Yep.

If Polas has, does Polas agree that it kicks ass?

Its main attraction is the ability to turn you invisible. Other than that, the novelty wears off quickly and it's not worth the trouble of getting.

Platinum Shiek:

If I link you on my super keen site, will you link mine?

My policy is to not link people who ask me to be linked.

ScumBag: My other policy is to skip over people that temporarily forgot how to count.

Mirai Link:

How long has this board been weird?

Ever since you got here.

Why am I asking you this question?

To annoy me. Mission accomplished.

What's the meaning of life?

To please Polas.

What's the meaning of the ZSB?

To amuse Polas.

MysterMask:

Polas, if I use b00b instead of n00b, will I be moded?

Now, n00b is/was stupid enough, but think for a moment of all the negative possibilities that could arise from people constantly calling each other "b00bs", especially on this board. I hope by now you've reconsidered.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.html

From: MysterMask | Posted: 8/1/2002 1:47:34 PM | Message Detail

*Laughs*
Ok, Polas. I'll listen to you. Like always.
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/1/2002 2:56:55 PM | Message Detail

Where is the quote in my sig from?
(even I can't remember)
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There is no good and evil, only power and those too weak to see it.

From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/1/2002 8:44:19 PM | Message Detail

Polas: You,You animal king.

Where can I find an Shiny(literally)pair of,Zoobas(M.C.
Hammer pants) in this day and age?

How's my cute lil,Polas feeling today?

Want I should tear out the radiator?

Where can a strapping young lad like myself,find a stretched out toolbox?

Can you feel the passion?
(and you should)
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If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you.

From: Jacehan | Posted: 8/1/2002 10:44:56 PM | Message Detail

If Wil is the Polas of PMS, does that mean he's like a female version of you?
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People say we're more civilized than animals, but you don't see gorillas walking around the rainforest blowing themselves up.
--Matt Orlando

From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 8/1/2002 11:38:32 PM | Message Detail

who is the corpse god?
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"pixie lover!"

From: Polas | Posted: 8/2/2002 9:13:35 AM | Message Detail

Renegade Angel:

Where is the quote in my sig from?
(even I can't remember)

If you can't even remember, I don't see why I should bother.

ScumBag:

Where can I find an Shiny(literally)pair of,Zoobas(M.C.
Hammer pants) in this day and age?

Knock three times on the mishapen wall in the back of my closet. Tell no one. And wash them when you're done.

How's my cute lil,Polas feeling today?

Feeling like getting a job has seriously disrupted my "sleep late into the afternoon" strategy.

Want I should tear out the radiator?

Sure, knock yourself out.

Where can a strapping young lad like myself,find a stretched out toolbox?

I can see the Hammer pants, but a stretched out toolbox? You've gone mad.

Can you feel the passion?
(and you should)

Who wouldn't, thinking about what you might have planned with the aforementioned items.

Jacehan:

If Wil is the Polas of PMS, does that mean he's like a female version of you?

You said it, not me.

:whistles innocently:

idiotbx3:

who is the corpse god?

It's a tie between Mantorok and Keith Richards.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.html

From: ScumBag | Posted: 8/2/2002 10:15:35 AM | Message Detail

Polas:you master of ass water.

what are your thoughts on ,Metroid Prime?

What are your thoughts on Contra:Shattered Soldiers?

Where did,GOD get his magical "Santa" like powers?

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If you hold someone's head under water long enough.There's a point where they'll either give up and drown.Or they'll Destroy you.

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/2/2002 4:41:14 PM | Message Detail

And I was expecting a wittier answer...
Does Polas like to play any sports?
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: BleuDragon237 | Posted: 8/2/2002 4:57:26 PM | Message Detail

Why does ScumBag need Hammer Pants?
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>_O <- ow, my eye!
Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/2/2002 5:00:27 PM | Message Detail

If Polas is so smart:
What spell do you have to cast in the Alex Roivas(end chapter) with the 12 point circle of power?
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: Habnot | Posted: 8/2/2002 5:08:09 PM | Message Detail

Why does RA not give up on Eternal Darkness questions?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001

From: Polas | Posted: 8/2/2002 7:22:22 PM | Message Detail

ScumBag:

what are your thoughts on ,Metroid Prime?

Eh. Out of the two, I'm looking more forward to Fusion. I don't consider either "must have", even though many other people seem to.

What are your thoughts on Contra:Shattered Soldiers?

You didn't tell me they were MOVIES. 7.6 MB my ass. I'll just pretend I watched them and say it kicked ass, and all will be well.

Where did,GOD get his magical "Santa" like powers?

Dr. Wily.

Renegade Angel

And I was expecting a wittier answer...
Does Polas like to play any sports?

I start with the witty answers when you come up with something resembling an entertaining question. All my youthful energy is long gone, so baseball and hockey turned into pool and bowling.

What spell do you have to cast in the Alex Roivas(end chapter) with the 12 point circle of power?

It only goes up to 9, and you can only nail one of those in Ehn'gha. Eternal Darkness questions will no longer be answered. "If" Polas is so smart? At least you're starting to make me laugh.

BleuDragon237:

Why does ScumBag need Hammer Pants?

That's our business. His. His business.

Habnot:

Why does RA not give up on Eternal Darkness questions?

He will now.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: willis5225 | Posted: 8/3/2002 10:49:29 PM | Message Detail

Polas, I'm down and have nowhere better to turn. What do you do when you feel all depressed?
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Dork Pride!
We're born this way

From: Thx4UrHelpMyGoodMen | Posted: 8/3/2002 10:53:42 PM | Message Detail

Let the stupid questions roll.

If I were a frog, and you were a princess, would you kiss me to turn me into a prince?

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The Legend is Reborn
cribbs542 is back

From: Polas | Posted: 8/3/2002 11:16:19 PM | Message Detail

willis5225:

Polas, I'm down and have nowhere better to turn. What do you do when you feel all depressed?

Drink hard, sleep harder. If you're actually serious and want something resembling a compassionate answer ... :resists temptation to say "look elsewhere":, I'd just take it easy, listen to music that suits the mood, with a tasty beverage, alcoholic or not.

As Dave Letterman always says, "there's not a man, woman or child alive that doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage".

Thx4UrHelpMyGoodMen:

If I were a frog, and you were a princess, would you kiss me to turn me into a prince?

I'd do it anyway now, I'll bet Frog Cribbs would give me a better buzz than that toad Homer licked.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Game Loser | Posted: 8/3/2002 11:18:25 PM | Message Detail

who is this Polas that i hear so much about

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/3/2002 11:28:47 PM | Message Detail

http://www16.brinkster.com/jjsworld/JJWalk.html

Am I cool, or what? (regarding the link, of course)

Will you just let this topic die so I can get my Gradius Avenger name purged? Thanx.
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"It comes!"~Auron ~Final Fantasy X~
Dark Flaring Leader of the Birds of Prey!

From: Polas | Posted: 8/4/2002 10:03:28 PM | Message Detail

Game Loser:

who is this Polas that i hear so much about

Ask your local Congressman. And support your local Sheriff.

Platinum Shiek:

http://www16.brinkster.com/jjsworld/JJWalk.html

Am I cool, or what? (regarding the link, of course)

A cool person would know that flash displeases me to the point that I stopped frequenting Newgrounds.

Will you just let this topic die so I can get my Gradius Avenger name purged? Thanx.

I would, but people such as yourself keep asking questions.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: ccmbr006 | Posted: 8/4/2002 10:22:36 PM | Message Detail

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Why does Homer say D'oh? Why not Z'oh?

Why am I on these message boards?

Is there an easy way to remove fat?

Why is my friend so tolerant?

Does that make her a good one?
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What....is the capital of Assyria?!

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/5/2002 12:20:40 AM | Message Detail

Does Polas like Eternal Mode?
Just kidding!
Has Polas seen Signs?
If so, did Polas think it was good?
And actually, the 12-point thing was a trick question.
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: Polas | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:02:45 PM | Message Detail

ccmbr006: Your questions weren't bad, but I'm guessing they took all your focus and energy, as your counting skills could use some work.

Renegade Angel:

Does Polas like Eternal Mode?
Just kidding!

For being stupid, you get no further answers. Just one more response.

And actually, the 12-point thing was a trick question.

Thank you for clearing that up, Captain Obvious.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Boreas | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:07:27 PM | Message Detail

Why doesn't Polas like Flash?
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My sig is NORMAL! Argh!
~Juggling Joker~

From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:12:28 PM | Message Detail

Did Polas enjoy: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?
Specs:
Running Time: 178 minutes
Year: 2001
Company: New Line Cinema
Directed By: Peter Jackson
Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian Mckellan, etc.
Based Upon: J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings trilogy. (One of the best series I have ever read).
2-disc Special Edition comes out tomorrow.

NOTE: That was just off the top of my head, sorry if I left some things out.

P.S. Would you kindly rate it on your scale from 1-10 (or however you rate things).

Thank you
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Every time a Chinese man builds a wall, ****ing Mongolians come and knock it down - South Park. "Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys.

From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:40:09 PM | Message Detail

has polas ever watched 3's company? if so, has polas ever had an urge to kill terry like idiotbx has?
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"pixie lover!"

From: Polas | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:49:22 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

Why doesn't Polas like Flash?

Bad experience in the city with an old guy wearing a trenchcoat in the subway.

AntalIic:

Did Polas enjoy: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring?

Never saw it, have absolutely no desire to.

P.S. Would you kindly rate it on your scale from 1-10 (or however you rate things).

I wouldn't have since I didn't see it, but I now give it a 1/10 for you posting all that stuff I didn't need to know.

idiotbx3:

has polas ever watched 3's company? if so, has polas ever had an urge to kill terry like idiotbx has?

Not really, I'd totally start with Jack. Not only is his character a complete goof, but just his name; "Jack Tripper"? Ugh, come on.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Boreas | Posted: 8/5/2002 11:51:17 PM | Message Detail

Hmm, I'll rephrase that.

Why doesn't Polas like Flash animation?

And no, I'm not referring to any removal of clothing, unless that is why you don't like Flash animation.
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My sig is NORMAL! Argh!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/6/2002 1:42:57 PM | Message Detail

Why can't Polas take a joke?
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 8/6/2002 1:59:11 PM | Message Detail

Will they make a Polas gun?
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KoG/GameGuy44

From: Habnot | Posted: 8/6/2002 2:12:11 PM | Message Detail

Where did Polas get his screen name from?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001

From: Habnot | Posted: 8/6/2002 3:51:17 PM | Message Detail

Does Polas watch the Man Show?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001

From: wolfspider64 | Posted: 8/6/2002 3:55:35 PM | Message Detail

why aren't people trying to answer questions on my quiz? are the questions to hard?
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Extremist vegetarians claim honey's production uses the labor of oppressed worker bees.-Time Magazine
BOB ELITE/AFAAssasin

From: Polas | Posted: 8/6/2002 3:59:20 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

Why doesn't Polas like Flash animation?

I'll like it better when I get a new computer at year's end. For now, keep it off my screen unless it's something of "Mario Twins" calibre.

Renegade Angel:

Why can't Polas take a joke?

He can, when it actually turns out funny.

GamePunk88:

Will they make a Polas gun?

They did, 20 years ago. Bang bang, baby.

Habnot:

Where did Polas get his screen name from?

Since I am in fact Polas, "I Am Polas" seemed like a natural fit.

Does Polas watch the Man Show?

Yes, I've been fans of both Kimmel and Corolla for years now, and together they can be hilarious.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Polas | Posted: 8/6/2002 4:02:34 PM | Message Detail

wolfspider64:

why aren't people trying to answer questions on my quiz? are the questions to hard?

You have a quiz?

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Habnot | Posted: 8/6/2002 4:02:36 PM | Message Detail

I meant the GameFAQs account.
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001

From: wolfspider64 | Posted: 8/6/2002 4:04:00 PM | Message Detail

it's the random questions quiz.
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Extremist vegetarians claim honey's production uses the labor of oppressed worker bees.-Time Magazine
BOB ELITE/AFAAssasin

From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 8/6/2002 4:25:28 PM | Message Detail

Which band do you really think should just quit and go? If you can't pick one, you can say a bunch.
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KoG/GameGuy44

From: Polas | Posted: 8/6/2002 4:40:53 PM | Message Detail

GamePunk88:

Which band do you really think should just quit and go? If you can't pick one, you can say a bunch.

It's close between KISS and Creed. Both are fronted by gigantic pains in the ass. There's Scott "I M Jesus" Stapp, and Gene "Buy some KISS condoms" Simmons. But, at least some of KISS' music is tolerable, so I give it to Creed.

Wait, wait, Fred Durst is more of a lowlife schmuck than both of those other guys, and their "music" is worse than anything Creed has ever done. NEW CHAMPS: Limp Bizkit!
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 8/6/2002 11:01:19 PM | Message Detail

is it normal fer a dog in a pet store to "blast some dookie" and then eat it afterwards?
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"pixie lover!"

From: Polas | Posted: 8/6/2002 11:22:48 PM | Message Detail

idiotbx3:

is it normal fer a dog in a pet store to "blast some dookie" and then eat it afterwards?

This reminds us all of a heart-warming Simpsons episode, where they go to a ski lodge and Bart learns to snowboard. He asks to go to the bathroom, Otto yells at him and makes him use the correct lingo, and Bart thinks for a moment, then asks if he can blast a dookie. And yes, they're known for that, thank you for ruining any chances of a late snack.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

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