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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:15:22 AM | Message Detail

Yes, I would like you to be brutally honest. Wait, that wasn't a question, was it?

And I did mean Mystery Contest OR Storytime. Must you always hurt my feelings?
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I love the Dutch.

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:17:15 AM | Message Detail

I'd rather you rate this nice sculpture I made, but if you're so hung up on appearances, Polas, maybe I just leave.

*walks out*

*walks back in*

Did you miss me? Keep in mind I have beer.
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This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy. - AdmiralViscen
~Juggling Joker~

From: Mirai Link | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:17:25 AM | Message Detail

Why am I a n00b?
Do you like b00bs?
Does everyone hate me?
Are you the king?
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"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." - Filburt's fortune cookie - Rocko's Modern Life

From: Polas | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:22:09 AM | Message Detail

Warlock210:

Yes, I would like you to be brutally honest. Wait, that wasn't a question, was it?

Nope.

And I did mean Mystery Contest OR Storytime. Must you always hurt my feelings?

Yep.

Platinum Shiek:

Did you miss me? Keep in mind I have beer.

So did that little Mexican guy from my high school, but I don't really miss him.

NOTE TO MODS: I love all Mexicans, and I've seen most of the Cheech & Chong movies.

Mirai Link

Why am I a n00b?

You choose your own path. I, however, don't rate people by "n00b", I go by "moron" and "not a moron".

Do you like b00bs?

With O's instead of zeroes, and attached to a female, yes.

Does everyone hate me?

Probably.

Are you the king?

I'm everything you want and more.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Quidigibul | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:22:36 AM | Message Detail

Should I keep the new sig addition or go back to the one line "nerds" sig?
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Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute,
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:23:46 AM | Message Detail

Am I a moron?

It seems I'm always at my worst when you're around, Polas. You make me nervous. Could you pretend this was a question? I want to hear your opinion on it.
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I love the Dutch.

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:24:31 AM | Message Detail

Well Polas, I'm tired, so I'm off to bed.

Will you tuck me in and kiss my forehead?
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This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy. - AdmiralViscen
~Juggling Joker~

From: Polas | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:26:42 AM | Message Detail

Quidigibul:

Should I keep the new sig addition or go back to the one line "nerds" sig?

I'd actually like to see a mix of the "nerd" line, and the Ali/jitterbug line.

Warlock210:

Am I a moron?

This is one of those "ask the mirror insted of me" questions.

It seems I'm always at my worst when you're around, Polas. You make me nervous. Could you pretend this was a question? I want to hear your opinion on it.

OK. Go get laid. Then you'll no longer be nervous.
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:27:58 AM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek:

Will you tuck me in and kiss my forehead?

No, but I'll grab your ass and call it chicken.

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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:28:20 AM | Message Detail

The mirror doesn't answer me. You're not lying, are you?
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I love the Dutch.

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/16/2002 1:29:15 AM | Message Detail

Don't you just love how I fit a question into every post as to not upset you, Polas?

Because I don't. It ends up making me look even stupider than I should.
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This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy. - AdmiralViscen
~Juggling Joker~

From: Quidigibul | Posted: 8/16/2002 2:10:18 AM | Message Detail

If Polas could have any one ring from the cartoon "Captain Planet", which ring would he choose? Being the nerd I am, I've thoguht about which I'd choose thouroughly. At first, I crossed out the Heart ring right away but then I thought a little more. The heart ring is by far the most powerful. Sure you could burn things with the fire ring but eventually you'd probably be arrested for arson or something. But with the heart ring? You can make the animals become your slaves. You'd never have to feed yourself or wipe your own ass again. You could have birds crap all over your enemies' cars. The heart ring would be my choice. Sorry for talking so much, I'm bored,
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Signatures are for nerds, ...hey, wait a minute,
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

From: DarkLinkVX | Posted: 8/16/2002 2:11:30 AM | Message Detail

I'd like to knock the "wind" chick around a bit.
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If I was old enough I would totally start ******* *** right now. - South Park

From: AntalIic | Posted: 8/16/2002 2:25:09 AM | Message Detail

Does Polas care if a movie/TV show is in black and white?

What kind of computer does Polas own?

How many games does Polas own? (Total amount for all systems.)
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"Now let's see that joke ****" - Will Smith - Bad Boys.
Every time a Chinese man builds a wall, ****ing Mongolians come and knock it down - South Park.

From: DarkLinkVX | Posted: 8/16/2002 2:27:05 AM | Message Detail

Does Polas shave his pubic hair? Does he think people should?
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If I was old enough I would totally start ******* *** right now. - South Park

From: Polas | Posted: 8/16/2002 6:43:01 PM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek:

Don't you just love how I fit a question into every post as to not upset you, Polas?

I'm proud of your sacrifice. Learn from JJ; looking stupid in Polas' topic with his approval is much better than looking stupid without it.

Quidigibul:

If Polas could have any one ring from the cartoon "Captain Planet", which ring would he choose?

I didn't really like this show, but I do remember the premise and characters somewhat, so I'll give it a shot. The fire kid was somewhat of an obnoxious Captain N, so his ring is out. The foreign chick DL wants to bang was snooty. I don't remember the other two. I think Hadji had the Heart ring, and any ring that's good enough for Hadji is good enough for me.

AntalIic:

Does Polas care if a movie/TV show is in black and white?

Not if it's good.

What kind of computer does Polas own?

An iMac. I was going to get a Dell in addition before year's end, but now I feel like I'm giving in to that stupid kid in the commercials.

How many games does Polas own? (Total amount for all systems.)

Let's see, I already gave an answer to a similar question, with estimates on my game totals, signifying that I don't keep an exact count, because I don't care how many total games I have. So, the answer is PAY ******* ATTENTION.

DarkLinkVX:

Does Polas shave his pubic hair? Does he think people should?

Not completely, I actually shave and trim it into a lovely pattern. As for other people, it depends on your skill with a razor, but let's just say while you don't want things as smooth as a baby's bottom, you also don't need a damn afro down there.
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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: FFVIIMAN | Posted: 8/16/2002 8:31:43 PM | Message Detail

I took a test today in school, and I was wondering what the real answer to #38 was, it was something about The Odyssey, which I haven't read, i just used my knowledge of O Brother Where Art Thou to get the basic idea of it. Have you ever read the Odyssey?
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From: cribbs542 is back | Posted: 8/16/2002 9:07:15 PM | Message Detail

If I happen to knew Polas' real name, would I be shot?

Oh and give me luck, I go to try to trade in a broken XBOX controller and pick up Super Metroid tomorrow.
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The Legend is Reborn
cribbs542 is back

From: Polas | Posted: 8/16/2002 10:21:44 PM | Message Detail

FFVIIMAN:

I took a test today in school, and I was wondering what the real answer to #38 was, it was something about The Odyssey, which I haven't read, i just used my knowledge of O Brother Where Art Thou to get the basic idea of it. Have you ever read the Odyssey?

Yes, it was the one where Homer became Safety Inspector after trying to jump off a bridge.

cribbs542 is back:

If I happen to knew Polas' real name, would I be shot?

I don't handle those directly anymore, ever since I got mass modded earlier. Call the Polasline and dial extension 187, and someone will assist you in this matter.

Ancient proverb: "One must give **** before one can give luck"
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 8/17/2002 3:43:35 PM | Message Detail

Does wang make could food?

Do you still love me???

Where do you work?

Dae-woo??

COmo estas?
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<SSBM-290><P9-DC><SMB-Expert Extra><MKSC-WRx9> o_0
"RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas

From: blackinback | Posted: 8/17/2002 4:07:02 PM | Message Detail

I missed it who won the basketball championships?
Do you think Mike will ever be able to come back to the NBA(coolest sport in my opinion)?
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MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! I'M GONNA TEAR IT OFF CHOP IT UP AND MAKE IT INTO GUACA-MOLE-Y!~Austin Powers Goldmember.

From: blackinback | Posted: 8/17/2002 4:10:29 PM | Message Detail

Thanks for answering the book question with the simpsons. That made me remember the Simpsons are on. Now, I'm watching golf. Oops it's saturday.
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MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! I'M GONNA TEAR IT OFF CHOP IT UP AND MAKE IT INTO GUACA-MOLE-Y!~Austin Powers Goldmember.

From: Polas | Posted: 8/17/2002 6:11:39 PM | Message Detail

RockMFR 5:

Does wang make could food?

Does you type could question correctly?

Do you still love me???

"Still". Good one.

Where do you work?

Wherever there's work to be done.

Dae-woo??

I'm glad they stopped those annoying commercials.

COmo estas?

Muy sexy, señor tonto.

blackinback:

Don't post non-question crap in my topic, as I don't care if you watch golf or forget what day it is.

I missed it who won the basketball championships?

The Lakers. Again. Sacramento choked. Again.

Do you think Mike will ever be able to come back to the NBA(coolest sport in my opinion)?

Of course, he has to keep pace with Mario Lemiux and Hulk Hogan.
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From: Mars | Posted: 8/17/2002 7:49:38 PM | Message Detail

Today I learned that "tough girl" from Yu-Gi-Oh is named "Mi Valentine." Is her middle name "Bloody"?
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"Fear? Ha! I laugh in the face of Fear! I party with Peril! Once I snapped a wet towel at Terror, then put itching powder in its shorts!" --Nester

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/17/2002 8:16:12 PM | Message Detail

<lurks>
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: Skydriverice | Posted: 8/17/2002 10:24:18 PM | Message Detail

If I gave you a cookie, would you ask for milk?
Why is it that Lanky is the only one who wears pants in DK64?

From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 8/17/2002 10:28:51 PM | Message Detail

What is my first name?
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~Representing Link in the Summer Contest Poll~
This signature must now be cut short for reasons beyond my control.- Blistered Otter

From: Polas | Posted: 8/18/2002 12:50:04 AM | Message Detail

Mars:

Today I learned that "tough girl" from Yu-Gi-Oh is named "Mi Valentine." Is her middle name "Bloody"?

For completion's sake, yes. Yes it is.

Skydriverice:

If I gave you a cookie, would you ask for milk?

No, I'd have you smacked. Giving people cookies on this board ranks somewhere between "ROTFLMAO" and "j00".

Why is it that Lanky is the only one who wears pants in DK64?

Let's just say that there's more to the name "Lanky" than we need to know.

Blistered Otter:

What is my first name?

"Blistered". That was tough.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 8/18/2002 12:50:57 AM | Message Detail

Polas, do you think it would be possible to combine our genes into some sort of mutant hybrid that destroys the world with eyelasers?
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This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy. - AdmiralViscen
~Juggling Joker~

From: Polas | Posted: 8/18/2002 1:53:51 AM | Message Detail

Platinum Shiek:

Polas, do you think it would be possible to combine our genes into some sort of mutant hybrid that destroys the world with eyelasers?

I'd rather just merge you with that Boba Fett weirdo from Page 1, then sit back and let Boba Joker do all the work for me.
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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: blackinback | Posted: 8/18/2002 10:51:29 AM | Message Detail

Did you know that I hate watching golf?(I like playing miniature golf though)
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MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! I'M GONNA TEAR IT OFF CHOP IT UP AND MAKE IT INTO GUACA-MOLE-Y!~Austin Powers Goldmember.

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/18/2002 11:42:43 AM | Message Detail

<lurks some more>
<sips his Vodkoffee>
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 8/18/2002 12:12:11 PM | Message Detail

Super Mario Sunshine or Monkey Ball 2: Which one should I buy?

Why don't you ever contribute j00r reviews to GFAQs?

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<SSBM-290><P9-DC><SMB-Expert Extra><MKSC-WRx9> o_0
"RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas

From: Habnot | Posted: 8/18/2002 12:25:14 PM | Message Detail

Would you go to a high school reunion if you were invited to one?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001

From: willis5225 | Posted: 8/18/2002 4:48:07 PM | Message Detail

So did Mortal Kombat contain a code after all? And what was it?
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"There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
-Anais Nin

From: Strider | Posted: 8/18/2002 9:16:44 PM | Message Detail

"you miss the point completely I get the point exactly"

one awkward conversation can ruin my whole day in the company of strangers with some vulgar **** to say. Cokctail hour social like an obsolete machine spitting anecdotes and boring jokes from someone else's spleen. and I always seem to miss the point completely (and here I am again). culture baron trainwreck and it's hard to look away but I'm yawning like a kid in a carpet store. refusing to be interesting is a funny way to go but I guess you know your business-you're the one who makes the windstorm blow. and I always wish you'd behave more discreetly; it's kinda puzzling, but you're falling into place (its what you do best). you're a popular opinion, you're an easy thing to foster, you're an ostentatious tourist, you're a predictable posture, you are a record left on the dashboard, you're a nasty little hang. you miss the point completely, I get the point exactly, you miss the point completely, i get the point exactly, you miss the point completely, i get the point exactly, no you miss the point completely, no I get point.

ever had a day like that?
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A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I AM LEGEND

From: Polas | Posted: 8/18/2002 10:15:59 PM | Message Detail

blackinback:

Did you know that I hate watching golf?(I like playing miniature golf though)

Good, so write a book for someone who cares.

RockMFR 5:

Super Mario Sunshine or Monkey Ball 2: Which one should I buy?

I'm buying Mario Sunshine first, but Super Money Ball was a great game, so you probably won't do wrong buying the sequel.

Why don't you ever contribute j00r reviews to GFAQs?

When they start allowing screenshots, HTML, vulgarity, and frequent Karnov references, I'd be more than happy to.

Habnot:

Would you go to a high school reunion if you were invited to one?

Holy crap, an interesting question; didn't see that one coming. I'd probably go, but I wouldn't stay long, and I'd only go if I knew some of my friends were going. I'd round up all the people I don't hate and go somewhere else that's more fun.

willis5225:

So did Mortal Kombat contain a code after all? And what was it?

Indeed it did kontain one, DULLARD.

NOTE: I'm not calling Wil a dullard. D,U,L,L,A,R,D is the cheat code. And the blood code is A,B,A,C,A,B,B.

Strider:

ever had a day like that?

A day where people assume for some reason I'm going to read an overly-long paragraph just to give an answer? Every day I come here.
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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Polas | Posted: 8/18/2002 10:18:19 PM | Message Detail

And Super Monkey Ball was even better than Super Money Ball, if you can believe that.
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From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:08:09 AM | Message Detail

what was so damn great about princess diana?
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"pixie lover!"

From: Alissa | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:14:07 AM | Message Detail

How much is TOO much to drink?
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You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan

From: Mister Spanky | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:15:54 AM | Message Detail

What post number contains your list of games?

I've looked, but I can't find it. I want to ask a question regarding a game, but I don't know if you have it. Should I just ask anyway?
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Spank! Spank! Spank!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Rykin | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:19:08 AM | Message Detail

When they start allowing screenshots, HTML, vulgarity, and frequent Karnov references, I'd be more than happy to.

Nicely put...
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And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell. One more soldier reporting, sir. I've served my time in Hell.

From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:22:10 AM | Message Detail

idiotbx3:

what was so damn great about princess diana?

I'm gonna let Bender answer this one, because I liked his answer and don't feel like coming up with anything better, or involving Elton John. NOTE TO THE SLOW: This doesn't mean anyone can answer my questions. Bender's allowed to this one time because unlike most of you, he can be funny.

Alissa:

How much is TOO much to drink?

Ask the naked green Pirate standing in the corner, he looks like he'd know.

Mister Spanky:

What post number contains your list of games?

Find it yourself, lazyass.

I've looked, but I can't find it. I want to ask a question regarding a game, but I don't know if you have it. Should I just ask anyway?

Yeah, that's sort of what this topic is for.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Mister Spanky | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:24:40 AM | Message Detail

Damn it, Polas. I need to be loved as much as I'm hated.
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Spank! Spank! Spank!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:26:30 AM | Message Detail

idiotbx3:

what was so damn great about princess diana?

What was so great? Princess Di died! HA!

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"This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy."-Admiral Viscen

From: Alissa | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:32:41 AM | Message Detail

The naked green pirate told me to **** off... Now what?!
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You speak to me in riddles, and you speak to me in rhymes. My body aches to breathe your breath, your words keep me alive - Sarah McLachlan

From: Bender1616 | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:37:18 AM | Message Detail

I have reason to believe Alissa's cheating on me with a naked green pirate. What do I do? Hopefully fisticuffs is involved.

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"This topic is purely a pragmatical systematic degradation of an already defribulous enactomy."-Admiral Viscen

From: Mister Spanky | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:38:40 AM | Message Detail

*hides his naked green pirate suit*

Doesn't Bender love me anymore?
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Spank! Spank! Spank!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:39:41 AM | Message Detail

Alissa:

The naked green pirate told me to **** off... Now what?!

You saw him, eh? Well, I think that answers your first question as well.

Bender1616:

I have reason to believe Alissa's cheating on me with a naked green pirate. What do I do? Hopefully fisticuffs is involved.

Get platered, get naked, join in.

:Ahem:

....with fisticuffs.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Polas | Posted: 8/20/2002 12:42:42 AM | Message Detail

Mister Spanky:

*hides his naked green pirate suit*

Doesn't Bender love me anymore?

Tell you what, you three take the naked pirate somewhere far, far away from my topic and knock yourselves out, and I'll give you bus fare and a glow-in-the-dark condom.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

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