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From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:51:40 PM | Message Detail
Why do you hate me?
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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:52:54 PM | Message Detail
Why do you hate Renegade Angel?
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"ARGH! Loud, teenaged halfwits! Were they not such easy marks for slick advertising campaigns, they'd have no place in this world at all!"~Hsu Tanaka
From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:56:43 PM | Message Detail
And how could you hate MM64?
It was only equaled by MMX3.
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:25:15 PM | Message Detail
Renegade Angel:

Why do you hate me?

I don't hate you, or anyone, especially over the Internet, because it's a waste of time, much like yourself. No offense.

And how could you hate MM64?
It was only equaled by MMX3.


Wow, you really do want me to hate you, huh? Well, keep radiating those moron waves and you at least have a fighting chance.

Why do you hate Renegade Angel? -Warlock210

I wouldn't say "hate", but I feel a certain pride being part of this race we call human, and naturally have no use for people who are an embarrassment to it.

NOTE TO MODS: I love Renegade Angel, really I do.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Boreas | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:26:26 PM | Message Detail
What games should I consider getting for GameCube?

...
~Juggling Joker~
From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:33:51 PM | Message Detail
Boreas:

What games should I consider getting for GameCube?

I don't know what you have or don't, but SSB Melee, Simpsons Road Rage, Sonic Adventure 2 if you never played it for Dreamcast, Super Monkey Ball, whatever the latest John Madden game is, they're all good choices.
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Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:34:03 PM | Message Detail
I see how it is, Polas. So, since when have you been loving Renegade Angel behind my back? Huh? We're through.
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"ARGH! Loud, teenaged halfwits! Were they not such easy marks for slick advertising campaigns, they'd have no place in this world at all!"~Hsu Tanaka
From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:36:21 PM | Message Detail
Warlock210:

I see how it is, Polas. So, since when have you been loving Renegade Angel behind my back? Huh? We're through.

You two are lucky if I let you obey my commands of "pick up that quarter I dropped". When you get into ScumBag or Quidigibul territory as far as sex appeal is concerned, don't call me, I'll call you.

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Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:37:03 PM | Message Detail
What if I told I was Scumbag?
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"ARGH! Loud, teenaged halfwits! Were they not such easy marks for slick advertising campaigns, they'd have no place in this world at all!"~Hsu Tanaka
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:37:46 PM | Message Detail
told you*

Damn me and my lack of control of the English language...
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"ARGH! Loud, teenaged halfwits! Were they not such easy marks for slick advertising campaigns, they'd have no place in this world at all!"~Hsu Tanaka
From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:42:52 PM | Message Detail
Warlock210:

What if I told I was Scumbag?

Then hopefully hilarity will ensue once he sees your post.
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Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:43:23 PM | Message Detail
I can take 'em.
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"ARGH! Loud, teenaged halfwits! Were they not such easy marks for slick advertising campaigns, they'd have no place in this world at all!"~Hsu Tanaka
From: Platinum Shiek | Posted: 7/22/2002 4:54:42 PM | Message Detail
Do you find it disturbing that I'm naked right now making pelvic thrusts in the general direction of my computer monitor?
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From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/22/2002 5:44:19 PM | Message Detail
Why did you ignore 4-8 questions?
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/22/2002 6:09:17 PM | Message Detail
Here's an easy one:

Have I asked an intelligent question yet?

And who is Imus?Excuse me,but I'm ignorant...
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 7/22/2002 6:14:57 PM | Message Detail
Why do I hate Polas?
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º¤I am the one formerly known as ר«Shmee»Ø×. You don't understand my power.¤ºWorship Roy, the Sun God!
From: jukester | Posted: 7/22/2002 9:20:01 PM | Message Detail
Polas better answer my questions... or ... or... I'll press my keys really really angrily.

jukester
From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 11:05:54 PM | Message Detail
Platinum Shiek:

Do you find it disturbing that I'm naked right now making pelvic thrusts in the general direction of my computer monitor?

Not particularly, was I supposed to be surprised or something?

Jacehan:

Why did you ignore 4-8 questions?

Either they were too stupid to be answered, or I missed them in the shuffle. If you think it's the latter, repost them (this goes for whoever asked them). If it turns out to be the former, Karnov help you.

Habnot:

Have I asked an intelligent question yet?

Yeah, the next one.

And who is Imus?Excuse me,but I'm ignorant...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/103414.asp
http://wfan.com/imushomepage/

Renegade Angel:

Why do I hate Polas?

Because you will never be as beautiful as he is.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: jukester | Posted: 7/22/2002 11:22:32 PM | Message Detail
Are you calling me easy?
Which boss from MM 1 to 6 does Polas think is the:
Hardest?
Easiest?
Funnest?
Dumbest?

jukester
From: Boreas | Posted: 7/22/2002 11:25:47 PM | Message Detail
Polas:

Not particularly, was I supposed to be surprised or something?

Considering who posted it (me), I wouldn't have been surprised if you would have yawned due to the relative blandness of my actions. I've done much worse, after all.

Clearing up the facts.
~Juggling Joker~
From: Polas | Posted: 7/22/2002 11:31:43 PM | Message Detail
Eh, why not.

jukester:

Are you calling me easy?

Just call me Captain Obvious.

Hardest?

Hard Man. Duh.

Easiest?

Gemini Man. He goes right for the threesome.

Funnest?

Dust Man. What's more fun than a guy with a vacuum on his head?

Dumbest?

Guts Man. Just look at him.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Black Rider | Posted: 7/23/2002 2:33:33 AM | Message Detail
Hey polas! As usual, come this Friday I am going away to Michigan with my brothers and sister to visit my Dad who lives out there. I must ask you, what would be the most wise thing for me to pack for my trip?

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From: jman009 | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:05:03 AM | Message Detail
what would you do if say you were to awake one morning and you found a Mr. Saturn and Goomba kick the crap out your poodle, i mean would you do?
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jman009- "9 out of 10 of 10 out of 9 can't be wrong."
From: Super Saiyan Gehan | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:11:01 AM | Message Detail
If someone drew a picture of you that made you look like a decrepped camp black batman, what would you do to them?

Why does it always rain after you wash your car?
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From: Habnot | Posted: 7/23/2002 9:24:51 AM | Message Detail
How many sequels to Karnov are there?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
From: jukester | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:21:26 PM | Message Detail
What is Polas's favorite special weapon from the NES Megamans?
Why do they make clear Gatorade?
My face hurts, why?

jukester
From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:41:36 PM | Message Detail
Black Rider:

Hey polas! As usual, come this Friday I am going away to Michigan with my brothers and sister to visit my Dad who lives out there. I must ask you, what would be the most wise thing for me to pack for my trip?

Toilet Paper and potato chips. Seperately.

jman009:

what would you do if say you were to awake one morning and you found a Mr. Saturn and Goomba kick the crap out your poodle, i mean would you do?

Film it, use it in Nintendo's next stupid contest to win something, then walk away slowly before whoever owned the poodle showed up, as I don't have one.

Super Saiyan Gehan:

If someone drew a picture of you that made you look like a decrepped camp black batman, what would you do to them?

I'd officially not care.

Why does it always rain after you wash your car?

Someone up there doesn't like you.

Habnot:

How many sequels to Karnov are there?

Karnov has appeared in many versions of his game, as well as making cameos in other games, but there's only one Karnov, as that's all this world deserves.

jukester:

What is Polas's favorite special weapon from the NES Megamans?

The Blast Destupifyer, which causes its victims to move on to a different subject of questions.

Why do they make clear Gatorade?

Ain't gonna take much to beat Crystal Pepsi.

My face hurts, why?

I just proceeded to rock it. You're welcome.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Banjo Cazuey | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:43:15 PM | Message Detail
Are you against PAW?
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From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:47:49 PM | Message Detail
Banjo Cazuey:

Are you against PAW?

No way, those guys provide entertainment up the yin-yang.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:53:14 PM | Message Detail
Read any good books lately?
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People say we're more civilized than animals, but you don't see gorillas walking around the rainforest blowing themselves up.
--Matt Orlando
From: jukester | Posted: 7/23/2002 4:57:31 PM | Message Detail
If Polas had to move to another country, what would it be?

jukester
From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:02:21 PM | Message Detail
Jacehan:

Read any good books lately?

Wow, they still make those? I'll be danged.

jukester:

If Polas had to move to another country, what would it be?

Definitely Canada. I know people up there, and I could peacefully live out my existence drinking Molsons, listening to Rush, and watching reruns of Kids in the Hall. They've also reduced random moose attacks by 30% in the past 10 years.


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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Mystic Warrior | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:10:52 PM | Message Detail
Am I worthy of your presence?

Have I ever made a typo?

Should I treat you like CJayC treats me?

Why not?

Who is better: Tony Hawk or Rune Glifberg?
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From: Antapuss | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:21:04 PM | Message Detail
Can you comprehend everything?

What is your favorite movie?

Do you know why everyone likes you?

Do you have respect for yourself?

Do you care if you die?

Have you ever wanted to tell someone something, but couldn't?

Have you ever climbed a tree?

Do you wear glasses?

Are you popular in your city?

Do you have many friends?

Are you a "nerd"?

Do you give people labels?

Do you have to explain what a person is (I.E. using labels) to someone else whom uses labels?

Have you ever gotten into an extremely bloody fight?

Are you strong?

Do you agree with the concept of the religion of Christianity?

Who is your favorite ZSBer?

Where do you work? (store)

Do you think of yourself as all-powerful in the environment of the ZSB?

What is the one video game console that was entirely original?

Have you ever smoked weed?

Have you ever had a severe sinus headache?

Have you had your tonsils removed?

Whom is your favorite author?

Have you ever read "Ender's Game"?

Do you know who wrote it?

That is all for now
From: Habnot | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:24:51 PM | Message Detail
Does the person above me comprehend the number 5?

Is my sig a decent one considering my history of crappy sigs?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:26:40 PM | Message Detail
Mystic Warrior:

Am I worthy of your presence?

Please refrain from asking the obvious, as we both know the answer to this one.

Have I ever made a typo?

That would involve me reading through your topics and messages. Guess how often that happens. NOTE: Don't actually guess, I don't want to hear it.

Should I treat you like CJayC treats me?

No, in fact, I don't think you should be allowed to ask questions anymore.

Why not?

Because they're really dumb. But eh, that's what this topic is for, so you can stay, even though you'll keep getting answers like these.

Who is better: Tony Hawk or Rune Glifberg?

Did you say RUBE GOLDBERG? ....oh.

Antapuss: Guess Hooked on Phonics doesn't work for everyone. Try Page 1, message 1, see how you do with that.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:29:17 PM | Message Detail
Habnot:

Does the person above me comprehend the number 5?

Luckily, I took care of it. He needs to get smacked up by King Kong Bundy, there's a guy that knows the meaning of five.

Is my sig a decent one considering my history of crappy sigs?

This is the first one I've noticed, and let me just say good job, you're upholding your tradition flawlessly.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:34:11 PM | Message Detail
Where did your Mystery Contest go?

*Has an uneasy feeling that there is something he's missing, and there's gonna be a very obvious answer to this*
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)
From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:35:10 PM | Message Detail
Why is Polas so conceited?
Is it because most of Polas' followers are slow, weak, half-wits?
Isn't Polas a God?
If so, why did Polas call Polas a human being?
Why do these people to worship Polas?

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º¤I am the one formerly known as ר«Shmee»Ø×. You don't understand my power.¤ºWorship Roy, the Sun God!
From: Habnot | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:35:12 PM | Message Detail
WHOOOOO! KEEPING THE STREAK ALIVE!

Do you like the new BK Black Stack/Smokehouse/Home style burgers?
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United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001
From: ONLY 4 | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:36:29 PM | Message Detail
I can only count to four, then I go to 6, I don't know which number I missed, is it 5?
From: Polas | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:41:48 PM | Message Detail
Ayayarohen:

Where did your Mystery Contest go?

Back up my brain's blowhole until I feel like doing it again.

Renegade Angel:

Why is Polas so conceited?

Because he can be.

Is it because most of Polas' followers are slow, weak, half-wits?

You'll have to ask them.

Isn't Polas a God?

Why thank you.

If so, why did Polas call Polas a human being?

You sure can't get enough about Polas, can you?

Why do these people to worship Polas?

Why to you no type English proper?

Do you like the new BK Black Stack/Smokehouse/Home style burgers? -Habnot

Not a big BK fan, but the name of the burger sounds good.

ONLY 4:

I can only count to four, then I go to 6, I don't know which number I missed, is it 5?

And you think that deserves any other response than "ugh"? Sorry.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: ONLY 4 | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:43:47 PM | Message Detail
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From: Warlock210 | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:49:21 PM | Message Detail
What did Polas' Story Hour (or something) go?
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Can't you see? I can't be beat. Man, I always win the race.
You wanna come and take on me? You best get used to second place.
~Warlock TooTen
From: jukester | Posted: 7/23/2002 5:53:04 PM | Message Detail
Would Polas rather drink with Dave Attell or bathe with MacCauley Caulkin?

jukester,
gets worse every second
From: Polas | Posted: 7/24/2002 12:00:47 AM | Message Detail
Warlock210:

What did Polas' Story Hour (or something) go?

Sometimes there's so much crap in the Polas brain, it gets constipated and nothing comes out.

jukester:

Would Polas rather drink with Dave Attell or bathe with MacCauley Caulkin?

Not only is Dave Attell's show amusing, but his fashion sense closely resembles mine, aside from the glaring baldocity.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm
From: jukester | Posted: 7/24/2002 12:04:48 AM | Message Detail
Does Polas idolize anyone?
If so, then who?
If not, then why?
If so, then why is the stretch between point A and point B covered in marmalade?

jukester
From: Cactus | Posted: 7/24/2002 1:34:31 AM | Message Detail
Is it possible to achieve the speed of lint?

Ive heard that eggplant tastes like chicken, is this so?

which is better, warcraft 1, or age of empires 1, or genghis khan for the regular nintendo

whats the best way to get donuts into my house, without actualy having to get up off my ass, drive there, get them, drive back?
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From: Black Rider | Posted: 7/24/2002 2:58:54 AM | Message Detail
Ah yes... toilet paper... can't go without it

Next question is, who in your opinion was a more popular hero back in the NES days, Link or Little Mac?

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"they must be breeding these kinda guys somewhere!!" ~lazy oli.
~ROY~ <GiS> <Nazgûl> <71>
From: jukester | Posted: 7/24/2002 11:37:20 AM | Message Detail
What is Polas's IQ?

jukester
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