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From: Boreas | Posted: 8/6/2002 11:27:59 PM | Message Detail

Polas, it's time to ask once and for all. Do you think I'm some sort of idiot magnet, or am I just lucky?
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~Juggling Joker~

From: krosser | Posted: 8/7/2002 12:39:25 AM | Message Detail

how many batman movies where their
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K

From: Jonsie07 | Posted: 8/7/2002 12:53:57 AM | Message Detail

Why did Bob Marley have to die?

Will I ever get to a P.O.D. concert?

Why do I mow my ex-girlfriends lawn?

Why does my computer hate me?

How did you come to know everything?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/7/2002 5:51:55 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

Polas, it's time to ask once and for all. Do you think I'm some sort of idiot magnet, or am I just lucky?

In my professional opinion, you're somewhat of a moron masochist.

krosser:

how many batman movies where their

I'll give you the same answer I give to those who ask how many Q&A topics I've made: Far too many.

Jonsie07:

Why did Bob Marley have to die?

The government. :Taps nose:

Will I ever get to a P.O.D. concert?

Let's hope not.

Why do I mow my ex-girlfriends lawn?

You're a tool. So it goes.

Why does my computer hate me?

The VCR's have brainwashed them.

How did you come to know everything?

As soon as I was Polas, there I was.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 8/7/2002 10:52:28 PM | Message Detail

-should i get a snake? it's a red tailed boa on sale at the petstore
-have any encouragin words fer an upcomin senior who's first day is tomorrow?
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From: Polas | Posted: 8/7/2002 11:24:34 PM | Message Detail

idiotbx3:

-should i get a snake? it's a red tailed boa on sale at the petstore

Remember: baby snakes and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet. But they grow up.

:points at nothing in particular:

-have any encouragin words fer an upcomin senior who's first day is tomorrow?

Hopefully your senior year is similar to mine. 10-11th grade, I felt like I was in lockdown. When I got to be a senior, I'd only go to a little more than half of my classes a day, I missed an entire quarter of gym because the teacher was an annoying **** (rhymes with "Mike") and still passed for the year, and I constantly left school grounds to get coffee from the Spanish deli, or go to the mall with my buddy. Godspeed, young one.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Boreas | Posted: 8/7/2002 11:25:58 PM | Message Detail

What exactly does "masochist" mean?
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My sig is NORMAL! Argh!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Polas | Posted: 8/7/2002 11:43:06 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

What exactly does "masochist" mean?

Someone who continues to engage in something over and over despite high amounts of physical and/or mental pain and suffering. Just like me with this topic.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Boreas | Posted: 8/7/2002 11:48:40 PM | Message Detail

Well, then it fits me exactly. ^_^

And did you keep up with the comics on my site? I know you've at least read some of them, but I'm not sure if you kept going after that.
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My sig is NORMAL! Argh!
~Juggling Joker~

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/8/2002 2:05:35 AM | Message Detail

Will this topic ever reach 500?
Does Polas know what the best board in the world is?
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: Sir Bounces | Posted: 8/8/2002 2:10:44 AM | Message Detail

Does not having a life run in the family?

Does being a loser run in the family?

I'd like to beat you with a bat. Are you partial to wood or aluminum?

Sorry my insults aren't up to par. It's late, and I, Sir Bounces, have not had my medicine. And by medicine I of course mean beer.

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"There I was-pitch black, alone! It was the Devil's birthday in Cambodia, and I was bare-assed and hopped up on some jungle mushroom."-Frank

From: Renegade Angel | Posted: 8/8/2002 3:02:04 AM | Message Detail

Why does the ZSB make fun of anybody that is new and unsure?
It's sickening.
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The football team will be playing before and after tonight's half-time performance of the marching band.NO FEAR

From: BJORN THE IMPALER | Posted: 8/8/2002 11:37:23 AM | Message Detail

why is the TOS so ridiculous?
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From: GamePunk88 | Posted: 8/8/2002 11:39:01 AM | Message Detail

when your toilet paper topic reaches 500, will you make another?
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KoG/GameGuy44

From: Polas | Posted: 8/8/2002 4:36:45 PM | Message Detail

Boreas:

And did you keep up with the comics on my site? I know you've at least read some of them, but I'm not sure if you kept going after that.

Polas gets lazy without constant linktitude, either here or on AIM. Just don't pester.

Renegade Angel:

Will this topic ever reach 500?

It does every time I make it.

Does Polas know what the best board in the world is?

Any board that Polas is on.

Why does the ZSB make fun of anybody that is new and unsure? It's sickening.

It can actually be pretty funny. But I myself never make fun of someone for being new, I only make fun of them if they're new and stupid. The same holds true for vets that are stupid.

Sir Bounces:

Does not having a life run in the family?
Does being a loser run in the family?

You're right Sir Bounces. Instead of earning money, having people over, and wasting time on the Internet, I should be doing important things, like getting plastered, smoking a cigar, or trying to put over Kirby while still, laughably, trying to seem like a tough little koosh ball, or whatever you are. Thanks for setting me straight.

I'd like to beat you with a bat. Are you partial to wood or aluminum?

Why yes, yes I am.

Sorry my insults aren't up to par. It's late, and I, Sir Bounces, have not had my medicine. And by medicine I of course mean beer.

Bounce back in anytime.

BJORN THE IMPALER:

why is the TOS so ridiculous?

Because it actually should be why ARE the ToS so ridiculous? (Terms of Service) But as far as being stupid, it is so because I, Polas, did not write them. If me, Duke Nukem, or Gilbert Gottfried would have done it, you'd be on cloud nine.

GamePunk88:

when your toilet paper topic reaches 500, will you make another?

It's entirely possible. My topics do have the touch of gold, don't they?
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Warlock210 | Posted: 8/8/2002 5:21:36 PM | Message Detail

Do you have any respect for me at all?
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"I hate it when people quote themselves"~Me

From: Boreas | Posted: 8/8/2002 5:24:28 PM | Message Detail

Has Polas played the newest Duke Nukem game?

If so, is it worth my time and/or money?
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My sig is NORMAL! Argh!
~Juggling Joker~

From: DarthNemo | Posted: 8/8/2002 7:56:15 PM | Message Detail

Does size matter?
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From: ZGE | Posted: 8/8/2002 8:06:57 PM | Message Detail

*points to what Warlock asked*

*waits for Polas to say "no"*
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Trinity: Guns don't kill people! People kill people!
Neo: No, Guns don't kill people. I kill people.

From: Polas | Posted: 8/8/2002 9:55:16 PM | Message Detail

Warlock210:

Do you have any respect for me at all?

You earn respect, you don't ask for it.

Or you pay for it.

:Has Paypal, wink wink:

Boreas:

Has Polas played the newest Duke Nukem game?

No, I don't care for his games, I'm just a fan of his action-movie catchphrases and abundance of strippers.

If so, is it worth my time and/or money?

Probably not, unless you like FPS', or catchphrases and strippers. I think there's one that was supposed to come out 6 years ago, and still hasn't.

DarthNemo:

Does size matter?

Ask ScumBag.

ZGE:

*points to what Warlock asked*

*waits for Polas to say "no"*

:Points to the "stop angling for pity, then type up your own damn questions" sign:

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: I Am Bob Marley | Posted: 8/8/2002 11:43:01 PM | Message Detail

Does Polas like birds?

Where can I find my bed?

Will you accept credit cards for respect?

When will your successor come to the ZSB?

Is Polas a fan of chicken?
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Ok... I not be Bob Marley... I really be Goshawk tryin tuh be like good ol' Bob Marley

From: krosser | Posted: 8/9/2002 12:16:48 AM | Message Detail

do you know the link to lisas site
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K

From: Blistered Otter | Posted: 8/9/2002 8:45:45 AM | Message Detail

Is Polas a fan of William Regal and Hardcore Holly?

If so, which are you a bigger fan of?

If not, which are you a bigger anti-fan of?

If your opinion of those two wrestlers is neutral, don't answer any further questions from the Blistered Otter at this point in time.
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~Representing Link in the Summer Contest Poll~
This signature must now be cut short for reasons beyond my control.- Blistered Otter

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 1:00:20 AM | Message Detail

I Am Bob Marley:

Does Polas like birds?

Of course not. Birds are the most prolific video game ememies of all time.

Where can I find my bed?

Out on the curb.

Will you accept credit cards for respect?

Of course.

When will your successor come to the ZSB?

I don't see how anyone can fill the shoes of Polas, unless they use whipped cream.

Is Polas a fan of chicken?

Indeed, but steak > chicken.

krosser:

do you know the link to lisas site

I could have sworn I had it saved, but apparently not. I think she said she took it down, I don't recall exactly.

Blistered Otter:

Is Polas a fan of William Regal and Hardcore Holly?

Your powers of deduction are amazing, it's almost as if I hadn't posted this info in some other topic.

If so, which are you a bigger fan of?

Regal rules RAW, Holly owns Smackdown.

If not, which are you a bigger anti-fan of?

Reverend D-Von. That gimmick was dead before it started. If they would have done it like they did the Church of No Ma'am on Married with Children, it would have worked.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: I Am Bob Marley | Posted: 8/10/2002 1:11:41 PM | Message Detail

But if Polas don't like birds... how is he a fan of chicken?

Is chicken a bird?

Can I fill your shoes with whipped cream even if I can't be your successor?

Here's my credit cards... Do you respect me now?

I just bought a new cell phone... Do you want it?
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Ok... I not be Bob Marley... I really be Goshawk tryin tuh be like good ol' Bob Marley

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:26:18 PM | Message Detail

I Am Bob Marley:

But if Polas don't like birds... how is he a fan of chicken?

In video games, chicken refills your health and serves as a tasty treat. The only time they kick your ass is if you repeatedly bludgeon then with a sword. Chickens, therefore, are the exception to the bird rule. Birds in general = bad.

Is chicken a bird?

Last time I checked.

Can I fill your shoes with whipped cream even if I can't be your successor?

Don't expand on my answers if they're not going to amuse me.

Here's my credit cards... Do you respect me now?

Obviously not, due to the rapid increase of asstastic questions such as this one.

I just bought a new cell phone... Do you want it?

I already have one, and it plays that funky music.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: JustAGirl | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:27:39 PM | Message Detail

How many women, on average, does Polas shack up with a week?
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I like it when people quote themselves. - Me
~Juggling Joker~

From: Bananadactyl | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:33:58 PM | Message Detail

How many men, on average, does Polas shack up with a week?

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:39:17 PM | Message Detail

What keeps the KKK from attacking Chris Rock?

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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:43:42 PM | Message Detail

JustAGirl:

How many women, on average, does Polas shack up with a week?

Some weeks are great, many more are awful. Also, it depends a lot on age, I know too many younger chicks. Ah, to be 17 again, or at least be able to pull it off. Now it actually takes effort to work these matters out.

Bananadactyl:

How many men, on average, does Polas shack up with a week?

A lower number than the number of stupid "banana" names you've come up with this week. And those in question reside at this board. :ominous tone:
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:44:59 PM | Message Detail

Ayayarohen:

What keeps the KKK from attacking Chris Rock?

Henry Rollins.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:47:40 PM | Message Detail

0_0

I'm never dropping the soap in front of you again.

Who is Henry Rollins?
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: JustAGirl | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:50:08 PM | Message Detail

If you had to describe me in 5 words, what would they be?

Keep in mind they have to be DIFFERENT words.
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I like it when people quote themselves. - Me
~Juggling Joker~

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:51:54 PM | Message Detail

The Spy Who Shagged Me.
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:55:45 PM | Message Detail

Ayayarohen:

For attempting to answer one of my questions, you are hereby banned from asking questions in my topic, until I feel like unbanning you, which probably won't be too long.

And you're nowhere near sexy enough to warrant a Polas poking.

JustAGirl

If you had to describe me in 5 words, what would they be?

Keep in mind they have to be DIFFERENT words.

You. Don't. Make. The. Rules.

:rules this topic with an iron fist:

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: JustAGirl | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:57:06 PM | Message Detail

Why are you so mean Polas?
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I like it when people quote themselves. - Me
~Juggling Joker~

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 5:57:33 PM | Message Detail

*Rules JJ with an iron fist*
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 6:03:14 PM | Message Detail

JustAGirl:

Why are you so mean Polas?

Because I know you love it.

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Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 6:03:50 PM | Message Detail

*Whip crack is heard*
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: JustAGirl | Posted: 8/10/2002 6:05:16 PM | Message Detail

It's true that I love it. But you gotta try a little tenderness Polas!

Should I just stop trying?
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I like it when people quote themselves. - Me
~Juggling Joker~

From: Polas | Posted: 8/10/2002 6:12:28 PM | Message Detail

JustAGirl:

Should I just stop trying?

Good man.

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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Mars | Posted: 8/10/2002 7:47:31 PM | Message Detail

Polas, I've wondered this for years...what is "0% APR" and why do ad people desire it so? You've no doubt seen this new ad where the husband is thinking about a family and the wife is thinking about "0% APR." Whatever it is, it must be able to surpass the ultimate goal of life apparently.
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"Fear? Ha! I laugh in the face of Fear! I party with Peril! Once I snapped a wet towel at Terror, then put itching powder in its shorts!" --Nester

From: DarthNemo | Posted: 8/10/2002 9:08:37 PM | Message Detail

My mom says there's a dead animal in the garage. I think it is probably in the trash, since why would an animal go anywhere else in the garage..Anyway...I set the trash outside..so what do I do to get the horrible dead mouse smell out?
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Yeah, the A key keeps getting stuck to the cAPS LOCK, AND I CAn't help but push them at the sAME FRIGGEN TIME.-LikeWHOA

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 11:40:20 PM | Message Detail

Am I still banned?
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/10/2002 11:40:52 PM | Message Detail

Of course you're not.
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: Polas | Posted: 8/11/2002 12:47:46 AM | Message Detail

Mars:

Polas, I've wondered this for years...what is "0% APR" and why do ad people desire it so? You've no doubt seen this new ad where the husband is thinking about a family and the wife is thinking about "0% APR." Whatever it is, it must be able to surpass the ultimate goal of life apparently.

I don't know if I've seen that, but it doesn't sound like anything particularly memorable. As far as APR, I'm not going to worry about it until I have a problem with one of my credit cards, which I haven't in 4 years so far.

DarthNemo:

My mom says there's a dead animal in the garage. I think it is probably in the trash, since why would an animal go anywhere else in the garage..Anyway...I set the trash outside..so what do I do to get the horrible dead mouse smell out?

Hit a possum on the road, toss it in the garage, then the horrible dead mouse smell will be replaced completely by a pungent dead possum smell.

Ayayarohen: Your ban would have ended, but you are now officially banned again for that little display of idiocy, probably longer this time.
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Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas
Latest Update: A Boy and His Blob - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/nes/blob.html

From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 8/11/2002 12:49:18 AM | Message Detail

Am I still banned?

No worries, I won't answer this time.
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"The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210)

From: DarthNemo | Posted: 8/11/2002 4:23:35 AM | Message Detail

that didnt help Polas.

I DID run over a cat tonight
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Yeah, the A key keeps getting stuck to the cAPS LOCK, AND I CAn't help but push them at the sAME FRIGGEN TIME.-LikeWHOA

From: Dark Bomber | Posted: 8/11/2002 1:01:44 PM | Message Detail

Does Polas still hate me?
WHY does Polas hate MM64?
Does Polas like MMX3?
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I spent fifteen minutes coming up with this sig.
Renegade Angel

From: PDZero | Posted: 8/11/2002 1:08:24 PM | Message Detail

how much time did you spend answering this question?

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Mission Failed.. You Lose!

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