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| From: Polas | Posted: 7/18/2002 2:03:48 AM | Message Detail |
| Platinum Shiek: The mods are still banning me, is this unfair? For every one banned, two seem to grow in its place, so it doesn't seem to matter anyway. Do you want to see what message got me banned? Not if it requires effort on my part. I won't be playing your game tonight, can I get a consolation prize if someone wins? No one won yet. And no. RockMFR 5: Speaking of Sigma in MMX, how do you use that super secret move? Down, Down/Toward, Toward, fire. HADOKEN. You gonna buy the LOTR DVD? That's a negative, little buddy. What Cube games do you have? Luigi's Mansion, SSB Melee, Simpsons Road Rage, Sonic Adventure 2, and Eternal Darkness. What is the answer to the first quetion you are going to ask in your contest? There are no quetions anywhere in my contest, and if I find any, they'll be shot on sight. Do you agree with me that Mega Man 64 sucks? Yep. Which usernames on this board do you like disregarding the actual person? -jukester Give me a list of every name, and I'll tell you which ones I like. Why you gots to hate on my ***** Jacehan like that, bro? -willis5225 If you watched Imus, you'd already know the answer. LinkZ1k: My cat is in heat once again, what should I do? Drop your pants and pray that it's declawed. If a tree falls on top of a school, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise? Yes. "Clunk". When will the Final in Final Fantasy be Final? Not a moment too soon. If a car drives eight blocks forward, six blocks left, 9 blocks down, and 247 blocks diagonal, will it run over a six year old? I'd get modded for my insensitive answer to this one. But it was still really funny. Where am I at in Eternal Darkness and what do I have to do? You're further back than I am, and you have to catch up. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/18/2002 2:21:14 AM | Message Detail |
| If Polas was an insect, what kind would he be? Does Polas like Gatorade? Is it in him? Why is Mega Man 64 so bad? Do the bosses make the difference? jukester |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/18/2002 5:25:52 AM | Message Detail |
| Alright jukester! You've pushed me to the edge! Is it a cookie, or a newton? Why does Tatl have a problem with torturing things? I fell off a bridge the other day and landed on my head, am I still alive? Does Polas like Limp Bizkit/Fred Durst? Will Polas keep on rollin? --- ****in condoms dont grow on trees, ***** ~ Neo http://www.geocities.com/linkz1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
| From: Rat Guy | Posted: 7/18/2002 10:02:48 AM | Message Detail |
| What do you do with your MatterDaddy? --- Official SAC Alert Moron http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=5141 |
| From: LinkZ1k | Posted: 7/18/2002 10:50:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Help our helpless souls! --- ****in condoms dont grow on trees, ***** ~ Neo http://www.geocities.com/linkz1k/DimensionHyrule.html |
| From: Kiss of the Dragon | Posted: 7/18/2002 10:51:49 PM | Message Detail |
| Will Polas do me the pleasure of showing me what true love is all about? How about Karnov? Will he do it? --- Because by fate even the gods are cast down, weep ye all with me. ~Juggling Joker~ |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/18/2002 11:05:30 PM | Message Detail |
| Where is the TMOS review? Have you actually ever played The Magic of Scheherazade? When will the contest start again? --- <SSBM-290><P9-DC><SA2B-153><MKSC-NJWRx12-WRx10> o_0 "RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/18/2002 11:21:01 PM | Message Detail |
| -have you ever played the incredible machine? --- "pixie lover!" |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:14:18 AM | Message Detail |
| jukester: If Polas was an insect, what kind would he be? The butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly. Does Polas like Gatorade? Yes, although almost all of the "Frost" or that new brand's flavors are crap. The original flavors and a couple of the new ones are good. Is it in him? Not for long. Why is Mega Man 64 so bad? It has nothing to do with Mega Man. Do the bosses make the difference? You can't have a Mega Man game without Mega Man bosses, now can you? LinkZ1k: Is it a cookie, or a newton? It's an annoying, repetitive series of questions. Why does Tatl have a problem with torturing things? Not all of us have a high tolerance. I fell off a bridge the other day and landed on my head, am I still alive? Either that, or you've become the Ghost of Christmas Pest. Does Polas like Limp Bizkit/Fred Durst? Don't ask annoying questions about incredibly annoying people. Will Polas keep on rollin? Scratch that; don't ask questions, period. Rat Guy: What do you do with your MatterDaddy? Short memory, eh? Kiss of the Dragon: Will Polas do me the pleasure of showing me what true love is all about? No. How about Karnov? Will he do it? Lure him to a prison cell and steal his jell-o. RockMFR 5 Where is the TMOS review? Up my brain's ass. Have you actually ever played The Magic of Scheherazade? Yes, and it bored me to tears, which is why you're not getting a review with some sort of intellectual plunger and toilet paper. When will the contest start again? When I feel like it. idiotbx3: -have you ever played the incredible machine? Souns like a blocked elementary school memory. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:18:19 AM | Message Detail |
| Your brain has an ass? Why musta yousa hasa TMOSa? --- <SSBM-290><P9-DC><SA2B-153><MKSC-NJWRx12-WRx10> o_0 "RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:22:32 AM | Message Detail |
| What question do you get asked the most? If you were someone else, what would you ask you? What do you wish I someone would ask you? If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? If 1+1 does indeed equal 2, then where did that silly rabbit go with my Trix? --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:24:40 AM | Message Detail |
| Can I buy you dinner? jukester |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:47:50 AM | Message Detail |
| RockMFR 5: Your brain has an ass? Yep. Every once in awhile it craps something onto my site. Why musta yousa hasa TMOSa? I could swear I already gave you the "boring as ****" reason. Ayayarohen: What question do you get asked the most? How about you search through the entire topic and let me know? If you were someone else, what would you ask you? How I get my hair to look so delicious. What do you wish I someone would ask you? You or someone? Make up your mind. If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? I think I already answered a question just like this, only stupider. If 1+1 does indeed equal 2, then where did that silly rabbit go with my Trix? The reason I like two-part questions in which part 1 has nothing to do with part 2 is because they're not at all overused and are hilariously funny every time. jukester : Can I buy you dinner? You spring for steak, I'm halfway into your pants. --- --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:53:11 AM | Message Detail |
| I'm sure I've said it before, but Polas, your words cut to the bone. What ever to your ever humorous answers that brought me joy to read? I used to flock to this topic everyday to hear your delightful quips. Now I rarely come. And when I do, I'm greeted by this. For shame. --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:54:27 AM | Message Detail |
| What ever happened* I'm sure there's a few more typos in there, too. --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:59:31 AM | Message Detail |
| How do I get you all the way into my pants? Will it hurt? Do you want A1? Do you want A1 with your steak? Do you want A1 with my steak? jukester, does the dirty |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/19/2002 12:59:38 AM | Message Detail |
| How do you get your hair to look so delicious? If I killed a hobo, can I keep the body? --- <SSBM-290><P9-DC><SA2B-153><MKSC-NJWRx12-WRx10> o_0 "RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 1:00:55 AM | Message Detail |
| What ever happened to your ever humorous answers that brought me joy to read? I used to flock to this topic everyday to hear your delightful quips. Now I rarely come. And when I do, I'm greeted by this. For shame. Ayayarohen I think you just answered your own question. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/19/2002 1:03:20 AM | Message Detail |
| So, what you're saying, is all I have to do, is come here and ask more questions? But I thought you got annoyed by constant waves of annoying questions? I'm sorry, but that's about all I'm good for. *See last set for example* --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:26:31 PM | Message Detail |
| jukester: How do I get you all the way into my pants? Will it hurt? Do you want A1? Do you want A1 with your steak? Do you want A1 with my steak? The answer to all: no. I like my steaks plain and my pants smooth. Or something like that. RockMFR 5: How do you get your hair to look so delicious? I never reveal my secrets, but let's just say there's electrically-charged whipped cream involved. If I killed a hobo, can I keep the body? Only if you performed a mildly entertaining Weekend At Bernie's parody for a few hours. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:31:37 PM | Message Detail |
| Why am I inside of my cat and do you have my stapler? jukester |
| From: Alissa | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:41:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Why Imus? What do you think of Michael Savage? --- "I've got enough guilt to start my own religion." - Tori Amos |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:47:32 PM | Message Detail |
| Who's your hero? What was/is your major? What made you come to the ZSB? Why do you stay? For a person who is going to die in the next week, which system (PS2, Gamecube, or X-Box) should they buy to savor their last days on earth? --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: Habnot | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:49:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Has Polas ever heard of the names of bosses for MMX5?They are quite sad and funny at the same time. MASS SPOILER QUESTION!LOOK AWAY YOU FOOLS WHO HAVE NOT BEATEN SONIC ADVENTURE 2! - - - - - - - - How come Sonic can withstand re-entry into the Earth in Sonic 2(Genesis),but Shadow can't in SA2? --- United the nOObs Stand!!!~Link2001 |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:53:57 PM | Message Detail |
| jukester: Why am I inside of my cat and do you have my stapler? The stapler is next to the jade monkey in the glove compartment. I'm not even touching the first thing. Alissa: Why Imus? Because he's a sarcastic, cynical crank that's older than a good deal of his listeners, doesn't conform to the standards set around him, and will bash anyone, even his friends, if they deserve as such. That sounds eerily similar to someone else I know. Also, Bernie McGuirk and Sid Rosenberg are hilarious, and the Eminem "Without Me" parody featuring Bill Clinton has no equal. What do you think of Michael Savage? He's kind of like a more cuddly version of Pat Buchanan. He currently ranks 3rd on my list of Savages, behind Fred and Randy "Macho Man". --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/19/2002 11:59:12 PM | Message Detail |
| Ayayarohen : Who's your hero? This week? Homer Simpson. What was/is your major? Political Science. What made you come to the ZSB? The $8.99 all-you-can-eat buffet. Why do you stay? YOU, baby. :muah: For a person who is going to die in the next week, which system (PS2, Gamecube, or X-Box) should they buy to savor their last days on earth? What good are they without any games to go with them? Habnot: Has Polas ever heard of the names of bosses for MMX5?They are quite sad and funny at the same time. I've mentioned that topic here many times. They're all wacky parodies of members/associates of Guns 'N Roses, if you were unaware. I proposed a Black Sabbath remake of MMX, featuring Chill Pengward, Octo Iommi, Geezer Kutwanger, and Ozzy Osadillo. MASS SPOILER QUESTION!LOOK AWAY YOU FOOLS WHO HAVE NOT BEATEN SONIC ADVENTURE 2! - - - - - - - - How come Sonic can withstand re-entry into the Earth in Sonic 2(Genesis),but Shadow can't in SA2? Who says he can't? Sonic Adventure 3 isn't out yet, to the best of my knowledge. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: idiotbx3 | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:02:16 AM | Message Detail |
| - you choo-choo-choose me? --- "pixie lover!" |
| From: Ayayarohen | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:02:43 AM | Message Detail |
| Say someone was to die in the next week. To ease the emotional strife, this person's friends, family, etc. all ask him which system (The aforementioned ones) he wanted. They then would buy him any games he wanted from that system. What system would you pick, were you in this situation? --- "The way I see it, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."~Me (Warlock210) |
| From: Mars | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:07:31 AM | Message Detail |
| Hey Polas, why do lemmings do that? Is there a reason? --- "Fear? Ha! I laugh in the face of Fear! I party with Peril! Once I snapped a wet towel at Terror, then put itching powder in its shorts!" --Nester |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:08:00 AM | Message Detail |
| idiotbx3: you choo-choo-choose me? Sure, let's "Bee" friends. Ayayarohen: Say someone was to die in the next week. To ease the emotional strife, this person's friends, family, etc. all ask him which system (The aforementioned ones) he wanted. They then would buy him any games he wanted from that system. What system would you pick, were you in this situation? Well, probably a life-support system, but since I probably should put an end to this question, I'd pick GameCube if I could only get PS2 games, and I'd pick PS2 if I were allowed both PSX and PS2 games. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:10:11 AM | Message Detail |
| Mars: Hey Polas, why do lemmings do that? Is there a reason? In a world of hedgehogs and evil frogs, it was the only way they could get their own video game. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/20/2002 12:27:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Why did he always take that left turn at Albequerque? Why do my thoughts send me on a carousel? Have you ever liked Legos? Who would you rather meet: A man dressed up like Karnov or HandofThrawn? jukester |
| From: RockMFR 5 | Posted: 7/20/2002 1:49:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Poli Sci eh? My bro is majoring in that at Ohio State. That's the major that you can't get a job with, isn't it? When's the next contest? You don't need to rush though. I think I can live with this whole Champion thing... --- <SSBM-290><P9-DC><SA2B-153><MKSC-NJWRx12-WRx10> o_0 "RockMFR is some sort of freak." ~ Polas |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/20/2002 2:11:37 AM | Message Detail |
| jukester: Why did he always take that left turn at Albequerque? Wow, don't think we've had a Looney Tunes reference in this topic yet. Or "Merrie Melodies". (Said in the same fashion Mr. Burns says "synagogue") Why do my thoughts send me on a carousel? Better than a Free Fall. Have you ever liked Legos? Not really, it took too long to make anything good. Who would you rather meet: A man dressed up like Karnov or HandofThrawn? HandOfThrawn dressed up like Karnov. RockMFR 5: Poli Sci eh? My bro is majoring in that at Ohio State. That's the major that you can't get a job with, isn't it? You're thinking of philosophy. Poli Sci, besides every medical-related one, is the one you need 3 more years of a different school afterward. When's the next contest? You don't need to rush though. I think I can live with this whole Champion thing... If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm not telling. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: willis5225 | Posted: 7/20/2002 2:20:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Am I really the only one who liked all the Army men games? And any thoughts on my sig? You've never steered me wrong in that department before. --- W* |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/20/2002 2:50:51 AM | Message Detail |
| willis5225: Am I really the only one who liked all the Army men games? As far as I know. Penny Arcade seemed to like them OK, but for different reasons. And any thoughts on my sig? You've never steered me wrong in that department before. It's basically the same one I gave krosser, and there's that "fun stuff that comes out of my brain's ass" again, so it's fine with me. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/20/2002 6:02:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Tissues or paper towels? Sage of Light or Ellimist? Orange or Pineapple? Trees or Pants? Does Polas dislike questions like that? jukester |
| From: red dwarf | Posted: 7/20/2002 6:03:39 PM | Message Detail |
| polas!! finally a familiar face.... --- I LOVE ZELDA!!!! |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/20/2002 11:46:01 PM | Message Detail |
| jukester: Tissues or paper towels? Sage of Light or Ellimist? Orange or Pineapple? Trees or Pants? Does Polas dislike questions like that? Yes. The only reason he's even dignifying them is to get the topic back where it belongs. Feel special. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Karnovpalooza! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/karnovpalooza.html |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/21/2002 12:35:52 AM | Message Detail |
| How did Polas know that was a hidden bump? Do I have to feel special, the other elves will get jealous. jukester |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/21/2002 10:37:58 PM | Message Detail |
| jukester How did Polas know that was a hidden bump? He felt around. Do I have to feel special, the other elves will get jealous. You'll feel special, then you'll grope confident, tickle proud, and grab dignified's ass, elves be damned. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm |
| From: willis5225 | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:09:59 PM | Message Detail |
| You gettin' as excited as me about Legend of the River King Advance? --- Bold |
| From: willis5225 | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:10:56 PM | Message Detail |
| And more importantly, how is Road Rage? I heard it was like Crazy Taxi but crappy. Is there any truth to this? --- Bold |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:12:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Ahh... so Polas got the little joke I had planned there. Why didn't anyone else get it when I tried it? Why are they so dumb? Pull my finger? jukester |
| From: Polas | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:17:30 PM | Message Detail |
| willis5225: You gettin' as excited as me about Legend of the River King Advance? Heathen! :Goes off to play Bass Masters: And more importantly, how is Road Rage? I heard it was like Crazy Taxi but crappy. Is there any truth to this? Other way around; the GCN version of Crazy Taxi is crap, but Road Rage is pretty good. jukester: Ahh... so Polas got the little joke I had planned there. Why didn't anyone else get it when I tried it? I'm Polas, they're not. That was easy. Why are they so dumb? I'm Polas, they're not. Even easier. Pull my finger? Easiest of all: no. --- Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe: http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas Latest Update: Pitfall! - http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/polas/atari/pitfall.htm |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:18:44 PM | Message Detail |
| Are you calling me easy? jukester |
| From: jukester | Posted: 7/21/2002 11:21:58 PM | Message Detail |
| Which boss from MM 1 to 6 does Polas think is the hardest? Easiest? Funnest? Dumbest? jukester |
| From: Jacehan | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:47:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Read any good books lately? --- People say we're more civilized than animals, but you don't see gorillas walking around the rainforest blowing themselves up. --Matt Orlando |
| From: CNW101 | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:51:02 PM | Message Detail |
| Will Devin Morgan KOS JJ? --- Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. |
| From: Jial Silverthorn | Posted: 7/22/2002 1:51:14 PM | Message Detail |
| Polas, what reasonably earthly force would bring a mod to this depraved sanctum of craziness? --- So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart. Forever trusting who we are, and nothing else matters...<LZA> |
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