Frank- Die woman!
FC- Quoi?

Frank takes out his sword and dives at FC.

Frank- NI NI NI!!
FC- ...

FC raises her hand and shoots a fire ball straight at Frank's chest. He is thrown backwards and hits the bottles of gin and whiskey and they catch on fire so he blows up.

McGray- Damn. That was fine whiskey.
Narle- Hmm.. we should probably put out this fire.
McGray- I'm not the first one putting out.
Tediz- Ermm...

jukester,
short because power is flickering

Tediz- Well, I figure we should try to kill her in an organized manner.
McGray- Yes. She's busy again, I don't know why she isn't paying attention to the people who are trying to kill her.
Tediz- Her loss.
McGray- Ar oh eff ell.
Narle- Agreed. I'll sneak up on her back. Cub, get on the balcony above her.
McGray- Yes, Tediz and I will sweep in from her left.
Tediz- Cub, get some sort of rock to throw at her.
Cub- Yessah!

They rush to their positions.

Bender- So where is this place?
HoT- This city... I think its name is Gorining.
QoL- My elemental sense is tingling.
Airforce- Ar! Ar!
HoT- Does that mean McGray is here?
QoL- Perhaps... or at least, he was.
Bender- Well, I'm gonna go get some grub at the grub place. C'mon, Airforce. I'm gonna nickname you Airy.
Airy- Ar ar!

They bounce to the tavern.

HoT- Hmm... where to look first...
QoL- That bar place. With the lights and things.
HoT- Fair enough.

Wacky- Got it, woman?
Tatl- Yeah whatever.

Tatl walks down to the main room where Sapphire watches two ferrets gnaw at each other.

Sapphire- Good times with ol' Wacky?
Tatl- Shut up.
Sapphire- Hiss....
Smokey- Hey, what's up?
Sapphire- Miss Cranky is having a bad day.
Smokey- Oh. Must be that Peemess.
Sapphire- You must mean PMS.
Smokey- Shut up, I didn't go to grammar school.
Sapphire- The alphabet isn't too difficult.
Antallic- You obviously haven't know Smokey for long enough.
Smokey- You can shut up, too.

jukester

Heh.
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"The ZSB: We Are So Much Better Than You."

Warlock- Hmm, it appears we're here.
Duel- Hey! Looky at the army men!
Warlock- Hmm a militia. We should try to avoid them at all costs.
Duel- Why?
Warlock- Do you want herpes?
Duel- I inherited those!
Warlock- ... Get over here, boy.

He drags him behind a crate as Coolguy's militia marches out of Lajuenesse.

Coolguy- Oy! It's a long march, but you can do it!

They march away, out of Warlock's sight. Duel was simply fixated on their asses.

Warlock- Ok, let's look for McGray now. But I doubt he's here or else that militia would be stupider.
Duel- Huh?!?
Warlock- Nothing. Let's find a tavern.

Mac- Are you still ok?
SN- Yeah!
Mac- Where are they?
SN- I can't see them.

Mac halts and drops SN.

Mac- Then why the hell have I been carrying you?
SN- Fun?
Mac- Meh, let's try to- ****! Who's that over there!
SN- Dunno.. doesn't look like those other guys.

Canadian walks up.

Canadian- Hello thar.
Mac- Thar? Dun gun fishin', eh?
Canadian- Huh?!? ... Uhh... thibbin me yonder, says I.
SN- What the? I don't get it.
Mac- It's an old language.
Canadian- Frontenac?
Mac- FRONTENAC!

jukester

Canadian- Frontenac?
Mac- FRONTENAC!

LMAO

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The ZSB: These sigs are just overdone now

DL and ZiH stagger into Tauto, angry. They see a barter shop and decide to purchase stronger weapons.

DL- Give us the best weapons you've got, woman.
Fragon- I don't like that tone.
ZiH- Shut up! Where's your weapons?
Fragon- I only have a few swords, none of which are too special. The best I've got is an Ice Blade.
DL- ..What the **** is that!

He points to the recently bartered crystal Fragon has.

Fragon- I tried to scam it off two guys. Why?
DL- Give it to us... NOW.
Fragon- Hell no! I paid good for th-

ZiH takes out his scimitar and holds it to Fragon's neck.

ZiH- Now.
Fragon- ...If you insist....

Fragon reaches for the crystal and then casts a paralysis spell on ZiH and DL. It takes the crystal and runs after setting its shop on fire.

Fragon- Well **** I knew this was worth it.

jukester

Beware of Frontenac!

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Mac kills my inner child.
SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike!

The Sitcom on page 3? Bump.
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)

I seem to have forgotten about this. I'll update later today.

jukester

Fragon- I've got to get this crystal somewhere safe. I've heard of ZiH's treacherous plans to use it... but... for what purposes?

Fragon walks to Bregenek, hoping to find refuge.

SN- So we're almost there?
Mac- Yep, just thataways.

They enter the borders of Bregenek.

Mac- Ahh home putrid smelling home!
Canadian- Hmm... I forget why I'm here, but I'm sure tasty crackers are involved!

Bender- Hey lady!
FakeDL- I'm not a lady. And what do you want?
Bender- What do you have, lady?
FakeDL- I'm not a lady. And I have steak, pork, and other loin meats.
Bender- What do you want, Airy?
Airy- Ar! Ar ar ar ar! Ar ar ar! Ar? Ar ar! Ar!
Bender- He'll have the shrimp scampy with a side of buffalo earlobe.
FakeDL- You want the complimentary sack of oysters with herpes?
Airy- Ar! Ar ar ar ar!
Bender- He says that he wants to dump those oysters in your pants.
FakeDL- I'm not wearing pants.
Bender- Lady's not wearing pants?!?
FakeDL- I'm not a lady.

HoT and QoL check the club.

QoL- Hey bouncer.. hairy... thing... let us in.
Monkeys- Mno!
QoL- ...

He casts Boiling Blood at Monkeys causing his blood to overheat blowing every blood vein in his body, scorching those standing near.

HoT- Well.. how... pleasantly undulating.

They walk in to see a man throw a rock at a lady.

HoT- I see... hey... is that McGray!?!?
QoL- Hmm why yes it is. He's doing something. I better stop him before he embarrasses himself again.

jukester

The FakeDL assignation is classic.
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"You do not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed." ~ Axel Oxenstierna {åß}

Monica takes off her disguise and gets to Bregenek to find Canadian licking the ground.

Monica- What the hell are you doing?
Canadian- I'm eating dirt.
Monica- .......................Why?
Canadian- Mac said so.
Monica- Who?

The Canadian stands up and points to Mac as he eats a beef sandwich. Monica walks over to him angrily.

Mac- Hmm.. why hello there.
Monica- You did this?

She points to Canadian.

Mac- Why... yes.
Monica- ...How? Please tell me.
Mac- Heh, so who are you?
Monica- Well. I'm Monica. I'm looking for a friend who disappeared some time ago.
Mac- Oh really. I may have seen him. What's he look like?

She goes on to describe his features.

Mac- Sorry, I don't know any handicapped people.

jukester

ZiH and DL come to.

DL- What the hell... that *****. We have to get her.
ZiH- I thought it was a guy.
DL- Who cares.
ZiH- Meh, you're right. Well, we know she has the crystal. Wacky still has his, I believe. Where are the other two?
DL- I know.... I know.

They get ZiH's thugs from the local mafia.

Warlock- Hmm... he's not here. Finish your tapioca and we'll move on to an inn or something.
Duel- Mmmmm I love how creamy it is! Mmmm!!!
Warlock- You're a weird child.
Duel- Mmm!
Warlock- Stop that.

BO- So what are we doing?
Scott- Going to Bregenek.
BO- Isn't that idea getting a little cliched, jukester?
jukester- Shut the **** up.
BO- Why yes, I do enjoy the presence of genitals.
Scott- Keep that to yourself, or your self.

jukester

BO- So what are we doing?
Scott- Going to Bregenek.
BO- Isn't that idea getting a little cliched, jukester?
jukester- Shut the **** up.
BO- Why yes, I do enjoy the presence of genitals.

hilarious
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"Maybe some of you multiplayer-haters should try to pull that 6-foot stick out of your asses while I'm on a rant."- Pepito

Heh, heh. Hilarious.
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

Warlock- Hmm... he's not here. Finish your tapioca and we'll move on to an inn or something.
Duel- Mmmmm I love how creamy it is! Mmmm!!!
Warlock- You're a weird child.
Duel- Mmm!
Warlock- Stop that.

lol.
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I Am QoL

Blurp
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"You do not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed." ~ Axel Oxenstierna {åß}

Wacky- Ok guys, are you ready for this?
Sapphire- What is it now, Wacky.
Smokey- Yeah, it's pretty late.
Antallic- Peh, late? It's only 2:39. Sheesh.
Tatl- Shut up, boys.
Wacky- Yeah shut the hell up. I found out what the crystal is for. And DL has another. We need to get to his pal's place and steal it from those asses.
Sapphire- Why?
Wacky- Because they're important and groovy!
Antallic- Can they be sold for arbitrarily large sums of money?
Wacky- Even better, get them all and we become...

Wacky finishes the sentence and the others are stricken with surprise, suspicion, and greed.

Smokey- I'm in.
Sapphire- Me, too.
Antallic- I'll take French Pies for 600.

They get their gear, get Beefer and head to ZiH's mansion in Tauto.

Beefer- Rawghr! Beefer am smaaaash mansion! RargH!
Smokey- Umm yeah. We'll do that.
Wacky- Ok, shut that thing up so they aren't alarmed.
Smokey- We're miles away.
Wacky- The damn thing's loud.
Beefer- Rawr!

jukester

LMAO! But I love da Beefer!
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Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!=>Aragorn {åß}

Scott- Want to buy this?
BO- What?
Scott- This jewel I found.
BO- What?
Scott- It's all shiny. I think it's got something in it.
BO- What?
Scott- Some... color... hey... it's turning green.
BO- What?
Scott- It's weird. Maybe I should use it for a pebble.
BO- ****, my **** is stuck.
Scott- Don't blame my tiny crevice this time.

jukester

lol More!
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

What she said.
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"The important thing is that Polas is in your sig and that you're proud of it." Polas
"I like you, BO." DrPhil [aX]

The rock hits FC knocking her out. McGray approaches cautiously.

McGray- Hey... good throw, Cubby!
Cub- Rar!
McGray- Let's arr- SMOKIN' BEEF CAKES! IT'S HoT! AND... OTHER GUY!
HoT- Why yes, it's you, McGray. We've all been looking for you for some time.
QoL- ..other guy?
McGray- Have you? I thought I left a note with Suicune saying I had left and went east to help solve random predicaments.

Jeaton creates a flashback for McGray to see in the back of his consiousness.

Likewhoa runs up to the note as Ganondork chases him into the Temple where Suicune had once lay. He then proceeds to urinate on then eat the note.

McGray- Ohh...
QoL- OTHER GUY?!?!
HoT- Well we never got it... at least it wasn't brought back.
QoL- I'M THE OTHER GUY?!?!
McGray- Yeah, apparently something bad happened to it.
HoT- Well, finish your business here, lad.
McGray- Alrighty.

McGray turns around. Tediz and Narle had tied FC up. Cub had gotten a whiskey.

McGray- Looks like my work here is done.
Narle- Wait, are you leaving?
McGray- More like being abducted.
Tediz- Well, go back to Fishy.
McGray- I'd rather watch Gigli.

jukester

Other guy, lol.
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)

He then proceeds to urinate on then eat the note.

SO TRUE.
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The ZSB: Stop Trying So Hard

Yes, I love it. lol
More!
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

Fishy- Ah, there you are McGray? Hey, who's the stick?
HoT- Hey!
McGray- I... must leave.
Fishy- ... Ahaha, good one. I've got another job.
McGray- No, I mean it. These are my comrades. I have other more important things to tend to.
Fishy- More important than ... ... saving the baby monkeys from evil termites!
QoL- Quiet, infidel. McGray is being serious, for once.
McGray- Heeeeeeeey... you're right.
QoL- Damn right I'm right.
McGray- Who are you anyway?
QoL- A higher entity.
McGray- Yeah, one of us must be high.
QoL- Get on with it.
Fishy- B-but... who will do my dirty work?
McGray- You have three capable men and a dead guy.
Fishy- Look, I know Frank doesn't do much, but he's still useful.
McGray- No, he's actually dead.
Fishy- Oh. We'll plan a party.
McGray- I won't attend.
QoL- We are wasting time.

They stand around for a minute. Then McGray, QoL and HoT walk out. Fishy sits down.

Fishy- Anyone want to play checkers?

jukester

McGray- So how did you folks get over here?
QoL- Shut the heck up.
McGray- Meep.

Ganondork- Right then, he right'nd be here.
Suicune- You gather he be off about somewhere else?
Ganondork- I've got thee shives for some rummy tum.
Suicune- I've not had some since back in ye ol' times.
Ganondork- Methinks we stay here th'night.
Suicune- You just want ye jimmys.
Ganondork- Aww you got me.

Likewhoa jumps out of Ganondork's pants and runs away. Ganondork and Suicune then walk to the inn.

Likewhoa- Peemo! Raewgh! Sniffix!

BO- So where'd you get that?
Scott- Uhh... yonder.
BO- You aren't foreign.
Scott- I'm Jaked Up.
BO- Yesh.
Scott- I guess I'll keep it.
BO- Hold my pocket?

jukester

Bump and such.
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All of my teachers decided my combination should be 6-6-6. They must think I'm a nice student. -LikeWhoa(Ū)

HoT and QoL arrive at their boat.

QoL- Get on, fool.
McGray- HoT isn't a fo- heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Fine.

He gets on.

QoL- Ok, let's go HoT. ...Why are you waiting?
HoT- I have the nagging feeling we're forgetting something.
QoL- Probably nothing important. We got what we came for.
HoT- Meh. You're probably right.

They board.

Bender- WHOOO!!! WHO'S UP FOR A ROUSING GAME OF "HEE HEE HERMAN!?"
Airy- Ar ar!
FakeDL- I'm going to have to ask you to remove that wedgey and get off the platypus, sir.
Bender- I'll abide by your platypus rules, but the wedgey stays.
FakeDL- I knew I shouldn't have coked up his Shirley Temple.
Airy- Ar!

jukester

Ar!
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"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."- Hong Kong kung-fu movie.

lol. More.
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

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Heh.
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

What did TSCC say?
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

What the ****ing hell. Who marked me.

jukester

No idea whatsoever. You are the TSCC guy?
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Myster Mask (alias Darkwing Duck)
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/angeloflight [aX]

BO- Make yourself at home.
Scott- No place feels like home.
BO- Forget you.
Scott- Why?
BO- Tired of waiting for you.
Scott- Burnout.

Wacky- Almost there, going nowhere.
Sapphire- Walking on glass.
Smokey- Walking alone.
Antallic- PERFECT.

They stop at a fork in the road.

Sapphire- Decisions, decisions.
Wacky- Waiting.
Smokey- Wasting time.
Sapphire- Time to break up.

Wacky, Tatl and Sapphire take the western bound route while Smokey, Beefer and Antallic take the eastern bound one.

Antallic- Left coast envy.
Smokey- Better off dead.

They walk for 10 minutes, it was to the point where they weren't even near each other.

Warlock- A goodnight's sleep?
Duel- All the time.
Warlock- Understatement.

They leave the inn. Then Duel drops his pants.

Warlock- Get it together, the boy who blocked his own shot.
Duel- I'm sorry.
Warlock- What went wrong?
Duel- Still trying.
Warlock- Fingers crossed.
Duel- Thanks, you're the best.

They leave Lajuenesse and head back to Parallo.

ZiH calls role of his gang.

ZiH- Afghan? ...CJ? ...Scumbag? ...The Grouch? ...Botanic Mistress? ...Number Thirteen? ...Montego? ...Crab? And I.
DL- ..Good to know if I ever need attention, all I have to do is die.
ZiH- Second to last.

jukester

GameSpleen says "Likewhoa is teh c00lest!11!"

jukester

*activates tractor beam, pulling the topic back up*

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"But getting felt up by Bender is so refreshing."-Alissa

Jukester, you kick so much ass. I love you.
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

Yeah, I've had a lot of school crap to do... and stuff. I'll have another episode tonight, hopefully what happened today will prove to be good sitcomness material.

jukester

*gropes*
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

Cool.
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"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."- Hong Kong kung-fu movie.

I didn't even catch the last one until the 'fork in the road' one. I wonder how many people got the last episode, though.
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

Do it again, I say. Damn, that was so cool.
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

Sometime in the future, Airforce. Warlock would get it, too.

Likewhoa runs like a misfitted gerbil in the cage that they call Scientist's custard pie.

Likewhoa- Ragh yuppy! Snorkle mup mup!

He licks the custard clean. Realizing he soon needs to dispel this waste, he searches for a place to do it.

Likewhoa- Bloop!

Being unable to move because he ate a whole f'ing pie, he lets out his numero deux in the pie tin.

Likewhoa- Ho! Ho! Ho! FLORK!

Alissa- Hey, we're here, Syrax. ...Syrax?
Syrax- THE ANTS ARE COMING! TAKE COVER! HIDE YOUR BABIES!
Alissa- How did yo- wait, ants? ... Those are sunflower seed shells.
Syrax- Are you calling me a fluke?
Alissa- Yes... yes I am.
Syrax- Then you are correct... FOR $10000! GEE YA
Alissa- I have to find a new first mate.

They walk into Lajeunesse. Syrax lingers into the crowds near the market. Alissa loses sight of him.

Alissa- Yay.

jukester

Yay.
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"We still have fans? What the hell? Ok, how about a Donkey Kong drum game? That should run off the last of them,"~Quid

I'm free!
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Alissa knows best... [aX]
It takes several hundred, perhaps thousands, of hairs to fill a pencil. - McGray

t3h cr4pp4h l0w4h!
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Fear leads to Anger...Anger leads to Stress...Stress leads to Doobies...and Doobies lead to Twinkies!~ HIGH Yoda